Shaolin Bajue
Chapter 252 Beating is kissing and scolding is love
Chapter 252 Beating is kissing and scolding is love
Uncle Mu Mu snorted, and said, "Stinky boy, are you planning something again?"
Fang Jianming saluted him hastily, and said with a smile: "Uncle Mumu, what other tricks can I have? In front of you, you will see through my tricks before I make them. I don't have the guts. Uncle, where is Sister Fairy, has she come to see me these days?"
As soon as Uncle Mu Mu heard this, he became angry and snorted: "That girl is going to make a mess of this, why did she 'come to find me', she said she was going to tear down this cave and told me to get out!"
Fang Jianming was stunned, and said: "No way, Uncle Mu, Sister Xianzi has a very gentle personality. When did she become so fierce? When did she say that?"
Uncle Mu Mu said: "When will it be? She came to the door and said that she would give me one last deadline. If you don't come out, she will force her way in. She will come to arrest people today, and it's almost time!"
Fang Jianming smiled "hehe" and said, "Really? Uncle Mumu, you have suffered, I will..."
But don't tell me, he's still in the cave? "
Fang Jianming flew out and said with a smile, "Sister Fairy, I've already come out. How have you been doing these days?"
Uncle Mu's voice scolded in the cave: "Stinky boy, you forget your righteousness and don't even greet me!"
Fang Jianming walked out of the cave, and saw the fairy in green standing on the top of a tree in the distance.The light body is like a feather, standing on the branch freely. If she is not a fairy, who can be a fairy?
Fairy in green didn't expect that Fang Jianming would run out screaming, and when she saw a familiar face, she couldn't help being stunned.Fang Jianming ran to the bottom of the tree, but before she could react, she just stared blankly at Fang Jianming and thought, "Is it really you? Silly brother, is it really you? Silly brother!"
Fang Jianming raised his head and shouted: "Sister Fairy, you don't know me anymore? I've already come out. How are you doing these days?"
The green-clothed fairy sister regained her composure, flew down to the grass, took a few steps, and said in a trembling voice, "You...are...silly brother, you...really came out?"
Fang Jianming was taken aback, and thought to himself: "What's the matter, didn't I stand in front of you? Fairy sister is really too, you won't recognize me so soon!"
The green-clothed fairy took a step forward, and suddenly stretched out her hand to strike out, only to hear a "crack", Fang Jianming's right cheek was hit moderately.
Fang Jianming covered his right face, staring blankly at the fairy in green.Sister Fairy actually hit him!
A line of clear tears slowly and quietly rolled down the cheeks of the fairy in green.
She said: "Do you still remember me? Now that you're gone, just leave me alone like this, don't you want me anymore? Thanks to my being so kind to you, you... this ungrateful guy!"
After speaking, he burst into tears.
Fang Jianming was dumbfounded, and said with a wry smile: "Sister Fairy, I didn't do it on purpose. I don't know how long I've been here. I'm in the cave, and I always miss Sister Fairy. If you can't forgive me, hit me again." !"
The green-clothed fairy stepped forward suddenly, hugged Fang Jianming into her arms, smiled through tears, and said, "Silly brother, is it really you? My sister acted recklessly just now, so don't blame my sister. My sister is so happy! You see My sister is really bad, I slapped you when I saw you..." Pulling up Fang Jianming's right palm, he said: "Silly brother, if you feel hurt, slap my sister too, it's wrong for my sister to hit you, don't be angry Sister is angry!" As he spoke, he pulled Fang Jianming's hand to his own face and slapped it.
Where did Fang Jianming dare to hit her, he hurriedly broke free from her hand, held her hands firmly, and said with a smile: "Sister Fairy, I'm not angry, I just wonder why my sister hit me? She was slapped for no reason , do you think I was wronged?"
The green-clothed fairy opened her eyes wide, smiled sweetly, and said, "Didn't my sister say that my sister was too happy to tell you to hit me, but you didn't want to, so how do you want my sister to compensate you? Tell me, no matter what." What is it, I..."
I don't know what I thought of, my cheeks blushed, and I said shyly: "I am willing to promise you!"
As soon as his body softened, he fell into Fang Jianming's arms weakly, and a gust of orchid-like fragrance penetrated into Fang Jianming's nose.
Fang Jianming raised his head, lest he couldn't bear the nosebleed and did something disrespectful to the fairy in green.Before entering the cave last time, he had already offended Sister Fairy once, but this time he didn't dare.
Fang Jianming suppressed the desire in his heart, gently hugged the green fairy into his arms, and said: "Sister Fairy, how long have I been in? Look at you, you have been waiting irrationally, and you have lost a lot of weight!"
The green-clothed fairy gave him a blank look, and said, "Why are you irrational? You are irrational. If you were rational last time, you wouldn't have done that to me and called me irrational!"
As he said that, he glanced at Fang Jianming with a wink like silk, which was indescribably charming.
Fang Jianming's face flushed when he heard this.
He was most afraid that the fairy in green would mention this matter, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, yes, I am irrational. I blamed me last time and offended my sister. But to be honest, you have indeed lost weight. Before I leave, Didn't I tell you already. Don't always think about me, I'll be fine. You must have not listened to me, otherwise you wouldn't be so thin!"
The fairy in green said coquettishly: "You told me not to miss you, I want to miss you. Not only do I want to miss you, but I also want to hit you!" She stretched out her small fist and punched Fang Jianming several times.
Fang Jianming laughed "hehe" and said, "Sister Fairy, are you hitting me or tickling me!"
The fairy in green snorted, broke free from Fang Jianming's arms, and said, "You know, I've waited for you outside the cave for a long, long time, and I don't know how long it's been, anyway, I've been waiting so hard, My heart is anxious, no matter how long I wait for you, my heart will always hurt!"
Fang Jianming was very moved when he heard this, he stretched out his hand to straighten her messy temple hair, and said: "Sister Fairy, you are so kind to me, I really don't know how to repay you!"
The green-clothed fairy gave him a blank look, and said: "I don't care for anyone who asks you to reciprocate! As long as you stay by my side honestly and always be with my sister, my sister will be satisfied!"
Fang Jianming listened, smiled bitterly, and said: "I understand being with you, but what is eternity? Who can have eternity? Sister Fairy, I will never let down your love!"
The green-clothed fairy looked at him, and said in amazement: "Silly brother, what did you do in the cave? I found that you have grown taller and burlier, you can't be..."
Fang Jianming said with a smile: "Sister Fairy, I went into the cave to meet my master. The 'Great Sleep Art' I practiced was created by him. He treats me... well!"
The green-clothed fairy said: "Oh, that's right. What a good way, is there a sister who treats you well?"
Fang Jianming said without thinking: "He asked eighteen wooden men to beat me with copper sticks. You see, I have a copper head and an iron arm now. If anyone wants to hurt me, hey, there is no door!"
The green-clothed fairy was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly opened her mouth wide. She stared at Fang Jianming with a half-smile, and said, "So this is to treat you well! Then I was too kind to you before. Silly brother, you like this way Well, I..."
Fang Jianming sensed the danger, and hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, sister Fairy, you misunderstood me, I..."
The green-clothed fairy didn't listen to him, and said seriously: "... I see, the way I used to use needs to be improved, and I can no longer treat you gently. Isn't there a saying that 'hitting is kissing, scolding is love'? It turned out to be true. Well, I have decided so! Silly brother, do you think I am right?"
Fang Jianming saw that her willow eyebrows were about to stand straight, and the smell of gunpowder was about to erupt.Quickly jumped up, turned three feet away, and said with a wry smile: "Sister Fairy, your previous method was very good. My master treated me like that. It was his way. You should not learn from him."
The fairy in green rolled her eyes, and said: "Your words are not bad, how can I learn from others, Gege..." She frowned suddenly, and said: "However, I want to try. Silly brother, let my sister try." try, okay?"
Seeing her walking up, Fang Jianming turned around and walked away, saying: "Sister Fairy, don't try it, once you become addicted, wouldn't it be bad luck for me? This kind of thing can only happen once, if there are too many, I will have no luck!" run.
Seeing his flustered expression, the fairy in green clothes felt amused, and chased after him and said, "Silly brother, why are you running away? My sister won't eat you. Before I even said a few words to my sister, I wanted to run away and said no." Know how to reciprocate!"
Fang Jianming turned his head and said, "Sister Fairy, I..."
Before he finished speaking, a flower fell on his face with a "poof". Fang Jianming was secretly amazed that the flowers came without warning.
Sister in green saw his innocent appearance, "Ge Ge" laughed loudly, and said: "How about it, do you know how powerful my sister is? I told you not to run, but you wanted to run. Isn't this making my sister angry?"
As he spoke, he waved his sleeves a few times, like a celestial girl scattering flowers. Countless flowers fell from the sky and hit Fang Jianming.The flowers castrate quickly, and there is a strong wind, so the so-called "leaf picking and flying flowers" are nothing more than that.
Fang Jianming knew that this "delicate" silly sister was coming for real.Leaping forward, dodging the three flowers that fell first.Reach out and pinch a flower between your fingers.With a turn of the body, the inner strength was secretly developed, and the light body technique of "staining clothes and eighteen falls" was used.
The flower fell on the body, and before it exerted any strength, it was bounced and flew out.Blossoms splashed outward one by one, Fang Jianming seemed to be standing among flowers.
Those flowers are also really strange, no matter how much strength Fang Jianming uses, they still can't be crushed.In the early days, Fang Jianming was afraid of the fairy in green and didn't dare to damage the flowers. Later, there were more and more flowers, and they came faster and faster, so he didn't give Fang Jianming a chance to breathe.In order to protect himself, Fang Jianming had to put in more effort, but it was still useless.
Fang Jianming was shocked.Although Fairy in Green is as close as he is, Fang Jianming doesn't know her abilities very well. He only knows that she can fly, but he didn't expect her to have such a fast and strong skill of controlling flowers.
(End of this chapter)
Uncle Mu Mu snorted, and said, "Stinky boy, are you planning something again?"
Fang Jianming saluted him hastily, and said with a smile: "Uncle Mumu, what other tricks can I have? In front of you, you will see through my tricks before I make them. I don't have the guts. Uncle, where is Sister Fairy, has she come to see me these days?"
As soon as Uncle Mu Mu heard this, he became angry and snorted: "That girl is going to make a mess of this, why did she 'come to find me', she said she was going to tear down this cave and told me to get out!"
Fang Jianming was stunned, and said: "No way, Uncle Mu, Sister Xianzi has a very gentle personality. When did she become so fierce? When did she say that?"
Uncle Mu Mu said: "When will it be? She came to the door and said that she would give me one last deadline. If you don't come out, she will force her way in. She will come to arrest people today, and it's almost time!"
Fang Jianming smiled "hehe" and said, "Really? Uncle Mumu, you have suffered, I will..."
But don't tell me, he's still in the cave? "
Fang Jianming flew out and said with a smile, "Sister Fairy, I've already come out. How have you been doing these days?"
Uncle Mu's voice scolded in the cave: "Stinky boy, you forget your righteousness and don't even greet me!"
Fang Jianming walked out of the cave, and saw the fairy in green standing on the top of a tree in the distance.The light body is like a feather, standing on the branch freely. If she is not a fairy, who can be a fairy?
Fairy in green didn't expect that Fang Jianming would run out screaming, and when she saw a familiar face, she couldn't help being stunned.Fang Jianming ran to the bottom of the tree, but before she could react, she just stared blankly at Fang Jianming and thought, "Is it really you? Silly brother, is it really you? Silly brother!"
Fang Jianming raised his head and shouted: "Sister Fairy, you don't know me anymore? I've already come out. How are you doing these days?"
The green-clothed fairy sister regained her composure, flew down to the grass, took a few steps, and said in a trembling voice, "You...are...silly brother, you...really came out?"
Fang Jianming was taken aback, and thought to himself: "What's the matter, didn't I stand in front of you? Fairy sister is really too, you won't recognize me so soon!"
The green-clothed fairy took a step forward, and suddenly stretched out her hand to strike out, only to hear a "crack", Fang Jianming's right cheek was hit moderately.
Fang Jianming covered his right face, staring blankly at the fairy in green.Sister Fairy actually hit him!
A line of clear tears slowly and quietly rolled down the cheeks of the fairy in green.
She said: "Do you still remember me? Now that you're gone, just leave me alone like this, don't you want me anymore? Thanks to my being so kind to you, you... this ungrateful guy!"
After speaking, he burst into tears.
Fang Jianming was dumbfounded, and said with a wry smile: "Sister Fairy, I didn't do it on purpose. I don't know how long I've been here. I'm in the cave, and I always miss Sister Fairy. If you can't forgive me, hit me again." !"
The green-clothed fairy stepped forward suddenly, hugged Fang Jianming into her arms, smiled through tears, and said, "Silly brother, is it really you? My sister acted recklessly just now, so don't blame my sister. My sister is so happy! You see My sister is really bad, I slapped you when I saw you..." Pulling up Fang Jianming's right palm, he said: "Silly brother, if you feel hurt, slap my sister too, it's wrong for my sister to hit you, don't be angry Sister is angry!" As he spoke, he pulled Fang Jianming's hand to his own face and slapped it.
Where did Fang Jianming dare to hit her, he hurriedly broke free from her hand, held her hands firmly, and said with a smile: "Sister Fairy, I'm not angry, I just wonder why my sister hit me? She was slapped for no reason , do you think I was wronged?"
The green-clothed fairy opened her eyes wide, smiled sweetly, and said, "Didn't my sister say that my sister was too happy to tell you to hit me, but you didn't want to, so how do you want my sister to compensate you? Tell me, no matter what." What is it, I..."
I don't know what I thought of, my cheeks blushed, and I said shyly: "I am willing to promise you!"
As soon as his body softened, he fell into Fang Jianming's arms weakly, and a gust of orchid-like fragrance penetrated into Fang Jianming's nose.
Fang Jianming raised his head, lest he couldn't bear the nosebleed and did something disrespectful to the fairy in green.Before entering the cave last time, he had already offended Sister Fairy once, but this time he didn't dare.
Fang Jianming suppressed the desire in his heart, gently hugged the green fairy into his arms, and said: "Sister Fairy, how long have I been in? Look at you, you have been waiting irrationally, and you have lost a lot of weight!"
The green-clothed fairy gave him a blank look, and said, "Why are you irrational? You are irrational. If you were rational last time, you wouldn't have done that to me and called me irrational!"
As he said that, he glanced at Fang Jianming with a wink like silk, which was indescribably charming.
Fang Jianming's face flushed when he heard this.
He was most afraid that the fairy in green would mention this matter, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, yes, I am irrational. I blamed me last time and offended my sister. But to be honest, you have indeed lost weight. Before I leave, Didn't I tell you already. Don't always think about me, I'll be fine. You must have not listened to me, otherwise you wouldn't be so thin!"
The fairy in green said coquettishly: "You told me not to miss you, I want to miss you. Not only do I want to miss you, but I also want to hit you!" She stretched out her small fist and punched Fang Jianming several times.
Fang Jianming laughed "hehe" and said, "Sister Fairy, are you hitting me or tickling me!"
The fairy in green snorted, broke free from Fang Jianming's arms, and said, "You know, I've waited for you outside the cave for a long, long time, and I don't know how long it's been, anyway, I've been waiting so hard, My heart is anxious, no matter how long I wait for you, my heart will always hurt!"
Fang Jianming was very moved when he heard this, he stretched out his hand to straighten her messy temple hair, and said: "Sister Fairy, you are so kind to me, I really don't know how to repay you!"
The green-clothed fairy gave him a blank look, and said: "I don't care for anyone who asks you to reciprocate! As long as you stay by my side honestly and always be with my sister, my sister will be satisfied!"
Fang Jianming listened, smiled bitterly, and said: "I understand being with you, but what is eternity? Who can have eternity? Sister Fairy, I will never let down your love!"
The green-clothed fairy looked at him, and said in amazement: "Silly brother, what did you do in the cave? I found that you have grown taller and burlier, you can't be..."
Fang Jianming said with a smile: "Sister Fairy, I went into the cave to meet my master. The 'Great Sleep Art' I practiced was created by him. He treats me... well!"
The green-clothed fairy said: "Oh, that's right. What a good way, is there a sister who treats you well?"
Fang Jianming said without thinking: "He asked eighteen wooden men to beat me with copper sticks. You see, I have a copper head and an iron arm now. If anyone wants to hurt me, hey, there is no door!"
The green-clothed fairy was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly opened her mouth wide. She stared at Fang Jianming with a half-smile, and said, "So this is to treat you well! Then I was too kind to you before. Silly brother, you like this way Well, I..."
Fang Jianming sensed the danger, and hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, sister Fairy, you misunderstood me, I..."
The green-clothed fairy didn't listen to him, and said seriously: "... I see, the way I used to use needs to be improved, and I can no longer treat you gently. Isn't there a saying that 'hitting is kissing, scolding is love'? It turned out to be true. Well, I have decided so! Silly brother, do you think I am right?"
Fang Jianming saw that her willow eyebrows were about to stand straight, and the smell of gunpowder was about to erupt.Quickly jumped up, turned three feet away, and said with a wry smile: "Sister Fairy, your previous method was very good. My master treated me like that. It was his way. You should not learn from him."
The fairy in green rolled her eyes, and said: "Your words are not bad, how can I learn from others, Gege..." She frowned suddenly, and said: "However, I want to try. Silly brother, let my sister try." try, okay?"
Seeing her walking up, Fang Jianming turned around and walked away, saying: "Sister Fairy, don't try it, once you become addicted, wouldn't it be bad luck for me? This kind of thing can only happen once, if there are too many, I will have no luck!" run.
Seeing his flustered expression, the fairy in green clothes felt amused, and chased after him and said, "Silly brother, why are you running away? My sister won't eat you. Before I even said a few words to my sister, I wanted to run away and said no." Know how to reciprocate!"
Fang Jianming turned his head and said, "Sister Fairy, I..."
Before he finished speaking, a flower fell on his face with a "poof". Fang Jianming was secretly amazed that the flowers came without warning.
Sister in green saw his innocent appearance, "Ge Ge" laughed loudly, and said: "How about it, do you know how powerful my sister is? I told you not to run, but you wanted to run. Isn't this making my sister angry?"
As he spoke, he waved his sleeves a few times, like a celestial girl scattering flowers. Countless flowers fell from the sky and hit Fang Jianming.The flowers castrate quickly, and there is a strong wind, so the so-called "leaf picking and flying flowers" are nothing more than that.
Fang Jianming knew that this "delicate" silly sister was coming for real.Leaping forward, dodging the three flowers that fell first.Reach out and pinch a flower between your fingers.With a turn of the body, the inner strength was secretly developed, and the light body technique of "staining clothes and eighteen falls" was used.
The flower fell on the body, and before it exerted any strength, it was bounced and flew out.Blossoms splashed outward one by one, Fang Jianming seemed to be standing among flowers.
Those flowers are also really strange, no matter how much strength Fang Jianming uses, they still can't be crushed.In the early days, Fang Jianming was afraid of the fairy in green and didn't dare to damage the flowers. Later, there were more and more flowers, and they came faster and faster, so he didn't give Fang Jianming a chance to breathe.In order to protect himself, Fang Jianming had to put in more effort, but it was still useless.
Fang Jianming was shocked.Although Fairy in Green is as close as he is, Fang Jianming doesn't know her abilities very well. He only knows that she can fly, but he didn't expect her to have such a fast and strong skill of controlling flowers.
(End of this chapter)
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