The boss is going against the sky

Chapter 26 In order to take a shit
"Hey, kid, Brother Wu is going to beat you out of shit today!" After the competition started, Fat Five didn't rush to do it, but threatened Shen Qi instead.

"Whispering!" Shen Qi sneered, and rushed towards Fat Five.

Shen Qi now has more than half of his martial arts skills in swordsmanship, logically speaking, he should choose a sword as his weapon.Although the arena of the blood light ring does not provide metal weapons, it does provide wooden weapons without fronts, which are just beside the arena and can be selected before entering the arena.

But Shen Qi has his own ideas—although the Fat Five Immortals are famous for practicing kung fu horizontally, Shen Qi's swordsmanship is extraordinary now. Fifth, losing is too comfortable.

Therefore, Shen Qi was going to greet Fat Five with fists and kicks.

One-Yuan Tai Chi Step is used to advance, and the Two-Yi Yin-Yang Step is used to change the body shape. The two are used alternately under Shen Qi's feet, making Shen Qi's figure suddenly erratic, but the speed is extremely fast, and Fat Five is reached between two breaths. beside.

Fat Five seemed to have been waiting for a long time. With a quick turn of his fat body, his stomach met Shen Qi's fist.

puff!
Shen Qi felt that this punch was like hitting a ball of cotton, it was soft and effortless, which made him quite uncomfortable.Immediately, Shen Qi understood that the flesh of the fat five immortals was probably specially trained for defense, and the big belly had the effect of the cotton belly in the martial arts novels of the previous life.

Shen Qi tried out Fat Wu's details with one trick, but Fat Wu seized the opportunity.

Seeing Fat Five chuckle, he stretched out his hands to rest on Shen Qi's shoulders, exerting strength suddenly!

"rise!"

Fat Five is going to pick up Shen Qi and throw him behind him to throw him over the head!
However, Shen Qi ducked down and got out of Fat Wu's arms in the blink of an eye, making Fat Wu's overhead fall half way before he had to stop, which was also quite uncomfortable.

Shen Qi and Fat Wu fought fiercely in the first day of junior high school, and the dozen or so people watching the battle below were pointing and discussing with each other.

Ye Hongmei and the other ten Fat Five Immortals are relatives and friends, so it doesn't matter how they pay attention to the progress of the competition.The other seven people bought Fat Five Wins at a gambling stall, and seeing that the tickets were cheap, only 50 cents, they bought tickets to watch the game.Therefore, these seven people all thought that Fat Five would win and wanted Fat Five to win.

"No way, I escaped Fat Five and fell over his head!" One person exclaimed in disappointment.

Another person said with a smile: "The young man is light and sensitive, it's okay to dodge once, but as long as Fat Wu succeeds once, with this young man's physical foundation, he will kneel."

Another person said: "Besides, the martial arts competition has just started now. Fat Wu is in the late stage of the Acquired Third Layer, and he is practicing horizontal kung fu, and his strength is long. Even if it consumes energy, it will destroy the young leader."

Another person said: "I heard that Xuanmen is good at using swords. That young man also wears a sword, but he doesn't use it. He fights Fat Five with fists and feet, and fights with short and long. Is there any reason not to lose? Brothers , we just wait to win the money."

The person who spoke at the beginning finally felt relieved when he heard this, and said happily: "I think most of the people who participated in this gambling game are buying fat five wins. Although the odds for the head of the young man are high, there are not many people who buy it. Gambling is going to lose money, haha."

However, this person soon lost his joy, because the situation in the ring changed again.

After Fat Five hugged and threw Shen Qi for nothing, Shen Qi took the opportunity to grab a hand, then turned around and suddenly exerted force, which was an over-the-shoulder throw!

boom!
When Fat Five's heavy body fell to the ground, the entire arena shook and dust was everywhere!

Immediately afterwards, without waiting for Fat Wu to get up, Shen Qi went over and knelt on Fat Wu's neck, while the hand that was holding Fat Wu twisted his fingers.Immediately, Fat Five had difficulty breathing, and felt severe pain in his fingers when he moved his body, and he was restrained for a while!

Seeing such a turning point, everyone in the arena was dumbfounded.

Although Ye Hongmei knew that Shen Qi had another kung fu, but she didn't expect her to use it to such a proficient level.

The other four Fat Five Immortals know the strength of Fat Five Immortals. Although they are the weakest among the Fat Five Immortals, they are considered powerful in the Acquired Third Layer. .But they never thought that Shen Qi would restrain them so quickly, leaving them dumbfounded.

The seven who bought the fat five wins were also dumbfounded-what about the overdue or cuddly fall?How did it turn out that Fat Five was thrown over his shoulder by the head of the boy?

Aren't you two punching fake? !
It stands to reason that there is no suspense about the outcome at this time, but according to the rules of the blood light ring, as long as there is no blood light and no one voluntarily surrenders, it will not stop.

Fat Five was stunned by an over-the-shoulder fall at first, and although he was restrained in pain, he was still suffocated and wanted to get up and fight back.

How can Shen Qi make him happy?With one free hand, he pounded Fat Wu's fat butt vigorously, and shouted loudly while beating: "Chu Xiang! Chu Xiang!"

At first, others didn't understand what "chuxiang" meant, but soon realized that "chuxiang" means "chushi".

It turned out that after Shen Qi punched Fat Wu's ass more than a dozen times, Fat Wu farted loudly, and it seemed that he was really about to be punched out of shit!

Everyone in the audience was astonished, but Fat Wu on the stage was ashamed and indignant.

When eating at noon, he thought of Shen Qi telling him to eat less to avoid getting shit out of his heart, so he ate a lot more than usual.Anyway, there was still an hour or two before the competition after lunch, which was enough for him to digest, and it would not affect the competition.

Who would have thought that he digested it, but he didn't pull it out, and now in the ring, being subdued by Shen Qi, squeezing his intestines and spanking his butt, he couldn't help feeling like he was about to shit!
It's over, it's over, if this is really beaten out in the arena, then he will have no face in Fucheng from now on.

Fat Five was in despair.

Do you want to admit defeat?

In desperation, Fat Five couldn't help but come up with this idea.

No, it would be too embarrassing to admit defeat, not only lose your own people, but also lose fat five immortals, the eldest sister will sit him out of shit.

After much deliberation, seeing that the shit was going to be unbearable, Fat Five really came up with an idea.

Under the stage, the boss of Fat Five Immortals, also known as Fat Elder Sister, was threatening Ye Hongmei: "Quickly ask your head to stop, otherwise we, Fat Five Immortals, will never end with you!"

Ye Hongmei's voice was cold and authentic: "You said that he is the leader, how can I have the right to stop the leader?"

"You!" The fat elder sister was annoyed.

Just when she was about to directly threaten Shen Qi, the referee standing on the side of the ring suddenly shouted: "Stop! Fat Wu vomits blood, this bloody ring is over, and Shen Qisheng, the head of the Taoist sect!"

Shen Qi was taken aback when he heard this, and thought: I didn't hit hard, why did Fat Five vomit blood?It shouldn't be so weak in terms of body shape, right?

While he was in a daze, Fat Five took advantage of his stagnation, broke free from control and got up, jumped off the ring without saying anything and ran towards a certain direction, farting loudly while running, following Like little firecrackers.

The people around the ring were once again dumbfounded.

What's happening here?
"Fat Five seems to be running in the direction of the toilet in the martial arts hall." Someone said with a strange expression.

Immediately, the other people all had weird faces, trying to hold back their smiles.The rest of the Fat Five Immortals were flushed with embarrassment, wishing to expel Fat Five from the list of Fat Five Immortals.

Shen Qi, on the other hand, looked at the bloody phlegm in the ring thoughtfully - it seems that Fat Wu bit off the tip of his tongue in a hurry to create the illusion of vomiting blood.

Hey, this kid worked really hard just to take a shit.

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