Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 116 Why is it necessary to grab the chest when we meet again!

PS: Thanks to brother 'Ye Jun' and brother 'Scorpio, October' for their rewards, what a treat!

"Touch, touch, what's the big deal, hum!"

Xiao Chunli, with two sticky bean bags on her head, brought her little breasts over.

"Eh? Look at the back is pretty good, why is the front so poor?"

Ye Xiuwen hesitated, with a troubled expression on his face, but in the end Ye Xiuwen's ugly expression made Xiao Chunli angry.

"Hmph! It's good to have something to touch, but you still pick and choose? It seems that you are a bad swordsman who can't even marry a wife!
You have no money, do you?You don't have a house, do you?You don't have a sedan chair, do you?Are you homeless?
Just like you, what kind of woman do you want?
I tell you?If you can meet a woman like me, you will burn incense in your previous life!
My senior sister in charge is big, but she also wants to touch it for you? .”

Xiao Chunli hurt Ye Xiuwen like eating beans. Ye Xiuwen couldn't hold back his laughter, so he could only wave his hands again and again, and said faintly: "The sky is dark and the wild is vast. I'll kill people by hanging up the sky, and I'm helping you."

"What counts as helping? This girl is not rare. You killed people, and you caused disasters. Don't expect me to keep you, hum! By the way, I will touch you. After touching, we will not owe each other. If People from five or five sects have nothing to do with our beggar gang!"

Xiao Chunli took a few steps closer, but her younger brother grabbed her and said in a low voice, "Sister? Wouldn't it be good if he didn't touch her? If someone touches her, how will you marry in the future?"

"I want you to take care of it? Sister, this is, a gentleman can't chase after a gentleman, how can he break his promise? Oh? How did you leave?."

Xiao Chunli had just thrown off her younger brother, but unexpectedly, Ye Xiuwen ran into the forest beside her.

"Where in life do you not meet each other, why do you grab your chest when you meet?"

Even Ye Xiuwen can compose poems, and Xiao Chunli's heart skipped a beat when he heard it.

"Ah? This educated swordsman is really rare. What a good poem?"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."

Xiao Chunli's temperament changed drastically, and as a result, she added 50 points to Ye Xiuwen's personality.

"Sister? Just this broken poem, what's so good about it? I sound like shit."

"I think you look like shit! You haven't heard what people say, so why grab your chest when you meet?

Sister didn't realize just now that this person is actually a gentleman. He can take advantage of Sister, but he doesn't take advantage of her. What is this called?This is called, a gentleman does not take advantage of others' danger, and his kung fu is very good. If my sister marries him, then? .”

Xiao Chunli is actually a nympho.

"Sister? Why don't you wake up? That elder brother said that your breasts are small, like two sticky bean buns,"

"Snapped!."

Xiao Chunli directly gave her younger brother a spoon and scolded, "Are you stupid? You don't call me little, but you call me delicate. Hey! Hero, don't go, wait for me?"

Ye Xiuwen was collecting firewood in the woods, Xiao Chunli chased after him, but seeing Ye Xiuwen collecting firewood, she asked in confusion, "Why are you collecting firewood? People from five or five families will come back soon, because their chief helm it's here!"

"Headmaster?" Ye Xiuwen asked while collecting firewood.

"That's right! Five-five sects, although they claim to be a sect, are in fact one sect with one-five sects, two-five sects, three-five sects, four-five sects, and five-five sects belong to a branch!
Of course, there are quite a few people at the helm, at least two thousand swordsmen!
Therefore, under the rule of the leader of the West Five League, there must be at least [-] members, and our beggar gang can't afford it! "

"Hey? How many people are there in your beggar gang?" Ye Xiuwen asked casually.

"Three people." Xiao Chunli pouted.

"Pfft!" Ye Xiuwen burst out laughing, and thought to himself: Three people, are they considered a gang?Even if it's a gang, you don't have the nature of a triad.

"Why are you laughing? If our gang is going to be big, can a cat or a dog come over and bully us?"

"Three people? Let's break up early!"

"Disband? Disband for what? This gang was left by my senior sister's father, and don't look at my younger brother and I, we are the elders of the beggar gang!

How about it?Are you joining our beggar gang?At that time, I will ask my senior sister to give you a hall master, Dangdang! .”

"Hahaha! Hall Master?"

Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud when he heard this, and even threw away all the firewood.

"Why are you laughing? It's good."

"Advantages? What are the benefits? Do you want me to touch your sticky bean buns? No, no, it's better to touch my dog's legs!"

Ye Xiuwen grabbed the dog leg bought with stones.

"Brother? What are you going to do? Do you still want to roast dog legs here? People from five or five families are coming soon?"

"Eh? The sky is big and the earth is big, and eating is the biggest thing. If I don't eat enough, I won't move! Hahaha!"

Ye Xiuwen smiled heartily, took out the lighter, and started to light the fire.

"What a daring weirdo, huh? What is this? When you press it, you get angry?" Xiao Chunli had never seen a lighter before.

"This is called: Thunderbolt Lightning, Meteor Fire!"

"Thunderbolt Dianguang, Meteor Fire? This is really a good name! Brother? Why do I think that you are educated?" Xiao Chunli looked like a nympho again.

"Naturally, I went to elementary school for 12 years and middle school for 15 years. In the end, the principal wanted me to graduate!"

"Amazing my brother? I adore you so much."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +50 in aggressiveness."

Well, Xiao Chunli was completely conquered by Ye Xiuwen. She would believe whatever Ye Xiuwen bragged about.

"Eh? Are you here? Let me find it easily!"

Ye Xiuwen was playing right there, but a voice came out from the forest, and then, a beautiful figure landed in front of Ye Xiuwen and Xiao Chunli.

The first thing Ye Xiuwen saw was a pair of little feet wearing cream-colored cloth-soled shoes.

On the little feet are a pair of wide-mouthed tabi socks with pleated pleats. The skirt is made of white coarse cloth, which is very neat, and extends to a pinched drawstring.

Above the belt is a flat belly, and above the belly are two coconuts.

The pair of coconuts hidden in the same milky vest are very firm, and there is a feeling that they are about to come out.

Ye Xiuwen's mouth became the shape of an 'O', and looking up, there was only the word 'Ya' left.

Because this woman should only exist in the sky, how many times can the world smell it, that kind of beauty seems to be so beautiful that it cannot eat the fireworks of the world.
(End of this chapter)