Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 16 Ouchi Secret Agent, Zero Pig!

"I've been practicing literature and martial arts since I was a child. When I grow up, I think I'm cool! I'm so fucking cool!."

With an unpleasant voice, Ye Xiuwen came out of the alley humming a ditty.

He was holding pastries in his left hand, a basket of fruit in his right hand, and a piece of calico on his shoulder, and he was about to leave.

He is going back to Qingshi Village to find his little bride and get married.

"Brother Dog? Brother Dog?."

Ye Xiuwen was walking when he suddenly heard someone calling him 'Brother Dog'.

Brother Gou is his name in Six Doors, and the voice is very familiar!
"Zero Pig?"

Ye Xiuwen glanced around and heard the cry, as if it came from a water tank in the alley.

He walked over and saw a big fat man weighing more than 300 catties nestled in the tank. It was 'Lingling Pig'.

"Haha! Old pig? Why are you hiding in the tank?"

The one in the vat had only one face left at the moment, his head was raised, his face flushed from holding back.

"Brother Dog, save me, I'm about to die of suffocation."

"I said you kid, what are you doing in the tank if you have nothing to do?"

"Fuck, I just received the news that you have entered the city, so I went down the tunnel to find you, who knows, the hole is so small that I got stuck!"

"Hahaha! I haven't seen you for a few days, are you fat again? Hahaha!"

Ye Xiuwen couldn't stop laughing, he kicked the water tank, the water tank made a buzzing sound, but it didn't break.

"Hahaha! Made of copper, old pig? Are you going to get stuck this time? Hahaha!."

Ye Xiuwen couldn't help laughing, he almost lost the pastries.

"Brother Dog, let's stop laughing? I still have business to do?"

"Okay, okay, just hold on,"

"Crack!"

Ye Xiuwen picked up the sword, and the blade slashed across the copper vat, making the little pig tremble in fright.

"Oh my god, Brother Gou, are you really doing it? Oh? Your realm? Are you in the pulse training period?"

A small slit was cut in the copper vat, and after the Lingling pig opened it, the person jumped out and circled around Ye Xiuwen.

"What's the fuss about? If you have something to say, I have something to do!"

Ye Xiuwen ignored that, and didn't tell Ling Lingzhu about his marriage, otherwise he would go back and tell the emperor that he had nothing to do with his business, so he should marry a young daughter-in-law first, and the little emperor would have to die in anger.

"Brother Dog? Is it really a big deal? The emperor asked me to ask you, how is your master looking for? He can't stand it anymore?" Ling Lingzhu, with a simple and honest face.

"What's the matter? Wei Zhongxian's old dog is forced into the palace? Isn't there still the Eight Sage Kings?"

"Brother Dog, don't mention the Eight Sage Kings. Some vassal king in the northwest has rebelled? That old dog Wei Zhongxian is advising the emperor to ask the Eight Sage Kings to suppress the rebellion? And once the Eight Sage Kings' Jin Yiwei leaves, what will happen?" Doesn't the capital belong to his East Factory?

The emperor is in a hurry!I can't eat for the past two days, so I need you to find someone to escort you quickly! "

"Oh! It's not easy for me to find someone? I went to find my father-in-law, but it turned out that we were unreliable. The old man went back on his word, and his daughter didn't marry me. kill me,"

"Really? Brother Dog? Do you want to find some brothers and kill him? Take your wife back?"

"Get lost! Who else in the six doors do you think has this ability? Can kill the leader of the Eastern Three Alliance?"

Ye Xiuwen asked back, but Ling Lingzhu looked embarrassed, and said with a sad face for a while: "Yes! The master of the six doors is either dead or missing, and we are the only ones left. What should we do? ? Brother Dog? What do you think we should do?"

"Don't worry, I'll look for my father's other two friends, there are more! Let me tell you a good thing, the PY mansion was taken over by me, you go back and tell the emperor, he will be able to fill another imperial army soon ,."

"A good thing? Brother Dog? This relationship is good, by the way, 'Brother Monkey' has gone to the northwest, and he hasn't come back yet? I'm still a little worried!"

"Okay, brother monkey is the best among us, don't worry about him, you go back and tell the emperor, let him relax, I will go back after half a month at least, or a month at most.

You tell him, don't worry, there are still the soldiers and horses of the Eight Sage Kings, don't move, if they move, the capital will be lost! "

Ye Xiuwen felt that he couldn't finish his mind, and he had to take care of all the shit.

"That's all right, brother dog, I'll go back, hurry up too, the capital is really going to be overwhelmed."

"I see!"

Ye Xiuwen waved his hands, Linglingzhu looked left and right at no one, squeezed his cloak with both hands, and disappeared into the alley.

"What the hell, this thing? It's on me again,"

Ye Xiuwen grinned, but he had already happily left the city, don't talk nonsense, get married first, and then go to his father's other two friends to help.

As long as one of these two people makes a move, they will surely be able to stabilize the situation in the capital.At least it made Wei Zhongxian fearful.

"Hmph! Just do it like this, the sky is falling, and someone tall will hold it up!. I have been practicing literature and martial arts since I was a child, and when I grow up, I think I am cool! I am so fucking cool!"

The hoarse song resounded across the field. As a result, the chickadee shook its head when it heard it, the little tree hiccupped when it heard it, and the beast in the mountain vomited straight away.

"It's terrible to be uneducated. This is art. Do you understand art?"

"Oh my God!"

A colorful tiger just poked its head out of the hill, and when it heard Ye Xiuwen's words, it rammed its head to death.

Ye Xiuwen didn't care about that, he continued to walk forward, and he walked very fast, and he reached Qingshi Village in sight.

"rustle!."

Ye Xiuwen didn't take the main road, but a small path in the forest, and as a result, there was a rustling sound in the bushes.

He thought it might be some kind of beast, which happened just in time, he bought pastries, fruit, and a piece of cloth, and when he walked halfway, he realized that there were only three gifts, which was wrong, but when he went back, it was a bit Far.So he was thinking about getting something else, when he heard a voice in the woods.

"Tiger? Wolf? Leopard? Bear?"

Ye Xiuwen guessed there, but in the end a little fat man popped out.

This little fat man, whom Ye Xiuwen knew, was the one who was running around the village when the officers and soldiers came.

"Haha! Little Fatty,"

"Jin, the hero in gold? Wow!"

Ye Xiuwen was laughing, but the little fat man cried when he saw Ye Xiuwen. There was something wrong.

Ye Xiuwen's good mood was gone, so he moved closer, helped the little fat man, wiped his face, and said, "What's the matter, little fat man? What happened?"

"Village, village, village,."

"What are you talking about? Tell me?" Ye Xiuwen was anxious.

"Village, something happened in the village, come on, come on,"

"Special!"

Ye Xiuwen, before he finished listening, he lost everything in his hands, and he strode out, heading straight for Qingshi Village! .
(End of this chapter)