urban evil king

"Okay, okay, tell me what you want to change, even if you change ten." Han Xingye seemed to have caught a life-saving straw, his eyes were full of little stars.

"This..." Shangguan Shishi's little face turned slightly red.

"Oh, tell me quickly, don't you know that your sister and I are at stake right now?" Han Xingye was terrified to death by Shangguan Shishi's appearance.

"Okay." Shangguan Shishi blushed even more: "Tell me, how did your breasts become so big?"

"Hahahahaha!" Han Xingye laughed wildly, tears came out of the laughter, and he couldn't stop it.

"Have you laughed enough? Otherwise, I won't give you any advice." Shangguan Shishi's face was already blushing, and seeing Han Xingye still smiling heartlessly, she felt extremely ashamed.

Han Xingye was out of breath laughing, and it took another minute to stop laughing, and said out of breath, "A bowl of papaya snow clam and white fungus soup every day can not only enlarge breasts, but also beautify the skin and whiten the skin. The effect is remarkable. Of course, this It’s just the first point, or the second point is more important.”

"What about the second point?" Shangguan Shishi asked eagerly.

"The second point is that it is inherited!" Han Xingye twisted, patted a part that was out of proportion to her figure, and said proudly, "I inherited my mother's excellent genes."

Speaking of this, Han Xingye paused, looked at Shangguan Shishi's chest, then curled his lips and said, "But judging by your appearance, you should have inherited it from your father."

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Shangguan Shishi suppressed her desire to kill Han Xingye, and it took a long time before she calmed down.

"Although I don't know who your blind date is yet, judging from the status of your old Han family in China, your blind date must have a lot of background, at least higher than the status of the old Han family, otherwise Your mother won't be so concerned, think about it carefully, the entire Huaxia Kingdom has only been established for more than sixty years, how many families are there that have a higher status than your old Han family?"

Han Xingye counted with his fingers, and then said with a bitter face: "At least three or four hands can't count, besides, I want to marry someone I like, not because of any family background, besides, I have never liked anyone before, how wronged I am."

"Second guy." Shangguan Shishi said angrily: "Don't be too depressed, maybe you can meet some handsome guy this time, maybe it's Su Tianran, who is known as the number one son of the capital, Then you can make a lot of money."

"I'm really not interested in Su Tianran or Su Diran. Tomorrow, Lao Han will send someone to arrest me. Shishi, can you help me this time? I really don't want to marry so early At this point, Han Xingye seemed to have made up his mind, and said, "Shishi, if you help me this time, I promise, I promise, I promise I will never make fun of your small breasts again."

Shangguan Shishi held back again and almost vomited blood.

"In fact, it's not impossible, but it may offend your parents, and they may lose face." Shangguan Shishi had a rare smirk on his handsome face.

"It's okay, as long as I can refuse this kind of thing, I'm willing to do anything." Han Xingye's face was full of determination.

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As soon as Wang Zheng returned to Tianping Mountain Villa, he saw Han Xingye standing in front of the door, holding Wang Zheng's slippers, smiling brightly: "Brother Zheng, welcome back, please change your shoes."

Han Xingye's voice was so coquettish and numb that scary, Wang Zheng immediately got goosebumps, turned sideways and carefully took the slipper in Han Xingye's hand, and said with puzzled lips, "Which song are you singing?"

Han Xingye glared at Wang Zheng flirtatiously, saw Wang Zheng sitting on the sofa, quickly took a cup of hot water, and said, "Brother Zheng, you've had a hard day, drink water quickly."

Wang Zheng glanced at Han Xingye warily, and didn't dare to drink the water in the glass. To be honest, Wang Zheng was really afraid that this little girl would put some medicine in it. He saw that Han Xingye once dripped it in Cheng Kangmei's red wine. For chili water, Wang Zheng would never dare to drink any liquid that Han Xingye brought over.

"If you don't have anything to show courteousness, you can either rape or steal." Wang Zheng cast a sidelong glance at Han Damei, and said, "I'm not your elder brother Zheng, don't bother me, talk about things if you have something to say."

When Han Xingye heard the words, he was about to put on a straight face when he suddenly realized that he had something to ask Wang Zheng, so he immediately put on a smiling face: "Brother Zheng, you are tired, let me beat your legs."

"Okay, you beat it." Someone massaged, Wang Zheng would be an idiot if he didn't enjoy it, and thinking that the one giving him the massage was actually the only daughter of the commander of the Capital Military Region, Han Tuoya, this feeling is really exciting.

Wang Zheng didn't care what Han Xingye asked him to do, let her press the button for half an hour first.

At this time, Shangguan Shishi came back from seeing her father in the nursing home. Seeing this scene, she couldn't help laughing.

"I said Xiaoye, I'm tired too, why don't you come give me a massage?" Shangguan Shishi sat down on the sofa without looking, and drank all the water in Wang Zheng's glass with her head up.

Han Xingye glared at Shangguan Shishi, then continued to beat Wang Zheng's leg with a smile on his face. Unexpectedly, after Han Xingye beat for a while, he didn't hear Wang Zheng's praise, but heard a slight snore!

As soon as he raised his head, Wang Zheng was soundly asleep, drooling all over his neck!

But Shangguan Shishi had already covered her mouth and laughed on the other side.

In a fit of anger, Han Xingye pinched Wang Zheng's leg hard, making him sit up immediately in pain.

"Didn't you say you wanted a massage just now? Why did you pinch me?" Wang Zheng looked blank: "I said Miss Han, didn't you still look so charming just now? It's only been 5 minutes, just Back to your dominatrix?"

Seeing that Han Xingye was about to have an attack, Wang Zheng hurriedly said, "It's better to be like this, it's better to be like this, it's better to be a dominatrix."

Han Xingye pouted: "Wang Zheng, let me tell you the truth, I need your help with something."

"What's the favor? Let me know." Wang Zheng instinctively felt that Han Xingye's favor was not so helpful, and there might be some insidiousness and traps in it, so he didn't dare to agree rashly.

"No, I want you to agree first."

"How can I agree if you don't tell me?" Wang Zheng was quite helpless.

"You have to agree, and if you don't agree, you have to agree." Han Xingye pulled Wang Zheng's arm again and hugged his chest, shaking and shaking, Wang Zheng's heart fluttered, and he almost lost his mind. How old is this little girl? It's too unexpected!

"Are you going to agree or not?" Han Xingye saw that the seduction was unsuccessful, but Wang Zheng still seemed to be enjoying himself, and immediately changed his expression, wanting to cry.

"Okay, I promise, you can tell." Wang Zheng was very straightforward.

This time, it was Han Xingye's turn to be stunned: "Really, when did you become so cheerful?"

Wang Zheng showed an impatient look: "Are you going to say it or not?"

"Fine, I said."

"Ahem, the matter is very simple, generally speaking, my parents have taken a fancy to a man and asked me to go home and go on a blind date tomorrow. I don't want to go on a blind date, and I don't want to get married so early. You come back with me tomorrow." , just say you are my boyfriend, okay?"

Wang Zheng's eyeballs almost popped out. Isn't this little girl in front of her too whimsical, allowing herself to pretend to be her boyfriend?Just kidding, the other party is the daughter of Han Tuo, the commander of the capital military region, can he take someone away from under the nose of Lao Han?

Moreover, Wang Zheng had heard long ago that Han Tuosu's wife, Zhang Yanqing, was a tigress, a coiled dragon and a tigress, what is this old Han's family, not a dragon pond and a tiger's lair?

It's not that Wang Zheng didn't dare to break into the Longtan Tiger's Lair, but this kind of sacrificing stare is definitely not Wang Da's killer style. If it hurts Han Tuv's face, maybe the Commander will directly call in the guards to drag him out and shoot someone. Hours are possible!

Besides, the young man who can be favored by Han Huohu and the tigress must not be Yi Yi's generation. Apart from his prominent family background, his mind must also be outstanding among young people, otherwise it would be impossible to win Han Tuosu's favor .Wang Zheng is not afraid of offending others, but he absolutely does not want to make innocent enemies.

"No help, no help, I'm very busy tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." Wang Zheng swallowed, "I've been very busy every day recently, and I don't have time."

"I don't care, you must spare some time tomorrow!" Han Xingye was really anxious to death: "You have clearly agreed just now!"

"I'm back on my word! I've broken my promise!" Wang Zheng cried and said, "Is it okay if I surrender? Auntie, I'll give you as much chili water as you want, just don't let me pretend to be your boyfriend, don't you know, That would really kill you!"

Han Xingye looked at Shangguan Shishi for help, and the latter shrugged and said that she had no choice.

Seeing Shangguan Shishi's expression, Han Xingye gritted his teeth, grabbed Wang Zheng's collar and said viciously, "Wang Zheng, don't blame me for not warning you. If you don't go, I'll tell you, I'll tell you I'm pregnant with your child! Don't wait for me to go to the hospital to get the results and evidence. According to Lao Han's fiery temper, I'm afraid I'll shoot you on the spot!"

Wang Zheng was dumbfounded when he heard this, Shangguan Shishi directly extended his thumb and said to Han Xingye: "Miss Han, you are too tough."

"Of course." Seeing Wang Zheng's expression and Shangguan Shishi's praise were very useful, Han Xingye patted his chest and said, "My lady is beautiful and wise at the same time!"

"Wang Zheng, you've made my belly bigger, don't you want to see my parents?" Han Xingye said pitifully.

However, in Wang Zheng's eyes, Han Xingye's expression was even more devil than devil.

Wang Zheng looked at Shangguan Shishi as if asking for help, but this woman had an indifferent expression on her face, she even folded her hands together and nodded, the meaning in her eyes was obvious: Wang Zheng, you should ask for more blessings, Amitabha.

It took three seconds to weigh the pros and cons of going and not going, and finally Wang Zheng said with a bitter face: "Okay, Miss Han, I will accept you this time, but if your father wants to go on the spot Shoot me, you have to stop me."

Han Xingye was overjoyed when he heard the words, winked and said, "Don't worry, you are my child's father, how could I be willing to let my father-in-law shoot his grandson's father to death!"

Wang Zheng wanted to cry without tears, he really felt that he was being dragged into the abyss by Han Xingye, even though Miss Han had made an unbelievable promise, Wang Zheng still tried to ask: "Well, what should I do?" Do you want to wear a body armor tomorrow?"

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