Happy days in the world of martial arts

Chapter 345 Jokes
There is a very classic ethics joke, which is very suitable for Duan Yu. Duan Yu said to Duan Zhengchun: "Father, I am in love with Mu Wanqing, and I want to marry her." Duan Zhengchun refused: "No, he It's your half-sister."

Duan Yu said again: "Father, I am in love with Zhong Ling, I want to marry her." Duan Zhengchun refused: "No, she is your half-sister."

Duan Yu said for the third time: "Father, I am in love with Wang Yuyan and I want to marry her." Duan Zhengchun refused: "No, she is your half-sister."

Duan Yu told his mother Dao Baifeng about his distress, Dao Baifeng rolled his eyes and said: "You can marry whoever you want, Duan Zhengchun is not your father at all."

The three Tianlong brothers, Duan Yu is "May all lovers in the world become brothers and sisters", Xiao Feng is "Where are you going, Dad", Xu Zhu is a pile of money falling from the sky, and the business boss will teach you how to spend money, the teaching is over It also comes with the world's top ten companies and the princess of the world's most powerful country.

What you want to pursue, you can’t get it, what you don’t want, it’s given to you. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Greed, anger, joy, hatred, anger, sorrow, anger, sorrow, jealousy, if you understand it, it’s gone. If you can’t understand it, this is a fucking joke.

A joke that sounds funny and looks funny, but when it happens to you, you can't laugh at all.

This is the case for Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing. Both of them can be said to be in love for the first time. Duan Yu is fine. As the heir of Zhennan Prince, he is familiar with Buddhist scriptures. She couldn't take it anymore, she grew up very simple, her mind was pure to the extreme, although her martial arts were not very good, she only liked to use force to solve problems when she was in trouble.

Seeing that Mu Wanqing was going to kill Duan Yu and then die in love, and Qin Hongmian, Gan Baobao, Dao Baifeng and the other three were fighting against each other, Gao Miao only felt that Duan Zhengchun was weak, a majestic prince, dare to act but dare not to be, and has no sense of responsibility , feelings are in a mess, he is really a top-notch scumbag.

Three of the four villains died under Gao Miao's intervention. Duan Yanqing had no choice but to kidnap Duan Yu himself. In order to test "Destiny", Gao Miao directly appeared in front of Duan Yanqing.

Duan Yanqing has a lot of "fate" in him. He is the father of the protagonist Duan Yu, and his own martial arts are not weak. Murong Fu and the four great ministers besieged him, not only failed to win him, but was restrained. , but Murong Fu's biggest dark history.

After all, when Qiao Feng fought Duan Zhengchun and Duan Yanqing, Duan Yanqing couldn't even touch Duan Zhengchun's clothes, let alone hurt Qiao Feng. Qiao Feng was even more confident that "five or six Duan Yanqing attacked at the same time" In other words, Qiao Feng is bigger than four Duan Yanqing, Murong Fu is smaller than one Duan Yanqing, the gap between the two is too big.

"Who is your Excellency? What enmity and hatred do we have? Why did you miss me again and again!" Duan Yanqing's facial muscles were all stiff, his eyelids could not be closed, and there was no emotion on his face. Although he was shocked, he could only A trace of anger could be seen in the eyes.

Gao Miao said: "No enmity, no grudges, but this is the Nanwang Mansion of Zhennan in Dali. You, a master of Xixia Yipintang, come here late at night, it is a bit inappropriate. If you hand in a letter of invitation to see you publicly in the name of Xixia envoy, I will It will no longer hinder you."

These words are purely teasing, Duan Yanqing is here for revenge, it's a completely private matter, if Xi Xia allows it, there will be ghosts.

Duan Yanqing glanced at Gao Miao angrily, and hit Gao Miao with the iron stick in his hand. This stick was an understatement, but he was not sure about the position at all times. Since Duan Yanqing was disfigured and seriously injured, he practiced some evil martial arts He even integrated "Duanjiajian" and "Yiyangzhi" magical skills into the iron stick kung fu. This stick seems to be a staff technique, but it is actually a Duanjia sword technique.

Gao Miao stabbed casually, and Wuya stabbed Duan Yanqing's left shoulder. There was the flaw of Duan Yanqing's move. In fact, Duan Yanqing's legs were disabled, and his lower body had more flaws. It's just that Gao Miao had his own arrogance. , I don't want to take advantage of this, otherwise, when he is ventriloquizing, he can break his ventriloquism and cause him serious injuries.

Duan Yanqing hastily withdrew his moves and backed away. With a touch of the cane in his left hand, his body had already floated several feet away. He stretched out the cane in his right hand, and pointed a scorching finger towards Gao Miao's heart. The difference is that the stick is used instead of the finger, and the stick is long and far away.

Looking at the scorching finger force, Gao Miao tapped his left hand lightly, pointing out with a finger of Xuan Bing. In terms of the mystery of fingering, Xuan Bing finger is not as good as Yi Yang finger, but Gao Miao's true qi quality and thickness surpass Duan Bing's. In Yanqing, the two fingers collided in mid-air, and finally canceled each other out.

Duan Yanqing was expressionless, attacking continuously with two sticks, one yang finger force was swaying in front of Gao Miao, Gao Miao had black ice finger force in one hand, and "Liancheng swordsmanship - plum" in the other hand, the cold was getting colder, and the tiles of several rooms The pieces flew around, and when they hit the ground, they either became brittle or shattered into pieces.

The movement of such a battle disturbed other people in the Zhennan Palace. Duan Zhengchun didn't have time to flirt, so he simply tapped the acupoints of a few people, ordered Zhu Danchen and others to take good care of them, took up the sword himself, and went out to see Gao Miao The battle with Duan Yanqing.

When I saw this, I was immediately shocked. Gao Miao's reputation is not very good, and the magic skill of wedding dress is very well hidden. Duan Zhengchun couldn't see Gao Miao's depth. his imagination.

Duan Yanqing's Yiyang finger was far superior to Duan Zhengchun's. With the advantage of his cane, he attacked continuously with his fingers, but Gao Miao's sword was like a plum blossom, and his fingers were as strong as stamens. He actually pressed Duan Yanqing and beat him hard. At that time, Gao Miao had already gained the absolute upper hand, and Duan Yanqing was even more precarious.

Sword energy is everywhere, Duan Yanqing wants to leave, his lightness kung fu of using stick instead of legs is very good, but compared to Gao Miao, it is far from enough, at this moment, he is already surrounded by affection.

When Gao Miao used this trick to deal with Liu Jin, Liu Jin, who was a eunuch, was very disturbed. Duan Yanqing was thinking of "Avalokitesvara in White Clothes", facing the surrounding sword energy, there was nothing he could do.

In a trance, he seemed to have returned to that night. He was besieged by powerful enemies on Huguang Road. Although he wiped out all the enemies, he was seriously injured, his legs were broken, his face was damaged, his throat was slashed by the enemy, and he could not speak Out.He was no longer like a human being, his whole body was filthy and smelly, his wounds were full of maggots, and dozens of flies were buzzing around him.

At that time, he was exhausted, hungry and thirsty, lying on the ground and refused to move, without the courage to live, nor the courage to die.

Afterwards, he was enlightened by a "White-clothed Avalokitesvara". Since then, his belief has been firm, and his martial arts cultivation has improved rapidly.

In a daze, he saw the white-clothed Guanyin again.

(End of this chapter)