urban evil king

Chapter 1 Don't Pretend X, Pretend X Will Pee Your Pants!

At the beginning of September, although autumn has already begun, the autumn tiger is still ferocious, and the weather is extremely hot. Yicheng Railway Station is crowded with people carrying big suitcases and small bags. The huge waiting room is like a big steamer, and people are sweating profusely. The whole body was wet and sticky, and many people had irritability on their faces.

It is the time when freshmen start school, and many students, accompanied by their parents, are anxiously and excitedly waiting for the beginning of their new life.

Wang Zheng was sitting on a chair bored, wearing flip flops, wearing washed and whitish underpants and a sweatshirt, holding a magazine in his hand as a fan and fanning constantly, looking at all kinds of passengers, Wang Zheng was really depressed .

Originally, I was living a carefree life in the countryside of Yicheng, sleeping until I woke up naturally every day, and even teasing the blushing little girl in the village when I had nothing to do, but the damn old man broke his comfortable life with a phone call. He couldn't refuse the old man he grew up by himself, so Wang Zheng stepped on the train to the capital.

"It's really aggrieved, it's so fresh, this old man actually asked me to be a bodyguard for a chick, I don't know whose chick is so lucky." To put it bluntly, a bodyguard is a male nanny, and he will definitely be called around by the employer , This really made Wang Zheng feel a little unhappy, but he had nowhere to vent it.

"The following will start broadcasting a brief introduction to the important news of Yicheng for a week."

The buck-toothed female anchor from Yicheng began to appear on the TV at the train station.

"On Monday, the Jiangning bank robbery suspect had fallen in Yicheng. Surprisingly, the police found the suspect tied up and thrown at the gate of the police station early in the morning. The police are now looking for the mysterious brave man."

"On Tuesday, Yicheng Bixiang Hope Primary School was announced. The mysterious funder has never been seen. This Hope Primary School will also become the largest Hope Primary School in Beichuan area. It is expected to solve the problem of [-] children from poor families going to school. "

"On Wednesday, Xu Ming, chairman of Hanfang Group, the largest real estate company in Yicheng, was investigated for suspected illegal fundraising. A mysterious clue provider proved to the police that Xu Ming's illegal fundraising has exceeded 40 billion..."

Listening to this nerve-shocking news, Wang Zheng finally showed a gratified smile on his slightly depressed face.

I bid farewell to Yicheng in this way, but fortunately, I left a little something worth remembering.

After finally getting through the ticket check, the train was even more crowded, the compartment was overcrowded, Wang Zheng spent a lot of effort, and finally squeezed to his seat.

"Brother, let me go, this is my seat."

A boy wearing black-rimmed glasses and dressed as a college student was sitting in the seat that should belong to Wang Zheng, with a flattering smile on his face, talking to the girl beside him.

And that girl obviously didn't like to talk to the guy with glasses, and she answered very perfunctorily.

What made Wang Zheng feel uncomfortable was that the man with glasses obviously heard his words, raised his head and looked at him contemptuously, then ignored him and continued to offer a flattering smile to the girl beside him.

"This kid is really... so ignorant." Seeing this, Wang Zheng's unhappiness disappeared a lot, and the corner of his mouth curled up in a playful arc.

"This classmate, this is my seat, please make room for me." Wang Zheng began to be polite.

The man with glasses raised his head again, looked at Wang Zheng contemptuously from top to bottom, then took out 100 yuan from his wallet, and said, "Country man, I'll give you 100 yuan to buy your seat."

The girl also saw the behavior of the man with glasses, and a trace of disgust flashed between her brows, but she didn't say anything.

"100 yuan, that's a lot?" Wang Zheng smiled with a flattered look.

"I haven't seen the world, so hurry up and take it!" The man with glasses said impatiently.Wang Zheng, a countryman, interrupted his time to pick up girls, which made him very unhappy.

"But I like this one better!" Wang Zheng smiled, and instead of taking the money, he reached out and snatched the iPhone 4s from the man with glasses, threw it hard, and threw it directly to the other end of the carriage!

The entire carriage was crowded with people, and the mobile phone was thrown so far that it disappeared into the crowd!

"How can you, a countryman, snatch my mobile phone? You look like a robber. You can't be a good person at first sight!" The man with glasses stood up angrily and shouted at Wang Zheng.

Wang Zheng shrugged, and said indifferently: "If you don't pick it up again, your mobile phone will probably be gone."

The man with glasses gave Wang Zheng a hard look, and then squeezed towards the other end of the carriage. This is the mobile phone he just bought, and it is an absolute tool for picking up girls. It cannot be lost like this.

Wang Zheng smiled gloatingly, sat down on his seat, and said to himself: "Stinky boy, we country people are not easy to bully."

Many passengers crowded around gave out good-natured laughter, the man with glasses' defiant behavior just now really made them feel uncomfortable, although Wang Zheng's behavior was a little rude, it was really enough to relieve their anger.

The girl next to her also smiled, turned her face to Wang Zheng and said, "You're so funny."

This girl is wearing a pink t-shirt, her long hair is tied into a ponytail, and her lower body is wearing khaki shorts. Her calf is as white as a lotus root. She has big eyes and looks very delicate. She belongs to the type of girl next door. No wonder the man with glasses was clinging to him so slyly just now.

"Get to know me, my name is Su Huanxuan, a sophomore student at Capital Medical University. Thank you for driving that annoying guy away." The girl named Su Huanxuan smiled, her eyebrows curved, she was very sweet and pretty.

"My name is Wang Zheng."

Su slowly discovered that this man in shorts and undershirt didn't look as rough and casual as his clothes. If he shaved off the messy stubble, his appearance could even be called quite handsome, so he smiled He looks kind.

It has to be said that under normal circumstances, both men and women belong to the Appearance Association.

"You countryman, you robber!" The bespectacled man finally squeezed over from the other side of the carriage, waving the phone with the cracked screen, and cursed angrily.

A mischievous smile flickered across the corner of Wang Zheng's mouth: "If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I will throw you out too? Just like throwing the phone just now!"

"Dirty mouth, is this the quality of your country people? After all, he is a migrant worker with no education!" The man with glasses was a little timid, but he still refused to give in.

"Take my seat and talk about quality with me, and you deserve it too? Don't talk about me, just the young and old in this car, who can your quality compare to?"

In addition to the students who started school, there were also many migrant workers in the carriage. The words of the man with glasses had already aroused their inner anger. Hearing Wang Zheng's scolding, they were immediately hooked, and some even started to applaud.

"You wait, you wait." The man with glasses became the target of everyone's criticism, trembling with anger, pointing at Wang Zheng, "I'll find someone to take care of you when I get to the capital! A countryman with no quality and no education!"

"You don't need to wait until the capital, I'll take care of you now." Wang Zheng grinned, looking very happy.

Wang Zheng took off his flip flops, waved them around, and shouted in a demonstrative way: "If you dare to say one more word, I'll slap you like a pig's head."

The man with glasses was obviously the bullying type, as if he was really afraid that the flip-flops in Wang Zheng's hand would be slapped off, the corners of his mouth moved, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

"Looking at people with colored glasses, such a person deserves to be taught a lesson." Su Huan curled his lips, looking very good-looking: "Wang Zheng, are you going to the capital to go to school or travel?"

Wang Zheng shook his head: "No, I'm here to work in the capital."

The man with glasses said again without remorse: "Work? You are a migrant worker, right? Still working? Which construction site are you moving bricks on? Do you want me to introduce you to a job as a security guard?"

Wang Zheng looked at the man with glasses disdainfully, stood up and walked to his side, his lips moved, as if he had said something in a low voice.

The man with glasses said with some doubts: "What did you just say? Speak louder, I didn't hear clearly."

Wang Zheng looked a little impatient and said: "I said you peed your pants, handsome guy!"

Wang Zheng's shout attracted everyone's attention, and everyone unconsciously turned their attention to the crotch of the man with glasses!

"You nonsense!" the man with eyes yelled, but he still instinctively looked at his crotch!

It doesn't matter if you look at it, the man's yellow slacks are already wet a lot, and the crotch is still dripping wet!

Wang Zheng covered his nose and said with a look of disgust, "It smells so bad! How old are you and you pee your pants!"

Everyone covered their mouths and noses. The compartment was originally closed and not ventilated. A strange smell came from the crotch of the man with glasses, and then spread rapidly. The passengers near the man with glasses backed away quickly, with disgust on their faces. I'm afraid that the smell will stick to me!

"It's so shameful, I can't even control myself to pee!"

"Go to another compartment, let's not get smoked!"

"Peeding his pants in public on the train, does this person have quality! Does he have a sense of public morality!"

"He has no quality at all!"

"Hurry up and take a picture and post it on Weibo!" Many people had already pulled out their mobile phones and aimed at the crotch of the man with glasses.

"My God! How could this happen!"

The man with glasses could already clearly feel water dripping uncontrollably from somewhere in him, and he had clamped his legs tightly, but he couldn't hold it back no matter what!

"It's a shame!" The man with glasses raised his head, and suddenly saw Wang Zheng's eyes full of disgust, contempt, and gloating, and suddenly wanted to die. With a miserable howl, he clutched his crotch and rushed to the bathroom with his face flushed. !

It is estimated that before the train arrives in the capital, the man with glasses will stay in the bathroom all the time, and he will never have the face to appear in front of everyone again.

Seeing the back of the man with glasses running away, the whole carriage burst into laughter.

Wang Zheng said with a smile: "What's wrong with the people in the city, don't pretend to be x, pretending to be x will make you pee your pants!"

Seeing such a scene, Su Huanxuan smiled happily even though her face was flushed, and said to Wang Zheng in a low voice, "You are really amazing, how did you do it just now?"

"What did you do?" Wang Zheng said with a harmless face. Now he found that this little girl looked good when she blushed, giving off a soft and cute feeling, so he deliberately teased her.

"It's just... just making him pee his pants." Su Huanhuan blushed even more, but she still asked, "I can tell that it was you who did it."

"I just accidentally poked his confinement scripture." Wang Zheng said indifferently.

"The Confinement Sutra? You know so much about the meridians of the human body, do you understand Chinese medicine?" Su Huanxuan looked surprised: "I also studied Chinese medicine at the Medical University, so I can discuss it when I have time!"

"Aren't all Chinese medicine practitioners old?" Wang Zheng touched his face: "Is there such a handsome and young Chinese medicine practitioner? I am a martial arts expert hidden among the people, not a Chinese medicine practitioner."

"However," Wang Zheng paused, and continued, "We can really discuss other issues when we have time."

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Sure enough, the man with glasses didn't come out of the bathroom until he got off the car. He kept his head down, and no one could see his face.

Wang Zheng and Su Huanxuan walked out of the capital station side by side. They chatted all the way and became very familiar with each other. Wang Zheng has a cheerful personality and is very good at adjusting the atmosphere. He made Su Huanxuan happy along the way.

"It's a pleasure chatting with you, please leave me your contact information." Su slowly took out his mobile phone.

"No need, everyone is in the capital, so the meeting will probably be easy." Wang Zheng turned around coolly, and left with his worn-out package.

Su Huanxuan's pretty face was filled with a touch of regret.

A tall man in a suit and leather shoes saw Wang Zheng, hesitated for a while, then stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, is this Mr. Wang Zheng?"

Wang Zheng raised his eyebrows: "You know me?"

"The boss gave me a photo of you. Knowing that you arrived in the capital today, he specially sent me to pick you up."

When he said this, the tall man was still looking at Wang Zheng's clothes, with a look of distrust on his face. This is the high-end bodyguard that the boss hired for the lady at a high price. Why does he look like a countryman entering the city?The eldest lady is a clean freak, if she sees the bodyguard in such a slovenly manner, wouldn't she go mad again?

Moreover, the young lady hated the boss sending her extra bodyguards, she felt like a canary in a cage. Now, she didn't know how to embarrass the new bodyguards!

Thinking of the young lady's furious appearance, cold sweat broke out on the forehead of this tall man.

Comparing the photos, the tall man found that the two of them looked exactly the same, and he didn't want to tell Wang Zheng any more. Anyway, everything was decided by the eldest lady. It is estimated that with her temperament, Wang Zheng would definitely not be allowed to enter the gate.

"Uh, alright, then please Mr. Wang Zheng follow me to meet the eldest lady."

The tall man helped Wang Zheng open the rear door of the Mercedes S600, and Wang Zheng sat in without hesitation.

The man with glasses stood in the distance, seeing Wang Zheng leave, the resentment in his eyes suddenly became more intense, he spit angrily on the ground, and then took out his mobile phone: "Hey, second uncle, I met a nasty person today. Guy, can you help me..."

ps: I know that the beginning is more criticized, please endure these two chapters, the blood will start immediately, and also, pay tribute to Liu Da.

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