The Record of Swordsmen in the Late Sui and Early Tang Dynasties
Chapter 224 213: Heze Mansion 2 Little Thief Catch
Chapter 224 Twenty Thirteen
The three of them were fighting fiercely, and the iron ox quietly jumped down from the tree, and the iron ox watched carefully with a big stick.
Seeing the opportunity, he rushed to the back of that Xiong Demao, held up a big stick and hit Xiong Demao's back with a "woo" and hit him down.
The flying flowers in the waves didn't look good, and immediately reminded loudly: "Brother Xiong, watch your back, they still have someone fucking."
That Xiong Demao is worthy of being a long-time enemy. Hearing the bad wind behind him, he jumped up five feet high as soon as he plucked the onion. The back finally avoided it, but his legs did not hide. search.
The stick hit the calf with a "snap". The stick hit really hard!The boy fell to the ground with a cry of "Oh!"
Duan Wuji saw it and said loudly: "Brother Tieniu, if you don't die if you beat a snake, you will be bitten by a snake. Hurry up and smash his two arms."
Tieniu heard this and said loudly: "Understood, boy, don't move around, just stay here."
As soon as the kid wanted to come, he rolled out of the battlefield on the spot, when Tie Niu's big stick arrived with a "woo", and with two "pa, pa", the boy's two arms were smashed by the iron bull.
Now the boy crawled on the ground and couldn't move anymore, and the sword in his hand fell off, and the boy fell to the ground and moaned in pain.
The kid is still talking to his companions.
"Brother, brother, I'm afraid I'm doomed now. I didn't expect to meet such two people tonight. Brother, take a chance to give me a knife, so that I won't suffer foreign crimes if I fall into their hands."
"Brother, if it's not brother, I won't help you with this. You see, I'm too busy to take care of myself now. I don't dare to say if I ran or couldn't run tonight.
Brother, please bear with me for a while, I will definitely help you if you have a chance. "
The environment on this battlefield has now undergone an absolute reversal.
In this wave, Feihua Yanfeng and Duan Wuji felt a bit too much to fight alone, and now that Tieniu joined, they couldn't stand it even more.
In this wave, Feihua wanted to find a chance to escape, but the two of them fought so hard that there was no chance of running away.
This kid really played his life today, the sharp knife in his hand was like a snowflake, flashing coldly, and then he was heartless.
How could one of Duan Wuji and Tie Niu be a vegetarian?Duan Wuji's sword appears and disappears like a ghost, and his martial arts are superb.
Tie Niu's big stick whirred and danced like a spinning wheel, and the boy was so tired that he was panting and sweating profusely in a short period of time.
One didn't pay attention, Duan Wuji stepped on his chest bone with his sword and foot, and the kid fell on his back to the ground with a "Alas".
When Tieniu saw it, he hit the boy's thigh with a "woo" and it was a stick.
The stick was so strong that the boy's leg was broken in one stroke.
The kid couldn't help grinning from the pain!
Not to mention, this kid has a tough bone, even though he was like this, he just didn't make a sound.
Tieniu saw it and smiled and said: "It's good, but the bones are hard. Come on, then I will give you two more, so that you won't think of any bad ideas."
Tieniu raised his big stick and "slapped, slapped" the boy's arm, and it was two more sticks!With just these two sticks, both arms were immediately shattered and fractured.
The boy in pain couldn't help but let out a miserable cry, and the cry spread far away, and could be heard half a mile away.
This kid is still not convinced yet.
"Boy, you fucking people are not human, you dare to hit me on the head too, if you dare to hit me on the head, grandpa, I have convinced you today.
Otherwise, I will not accept it. "
Tieniu raised his big stick angrily.
"You idiot, do you think I dare not? Kid, give me a stick."
Duan Wuji hastily reached out his hand to stop him.
"Brother Tieniu, what are you doing? How could we fall for this kid's aggressive method?
He wanted to die, but we refused to let him die. The two of them are already dead dogs that can't move. Can we smash his head?
Didn't that follow his wish? "
Tie Niu laughed when he heard this.
"Well, there's such a reason. His mother's crimes are not enough and she wants to die? That's not even a door!
Kid, you fucking be honest with me, otherwise I have a lot of ways to deal with you, if you don't believe me, try it. "
"Try it, just try it. His mother's death is a big deal. I'm not even afraid of death. What the hell are you afraid of?"
Well, this kid is going all out now, and is now yelling at Duan Wuji and Tieniu, whatever is ugly.
The iron cow who scolded was really impatient.
"Brother, I think we can just kill this kid, so that he won't have to scold him anymore. If it doesn't work, we can cut off his tongue."
Duan Wuji sneered after hearing this.
"How can we do that? Isn't that too cruel? Can't we find another way to shut him up?"
"Ah? Brother, do you have a good idea? Then why didn't you say it earlier?"
Duan Wuji smiled and said: "Go, call open the door of Old Wang's house, I think this kid is tired of scolding, let's feed him something, let's let him grow up."
"Ah? Brother, you made him grow up and still scold him?"
Tie Niu mumbled and knocked on the door, not knowing what kind of medicine was contained in this section of Wuji's gourd.
With such a big commotion outside, can the old Wang's family fall asleep?The whole family was already standing in the house waiting.
As soon as Tieniu knocked on the door, the family hurriedly opened the door and walked out of the house.
"Sir, have these two thieves been caught? Then what do you want us to do?"
Tie Niu muttered and said: "Didn't you hear? This kid is just cursing. My brother wants to get something to feed him, but I don't understand it. Doesn't it make him curse more vigorously after eating something?" Are you happy? I really don’t understand.”
"Sir, there were a lot of good things we didn't finish eating last night. What do you want to get him to eat? I'll get him right away."
After hearing this, Duan Wuji said with a smile: "Old Wang, does your house have a toilet that picks up dung?"
"Sir, who doesn't have that thing at home? Hey, what's the use of looking for that thing?"
"What's the use? You go to the hut to get five spoonfuls of dung, and mix it with half a bucket of urine. Get it and feed him."
Tieniu understood immediately after hearing this.
"Brother, your method is better, he is going to be full, let me see how he sprays manure with his mouth full.
Well, I'm going too. "
The flying flowers in the waves were frightening.
"I said grandpa hero, it was my fault just now, can I stop scolding? I think you should stop drinking this shit soup, right?
What kind of foreign crime, who can bear it? "
"Stop feeding? You're so beautiful, you've been scolding us for so long, it's hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart if you don't feed me.
Hurry up, what are you waiting for? "
"Hey."
The old Wangtou promised and ran over with the toilet, and the time was not long, and the old Wangtou came over holding the toilet and holding his nose.
"Sir, here it is, how do you see it?"
"How to pour it? One person clamps his head with his legs and pinches his nose with his hand, while the other waits with a dung spoon, as soon as he opens his mouth, he pours it in until the half of the bucket is filled."
The old Wang's family also hated this kid so much, a young man walked over with a smile.
"Father, give me the dung bucket, I'll feed him, damn it, I have to feed him enough today, I don't think it's dirty tonight.
Brother, I clamped his head and pinched his nose, and you fed him with a dung spoon.
I don't believe that this little thing can't fill him up. "
Alright, the two brothers started their hands immediately, as long as the kid opened his mouth, the other would forcefully pour it in with a spoon!
Immediately, the stench in the yard was overwhelming, and the people around felt nauseated after smelling it.
Xin said: This is too fucking stinky, who can bear it?
Before long, the two young men stood up.
"Sir, this kid has been force-fed to death."
Duan Wuji laughed and said: "It doesn't matter, let him slow down, let's pour it again when he has recovered, until we finish this little thing."
"Huh? How did you finish pouring so much?"
Duan Wuji laughed and joked with the old Wang's family after hearing this: "If you think it's troublesome to feed him, I don't mind if you drink it for him."
"Huh? Let's drink it for him? Is this drinkable? Well, then we'd better take the trouble to feed him."
People poured water for a while and rested for a while, eight or nine times in a row!Not to mention the disgust of everyone.
After a while, the sky was bright, and the policemen standing guard around saw that they were all right, so they came back.Everyone frowned when they entered the yard!My heart said, why is this yard so smelly!
Can you stay here in this yard?
Everyone walked in to have a look.Ho!I saw that the two young men from the old Wang's family were still pouring shit soup.
Li Dutou saw it and said with a smile: "Master Banner, this is all your idea, right?
Well, this method is good, and no prisoner can stand this method.
That's the way it should be done to this heinous man. "
Duan Wuji saw it and said with a smile: "Lin Dutou, hurry up and ask someone to take these two goods back to the county, damn it, it will make people sick.
It's okay, it's okay, stop pouring, just scratch him today, damn it, it looks pretty pitiful. "
Lin Du frowned the first time he saw it!Lin Dutou hurriedly ordered his men to quickly tie the two men to the horses, and then rode back to the county seat.
When we arrived at the county government office, the county magistrate was already waiting at the gate of the street.As soon as the crowd came back, and saw two people holding back immediately, they knew that the criminal had been arrested.
Na Lin Dutou handed over the weapons of the two men to the magistrate.
"My lord, this is the murder weapon of those two criminals. Aren't those two criminals tied up immediately? My lord, what do you think?"
"What should I do? Let the two criminals go to the death row first, and tomorrow I will write a petition to the magistrate, and ask the magistrate how to deal with it.
Hey, a few businessmen, the county has prepared a banquet for you, Mr. Meng, hurry up and lead them to the banquet. "
"Ah? My lord, are you not going?"
"Did I go? I have to write a petition to the magistrate now. Otherwise, why don't you tell Detective Li to go back and make business with them?
Meng Tutou, you can't make a mistake in bringing these horses on the mission to the back yamen to feed them with good grass and good materials. "
Catcher Meng listened and nodded.
"Don't worry, my lord, I can still do this little thing well."
Master Meng said happily: "Several servants, please put down the horses, let's go, and follow me to the banquet."
(End of this chapter)
The three of them were fighting fiercely, and the iron ox quietly jumped down from the tree, and the iron ox watched carefully with a big stick.
Seeing the opportunity, he rushed to the back of that Xiong Demao, held up a big stick and hit Xiong Demao's back with a "woo" and hit him down.
The flying flowers in the waves didn't look good, and immediately reminded loudly: "Brother Xiong, watch your back, they still have someone fucking."
That Xiong Demao is worthy of being a long-time enemy. Hearing the bad wind behind him, he jumped up five feet high as soon as he plucked the onion. The back finally avoided it, but his legs did not hide. search.
The stick hit the calf with a "snap". The stick hit really hard!The boy fell to the ground with a cry of "Oh!"
Duan Wuji saw it and said loudly: "Brother Tieniu, if you don't die if you beat a snake, you will be bitten by a snake. Hurry up and smash his two arms."
Tieniu heard this and said loudly: "Understood, boy, don't move around, just stay here."
As soon as the kid wanted to come, he rolled out of the battlefield on the spot, when Tie Niu's big stick arrived with a "woo", and with two "pa, pa", the boy's two arms were smashed by the iron bull.
Now the boy crawled on the ground and couldn't move anymore, and the sword in his hand fell off, and the boy fell to the ground and moaned in pain.
The kid is still talking to his companions.
"Brother, brother, I'm afraid I'm doomed now. I didn't expect to meet such two people tonight. Brother, take a chance to give me a knife, so that I won't suffer foreign crimes if I fall into their hands."
"Brother, if it's not brother, I won't help you with this. You see, I'm too busy to take care of myself now. I don't dare to say if I ran or couldn't run tonight.
Brother, please bear with me for a while, I will definitely help you if you have a chance. "
The environment on this battlefield has now undergone an absolute reversal.
In this wave, Feihua Yanfeng and Duan Wuji felt a bit too much to fight alone, and now that Tieniu joined, they couldn't stand it even more.
In this wave, Feihua wanted to find a chance to escape, but the two of them fought so hard that there was no chance of running away.
This kid really played his life today, the sharp knife in his hand was like a snowflake, flashing coldly, and then he was heartless.
How could one of Duan Wuji and Tie Niu be a vegetarian?Duan Wuji's sword appears and disappears like a ghost, and his martial arts are superb.
Tie Niu's big stick whirred and danced like a spinning wheel, and the boy was so tired that he was panting and sweating profusely in a short period of time.
One didn't pay attention, Duan Wuji stepped on his chest bone with his sword and foot, and the kid fell on his back to the ground with a "Alas".
When Tieniu saw it, he hit the boy's thigh with a "woo" and it was a stick.
The stick was so strong that the boy's leg was broken in one stroke.
The kid couldn't help grinning from the pain!
Not to mention, this kid has a tough bone, even though he was like this, he just didn't make a sound.
Tieniu saw it and smiled and said: "It's good, but the bones are hard. Come on, then I will give you two more, so that you won't think of any bad ideas."
Tieniu raised his big stick and "slapped, slapped" the boy's arm, and it was two more sticks!With just these two sticks, both arms were immediately shattered and fractured.
The boy in pain couldn't help but let out a miserable cry, and the cry spread far away, and could be heard half a mile away.
This kid is still not convinced yet.
"Boy, you fucking people are not human, you dare to hit me on the head too, if you dare to hit me on the head, grandpa, I have convinced you today.
Otherwise, I will not accept it. "
Tieniu raised his big stick angrily.
"You idiot, do you think I dare not? Kid, give me a stick."
Duan Wuji hastily reached out his hand to stop him.
"Brother Tieniu, what are you doing? How could we fall for this kid's aggressive method?
He wanted to die, but we refused to let him die. The two of them are already dead dogs that can't move. Can we smash his head?
Didn't that follow his wish? "
Tie Niu laughed when he heard this.
"Well, there's such a reason. His mother's crimes are not enough and she wants to die? That's not even a door!
Kid, you fucking be honest with me, otherwise I have a lot of ways to deal with you, if you don't believe me, try it. "
"Try it, just try it. His mother's death is a big deal. I'm not even afraid of death. What the hell are you afraid of?"
Well, this kid is going all out now, and is now yelling at Duan Wuji and Tieniu, whatever is ugly.
The iron cow who scolded was really impatient.
"Brother, I think we can just kill this kid, so that he won't have to scold him anymore. If it doesn't work, we can cut off his tongue."
Duan Wuji sneered after hearing this.
"How can we do that? Isn't that too cruel? Can't we find another way to shut him up?"
"Ah? Brother, do you have a good idea? Then why didn't you say it earlier?"
Duan Wuji smiled and said: "Go, call open the door of Old Wang's house, I think this kid is tired of scolding, let's feed him something, let's let him grow up."
"Ah? Brother, you made him grow up and still scold him?"
Tie Niu mumbled and knocked on the door, not knowing what kind of medicine was contained in this section of Wuji's gourd.
With such a big commotion outside, can the old Wang's family fall asleep?The whole family was already standing in the house waiting.
As soon as Tieniu knocked on the door, the family hurriedly opened the door and walked out of the house.
"Sir, have these two thieves been caught? Then what do you want us to do?"
Tie Niu muttered and said: "Didn't you hear? This kid is just cursing. My brother wants to get something to feed him, but I don't understand it. Doesn't it make him curse more vigorously after eating something?" Are you happy? I really don’t understand.”
"Sir, there were a lot of good things we didn't finish eating last night. What do you want to get him to eat? I'll get him right away."
After hearing this, Duan Wuji said with a smile: "Old Wang, does your house have a toilet that picks up dung?"
"Sir, who doesn't have that thing at home? Hey, what's the use of looking for that thing?"
"What's the use? You go to the hut to get five spoonfuls of dung, and mix it with half a bucket of urine. Get it and feed him."
Tieniu understood immediately after hearing this.
"Brother, your method is better, he is going to be full, let me see how he sprays manure with his mouth full.
Well, I'm going too. "
The flying flowers in the waves were frightening.
"I said grandpa hero, it was my fault just now, can I stop scolding? I think you should stop drinking this shit soup, right?
What kind of foreign crime, who can bear it? "
"Stop feeding? You're so beautiful, you've been scolding us for so long, it's hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart if you don't feed me.
Hurry up, what are you waiting for? "
"Hey."
The old Wangtou promised and ran over with the toilet, and the time was not long, and the old Wangtou came over holding the toilet and holding his nose.
"Sir, here it is, how do you see it?"
"How to pour it? One person clamps his head with his legs and pinches his nose with his hand, while the other waits with a dung spoon, as soon as he opens his mouth, he pours it in until the half of the bucket is filled."
The old Wang's family also hated this kid so much, a young man walked over with a smile.
"Father, give me the dung bucket, I'll feed him, damn it, I have to feed him enough today, I don't think it's dirty tonight.
Brother, I clamped his head and pinched his nose, and you fed him with a dung spoon.
I don't believe that this little thing can't fill him up. "
Alright, the two brothers started their hands immediately, as long as the kid opened his mouth, the other would forcefully pour it in with a spoon!
Immediately, the stench in the yard was overwhelming, and the people around felt nauseated after smelling it.
Xin said: This is too fucking stinky, who can bear it?
Before long, the two young men stood up.
"Sir, this kid has been force-fed to death."
Duan Wuji laughed and said: "It doesn't matter, let him slow down, let's pour it again when he has recovered, until we finish this little thing."
"Huh? How did you finish pouring so much?"
Duan Wuji laughed and joked with the old Wang's family after hearing this: "If you think it's troublesome to feed him, I don't mind if you drink it for him."
"Huh? Let's drink it for him? Is this drinkable? Well, then we'd better take the trouble to feed him."
People poured water for a while and rested for a while, eight or nine times in a row!Not to mention the disgust of everyone.
After a while, the sky was bright, and the policemen standing guard around saw that they were all right, so they came back.Everyone frowned when they entered the yard!My heart said, why is this yard so smelly!
Can you stay here in this yard?
Everyone walked in to have a look.Ho!I saw that the two young men from the old Wang's family were still pouring shit soup.
Li Dutou saw it and said with a smile: "Master Banner, this is all your idea, right?
Well, this method is good, and no prisoner can stand this method.
That's the way it should be done to this heinous man. "
Duan Wuji saw it and said with a smile: "Lin Dutou, hurry up and ask someone to take these two goods back to the county, damn it, it will make people sick.
It's okay, it's okay, stop pouring, just scratch him today, damn it, it looks pretty pitiful. "
Lin Du frowned the first time he saw it!Lin Dutou hurriedly ordered his men to quickly tie the two men to the horses, and then rode back to the county seat.
When we arrived at the county government office, the county magistrate was already waiting at the gate of the street.As soon as the crowd came back, and saw two people holding back immediately, they knew that the criminal had been arrested.
Na Lin Dutou handed over the weapons of the two men to the magistrate.
"My lord, this is the murder weapon of those two criminals. Aren't those two criminals tied up immediately? My lord, what do you think?"
"What should I do? Let the two criminals go to the death row first, and tomorrow I will write a petition to the magistrate, and ask the magistrate how to deal with it.
Hey, a few businessmen, the county has prepared a banquet for you, Mr. Meng, hurry up and lead them to the banquet. "
"Ah? My lord, are you not going?"
"Did I go? I have to write a petition to the magistrate now. Otherwise, why don't you tell Detective Li to go back and make business with them?
Meng Tutou, you can't make a mistake in bringing these horses on the mission to the back yamen to feed them with good grass and good materials. "
Catcher Meng listened and nodded.
"Don't worry, my lord, I can still do this little thing well."
Master Meng said happily: "Several servants, please put down the horses, let's go, and follow me to the banquet."
(End of this chapter)
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