Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 155 That Cow Flew to the Sky!
Chapter 155 That Cow Flew to the Sky!
Princess Seiya is extremely intelligent and understands the general situation, but when she heard that Ye Liangchen's words were justified, she consulted Ye Xiuwen's opinion and withdrew.
"It's my palace's brusqueness. The Al-Aluqi family is in trouble today. The state affairs are important. Let's start this last assessment!"
Princess Seiya sat next to her father when she was seated, and Al Aluqi whispered a few words with her daughter, and Princess Seiya got up to preside over the game.
"The general who won the martial arts competition yesterday has already been assigned a position, but there will definitely be people who will not accept it, saying why can't a general be the head coach?
So it can be said that today I will give you such an opportunity!Everyone present can participate in this competition! "
"Wow!"
As soon as Princess Seya's words came out, the audience immediately erupted. No one thought that they would be able to participate in this competition.
"Your Highness, what are you talking about? I am skilled at bowing horses, and have the magical skill of piercing Yang with a thousand steps!"
"Your thousand-step piercing Yang, what is it? I have practiced iron head kung fu, how about me? Even the Great Wall can punch a hole!"
"What's the point of making a hole in the Great Wall? I just need to hold my breath and blow to the cows,
Guess what?That cow flew into the sky! .”
"Fuck, you're bragging! Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!."
A few words and a few words, all the big bosses spoke rudely, even making Princess Saiyan laugh.
"Okay everyone, as a commander, martial arts is secondary, the most important thing is to have the wisdom to strategize!
Fighting wars is not reckless, and my Ar-A-Luqi Department is sparsely populated, let alone fighting against the Ming Dynasty, even if we deal with the surrounding feudal lords, we are too weak to wait!
So this time, in the selection of the coach, the key is to be smart and able to fight the tough battle of winning more with less!
The rules of the competition, I set the questions, everyone rush to answer, the one who answers the most questions wins! "
As soon as Princess Seiya said this, the audience fell silent, and no one knew what the princess Seya was going to ask.
But others didn't know, but Ye Xiuwen felt Princess Saiyan's veins. It must be those weird brain teasers again.
Thinking of this, Ye Xiuwen smiled a little, and took out the "Brain Teaser Complete Book" exchanged for the self-study gift package.
"Hey! Use!"
Ye Xiuwen used it lightly, without even consuming the frame, and all the brain teasers in this book were integrated into his memory.
"Mist Grass, more than [-] brain teasers, covering all walks of life! Haha!"
Ye Xiuwen laughed loudly, waiting for Princess Seiya to present a question.And by the way, he also glanced at Ye Liangchen, this kid was discussing something with that Mr. Jia, and secretly handed over a piece of paper.
No need to ask, the paper is naturally a bank note, obviously Ye Liangchen is trying to bribe Mrs. Jia.
"Everyone, please listen to the question and say: In the forest, there is a cobra, but it never bites. Excuse me! Why is this?"
Princess Seiya came up with a question, which attracted Ye Xiuwen's attention, but Ye Xiuwen was not in a hurry to make a move. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win every battle. He wants to see how many decent opponents he has.
"I know, this topic is too simple, this snake is a good snake, so it doesn't bite people! Hahaha! How is it? How is it? Your Royal Highness, did I guess right?"
A strong man with broad shoulders and broad back took the lead, with a confident face.
"wrong!"
Ye Xiuwen shook his head and thought to himself, but at this moment, Princess Seiya also denied it with a smile.
"Eh? What's wrong?"
The big man scratched his head and sat down, while the audience was in chaos.
"That snake, too, I guess, is a good snake, but what's wrong?"
"That's right? If this snake is not a good snake, then why doesn't it bite people?"
"Toothache, this snake is sick, it has a toothache! Huh?"
There was a boy who was very smart and thought of it. He quickly raised his hand and said: "Toothache, that snake is sick, so it doesn't bite people. When it bites people, it hurts so much! Hahaha!"
"Heck, we don't need our princess to answer this, the servant girl can tell you, no!"
The dignified lady came forward, and Princess Seiya shook her head and sat down.
"Tsk tsk! I think you all have a pig's head, let me answer it!"
It was Ye Liangchen who was standing up at this moment. He was shaking the fan in his hand, and he gave Ye Xiuwen a provocative look before replying, "There is no one in the forest, so that snake won't bite people?"
"Congratulations Mr. Ye, you got the answer right!"
The female official announced that Ye Liangchen had won, and everyone suddenly realized that it was right, there was no one in the forest, and this snake would not be able to bite anyone.
"Eh? Tell me, why didn't Mr. Diao say a word?" There was someone who thought of Ye Xiuwen who was crossing his legs.
"That's right? With Mr. Diao's talent, he should have guessed it long ago, but why didn't he say a word?"
Everyone was puzzled, but Ye Xiuwen had his own plan, he had already seen through everything, and sure enough, Mr. Jia had become Ye Liangchen's behind-the-scenes person.
However, Ye Xiuwen also had something he couldn't figure out. How much did Ye Liangchen pay for this person?
1000 taels? 1 taels?And how is this possible?The price paid by Al Aluqi is [-] sheep a year!Even if a sheep costs ten taels of silver, it would cost millions of taels of silver.
"Why, exactly?"
Ye Xiuwen was puzzled, but at this moment, the female officer announced the second question.
"Say: What word does the word 'wood' read with one more stroke?"
"The word 'shift'!"
Before the female officer finished speaking, Ye Xiuwen rushed to answer. He would never give Ye Liangchen a second chance.
"No, no! Your answer is wrong, it should be a word 'he'!"
This time, Ye Liangchen surprisingly didn't discuss with Mr. Jia.
"Yes, Mr. Ye is right, the word '木' has an extra slash, isn't it just a 'he' child?"
"Yes! How could Mr. Diao make such a low-level mistake? Could it be that he was too impatient?"
"It must be, the failure of the first question made Mr. Diao confused, so he got the wrong answer!"
Everyone discussed, but Ye Xiuwen just smiled and didn't answer, just looked at the smiling and dignified female official!
"For the second question, Young Master Diao wins!"
"Wow!."
"How did this happen? Shouldn't it be 'He'? How could it be that Mr. Diao won?"
"That's it? Could it be that there is something shady here?"
"Shadow? Tsk tsk? Could it be Princess Saiyan who fell in love with Mr. Diao and wanted to release the water?"
"It must be, it must be! Hahaha!."
Everyone laughed badly, and all of them fell into Ye Liangchen's ears.
Ye Liangchen was dissatisfied, and questioned: "Did you make a mistake, the word 'wood' has an extra stroke, it is clearly a word 'he', and where did the word 'yi' come from? Please explain it clearly to me." Already!"
(End of this chapter)
Princess Seiya is extremely intelligent and understands the general situation, but when she heard that Ye Liangchen's words were justified, she consulted Ye Xiuwen's opinion and withdrew.
"It's my palace's brusqueness. The Al-Aluqi family is in trouble today. The state affairs are important. Let's start this last assessment!"
Princess Seiya sat next to her father when she was seated, and Al Aluqi whispered a few words with her daughter, and Princess Seiya got up to preside over the game.
"The general who won the martial arts competition yesterday has already been assigned a position, but there will definitely be people who will not accept it, saying why can't a general be the head coach?
So it can be said that today I will give you such an opportunity!Everyone present can participate in this competition! "
"Wow!"
As soon as Princess Seya's words came out, the audience immediately erupted. No one thought that they would be able to participate in this competition.
"Your Highness, what are you talking about? I am skilled at bowing horses, and have the magical skill of piercing Yang with a thousand steps!"
"Your thousand-step piercing Yang, what is it? I have practiced iron head kung fu, how about me? Even the Great Wall can punch a hole!"
"What's the point of making a hole in the Great Wall? I just need to hold my breath and blow to the cows,
Guess what?That cow flew into the sky! .”
"Fuck, you're bragging! Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!."
A few words and a few words, all the big bosses spoke rudely, even making Princess Saiyan laugh.
"Okay everyone, as a commander, martial arts is secondary, the most important thing is to have the wisdom to strategize!
Fighting wars is not reckless, and my Ar-A-Luqi Department is sparsely populated, let alone fighting against the Ming Dynasty, even if we deal with the surrounding feudal lords, we are too weak to wait!
So this time, in the selection of the coach, the key is to be smart and able to fight the tough battle of winning more with less!
The rules of the competition, I set the questions, everyone rush to answer, the one who answers the most questions wins! "
As soon as Princess Seiya said this, the audience fell silent, and no one knew what the princess Seya was going to ask.
But others didn't know, but Ye Xiuwen felt Princess Saiyan's veins. It must be those weird brain teasers again.
Thinking of this, Ye Xiuwen smiled a little, and took out the "Brain Teaser Complete Book" exchanged for the self-study gift package.
"Hey! Use!"
Ye Xiuwen used it lightly, without even consuming the frame, and all the brain teasers in this book were integrated into his memory.
"Mist Grass, more than [-] brain teasers, covering all walks of life! Haha!"
Ye Xiuwen laughed loudly, waiting for Princess Seiya to present a question.And by the way, he also glanced at Ye Liangchen, this kid was discussing something with that Mr. Jia, and secretly handed over a piece of paper.
No need to ask, the paper is naturally a bank note, obviously Ye Liangchen is trying to bribe Mrs. Jia.
"Everyone, please listen to the question and say: In the forest, there is a cobra, but it never bites. Excuse me! Why is this?"
Princess Seiya came up with a question, which attracted Ye Xiuwen's attention, but Ye Xiuwen was not in a hurry to make a move. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win every battle. He wants to see how many decent opponents he has.
"I know, this topic is too simple, this snake is a good snake, so it doesn't bite people! Hahaha! How is it? How is it? Your Royal Highness, did I guess right?"
A strong man with broad shoulders and broad back took the lead, with a confident face.
"wrong!"
Ye Xiuwen shook his head and thought to himself, but at this moment, Princess Seiya also denied it with a smile.
"Eh? What's wrong?"
The big man scratched his head and sat down, while the audience was in chaos.
"That snake, too, I guess, is a good snake, but what's wrong?"
"That's right? If this snake is not a good snake, then why doesn't it bite people?"
"Toothache, this snake is sick, it has a toothache! Huh?"
There was a boy who was very smart and thought of it. He quickly raised his hand and said: "Toothache, that snake is sick, so it doesn't bite people. When it bites people, it hurts so much! Hahaha!"
"Heck, we don't need our princess to answer this, the servant girl can tell you, no!"
The dignified lady came forward, and Princess Seiya shook her head and sat down.
"Tsk tsk! I think you all have a pig's head, let me answer it!"
It was Ye Liangchen who was standing up at this moment. He was shaking the fan in his hand, and he gave Ye Xiuwen a provocative look before replying, "There is no one in the forest, so that snake won't bite people?"
"Congratulations Mr. Ye, you got the answer right!"
The female official announced that Ye Liangchen had won, and everyone suddenly realized that it was right, there was no one in the forest, and this snake would not be able to bite anyone.
"Eh? Tell me, why didn't Mr. Diao say a word?" There was someone who thought of Ye Xiuwen who was crossing his legs.
"That's right? With Mr. Diao's talent, he should have guessed it long ago, but why didn't he say a word?"
Everyone was puzzled, but Ye Xiuwen had his own plan, he had already seen through everything, and sure enough, Mr. Jia had become Ye Liangchen's behind-the-scenes person.
However, Ye Xiuwen also had something he couldn't figure out. How much did Ye Liangchen pay for this person?
1000 taels? 1 taels?And how is this possible?The price paid by Al Aluqi is [-] sheep a year!Even if a sheep costs ten taels of silver, it would cost millions of taels of silver.
"Why, exactly?"
Ye Xiuwen was puzzled, but at this moment, the female officer announced the second question.
"Say: What word does the word 'wood' read with one more stroke?"
"The word 'shift'!"
Before the female officer finished speaking, Ye Xiuwen rushed to answer. He would never give Ye Liangchen a second chance.
"No, no! Your answer is wrong, it should be a word 'he'!"
This time, Ye Liangchen surprisingly didn't discuss with Mr. Jia.
"Yes, Mr. Ye is right, the word '木' has an extra slash, isn't it just a 'he' child?"
"Yes! How could Mr. Diao make such a low-level mistake? Could it be that he was too impatient?"
"It must be, the failure of the first question made Mr. Diao confused, so he got the wrong answer!"
Everyone discussed, but Ye Xiuwen just smiled and didn't answer, just looked at the smiling and dignified female official!
"For the second question, Young Master Diao wins!"
"Wow!."
"How did this happen? Shouldn't it be 'He'? How could it be that Mr. Diao won?"
"That's it? Could it be that there is something shady here?"
"Shadow? Tsk tsk? Could it be Princess Saiyan who fell in love with Mr. Diao and wanted to release the water?"
"It must be, it must be! Hahaha!."
Everyone laughed badly, and all of them fell into Ye Liangchen's ears.
Ye Liangchen was dissatisfied, and questioned: "Did you make a mistake, the word 'wood' has an extra stroke, it is clearly a word 'he', and where did the word 'yi' come from? Please explain it clearly to me." Already!"
(End of this chapter)
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