laughing proudly

I thought Immortal Liu could be angry, but I didn't expect this old man to be very self-cultivated. Not only was he not angry, but he was laughing straight away. Although the laughter was not very musical, and even a bit like a night owl, it was better than crying .

"First of all, as soon as you came, that sweet potato has already told who the sufferer is. There is no need to count this at all. That person surnamed Ma was in a hurry to recruit you."

"Oh? Then I figured out that his father passed away first?" Liu Shenxian stroked his goatee and asked.

"Cut," Yang Wei said with contempt on his face, "I also thought you were amazing at the beginning, but I immediately remembered that this saying is a two-pronged argument, the father is there, the mother dies first, and the father comes first, the mother dies. Generally speaking, the sufferer would not think carefully about the two concepts when he was in a hurry, so you took advantage of the loophole, didn't you?" Yang Wei thought to himself, I didn't fucking come up with this, when I was in the army I received anti-feudal and anti-superstition education, and I just memorized this classic fortune-telling line.

"Haha" Liu Shenxian burst into laughter after hearing this, and Yang Wei who laughed had goosebumps all over his body, not because he was afraid of him, but because he was a little disgusted, and felt very disgusted by this mysterious metaphysics.

Liu Shenxian laughed, and then asked: "Then I figured out that he came here for money, how do you explain this?"

"Puchi~" Yang Wei laughed out loud this time, "You thought you figured it out, you said you should pay attention to the three aspects of wealth, health, and marriage, and you said it slowly, it was the sweet potato I couldn't hold back and said that I slipped my tongue, do you think you really figured it out? Well, I have to go to work, I really don't want your hundreds of dollars, see you later."

As Yang Wei said, he turned around and was about to leave, not wanting to be caught by Immortal Liu, "Hehe, young man, let's make a bet. If you dare to bet, I will give you a dollar for the old immortal. You can take a car home and walk too long." tired."

Mom, grandma, I dare not ask for a few hundred dollars?Don't you dare to become a local turtle for a dollar? "Come on, what bet?" Yang Wei asked.

"I bet you will go to the Tie Zui Liu Gua booth on Gu Street to find me at five o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Do you dare to bet?"

What is there not to bet on?At most, I will take my Yangguan Road, and you will pass your Naihe Bridge!Besides, it should be worth one dollar from you, as if it was bought by you as a hush money, let alone only a mere one dollar?Yang Wei's heart felt a little rumpled quietly.

"Hiss!" Yang Wei stretched out his hand and snatched a one-dollar note from Liu Shenxian's hand, then shook it, and quickly ran to the stock exchange, only to turn around and shout: "You always wait slowly. Come on, haha!"

Watching Yang Wei's disappearing figure, Liu Shenxian slowly tore off his gray and white goatee, which was more than three inches long, and the middle-aged man standing behind asked naively: "Old man, why are you so determined to fall in love with him? Is it really that good?"

"You know what a fart!" Liu Shenxian rolled his eyes at his nephew behind him, and then said: "Don't look at his simple and honest appearance, in fact, this person is very thoughtful. When I was at the exchange, I found that he was very cautious in his actions, especially his suit. The muscles and the speed of running, I'm sure he has kung fu... If he was by his side, there would be no such thing as the old uncle being beaten and you running away, shit!" After Liu Shenxian finished speaking, he sternly He glared at his nephew, which contained too much content, probably saying that your nephew is too fucking useless, you don't even dare to give shit when the old uncle is beaten, why don't you find a fault?

The middle-aged man's face was swollen and flushed, and he hesitated for a long time before saying, "Old man, are you sure he will come to see you tomorrow?"

"Hehe," Liu Shenxian subconsciously stroked his non-existent beard, and said, "He is very poor now. Besides, I think he has already bought Shanghai Daling. As long as this stock rises, he will He must have thought of me, he didn't remember my face carefully just now, he will think of me before tomorrow, under such circumstances, who can he look for if he doesn't look for me? Idiot!"

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Yang Wei ran to the stock exchange in a hurry and was stupid. At this time, the gate of the exchange was locked and bolted, because the market had already fucking closed. In desperation, Yang Wei had no choice but to lie down at the window of the exchange Look, even if you can know a little about Shanghai Daling, what if you see beautiful women again?I haven't had time to pick up girls yet!

After looking around, he found that there was nothing on the huge electronic screen on the other side of the wall, and there was a clock on the opposite wall, and the pointer on the clock told him that it was four o'clock in the afternoon, damn it, really You shouldn't listen to Liu Shenxian fooling people, isn't this delaying things!

After being helpless, I had no choice but to walk home. It takes about an hour to walk home and more than ten minutes to take a bus. Anyway, it’s still early, so it’s better to stroll home. After thinking about it, Yang Wei walked along the road alone. Walking towards home on the sidewalk, however, after walking for a while, I felt my stomach growling more and more, and even felt a little uncomfortable. The three years of military life did not leave anything behind, but stomach ulcers formed, and my appetite felt uncomfortable when I was hungry. Had to find a place to eat something.

After looking around, Yang Wei let out a long sigh, "Hey, let's save a dollar!" Because there are many restaurants around, but what can you eat for a dollar?I'm afraid it's just a sip of plain water.

It’s okay to say other places, the food street is an insurmountable gap, here is a collection of delicacies from all over the world, restaurants and restaurants are next to each other, and the aroma of wine, coriander and vegetables is everywhere, and those who want to eat and don’t want to eat will eat here with halazi A little something, or else it would be a waste to come to this place, because the food and drinks here are too tempting.

Yang Wei was walking, and suddenly found a porridge stand not far from the alley, an old lady who was a few years old was stirring the porridge in the pot with a big spoon, and the smell of mung bean porridge penetrated all the way. Yang Wei's nose, hmm, I dare not say anything else, I guess there should be no problem eating a bowl of mung bean porridge.

Sure enough, a bowl of porridge cost one yuan, and the money in Yang Wei's pocket was just right. He sat down and ate the porridge slowly, and when he looked up, he found a glass cover standing next to the porridge pot. Garlic eggplant, kelp, peanuts, shredded potatoes, and other cold pickles were neatly placed on the side in small plates. It would be nice to eat a small pickle, hey, forget it!

Yang Wei sighed inwardly, and continued to drink the porridge "sucking and sucking".

The old lady looked at Yang Wei eating the porridge pitifully, stepped forward and asked concerned: "Young man, do you want to eat some pickles? Eating porridge alone is easy to cause nausea and heartburn."

"No, no," Yang Wei waved his hands and explained, "Ma'am, my hyperthyroidism is not good these days, I can't eat pickles, thank you!" After finishing speaking, he continued to drink the porridge "sucking and sucking".

The old lady looked at Yang Wei with full of sympathy, and couldn't help sighing, she never thought that such a strong young man would suffer from such a strange disease that he had never heard of before, and he lived for nothing for more than seventy years, today he can be regarded as cured You see, there are really no old and young on the road to Huangquan, the old lady thought, and let out another long sigh!

After Yang Wei drank the porridge, he felt a lot more comfortable in his stomach. Just as he was about to leave, he saw a young woman walking over with a schoolbag in her left hand and a little girl in her right hand. She should be picking up the child home from school. On the opposite side of Yang Wei, this young woman is in her early thirties. Although she is not too beautiful, she is still a classy person, especially in hot weather. What about that!

In this society, men are willing to spend the summer, and the hotter the better, because, because this season, older girls and younger daughters-in-law wear less, more transparent, and more leaky clothes, not for anything else, but eye-catching!In the hottest dog days, one of the things many men are most willing to do is squeeze the bus, why? yy chant!

Yang Wei found a toothpick in the toothpick box and poked it in his mouth at random. There was nothing wrong with tooth decay at first, just to waste a little time and look at the young woman opposite. I haven't had close contact with a female for three years. It's not good. How to take advantage of the opportunity?

"Ma'am, give me two bowls of porridge... How much is a bowl?" the young woman asked.

"One yuan per bowl." The old lady put two bowls of porridge on the table with her own hands, then gently touched the little girl's head, and asked, "Little friend, what pickles do you want to eat?"

"Potato shreds, seaweed...Grandma, how much are the pickles?" The little girl spoke sweetly, which was really nice.

"Little friend, my family's pickles are enough to eat, and they don't need money!" The old lady said cheerfully.

"It turns out that pickles are free...God! Earth! Why are you being so unfair to me!" Yang Wei's heart uttered the strongest cry!

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