The Book of Heaven
Chapter 145 The Evil Wife
Chapter 145 The Evil Wife
"It's you!"
"not me!"
Ma Zheng turned his head away, he really didn't want to admit it, but who made him look like a firefly in the night sky, so eye-catching, so that the three scholars who came towards him recognized him at a glance.
But people can recognize Ma Zheng, it's really not because he is eye-catching or cool, anyone who was beaten up a few days ago will not easily forget the face of his enemy!
It can't be said that I have trampled on this face and its owner a hundred times, a thousand times in my heart, but when I really meet again, my first reaction is to protect myself!
What makes Ma Zheng depressed is that self-preservation is understandable, but what the hell are you all covering your chest?
"Report to the officer, hurry up and report to the officer!"
Brother Zi'an seems to be somewhat rational, and his judgment is quite timely and accurate, but he still committed the occupational disease of a scholar-too idealistic.
This is not Chang'an City, nor Chengdu Mansion, but a small town in Pengshan, report to the official?Sorry, there really isn't one here.
"Brothers, we have no complaints in the future..."
"But I have a grudge recently!"
"Brother on the right, you have freckles on your face, so please talk less." Ma Zheng glanced at the scholar who answered the conversation, and said earnestly.
In fact, this person's facial features can be regarded as handsome, and he is slightly older than Wang Zi'an, probably in his early 20s, but unfortunately his face is freckled, which spoils the beauty.
"Nonsense! Freckles... this spot, what does it have to do with talking?"
Unknowingly, this person's mind was attracted by Ma Zheng, and even the two Wang Zi'an beside him became curious.Nodding in agreement.
"The sparrows outside the window are talking too much on... the clothesline. Have you ever heard of it? Sparrows just like talking too much, and those who talk too much will get freckles."
Ma Zheng felt that he was a genius, but Wang Zi'an and Brother Freckles were a little stunned. They felt that this should be unreasonable, but they couldn't find a point to refute for a while. The three scholars were stunned by Ma Zheng.
"wrong!"
It was still Wang Zi'an who reacted quickly enough, thinking out of the hole that Ma Zheng dug for them, and pointed at Ma Zheng, but this time he was very reserved and didn't jump. Although Ma Zheng didn't have a bamboo stick in his hand at this time, Wang Zi'an He was still very nervous about the pole. In his eyes, there was not much difference between a pole and an iron bamboo stick.
"You beat us, and the government is arresting you!"
Who says scholars can't lie?Who says scholars can't lie?
At least when Wang Zi'an was lying, he even lied into it without any hesitation. He didn't even notice the slight changes in the faces of his two companions.
He didn't pay attention, but Ma Zheng did.
If he didn't even have this bit of vision after living two lifetimes, then his life would be in vain.
But Ma Zheng didn't intend to catch Wang Zi'an's braid, after all, he is a talented person who wrote "Tengwang Pavilion Fu", so he deserves some preferential treatment, Ma Zheng will definitely let Wang Zi'an go this time.
"Hey, brother Zi'an, I know I was wrong that day, but think about it differently, if someone molested your wife in a restaurant, what would you do?"
Yes, if you encounter this situation, as a man, what should you do?
Seeing Wang Zi'an and the three of them fell silent together, Ma Zheng couldn't help but secretly despise in his heart, idiots, what kind of scholars, they are clearly three idiots!At that point, I look like the husband of that wicked woman?Just ask you, which point?
"Cough cough, speaking of that day, I waited too much and didn't ask brother Tai Gao's name."
A scholar is a scholar, and once he realized that he was wrong, he apologized very simply, but in Ma Zheng's view, it was just a step down for himself.
"My surname is Huang, and there is only one word for my name, which is Huangcha."
Since it's running away, incognito is always needed, and if you talk lightly, who knows if the three guys in front of you will sell themselves in a blink of an eye?Theoretically speaking, this possibility is very high, after all, Wang Zi'an still walks with a limp.
"Wang Zi'an has seen Huang Tie."
He clasped his fists and bowed to Ma Zheng, and when he read the name, the corners of his mouth really twitched, and he secretly decided in his heart that this brother Huang must be from a poor family.
As for the two young scholars who came with Wang Zi'an, they also greeted Ma Zheng one after another at this time. We are all young people, so let's clear up some misunderstandings.
"Brother Huang Che should also be a scholar, why would he want to?" Brother Freckles' surname is Deng. As for the name, in Ma Zheng's opinion, it is simply vulgar, even inferior to the name Huang Che.
Wen Cai, how thick-skinned a person must be to name his newborn son "Wen Cai". , came across to an aunt with hairy hemorrhoids under her nostrils that looked like flies, Jiao Didi threw two winks, "Deng Wencai."
"Eh."
"Here are two catties of pork."
"Okay, wrap your pig's kidneys around, and go back to mend your hole."
"I hate it! Replenishment is better than you, it's not as good as you."
Deng Wencai laughed, and the black mane on his chest fluttered in the wind. No matter what Ma Zheng thought, this style of painting was unreliable.
"Dirty shit, dirty shit?"
"I'm sorry, pig's kidney, oh no, brother Wencai, I was distracted, what did you just say?"
What the hell is pork loin?Deng Wencai knew that the freckles on his face ruined his image, but from the standpoint of a scholar, these freckles are "flaws that cannot hide the beauty", and besides, the most important thing for a scholar is his face?Is it the face?
"Tell me how do you do such heavy work?"
"Oh, it's hard to say, there is a bad wife in the family."
Without hesitation, Ma Zheng poured the dirty water on Zhao Shuying, his face full of grief, "The three elder brothers have also seen it. In fact, I am a scholar, right?"
The three of Wang Zi'an nodded in unison, although they didn't know when they saw it.
"But how can I try it there? Why can I use such a move?" Ma Zheng swiped the pole in his hand, and the three of them quickly retreated three feet in fright. Forced!"
In fact, Wang Zi'an and others were very angry.
Sweep Xiaoxiao?Do you think we read very little, this trick is obviously called sweeping thousands of troops!
But after thinking about it, maybe this wicked wife of Huang Chexiongtai told him that this trick was called "sweeping Xiaoxiao" when she was teaching him?From this point of view, Brother Huang Che is really pitiful. After marrying such a bad wife, the whole human voice is hopeless.
For a moment, the hearts of the three of them were filled with a surge of enthusiasm, should we save this brother Huang from the fire?
As a reader, it seems that this should be done.
Of course, the most important reason is that this wicked wife of the old man is really beautiful!Even when we were in the restaurant the day before yesterday, everyone was almost in a daze, but it was shocking that heaven and man would never lie, with a beautiful and vicious wife, this kind of life seemed quite interesting.
At this time, Wang Zi'an and Deng Wencai were already "lively and active". They didn't go to the brothel yard much, but they had a lot of fantasies.
The three of them exchanged glances behind Ma Zheng's backs, and finally made up their minds to accompany Ma Zheng home together, so as to "theory" with that evil wife.
"This, let's forget it."
Ma Zheng was a little embarrassed, he was afraid that he would be in trouble when the time came.
"For my brother, I have a knife in both sides!" Deng Wencai slapped his shriveled chest loudly, "Don't think I'm a scholar, my ancestor is also a famous general!
(End of this chapter)
"It's you!"
"not me!"
Ma Zheng turned his head away, he really didn't want to admit it, but who made him look like a firefly in the night sky, so eye-catching, so that the three scholars who came towards him recognized him at a glance.
But people can recognize Ma Zheng, it's really not because he is eye-catching or cool, anyone who was beaten up a few days ago will not easily forget the face of his enemy!
It can't be said that I have trampled on this face and its owner a hundred times, a thousand times in my heart, but when I really meet again, my first reaction is to protect myself!
What makes Ma Zheng depressed is that self-preservation is understandable, but what the hell are you all covering your chest?
"Report to the officer, hurry up and report to the officer!"
Brother Zi'an seems to be somewhat rational, and his judgment is quite timely and accurate, but he still committed the occupational disease of a scholar-too idealistic.
This is not Chang'an City, nor Chengdu Mansion, but a small town in Pengshan, report to the official?Sorry, there really isn't one here.
"Brothers, we have no complaints in the future..."
"But I have a grudge recently!"
"Brother on the right, you have freckles on your face, so please talk less." Ma Zheng glanced at the scholar who answered the conversation, and said earnestly.
In fact, this person's facial features can be regarded as handsome, and he is slightly older than Wang Zi'an, probably in his early 20s, but unfortunately his face is freckled, which spoils the beauty.
"Nonsense! Freckles... this spot, what does it have to do with talking?"
Unknowingly, this person's mind was attracted by Ma Zheng, and even the two Wang Zi'an beside him became curious.Nodding in agreement.
"The sparrows outside the window are talking too much on... the clothesline. Have you ever heard of it? Sparrows just like talking too much, and those who talk too much will get freckles."
Ma Zheng felt that he was a genius, but Wang Zi'an and Brother Freckles were a little stunned. They felt that this should be unreasonable, but they couldn't find a point to refute for a while. The three scholars were stunned by Ma Zheng.
"wrong!"
It was still Wang Zi'an who reacted quickly enough, thinking out of the hole that Ma Zheng dug for them, and pointed at Ma Zheng, but this time he was very reserved and didn't jump. Although Ma Zheng didn't have a bamboo stick in his hand at this time, Wang Zi'an He was still very nervous about the pole. In his eyes, there was not much difference between a pole and an iron bamboo stick.
"You beat us, and the government is arresting you!"
Who says scholars can't lie?Who says scholars can't lie?
At least when Wang Zi'an was lying, he even lied into it without any hesitation. He didn't even notice the slight changes in the faces of his two companions.
He didn't pay attention, but Ma Zheng did.
If he didn't even have this bit of vision after living two lifetimes, then his life would be in vain.
But Ma Zheng didn't intend to catch Wang Zi'an's braid, after all, he is a talented person who wrote "Tengwang Pavilion Fu", so he deserves some preferential treatment, Ma Zheng will definitely let Wang Zi'an go this time.
"Hey, brother Zi'an, I know I was wrong that day, but think about it differently, if someone molested your wife in a restaurant, what would you do?"
Yes, if you encounter this situation, as a man, what should you do?
Seeing Wang Zi'an and the three of them fell silent together, Ma Zheng couldn't help but secretly despise in his heart, idiots, what kind of scholars, they are clearly three idiots!At that point, I look like the husband of that wicked woman?Just ask you, which point?
"Cough cough, speaking of that day, I waited too much and didn't ask brother Tai Gao's name."
A scholar is a scholar, and once he realized that he was wrong, he apologized very simply, but in Ma Zheng's view, it was just a step down for himself.
"My surname is Huang, and there is only one word for my name, which is Huangcha."
Since it's running away, incognito is always needed, and if you talk lightly, who knows if the three guys in front of you will sell themselves in a blink of an eye?Theoretically speaking, this possibility is very high, after all, Wang Zi'an still walks with a limp.
"Wang Zi'an has seen Huang Tie."
He clasped his fists and bowed to Ma Zheng, and when he read the name, the corners of his mouth really twitched, and he secretly decided in his heart that this brother Huang must be from a poor family.
As for the two young scholars who came with Wang Zi'an, they also greeted Ma Zheng one after another at this time. We are all young people, so let's clear up some misunderstandings.
"Brother Huang Che should also be a scholar, why would he want to?" Brother Freckles' surname is Deng. As for the name, in Ma Zheng's opinion, it is simply vulgar, even inferior to the name Huang Che.
Wen Cai, how thick-skinned a person must be to name his newborn son "Wen Cai". , came across to an aunt with hairy hemorrhoids under her nostrils that looked like flies, Jiao Didi threw two winks, "Deng Wencai."
"Eh."
"Here are two catties of pork."
"Okay, wrap your pig's kidneys around, and go back to mend your hole."
"I hate it! Replenishment is better than you, it's not as good as you."
Deng Wencai laughed, and the black mane on his chest fluttered in the wind. No matter what Ma Zheng thought, this style of painting was unreliable.
"Dirty shit, dirty shit?"
"I'm sorry, pig's kidney, oh no, brother Wencai, I was distracted, what did you just say?"
What the hell is pork loin?Deng Wencai knew that the freckles on his face ruined his image, but from the standpoint of a scholar, these freckles are "flaws that cannot hide the beauty", and besides, the most important thing for a scholar is his face?Is it the face?
"Tell me how do you do such heavy work?"
"Oh, it's hard to say, there is a bad wife in the family."
Without hesitation, Ma Zheng poured the dirty water on Zhao Shuying, his face full of grief, "The three elder brothers have also seen it. In fact, I am a scholar, right?"
The three of Wang Zi'an nodded in unison, although they didn't know when they saw it.
"But how can I try it there? Why can I use such a move?" Ma Zheng swiped the pole in his hand, and the three of them quickly retreated three feet in fright. Forced!"
In fact, Wang Zi'an and others were very angry.
Sweep Xiaoxiao?Do you think we read very little, this trick is obviously called sweeping thousands of troops!
But after thinking about it, maybe this wicked wife of Huang Chexiongtai told him that this trick was called "sweeping Xiaoxiao" when she was teaching him?From this point of view, Brother Huang Che is really pitiful. After marrying such a bad wife, the whole human voice is hopeless.
For a moment, the hearts of the three of them were filled with a surge of enthusiasm, should we save this brother Huang from the fire?
As a reader, it seems that this should be done.
Of course, the most important reason is that this wicked wife of the old man is really beautiful!Even when we were in the restaurant the day before yesterday, everyone was almost in a daze, but it was shocking that heaven and man would never lie, with a beautiful and vicious wife, this kind of life seemed quite interesting.
At this time, Wang Zi'an and Deng Wencai were already "lively and active". They didn't go to the brothel yard much, but they had a lot of fantasies.
The three of them exchanged glances behind Ma Zheng's backs, and finally made up their minds to accompany Ma Zheng home together, so as to "theory" with that evil wife.
"This, let's forget it."
Ma Zheng was a little embarrassed, he was afraid that he would be in trouble when the time came.
"For my brother, I have a knife in both sides!" Deng Wencai slapped his shriveled chest loudly, "Don't think I'm a scholar, my ancestor is also a famous general!
(End of this chapter)
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