Sword God Wine Ancestor
Chapter 408 Still Bald
Chapter 408 Still Bald
He has a high seniority and extremely high martial arts, but he has a problem with his brain. Is there such a monk in "Shaolin"?Su Bai pondered for a long time, but he didn't have an answer. After all, he didn't know much about "Shaolin", so he thought he'd better ask Brother Yixiu, maybe the other party should know.
Su Bai was thinking about this, and glanced at him, but saw the crazy monk staring at him, which made him feel a little nervous. He didn't know what the other party was going to do. When he turned his eyes, he saw the Buddha in his right hand again. It felt even more like a battle between the two, in case the other party threw the Buddha at him...
Su Bai quickly accompanied him with a smile and said, "This great...monk, why do you keep supporting this pagoda? Why don't you put it down first?"
The crazy monk glanced at the Buddha on his right hand, shook his head firmly and said, "This is Master! How can you put it down?"
Master?Su Bai was a little puzzled, and asked again: "You mean this is your master?"
"Of course! Otherwise, your master will fail?" The crazy monk nodded repeatedly.
Su Bai's face darkened, as expected, this brain circuit is not on the same channel, it is difficult to communicate!Suddenly, his heart moved, and he thought that the relics stored in this pagoda are the tombs of eminent monks. Does that mean that the mad monk's master's relics are in this pagoda, and then the other party regards it as his master, so that's why he came here. Don't let go?
Su Bai thinks this is very possible, but it is not easy to confirm this matter with the other party, because the other party may not understand what "death" is, and if it irritates the other party, Su Bai dare not imagine the consequences.
Su Bai was thinking about possible clues, but found that the mad monk was staring at him again. Su Bai suddenly became suspicious, what was wrong with him?Why is the other party staring at him all the time?
"Great monk, what are you looking at?" Su Bai asked suspiciously.
Unexpectedly, the crazy monk raised his right hand suddenly, and the Buddha in his hand flew up with a sound, and was directly thrown more than ten meters away, and hit the ground with a bang, raising a cloud of dust. Su Bai frowned when he saw this. What a divine power!Is that human being?To what extent does one have to practice martial arts to have such strength?
Su Bai didn't know, and then he saw the mad monk's thick eyebrows furrowed into waves, pointing at him and shouting: "You are a bad person, you are a bad person!"
Su Bai was taken aback, this time he was really scared, why did he become a bad person?Is the other party going to do something to him?With the opponent's martial arts alone, he can't even escape!
In a panic, Su Bai repeatedly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no! I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person! Monk, you made a mistake!"
"You're the bad guy! Good guys don't have hair on their heads, but you have hair!" The mad monk shouted, his aura gradually rising, as if he wanted to do something.
Su Bai's face became more and more ugly, suddenly his heart moved, what did the other party say?Are people with hair the bad guys?Good people have no hair?What a theory!No, people without hair are all monks, which means that the other party thinks that only monks are good people?But even if I am not a monk, I am not a bad person!
It's a pity that I can't explain this clearly to a fool, so Su Bai could only say earnestly: "Monk, I'm really a good person, my hair is just new growth."
When the crazy monk heard this, he was slightly taken aback, looked at Su Bai suspiciously, and asked, "Are you really a good person?"
Seeing that the other party had a tendency to calm down, Su Bai quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I am really a good person!"
"Then good people shouldn't have hair!"
The crazy monk finished speaking decisively, and when he stretched out his hand, Su Bai didn't see the opponent's movement at all, so he was caught by the opponent's shoulder and pulled in front of the opponent. Before he could react, he felt the five fingers of the opponent's right hand touch Sword Qi flashed past, and the fierce sword Qi drew traces on the ground.
Then he slashed his head randomly, and Su Bai's clothes behind his back were soaked in cold sweat instantly. Standing in front of the crazy monk, he didn't dare to move, only seeing his hair falling down from the top of his head.
Of course, he wanted to move too, but the crazy monk held his shoulder with his left hand, so that he didn't even have a chance to struggle, so he could only pray that the opponent's hand must be more stable, otherwise if it was a bad luck, wouldn't the sword energy be direct? Cut off half of his head!
Su Bai felt strong winds blowing over his head, and every blow made his body tremble uncontrollably. Although the mad monk stopped within less than a stick of incense, Su Bai felt as if 100 days had passed. Year!
The crazy monk finally let go of Su Bai's shoulders, stood in front of him and looked at him, with a satisfied smile on his face, nodded repeatedly, and said: "It's much better to look at this way, this is a good person!"
Su Bai realized that he was finally able to move. He touched his head with trembling hands, and found that his head was slippery. He had grown long hair for more than two years, but this crazy monk shaved it clean!You don't need to look at him to know that he is wearing a big bald head now!
For no reason, Su Bai thought of Abbot Ruoshan, and thought that the other party had solemnly said that he had a destiny with the Buddha. Could it be that there was really a destiny?Destined to become bald now?No!Never be a monk yourself!
Su Bai looked at the mad monk with resentful eyes, he still didn't dare to get angry, he had no choice, his skills were inferior to others!In front of others, he is simply a little chicken, and he can be pinched as much as he wants!The main reason is that the other party still has problems in his mind, can you get angry with a fool?
Mental patients have privileges!Su Bai wanted to cry, but when he saw the crazy monk's eyes turned kind, he had to smile, what kind of thing is this!It was enough for me to stay in the square before, why should I run around casually!This "Shaolin" is really hateful!There is a monk with a brain problem in my family, so take good care of him!How can you let it out!
It's a pity that it's too late to say anything now. After admiring his masterpiece for a long time, the crazy monk suddenly smiled and said: "Master, you are a good person now, go, I will take you to eat delicious food!"
"Delicious? What delicious?"
Su Bai was a little puzzled, but the other party wasn't asking him at all. After speaking, he grabbed his shoulders and dragged him away. Su Bai could only follow, and there was no room for resistance.
The crazy monk dragged Su Bai out of the Tallinn, but went directly to the "Shaoshi Mountain", which was farther away from the "Shaolin". Tourist, now Su Bai can't even find someone for help!
The two of them reached the top of the mountain just like that. It was already April weather, and all kinds of trees on the mountain were lush and green, and all kinds of birds were chirping and singing. Now Bai's heart is full of dark clouds.
When he got here, the crazy monk released Su Bai, and he raised his head to look at the tree crown, as if he was looking for something, Su Bai's heart moved, he wanted to run away now?But when he thought that the other party was still holding the stupa in his hand, Su Bai was still elusive, Su Bai gave up this idea, unless the other party let him go, otherwise he really can't escape!
This one is not good for the crazy monk to chase back, and I don't know what happened!
But Su Bai is not very worried about his own safety now, because he found that although the crazy monk has some brain problems, he is not a bad person. It can be said that the other party is like a simple-minded child, and he is the kind of person who wants to be kind. This can be seen from the fact that the other party made him a "good guy" before.
Thinking of this, Su Bai secretly sighed, let's see what the other party is going to do first, presumably at night, the other party should still return to "Shaolin", and besides, "Shaolin" found that such a monk was missing, and they will look for it after a long time ?Now it can only be settled as it comes.
Su Bai was thinking about what to do, when the crazy monk over there seemed to have finally found out, and without seeing how he was acting, his body suddenly shot up into the sky and landed in the crown of a tree, Su Bai hurriedly Looking at the other party, he found that the other party reached out to touch a bird's nest, and found three bird eggs from it.
The crazy monk looked at the bird egg in his hand, laughed, and looked very happy. With a sway, he came to Su Bai, gave a bird egg to Su Bai, and said, "Master, I'll eat it for you!"
As he spoke, he raised his neck, held a bird's egg to his mouth, squeezed it lightly, and the bird's egg shattered with a bang, and the egg white and yolk slipped out of his hand, and dripped into the crazy monk's mouth. The crazy monk quickly swallowed it, with an intoxicated expression on his face, and in the end he reluctantly licked his fingers clean one by one, even chewed up the eggshells and swallowed them!
The muscles in the corners of Su Bai's eyes twitched slightly. Can raw bird eggs taste so delicious?Don't you feel fishy?
"Eat it! Master, why don't you eat it?" Seeing that Su Baiguang looked at him but didn't eat the bird's egg in his hand, the mad monk couldn't help urging him.
Su Bai lowered his head and glanced at the bird's egg in his hand. The bird's egg was slightly larger than the pigeon's egg, but the size was limited, and the quantity was not large. He lifted the bird's egg to his mouth, thought for a while, and put it down anyway. He really didn't want to eat this fishy thing raw!
Worried about wasting all the mad monk's thoughts, I wanted to tell him that he didn't like to eat and give it to the other party, so that the other party would not be angry, right?
But suddenly my heart moved again, the raw ones are not delicious, but the cooked ones are delicious!Looking at the appearance of the crazy monk, I am afraid that he would not see meat in "Shaolin", so he feels that eating raw bird eggs is delicious. If he eats cooked ones for the other party, what will the other party do?
But in this way, the other party broke the rules and regulations of "Shaolin". Just looking at the other party like this, there is something wrong with his brain, and he is still playing with those rules and regulations!As for "Shaolin", I may not be satisfied...
What if you are not satisfied!It's because you didn't take good care of your own patients. At worst, wait until you don't force them to eat. It all depends on the crazy monk's own wishes!
Thinking of this, Su Bai smiled slightly and said, "Monk, I can make this more delicious, do you want to try it?"
(End of this chapter)
He has a high seniority and extremely high martial arts, but he has a problem with his brain. Is there such a monk in "Shaolin"?Su Bai pondered for a long time, but he didn't have an answer. After all, he didn't know much about "Shaolin", so he thought he'd better ask Brother Yixiu, maybe the other party should know.
Su Bai was thinking about this, and glanced at him, but saw the crazy monk staring at him, which made him feel a little nervous. He didn't know what the other party was going to do. When he turned his eyes, he saw the Buddha in his right hand again. It felt even more like a battle between the two, in case the other party threw the Buddha at him...
Su Bai quickly accompanied him with a smile and said, "This great...monk, why do you keep supporting this pagoda? Why don't you put it down first?"
The crazy monk glanced at the Buddha on his right hand, shook his head firmly and said, "This is Master! How can you put it down?"
Master?Su Bai was a little puzzled, and asked again: "You mean this is your master?"
"Of course! Otherwise, your master will fail?" The crazy monk nodded repeatedly.
Su Bai's face darkened, as expected, this brain circuit is not on the same channel, it is difficult to communicate!Suddenly, his heart moved, and he thought that the relics stored in this pagoda are the tombs of eminent monks. Does that mean that the mad monk's master's relics are in this pagoda, and then the other party regards it as his master, so that's why he came here. Don't let go?
Su Bai thinks this is very possible, but it is not easy to confirm this matter with the other party, because the other party may not understand what "death" is, and if it irritates the other party, Su Bai dare not imagine the consequences.
Su Bai was thinking about possible clues, but found that the mad monk was staring at him again. Su Bai suddenly became suspicious, what was wrong with him?Why is the other party staring at him all the time?
"Great monk, what are you looking at?" Su Bai asked suspiciously.
Unexpectedly, the crazy monk raised his right hand suddenly, and the Buddha in his hand flew up with a sound, and was directly thrown more than ten meters away, and hit the ground with a bang, raising a cloud of dust. Su Bai frowned when he saw this. What a divine power!Is that human being?To what extent does one have to practice martial arts to have such strength?
Su Bai didn't know, and then he saw the mad monk's thick eyebrows furrowed into waves, pointing at him and shouting: "You are a bad person, you are a bad person!"
Su Bai was taken aback, this time he was really scared, why did he become a bad person?Is the other party going to do something to him?With the opponent's martial arts alone, he can't even escape!
In a panic, Su Bai repeatedly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no! I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person! Monk, you made a mistake!"
"You're the bad guy! Good guys don't have hair on their heads, but you have hair!" The mad monk shouted, his aura gradually rising, as if he wanted to do something.
Su Bai's face became more and more ugly, suddenly his heart moved, what did the other party say?Are people with hair the bad guys?Good people have no hair?What a theory!No, people without hair are all monks, which means that the other party thinks that only monks are good people?But even if I am not a monk, I am not a bad person!
It's a pity that I can't explain this clearly to a fool, so Su Bai could only say earnestly: "Monk, I'm really a good person, my hair is just new growth."
When the crazy monk heard this, he was slightly taken aback, looked at Su Bai suspiciously, and asked, "Are you really a good person?"
Seeing that the other party had a tendency to calm down, Su Bai quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I am really a good person!"
"Then good people shouldn't have hair!"
The crazy monk finished speaking decisively, and when he stretched out his hand, Su Bai didn't see the opponent's movement at all, so he was caught by the opponent's shoulder and pulled in front of the opponent. Before he could react, he felt the five fingers of the opponent's right hand touch Sword Qi flashed past, and the fierce sword Qi drew traces on the ground.
Then he slashed his head randomly, and Su Bai's clothes behind his back were soaked in cold sweat instantly. Standing in front of the crazy monk, he didn't dare to move, only seeing his hair falling down from the top of his head.
Of course, he wanted to move too, but the crazy monk held his shoulder with his left hand, so that he didn't even have a chance to struggle, so he could only pray that the opponent's hand must be more stable, otherwise if it was a bad luck, wouldn't the sword energy be direct? Cut off half of his head!
Su Bai felt strong winds blowing over his head, and every blow made his body tremble uncontrollably. Although the mad monk stopped within less than a stick of incense, Su Bai felt as if 100 days had passed. Year!
The crazy monk finally let go of Su Bai's shoulders, stood in front of him and looked at him, with a satisfied smile on his face, nodded repeatedly, and said: "It's much better to look at this way, this is a good person!"
Su Bai realized that he was finally able to move. He touched his head with trembling hands, and found that his head was slippery. He had grown long hair for more than two years, but this crazy monk shaved it clean!You don't need to look at him to know that he is wearing a big bald head now!
For no reason, Su Bai thought of Abbot Ruoshan, and thought that the other party had solemnly said that he had a destiny with the Buddha. Could it be that there was really a destiny?Destined to become bald now?No!Never be a monk yourself!
Su Bai looked at the mad monk with resentful eyes, he still didn't dare to get angry, he had no choice, his skills were inferior to others!In front of others, he is simply a little chicken, and he can be pinched as much as he wants!The main reason is that the other party still has problems in his mind, can you get angry with a fool?
Mental patients have privileges!Su Bai wanted to cry, but when he saw the crazy monk's eyes turned kind, he had to smile, what kind of thing is this!It was enough for me to stay in the square before, why should I run around casually!This "Shaolin" is really hateful!There is a monk with a brain problem in my family, so take good care of him!How can you let it out!
It's a pity that it's too late to say anything now. After admiring his masterpiece for a long time, the crazy monk suddenly smiled and said: "Master, you are a good person now, go, I will take you to eat delicious food!"
"Delicious? What delicious?"
Su Bai was a little puzzled, but the other party wasn't asking him at all. After speaking, he grabbed his shoulders and dragged him away. Su Bai could only follow, and there was no room for resistance.
The crazy monk dragged Su Bai out of the Tallinn, but went directly to the "Shaoshi Mountain", which was farther away from the "Shaolin". Tourist, now Su Bai can't even find someone for help!
The two of them reached the top of the mountain just like that. It was already April weather, and all kinds of trees on the mountain were lush and green, and all kinds of birds were chirping and singing. Now Bai's heart is full of dark clouds.
When he got here, the crazy monk released Su Bai, and he raised his head to look at the tree crown, as if he was looking for something, Su Bai's heart moved, he wanted to run away now?But when he thought that the other party was still holding the stupa in his hand, Su Bai was still elusive, Su Bai gave up this idea, unless the other party let him go, otherwise he really can't escape!
This one is not good for the crazy monk to chase back, and I don't know what happened!
But Su Bai is not very worried about his own safety now, because he found that although the crazy monk has some brain problems, he is not a bad person. It can be said that the other party is like a simple-minded child, and he is the kind of person who wants to be kind. This can be seen from the fact that the other party made him a "good guy" before.
Thinking of this, Su Bai secretly sighed, let's see what the other party is going to do first, presumably at night, the other party should still return to "Shaolin", and besides, "Shaolin" found that such a monk was missing, and they will look for it after a long time ?Now it can only be settled as it comes.
Su Bai was thinking about what to do, when the crazy monk over there seemed to have finally found out, and without seeing how he was acting, his body suddenly shot up into the sky and landed in the crown of a tree, Su Bai hurriedly Looking at the other party, he found that the other party reached out to touch a bird's nest, and found three bird eggs from it.
The crazy monk looked at the bird egg in his hand, laughed, and looked very happy. With a sway, he came to Su Bai, gave a bird egg to Su Bai, and said, "Master, I'll eat it for you!"
As he spoke, he raised his neck, held a bird's egg to his mouth, squeezed it lightly, and the bird's egg shattered with a bang, and the egg white and yolk slipped out of his hand, and dripped into the crazy monk's mouth. The crazy monk quickly swallowed it, with an intoxicated expression on his face, and in the end he reluctantly licked his fingers clean one by one, even chewed up the eggshells and swallowed them!
The muscles in the corners of Su Bai's eyes twitched slightly. Can raw bird eggs taste so delicious?Don't you feel fishy?
"Eat it! Master, why don't you eat it?" Seeing that Su Baiguang looked at him but didn't eat the bird's egg in his hand, the mad monk couldn't help urging him.
Su Bai lowered his head and glanced at the bird's egg in his hand. The bird's egg was slightly larger than the pigeon's egg, but the size was limited, and the quantity was not large. He lifted the bird's egg to his mouth, thought for a while, and put it down anyway. He really didn't want to eat this fishy thing raw!
Worried about wasting all the mad monk's thoughts, I wanted to tell him that he didn't like to eat and give it to the other party, so that the other party would not be angry, right?
But suddenly my heart moved again, the raw ones are not delicious, but the cooked ones are delicious!Looking at the appearance of the crazy monk, I am afraid that he would not see meat in "Shaolin", so he feels that eating raw bird eggs is delicious. If he eats cooked ones for the other party, what will the other party do?
But in this way, the other party broke the rules and regulations of "Shaolin". Just looking at the other party like this, there is something wrong with his brain, and he is still playing with those rules and regulations!As for "Shaolin", I may not be satisfied...
What if you are not satisfied!It's because you didn't take good care of your own patients. At worst, wait until you don't force them to eat. It all depends on the crazy monk's own wishes!
Thinking of this, Su Bai smiled slightly and said, "Monk, I can make this more delicious, do you want to try it?"
(End of this chapter)
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