Shaolin Bajue
Chapter 585 Pretend to be crazy
Chapter 585 Pretend to be crazy
Fang Jianming said: "You are the lunatic. You shot two arrows at my tree just now, and I haven't settled with you yet, yet you actually called me a lunatic."
Annie heard this, and said angrily, "I haven't seen anyone like you before. I blocked an arrow for you, but instead of thanking me, you even said I was wrong. I'm so pissed off!"
Fang Jianming imitated her accent and said: "I'm really mad at you. Why did you help me block the arrows? I didn't ask you to do that. I'm really mad at you."
Everyone heard that he had learned so well, some couldn't help laughing, Annie gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and said, "If you want to die, let you die!"
Fang Jianming grinned and said, "I'm living a good life, why should I die?"
The masked man was surprised when he heard this, and secretly said: "This kid seems to be pretending to be crazy, I don't know where he came from?" He sneered and said: "Miss Anne, what does this kind of lunatic care about him, let me shoot him Tell him to shut up."
After speaking, she shot three arrows in a row, Annie shot three arrows in a row, blocked his arrows, and shouted: "This is our homeland, you are not allowed to kill anyone."
When the masked man saw this, he was furious and shouted: "Miss Annie, I respect you as the daughter of the cave master of Andu, don't spoil the old man's interest!"
Saying that, opening a bow means shooting an arrow. Annie shot an arrow in a hurry, but she didn't deflect the opponent's arrow. Knowing that the opponent's arrow was extremely strong, she panicked and shouted: "Madman, hide!"
Fang Jianming stood there dumbfounded, as if he didn't know that the sharp arrow was coming, "Ouch", Fang Jianming turned somersault, rolled to the side, lay motionless on the ground, with the arrow stuck in his body.
The masked man said with a sinister smile, "Stinky boy, I thought you were capable, but it turned out to be nothing more than that."
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Jianming suddenly jumped up from the ground and shouted: "What kind of arrow is this? Why is there no arrowhead? Give it back to you and shoot me again."
After finishing speaking, he shook his hand casually, and the sharp arrow he took from his body shot back from the same way. It went away as fast as lightning. The masked man was startled, and before he could shoot the arrow in time, he lowered his head, and the sharp arrow flew an inch away from the top of his head. Flying everywhere, only heard a scream of "Ouch", one of the sharp-mouthed man's front teeth was shot off, his mouth was full of blood, and he was so painful that he called out for his father and mother.
Fortunately, Fang Jianming didn't use too much force, otherwise, let alone a front tooth, even a head would have been shot through.
When the masked man saw him, he was taken aback. He knew that the other party was a master, but he had no intention of being afraid of the other party, and shouted: "So your Excellency is pretending to be crazy. Good! Let me take a few arrows from the old man."
Six arrows were shot in a row, and the six arrows flew towards Fang Jianming whistling.
Fang Jianming laughed loudly with a "haha", picked up the stone on the ground, quickly threw it out, and said with a smile: "I can't shoot, I can't shoot..."
Seeing that all the five arrows were shot down by the stones, the sixth stone seemed to be bent, and the last arrow hit Fang Jianming's head like lightning.
Fang Jianming's head tilted suddenly, and he turned somersaults. When everyone saw it, they exclaimed. Many girls screamed and dared not look any more.Annie clenched her fists even more, with a nervous expression on her face.
Suddenly, Fang Jianming jumped up, turned his face, held the sharp arrow in his mouth, opened his mouth and spat it out, and said with a smile: "Do you invite me to eat the arrow? I have already eaten it now, but this arrow is not to my taste. Come and don't reciprocate, I'll invite you to eat stones."
With a flick of his fingers, a small stone caught between his fingers flew out.The masked man didn't expect that Fang Jianming's skills would be so agile, and his strikes were so fast. He was almost injured by the stone when he was inattentive. He pulled it down in time, snorted coldly, and said: "Stinky boy, our beam is finally settled!"
Turning around, he said, "Mr. Langla, I have experts to help me, so let's go."
Seeing that he suffered a loss, Lang La knew that it would be difficult to make trouble today, so she had to give the young Miao family who sang folk songs a hard look, and left with a group of people.
Seeing that they were scared away by Fang Jianming, everyone ran down the mountain to thank them.
Annie took the Miao girl who sang earlier and ran to the front, she didn't look like a girl at all.Seeing their enthusiasm, Fang Jianming was startled.
Annie ran up to him, looked him up and down, and asked with a smile, "Madman, where are you from? Why have I never seen you before? Your martial arts are really amazing!"
Fang Jianming said with a smile: "Are you from there again? Why haven't I seen you before?"
Someone shouted: "Bold, do you know who Miss Anne is?" It turned out to be a Miao soldier.
Fang Jianming shrugged and said, "She doesn't care about my business, I just know that my tree was broken by you, and I want you to pay for it."
Everyone didn't know if he was really stupid or fake.If it's really stupid, how can it have such good skills, if it's fake stupid, it's not serious at all.
An Wu walked up side by side with the young Miao family who was singing, and looked at him carefully, but he didn't recognize Fang Jianming. An Wu said, "Thank you, the strong man, for helping us beat that bastard Lang La away."
Fang Jianming said: "I didn't beat them. The feet are on their bodies. Where they want to go is their business. By the way, who are you?"
Annie rushed to answer: "My name is Annie, this is my good friend Rosa, he is my elder brother Anwu, he is my good friend Mengji, and everyone else is my clan. What's your name?" "
Fang Jianming thought to himself: "I can't tell you my name now." He said in his mouth: "Ah, so it's you. Didn't you say my name right just now? I'm called a lunatic, and the lunatic is me."
Annie stomped her feet angrily, and said, "I can't be called a lunatic, I'm so pissed off!"
Fang Jianming said solemnly: "I'm really mad, why can't I be called a lunatic? What's wrong with being a lunatic?"
Among the clansmen, Annie has always called herself a hero of the female middle school. Now, Fang Jianming's crazy words rob her of the truth, and she can't wait to go up and tear his mouth.
An Wu had never seen his younger sister eat so much before, he smiled secretly, pulled his younger sister, and said to Fang Jianming: "Strong man, no matter what your name is, you are our friend if you help us. We still have things to do, don't you?" Excuse me. If you are free someday, you can come to our Miao Village as a guest. Also, I will ask someone to pay you a tree in a while."
Fang Jianming said: "This is more or less the same, remember to ask for the exact same tree, otherwise, I won't want it."
An Wu secretly said: "There are exactly the same trees in the world, aren't you embarrassing me?" He said: "Okay, I will try to find it."
After speaking, she pulled Annie to turn around and left. Annie couldn't break free, and turned around and shouted: "Madman, your martial arts are good. If you want, I can ask Abba to let you be his bodyguard."
Fang Jianming grinned and said, "What's a bodyguard? Is it fun?"
Annie was so angry that she almost fainted and ignored him.
A large group of people left, followed by nearly a hundred Miao soldiers.In addition to their subordinates, the An family brothers and sisters also came from the tribe of the Miao village, and they were the brothers and sisters who brought the excitement.Originally everyone wanted to match Rosa and Meng Ji's good business, but Lang La ruined it. When they left, they were all talking about "lunatics" and put their affairs aside for the time being.The two were very distressed.
As soon as they left, Wu Shiming came out from his hiding place, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Jianming, I didn't expect you to be really good at acting. Are those tears just now real?"
Fang Jianming said angrily: "Of course it's true. It's all your bad idea. I let you go, but you can't."
Wu Shiming laughed and said: "This is not a bad idea, didn't you hear? This pair of brothers and sisters are the sons and daughters of Cave Master Andu we are looking for. If you go out to save the beauty, don't you happen to be able to get close to them?"
Fang Jianming said: "It's a pity that they are on guard and don't plan to take us there at all."
Wu Shiming said: "Don't worry, as long as you leave an impression in their hearts, I believe we will meet the Cave Master soon."
The two continued on, and at dusk, they came to a village.After inquiring, this village is one of the villages under the jurisdiction of Andu Dongzhu, and it is more than 30 miles away from the Da Miao Village where Andu Dongzhu lives.
Seeing that it was getting late, the two stayed at a Miao family in the village.
That night, a bonfire was lit in the square of the village, and the two sat among the Miao people, watching the Miao girls dancing around the fire.
Suddenly, a young man from the Miao family came up to their place. Fang Jianming looked intently, and was slightly happy when he saw Meng Ji.
Meng Ji came up, and he got up immediately.
Meng Ji said: "Unexpectedly, the strong man came to our village. My house is not far in front. If the strong man does not dislike it, please come to my house for a drink."
Fang Jianming said: "I still have a friend, is it convenient?" Wu Shiming stood up and smiled slightly at Meng Ji.
Meng Ji said: "Our Miao family are not stingy people. It is an honor for Meng Ji to visit my house. My father and mother will definitely welcome you." He led the two out of the square.
Seeing that he was sincere, Fang Jianming and Wu Shiming did not hide anything and told him their names.
After Meng Ji heard this, Fang Jianming smiled and said, "I knew you were not an ordinary person."
Fang Jianming said embarrassingly: "I just made a joke earlier, I hope Brother Meng will not be offended."
Meng Ji said: "I have nothing to say, but if Annie knows that you are pretending to be crazy, I can't guarantee that she won't trouble you."
As he said that, he had arrived outside Mengji's house.Although Meng Ji's house was not the largest in the village, it was not small either. Seeing that he was dressed plainly, he believed that his family was hardworking.
Entering the main room, I saw an old Khan of the Miao family sitting in the room smoking dry tobacco, Meng Ji hurriedly introduced them to them.It turned out that this old Khan was Mengji's Abba, the leader of the village.No wonder Meng Ji is good friends with the An brothers and sisters. It turns out that Meng Ji's father is one of the subordinates of the Andu Cave Master.
After the guests and hosts were seated, the old man called Meng Ji's mother, a simple aunt, and told her to entertain the guests with the best food and drinks.
Meng Ji told Abba what happened earlier, the old man looked at the two of them, frowned and asked, "Although you are dressed as Miao people, I can see that you are not really Miao people."
Fang Jianming quickly explained to him, the old man smiled and said: "Old man, I am very enlightened, no matter you are Han or Miao, you have helped Meng Ji, you are our guests. I am just a little strange, you come to our Miao What are you doing here?"
The two glanced at each other, Fang Jianming said in a low voice: "Old man, to tell you the truth, we came here to inquire about something."
"what's up?"
"I heard rumors that there is a hole in the main conspiracy."
The old man's face changed when he heard this, and he asked: "Look at you, you don't look like people from the imperial court, why do you want to inquire about such things?
(End of this chapter)
Fang Jianming said: "You are the lunatic. You shot two arrows at my tree just now, and I haven't settled with you yet, yet you actually called me a lunatic."
Annie heard this, and said angrily, "I haven't seen anyone like you before. I blocked an arrow for you, but instead of thanking me, you even said I was wrong. I'm so pissed off!"
Fang Jianming imitated her accent and said: "I'm really mad at you. Why did you help me block the arrows? I didn't ask you to do that. I'm really mad at you."
Everyone heard that he had learned so well, some couldn't help laughing, Annie gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and said, "If you want to die, let you die!"
Fang Jianming grinned and said, "I'm living a good life, why should I die?"
The masked man was surprised when he heard this, and secretly said: "This kid seems to be pretending to be crazy, I don't know where he came from?" He sneered and said: "Miss Anne, what does this kind of lunatic care about him, let me shoot him Tell him to shut up."
After speaking, she shot three arrows in a row, Annie shot three arrows in a row, blocked his arrows, and shouted: "This is our homeland, you are not allowed to kill anyone."
When the masked man saw this, he was furious and shouted: "Miss Annie, I respect you as the daughter of the cave master of Andu, don't spoil the old man's interest!"
Saying that, opening a bow means shooting an arrow. Annie shot an arrow in a hurry, but she didn't deflect the opponent's arrow. Knowing that the opponent's arrow was extremely strong, she panicked and shouted: "Madman, hide!"
Fang Jianming stood there dumbfounded, as if he didn't know that the sharp arrow was coming, "Ouch", Fang Jianming turned somersault, rolled to the side, lay motionless on the ground, with the arrow stuck in his body.
The masked man said with a sinister smile, "Stinky boy, I thought you were capable, but it turned out to be nothing more than that."
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Jianming suddenly jumped up from the ground and shouted: "What kind of arrow is this? Why is there no arrowhead? Give it back to you and shoot me again."
After finishing speaking, he shook his hand casually, and the sharp arrow he took from his body shot back from the same way. It went away as fast as lightning. The masked man was startled, and before he could shoot the arrow in time, he lowered his head, and the sharp arrow flew an inch away from the top of his head. Flying everywhere, only heard a scream of "Ouch", one of the sharp-mouthed man's front teeth was shot off, his mouth was full of blood, and he was so painful that he called out for his father and mother.
Fortunately, Fang Jianming didn't use too much force, otherwise, let alone a front tooth, even a head would have been shot through.
When the masked man saw him, he was taken aback. He knew that the other party was a master, but he had no intention of being afraid of the other party, and shouted: "So your Excellency is pretending to be crazy. Good! Let me take a few arrows from the old man."
Six arrows were shot in a row, and the six arrows flew towards Fang Jianming whistling.
Fang Jianming laughed loudly with a "haha", picked up the stone on the ground, quickly threw it out, and said with a smile: "I can't shoot, I can't shoot..."
Seeing that all the five arrows were shot down by the stones, the sixth stone seemed to be bent, and the last arrow hit Fang Jianming's head like lightning.
Fang Jianming's head tilted suddenly, and he turned somersaults. When everyone saw it, they exclaimed. Many girls screamed and dared not look any more.Annie clenched her fists even more, with a nervous expression on her face.
Suddenly, Fang Jianming jumped up, turned his face, held the sharp arrow in his mouth, opened his mouth and spat it out, and said with a smile: "Do you invite me to eat the arrow? I have already eaten it now, but this arrow is not to my taste. Come and don't reciprocate, I'll invite you to eat stones."
With a flick of his fingers, a small stone caught between his fingers flew out.The masked man didn't expect that Fang Jianming's skills would be so agile, and his strikes were so fast. He was almost injured by the stone when he was inattentive. He pulled it down in time, snorted coldly, and said: "Stinky boy, our beam is finally settled!"
Turning around, he said, "Mr. Langla, I have experts to help me, so let's go."
Seeing that he suffered a loss, Lang La knew that it would be difficult to make trouble today, so she had to give the young Miao family who sang folk songs a hard look, and left with a group of people.
Seeing that they were scared away by Fang Jianming, everyone ran down the mountain to thank them.
Annie took the Miao girl who sang earlier and ran to the front, she didn't look like a girl at all.Seeing their enthusiasm, Fang Jianming was startled.
Annie ran up to him, looked him up and down, and asked with a smile, "Madman, where are you from? Why have I never seen you before? Your martial arts are really amazing!"
Fang Jianming said with a smile: "Are you from there again? Why haven't I seen you before?"
Someone shouted: "Bold, do you know who Miss Anne is?" It turned out to be a Miao soldier.
Fang Jianming shrugged and said, "She doesn't care about my business, I just know that my tree was broken by you, and I want you to pay for it."
Everyone didn't know if he was really stupid or fake.If it's really stupid, how can it have such good skills, if it's fake stupid, it's not serious at all.
An Wu walked up side by side with the young Miao family who was singing, and looked at him carefully, but he didn't recognize Fang Jianming. An Wu said, "Thank you, the strong man, for helping us beat that bastard Lang La away."
Fang Jianming said: "I didn't beat them. The feet are on their bodies. Where they want to go is their business. By the way, who are you?"
Annie rushed to answer: "My name is Annie, this is my good friend Rosa, he is my elder brother Anwu, he is my good friend Mengji, and everyone else is my clan. What's your name?" "
Fang Jianming thought to himself: "I can't tell you my name now." He said in his mouth: "Ah, so it's you. Didn't you say my name right just now? I'm called a lunatic, and the lunatic is me."
Annie stomped her feet angrily, and said, "I can't be called a lunatic, I'm so pissed off!"
Fang Jianming said solemnly: "I'm really mad, why can't I be called a lunatic? What's wrong with being a lunatic?"
Among the clansmen, Annie has always called herself a hero of the female middle school. Now, Fang Jianming's crazy words rob her of the truth, and she can't wait to go up and tear his mouth.
An Wu had never seen his younger sister eat so much before, he smiled secretly, pulled his younger sister, and said to Fang Jianming: "Strong man, no matter what your name is, you are our friend if you help us. We still have things to do, don't you?" Excuse me. If you are free someday, you can come to our Miao Village as a guest. Also, I will ask someone to pay you a tree in a while."
Fang Jianming said: "This is more or less the same, remember to ask for the exact same tree, otherwise, I won't want it."
An Wu secretly said: "There are exactly the same trees in the world, aren't you embarrassing me?" He said: "Okay, I will try to find it."
After speaking, she pulled Annie to turn around and left. Annie couldn't break free, and turned around and shouted: "Madman, your martial arts are good. If you want, I can ask Abba to let you be his bodyguard."
Fang Jianming grinned and said, "What's a bodyguard? Is it fun?"
Annie was so angry that she almost fainted and ignored him.
A large group of people left, followed by nearly a hundred Miao soldiers.In addition to their subordinates, the An family brothers and sisters also came from the tribe of the Miao village, and they were the brothers and sisters who brought the excitement.Originally everyone wanted to match Rosa and Meng Ji's good business, but Lang La ruined it. When they left, they were all talking about "lunatics" and put their affairs aside for the time being.The two were very distressed.
As soon as they left, Wu Shiming came out from his hiding place, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Jianming, I didn't expect you to be really good at acting. Are those tears just now real?"
Fang Jianming said angrily: "Of course it's true. It's all your bad idea. I let you go, but you can't."
Wu Shiming laughed and said: "This is not a bad idea, didn't you hear? This pair of brothers and sisters are the sons and daughters of Cave Master Andu we are looking for. If you go out to save the beauty, don't you happen to be able to get close to them?"
Fang Jianming said: "It's a pity that they are on guard and don't plan to take us there at all."
Wu Shiming said: "Don't worry, as long as you leave an impression in their hearts, I believe we will meet the Cave Master soon."
The two continued on, and at dusk, they came to a village.After inquiring, this village is one of the villages under the jurisdiction of Andu Dongzhu, and it is more than 30 miles away from the Da Miao Village where Andu Dongzhu lives.
Seeing that it was getting late, the two stayed at a Miao family in the village.
That night, a bonfire was lit in the square of the village, and the two sat among the Miao people, watching the Miao girls dancing around the fire.
Suddenly, a young man from the Miao family came up to their place. Fang Jianming looked intently, and was slightly happy when he saw Meng Ji.
Meng Ji came up, and he got up immediately.
Meng Ji said: "Unexpectedly, the strong man came to our village. My house is not far in front. If the strong man does not dislike it, please come to my house for a drink."
Fang Jianming said: "I still have a friend, is it convenient?" Wu Shiming stood up and smiled slightly at Meng Ji.
Meng Ji said: "Our Miao family are not stingy people. It is an honor for Meng Ji to visit my house. My father and mother will definitely welcome you." He led the two out of the square.
Seeing that he was sincere, Fang Jianming and Wu Shiming did not hide anything and told him their names.
After Meng Ji heard this, Fang Jianming smiled and said, "I knew you were not an ordinary person."
Fang Jianming said embarrassingly: "I just made a joke earlier, I hope Brother Meng will not be offended."
Meng Ji said: "I have nothing to say, but if Annie knows that you are pretending to be crazy, I can't guarantee that she won't trouble you."
As he said that, he had arrived outside Mengji's house.Although Meng Ji's house was not the largest in the village, it was not small either. Seeing that he was dressed plainly, he believed that his family was hardworking.
Entering the main room, I saw an old Khan of the Miao family sitting in the room smoking dry tobacco, Meng Ji hurriedly introduced them to them.It turned out that this old Khan was Mengji's Abba, the leader of the village.No wonder Meng Ji is good friends with the An brothers and sisters. It turns out that Meng Ji's father is one of the subordinates of the Andu Cave Master.
After the guests and hosts were seated, the old man called Meng Ji's mother, a simple aunt, and told her to entertain the guests with the best food and drinks.
Meng Ji told Abba what happened earlier, the old man looked at the two of them, frowned and asked, "Although you are dressed as Miao people, I can see that you are not really Miao people."
Fang Jianming quickly explained to him, the old man smiled and said: "Old man, I am very enlightened, no matter you are Han or Miao, you have helped Meng Ji, you are our guests. I am just a little strange, you come to our Miao What are you doing here?"
The two glanced at each other, Fang Jianming said in a low voice: "Old man, to tell you the truth, we came here to inquire about something."
"what's up?"
"I heard rumors that there is a hole in the main conspiracy."
The old man's face changed when he heard this, and he asked: "Look at you, you don't look like people from the imperial court, why do you want to inquire about such things?
(End of this chapter)
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