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Chapter 71 Abnormal Human Research Center

"Hammer, this is a big joke. It's 400 masters. It doesn't match my temperament at all."

Xia Wuji grabbed his hair with a small number of digits, and his mentality almost collapsed.

This system is simply joking with him, last time it was Long Xiaoyun, this time it was Huoyun Cthulhu.

He is the unrivaled hero Xia Wuji who is righteous, loyal, and chivalrous. Why did he come twice and become a villain.And if it's not a child, or an old man, can't there be a handsome guy to increase the sense of substitution?

That's fine with Long Xiaoyun, at least he is pretty and likable.

But what is Huoyun Cthulhu, a white shirt, white shorts, half-bald old man who likes to pick his nose?
"Forget it, forget it, at least it's the "Ultimate Killer King" Huoyun Cthulhu, with full temperament and martial arts."

Xia Wuji comforted himself.

At the same time, he looked at the system.

[Host: Xia Wuji. 】

[Plane of location: Kung Fu (??)]

[Current identity: Ultimate Killer King Huoyun Cthulhu, Psychopath No. 003 of Abnormal Human Research Center. 】

[Wish task: beat all the invincible players in the world, defeat the master 0/100]

【Source: 826】

【Spirit and soul fusion: 1】

[Item: Long Xiaoyun (Character Card)]

……

Looking at the panel, Xia Wuji looked at Erlang's legs and kept thinking.

"System, what are the two question marks after the kung fu on the plane you are in?"

【Ding!In addition to the world of kung fu, there may be fusions of other worlds, which require the host to figure out and explore on their own initiative. 】

"Then what's the matter with this wish task? It can be completed by defeating a hundred masters? Then how can you be considered a master? What are the specific standards?"

[Ding, please ask the host to figure out and explore by himself. 】

Xia Wuji couldn't help rubbing the center of his brows, this idiot system doesn't know what to ask.

It doesn't matter if you don't know the specific world at present, but how should the evaluation criteria of this master be calculated?
But it must not be at the level of Ah Xing who has opened up the second vein of Ren and Du, otherwise it will be bad luck.

In addition, this Huoyun evil god is indeed powerful, but it is far from being invincible.

Even the charterer and the charterer teamed up to almost overturn him, not to mention a mysterious old beggar who handed out martial arts cheats.

In the original route, Huoyun Cthulhu used all means to win.

Surrender if you can't beat it, and launch a sneak attack after surrendering.

It hurts to be skilled.

It made people wonder whether the masters who had beaten Huoyun evil god in the past were all killed by him, and finally put on an invincible posture of Lao Tzu and lived in a mental hospital.

Trouble, trouble, really trouble.

Xia Wuji scratched his head in distress, his thinning hair fluttering in the wind.

"Dang Dang Dang Dang~"

Just then, a bell rang in the upper right corner of the room.

Xia Wuji recalled briefly, and knew that this was to inform everyone to go to the cafeteria for lunch.

After lunch, it is the patients' favorite time to relax.

On the huge playground, foreigners with live ammunition were on guard all around, and their sharp eyes scanned every mental patient.Once they find anything abnormal, they will shoot without hesitation.

Some of the patients were walking and chatting, some were playing basketball, some were playing table tennis.

According to the memories of "Huoyun Cthulhu", the detainees in this "abnormal human research center" are indeed mental patients, but these mental patients not only have brain problems, but also seem to have some kind of special ability.

For example, an old man picked out the booger, put it in the palm of his hand and set it on fire, until the smoke came out, as if his palm could generate heat.

A young man with a smirk, holding a book in his hand, flipping through it like a quantum reader.If you ask the young man about the content in the book, he can recite it verbatim.

For example, if a strong man digs into his crotch, he can pull out a meter-long, thick, black and hard... leg hair.

This is actually a research institute in the United States. They found that some mental patients have a certain chance of gaining a certain special ability when they have mental problems.

These abilities are varied and varied.

And they just want to study these patients in an attempt to obtain special abilities.

Of course, some patients have dangerous abilities and are out of control, so they are not released and locked in the ward.

"Let me tell you, in the future, artificial intelligence will definitely become popular all over the world and become popular all over the world. If you invest money here, you will earn money in the future. In order to prevent robots from harming humans, I also set up three laws of robots. The first law: Robots must not harming individual human beings..."

"But you, the robot is too far away. If I want to invest, I will invest in real estate. Let's speculate on housing prices. This is a profitable business."

"I think it's better to make diamond jewelry. This thing is actually worthless, but it looks shiny. Let's promote it to those who say "Diamonds last forever", "If you love her, buy it for her" Advertisements like this, and then limit sales..."

Several mental patients got together and discussed how to make money with great interest.

……

"Fake, everything is fake."

The young man who was reading Quantum before suddenly yelled, pulled his hair, and said in pain: "We are not real people, we come from a novel, once no one reads us and the author stops writing, then everything will be meaningless. "

He knelt down suddenly, and said with great respect: "Great readers, please read the genuine novels, and please give us recommended monthly tickets, so that the dog author will not give up our world."

……

"Come on, we finished talking about quantum mechanics yesterday, and today we will talk about the appreciation of Chinese classical literature."

This is one psychopath lecturing another group of psychopaths.

……

All of these mental patients speak clearly and logically, citing scriptures and classics, and at first glance, they are very reasonable.After careful scrutiny, it is really a wise saying.

There is only a thin line between a genius and a lunatic, and it is fully revealed at this time.

Xia Wuji looked around and joined a group of two uncles discussing Qigong.

The three of them talked about the Big Bang, black holes, and Nu Wa mending the sky from qigong, Chinese medicine, and acupoints, and they talked nonsense.

"Jingle bell~"

The electric bell rang, and a cold voice came from the speaker: "It's time, all patients please return to the ward, all patients please return to the ward, don't stay."

The patients got up reluctantly and walked slowly to the ward.

"Time is so short." Xia Wuji couldn't help sighing, and waved to the two elders: "My two elder brothers, I have to leave beforehand, and I will come to you with a flower basket when I have time."

"Go slowly, brother."

"Brother brings my uncle here next time, it's very boring here."

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