My Taoism leads to the prehistoric

Chapter 42

"Heng'e?"

Han Shou, who was only [-]% drunk, immediately became vigilant.

Right now Heng'e's mother Taiyin Xingjun is still alive!

Tongue knotted: "The beauty of the country is heavenly, her face is... all over the world, and she is also... and straightforward and simple. Even if she is not the first... first female fairy in the wild, she can at least be ranked among the top... top three!"

"If there is... anyone who can become a Taoist... Taoist companion, it is really a great blessing!"

Taiyin Xingjun pursed his red lips slightly, with a smile in his eyes.

As a mother, how could others be dissatisfied when others praised her daughter so much?
Just when he was about to speak, the middle-aged Taoist gave him a wink, laughed loudly and said:
"Han Xiaoyou, don't just talk!"

"Come, come, how big is the prehistoric world, and it is fate that we can meet here!"

"Practice qi to find the truth, fate is also one of the truths, my little friend, you are a ghost cultivator, and the road to practice is difficult. This sweet-scented osmanthus brewing from Taiyin will be of great benefit to you, let's drink another cup!"

"Please!"

The Taoist enthusiastically raised the wine glass, clinked glasses with Han Shou unequivocally, and drank it all without changing his face.

Ah!
The seniors who were the hosts have done it, can he play tricks and not kill them all at once?
Without frowning, Han Shou uttered a "gulp" and drank about a tael of wine in his hand in one gulp.

"chant"

The wine enters the mouth, and the refreshment of the whole body increases sharply.

Drunkenness also skyrocketed.

All of a sudden, he went from seventy percent drunk to ninety-five percent drunk.

The eyes were full of figures, and the ground shook violently like an earthquake.

Han Shou shook his head, but he could only smirk drunkenly: "Hey, no...it's not enough, Xiaoxiu... Xiaoxiu can't drink anymore, if you drink again, you must... lie down!"

The middle-aged Taoist smiled and said, "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables!"

"This is pure blood unicorn meat. The meat is tender and smooth. Not only does it taste great, but eating a slice can increase your mana for a thousand years. If you eat it, Xiaoyou Han, you will not only be able to break through the realm of ghosts and gods, but also reach the peak of the realm of ghosts and gods!"

As he spoke, he picked up a thin slice of dark black meat for Han Shou with his chopsticks.

"Hey, no, no... no, senior, I can't eat it!"

"If I make a breakthrough, I will definitely regret it for the rest of my life!"

"This... this is a warning sign of many whims..."

Han Shou clutched his bamboo bowl, swayed from side to side, and almost fell onto the table on the spot.

He lowered his head and shook his head, then suddenly grinned and said, "Now...you can't eat it now, but...but I can pack it, wait...wait until you break through...can you eat it after breaking?"

Bale?

Everyone present was stunned. Although the word was extremely unfamiliar and didn't understand its meaning, they could guess what it meant by connecting the preceding and following sentences.

The middle-aged Taoist laughed loudly: "Why not?"

Dayi was full of contempt.

Emperor Donghua was also quite drunk, and didn't realize what Han Shou had said.

Only Taiyin Xingjun frowned and looked at Han Shou unkindly.

Is this the Taoist companion that Xiao Heng'e is looking for?
For a little pure-blooded unicorn meat, don't you want to be skinny?

The faint smile on Taiyin Xingjun's charming and delicate face disappeared, and his almond eyes narrowed: "Poverty, let me ask you, if Heng'e wants to form a Taoist couple with you, what should you do?"

"What... what?"

Han Shou jumped up instantly as if a needle was stuck in his buttocks, with a frightened look on his face.

Shaking his head frantically: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"That girl is...beautiful, but lacks... few strings in her brain, not to mention...not to mention she's a kfu!"

Taiyin Xingjun's complexion became gloomy.

Looking at Han Shou became extremely dangerous, he gritted his teeth and said:

"What Kefu? What kind of brain is lacking strings? What do you mean by this? Explain it clearly to the poor!"

The middle-aged Taoist burst into laughter, quickly covered his mouth, and gave Taiyin Xingjun an apologetic look.

Han Shou didn't realize the danger at all, and shook his finger with a silly smile: "Ke... Kefu is a secret, the secret must not be leaked!"

"It's hard to have less strings in your brain... Don't you see it?"

Taiyin Xingjun's white teeth "creaked": "Poverty Dao really didn't see it!"

"Are you explaining to Pindao?"

"Hey, isn't that simple...simple?"

"Let me tell you, it sounds nice... To put it nicely, it's called simplicity and frankness!"

"If...if it doesn't sound good, it's stupid...without vision, thinking...thinking that one place is one place, and if you get married...a husband and wife, it's Honghuang...a dangerous place like Honghuang."

"Why don't you screw her husband to...to death?"

"Whoo~"

The surrounding temperature plummeted in an instant, as if entering a world of ice and snow, and the cold people shivered.

Dayi lowered his head slightly to avoid being noticed by Taiyin Xingjun. He couldn't hold back his laughter, and the moonlight that looked at Han Shou in an instant became gentle and kind like never before!
Emperor Donghua's already half-drunk spirit was stabbed by the cold air, and when he saw that the face of Taiyin Xingjun was covered with hoarfrost, he was shocked and sobered up instantly.

Cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

The foot under the bamboo table kept kicking Han Shou to remind him to shut up.

Han Shou was annoyed, and turned his head to stare at Emperor Donghua: "You...what's the matter with you? Kick me to do...what?"

Dayi almost couldn't help applauding Han Shou.

Seeing Taiyin Xingjun's anger that could not bear the killing, his mood soared with joy.

Silently cheering Han Shou from the bottom of my heart: "Well said, well said, boldly say, I will kill you on the spot with the rage that Lord Xing said, don't worry, I will definitely save your life then!"

"Humph!"

Taiyin Xingjun flicked his fingers, and a divine light of Taiyin fixed Emperor Donghua on the spot.

Half-closed his eyes: "You really think so?"

"Hang'e is in your heart, is it so unbearable?"

"Hey, it's...not unbearable, who doesn't like such a beautiful and stunning fairy...fairy?"

Han Shou shook his head, "But I can't...can't give up a forest for a tree!"

"Ok?"

"how do I say this?"

"Hey...hehe!"

"Boom~"

Han Shou grinned and slammed his head against the bamboo table, his body slipped and fell asleep on the floor as soft as noodles.

Before he fell asleep, the middle-aged Taoist flicked his fingers, and a ray of fairy light brushed over Han Shou's body.

"Um……"

"Huh? I... why did I lie down?"

Han Shou staggered to his feet, and smiled dryly with his eyes blindfolded: "Just now we said... where did we go?"

When he woke up again, his consciousness was still blurred, but he was slightly more awake than before.

It's like the difference between nine-level drunkenness and nine-level five-level drunkenness.

Xingjun said calmly: "You said you can't give up a forest for a tree, but you haven't said the reason yet!"

Han Shou couldn't remember what he said before, but he vaguely felt that things like a tree and a forest should not be said in front of a woman, right?

"Hey, Xiaoxiu himself doesn't... don't know how he can say... say such inexplicable words, but... let alone... understand the meaning!"

Although already very drunk.

But he still vaguely found that if he continued to communicate with this Heng'e's mother in such a state, it would be easy to say the wrong thing and cause problems.

This is Lord Lunar Star!

With the great power of the same generation as the Six Sages, it is really possible that a disagreement will count him to death.

He took the initiative to change the subject and said vaguely to the middle-aged Taoist: "Ex...senior, please forgive me for being rude, so far...haven't asked respect?"

The Taoist smiled and said: "It's okay, it's fate that the poor Taoist and my little friend get together today, and it's also fate that they will never see each other again after parting ways tomorrow!"

"Therefore, name taboo is useless to you and me, if you want to call me nameless, you can!"

"Little friend, do you know Nuwa?"

The Taoist was originally transformed by Nuwa, but she did not forget that she suddenly wanted to meet Han Shou with Taiyin Xingjun because she could not be counted as this person's roots.

Immediately speak out to test.

Han Shou was so drunk that he subconsciously lowered his volume: "Senior...Senior, you can't mention the name of a saint, no...otherwise you will be sensed!"

"Hahahaha, it's okay!"

"Pindao has set up a supernatural power, even if we mention the name of the saint here, we will not be noticed!"

"Hey!"

"It's still... it's better to be careful!"

The middle-aged Taoist smiled and said: "Forget it, it's a wonderful thing for me to be cautious by nature, so let's not mention the names of saints!"

Han Shou could hardly keep his eyes open, so he nodded intently:
"If you want to say that the saint who created the human... human race, my evaluation is... just one word!"

"Oh?"

"Silly!"

The Taoist smile froze.

Taiyin Xingjun was dumbfounded.

Dayi was stunned.

Emperor Donghua was going crazy in a hurry, he could move but couldn't move, and couldn't speak, so he could only worry.

(End of this chapter)