Chapter 18

cliff.

Unknowingly, the sky darkened again.

Xiao Jun leaned against a short tree, squinting his eyes as Wang Yuyan went from anxious to helpless, and finally fell into a deep sleep.Seeing that the timing was almost up, she quietly stood up and walked to the Tianshan Child Elder who was lying not far away.

"Senior Uncle, Senior Uncle?"

Xiao Jun shouted softly while pushing Tianshan Child Elder who fell asleep.

In a daze, Tianshan Child Elder heard someone calling her.

Sister?

Tianshan Child Elder was shocked when she heard these two words, she suddenly swung her hand and slapped the direction where the sound came from, then turned over and looked in the direction where the sound came from.

"Snapped!"

"Fuck!"

With a clear slap on the face, Xiao Jun took a few steps back, staring angrily at Tianshan Child Elder who jumped up from the ground.

"You are sick!"

Xiao Jun stared at Child Elder Tianshan and cursed in a low voice while covering his burning cheeks.

"Li Qiushui is here! Let's go!"

Tianshan Child Elder looked around warily, and said anxiously.

"What Li Qiushui! It's me!"

Xiao Jun looked blankly at Tianshan Child Elder, gritted his teeth and said.

"But just now I heard someone calling me Senior Sister!"

Tianshan Child Elder still looked around warily, and said anxiously, like a mouse seeing a cat.

"Master Uncle! That's what I called the fuck, shit, my mouth is fucking crooked!"

While talking, Xiao Jun rubbed his cheeks and grinned.

From Wu Yazi's point of view, Tianshan Child Elder is his uncle, but in fact he doesn't want to be called Tianshan Child Elder Shishu, but a woman who is still a child, he always feels awkward, so he changed it to Shishu. uncle and sister.

After hearing Xiao Jun's words, Tianshan Child Elder looked at Xiao Jun suspiciously, only then saw that Xiao Jun's face had been severely slapped, and couldn't help but gloated.

"What do you call me senior uncle? What kind of name is this? Grandma and I are old enough to be your ancestor!"

Tianshan Child Elder looked at Xiao Jun, laughed and cursed.

"You think I'm willing? If Wu Yazi wasn't my half-master, I wouldn't be bothered to have anything to do with you, an old hag."

Xiao Jun said disdainfully.

"What are you talking about? Wu Yazi? You are talking nonsense! Wu Yazi has only accepted two disciples in his life, one is the scum Ding Chunqiu, and the other is the ignorant Su Xinghe, from which rock did you jump out? !"

Tianshan Child Elder shook her head and said with her mouth curled up.

"It's Sun Wukong who popped out from the crack of the rock! I'm his new apprentice!"

Xiao Jun gritted his teeth and said.

"Sun Wukong? Which sect?"

Tianshan Child Elder looked at Xiao Jun blankly, and asked doubtfully, did someone really jump out from the crack in the rock?

"Like me, they are both monks of Shaolin Temple, but that's not the point. The point is that I'm really your nephew!"

Xiao Jun waved his hand impatiently and said.

"You don't look like a monk at all! I have never heard of a monk from Shaolin Temple who takes a big yellow girl with him wherever he goes, and I have never seen a monk who not only kills but also eats raw venison."

Tianshan Child Elder shook her head, she didn't believe Xiao Jun's words at all.

"I don't have time to explain it to you. If you don't believe me, watch this!"

As Xiao Jun said, he took out a pull finger from his arms, which was the leader of the Xiaoyao faction.

After the past few days, he realized that there is nothing good to do with this finger puller, so he took it off and put it in his pocket.

"The head of the Xiaoyao faction pulls his finger?! Why are you here!? Who are you?!"

Tianshan Child Elder looked at Finger Pulling in surprise, and asked loudly.

"Keep your voice down!"

Xiao Jun secretly glanced at Wang Yuyan who was sleeping soundly, and hurriedly warned in a low voice.

"Who are you? Where is my junior brother?!"

Tianshan Child Elder subconsciously lowered her voice and asked again.

"Listen well, I am the third generation head of the Xiaoyao Sect, X Xuzhu!"

Xiao Jun stood up straight and said proudly.

"Where's my junior brother?"

Tianshan Child Elder opened her eyes wide and asked.

The owner of the head changed, indicating that the previous head was either dead or had an accident.

"He is dead."

Xiao Jun sighed and said, in fact, from Xu Zhu's point of view, Wu Yazi is half a master, but from his point of view, Wu Yazi is his real master.

"What? How did you die?!"

Hearing that Wu Yazi was dead, Tianshan Child Elder was devastated.

"Probably because I taught Ding Chunqiu such a scoundrel, I think life is meaningless. After I broke Su Xinghe's Zhenlong chess game, the master passed on all the skills of his life to me, and then passed away."

Xiao Jun said slowly, he couldn't help feeling a little sad, his nose was sore.

"Dead? Dead? Hahahaha."

Tianshan Child Elder, who knew that Wu Yazi was really dead, was talking to herself and let out a burst of nervous laughter.

"Why did you die like this? I have been arguing with that mother-in-law Li Qiushui for so long, but I didn't expect that in the end, no one won your favor. After all, you left us alone and left."

While talking to herself, Tianshan Child Elder unconsciously shed tears.

I don't know why, Xiao Jun looked at the Tianshan Child Elder at this time, and he really felt a little sympathetic, now he finally understands why Xu Zhu didn't leave her behind in the end.

"Uncle and Sister, now is not the time to be emotional, I counted, that devil Li Qiushui is coming, why don't you teach me all the martial arts of the Xiaoyao Sect, and then you can have a helper, right?"

Xiao Jun interrupted Tianshan Child Elder's talking to herself, and said anxiously.

"Didn't you say that you are my junior's apprentice? Why do you want me to teach you the martial arts of the Xiaoyao sect now?"

Tianshan Child Elder stopped crying, looked at Xiao Jun suspiciously and asked.

"The time is short, the master passed away just after passing on the kung fu, so I didn't have time, so I came to you and said that besides him, Xiaoyao sent you the best martial arts and the most talented."

Xiao Jun said seriously.

"Did he really say that?"

Tianshan Child Elder stared into Xiao Jun's eyes and asked, as if she really cared.

Xiao Jun nodded solemnly.

Seeing Xiao Jun nodding, Tianshan Child Elder smiled unconsciously, with a satisfied smile on her face.

"Wait, you just said that Li Qiushui's stinky bitch is coming soon? How do you know?"

Tianshan Child Elder suddenly thought of what Xiao Jun said just now, and hurriedly asked.

"I will count."

Xiao Jun said seriously.

"Nonsense! I don't believe it!"

Tianshan Child Elder shook her head, looking at Xiao Jun's foolishness, not only does she not look like a monk, but she also doesn't look like an old Taoist who can pinch and count.

"Really, if you don't believe me, let me do the math for you. You have many female apprentices in Misty Peak, but among them, the four maids of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum are the highest in martial arts, and the other two are twins. Li Qiushui's face There is a scar, it was you who did it, the reason why you became obsessed with practicing kung fu is because of Li Qiushui"

"shut up!"

When Xiao Jun was narrating what he saw on TV, he was suddenly interrupted by Tianshan Child Elder.

Tianshan Child Elder looked at Xiao Jun in surprise, now she finally believed it, she never thought that the stinky monk in front of her, who was useless except for the lifetime skills of her junior and junior, could really see through the secrets, could pinch and count.

"I believe you."

After Tianshan Child Elder hesitated for a moment, she finally nodded and said.

Hearing this sentence, Xiao Jun was secretly happy, but on the surface he pretended to be calm.

It seems that it is good to watch more TV when you are free
(End of this chapter)

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