Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 18 Dare to laugh Huang Chao is not a husband!
"Good guy!."

Ye Xiuwen spent 200 coins and directly exchanged for a handful of 'Flying Fire Meteor'.

This thing is also called a hidden weapon, which is simply too cool.In fact, it is the past firearms.

There are such things in the Ming Dynasty, but they are all long-handled ones. Gunpowder is often used to poke them into the barrel of the gun, and what is shot out is iron sand.

Ye Xiuwen's flying fire meteor is similar to a firecracker, but it looks like a dragon's head. It is only a little over a foot long and can fire fifty bullets in a row.

The bullets ran out, and the system retracted the flying fire meteor.If you want to use it, continue to use the forced exchange.

"What the hell, why didn't I know this thing? 200 points, it's absolutely worth it, and it can kill a martial artist in the Qi training period in seconds!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the exchange of 'Flying Fire Meteor' was successful, and I got the soul of the weapon*3."

"Fuck, there's also a gift of a weapon soul, grandma's, it's so cool."

"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host's Jing Wuming costume is about to expire. Would you like to renew the fee for 20 more?"

"No! Find the image of a big bandit for me, as long as you stop there, the little bandit will kneel down and call you daddy, and the first thing is to be cheap, and the second thing is to be able to pretend,"

"Ding dong! Please host, don't always have some problems, make things difficult for the system."

"Get out, don't be naughty, hurry up!"

"Ding dong! System search, Song Jiang: People in the Jianghu are called "Timely Rain", also known as "Hu Baoyi". Because of his black face and short body, people call him "Black Song Jiang"; Call him "Xiaoyi Black Saburo", "

"No, this lord can only cry, how can you pretend to be coercive?" Ye Xiuwen rebuffed straight away, but then he said with a flash of inspiration: "Is there a 'yellow nest', the sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand? Do you understand?"

"Ding dong! System search, dress up attribute character 'Huangchao': Caozhou wrong sentence man. His father's surname is Zhou, his name is Zongdan, and he was a salt merchant. When the nest was young, he accumulated wealth and gathered people. He likes to gamble. , Coarse Cloth: Affinity +30%, Leader +30%, Competence +3. Weapons: None. Martial Skills: Vajra Palm, Soul Fighting*3, Set Attributes: Damage Rebound +10%,..."

"Haha! Fuck, it bounces back with damage, it's awesome,"

Ye Xiuwen finally had a good time. He spent 30 points to exchange for the Huangchao outfit. Now that he puts on this outfit, he looks amazing. Even if Ye Xiuwen takes a look at himself, he has the urge to worship.

"almost!"

Ye Xiuwen straightened his clothes, and walked towards Hong Shanxiong's cottage in a swaggering manner.

"Huh? Who is that?."

Ye Xiuwen's attire really worked. The little bandit didn't shout at Ye Xiuwen when he saw Ye Xiuwen approaching, but looked around as if he saw a saint.

"This man, is he really amazing? Just every movement of his hand, every movement of his foot, has the temperament of the owner of the cottage,"

"Yes! Yes! I have never seen such a stalwart body!"

"Who is this person? Is it a saint sent by the heavens to save us?"

"It must be, this person must be the one who leads us to the bright road!"

"What the hell, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and open the gate to welcome him?"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be invisible, and you got +23 in force,..."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be invisible, and you got +33 in force,..."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be invisible, and you got +28 in force,..."

As soon as Ye Xiuwen showed his face, his rank soared by more than 100, and a group of little bandits even opened the gate of the village and knelt down on the ground.

"The sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand! The year is Jiawu, and the world will be blessed!"

"Good! Good!"

"Ah! Holy Monarch! Please save us!"

"Sage, please save us now?"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be invisible, and you got +53 in force,..."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be invisible, and you got +43 in force,..."

Ye Xiuwen forced the standard to rise again, just because he read two lines of anti-poetry.

"Okay! Okay! If you are under my account, you are all my sons, and I will definitely love you like a father!"

"Thank you! Holy Father!."

Ye Xiuwen's compulsion has improved again. Originally, when he accepted his son, he just called him father twice.And now called the Holy Father!This is so cool!

Ye Xiuwen wanted to laugh, but he held back and strode towards the village. No one dared to stop him. The little bandit was immediately overwhelmed by his aura, and some even wanted to shout three times, "Long live the Holy Father."

"what happened?"

Hong Shanxiong was drinking in the Juyi Hall to celebrate his own birthday, but he didn't want to hear the noise outside, he suddenly felt flustered.

"Brother? Could it be, boys, what program are you rehearsing?"

The person who spoke was a thin man, who was as thin as skin and bones.But people have kung fu, and there is also a number one in the world, known as the "iron-armed prodigy"-Xiao Burang.

"Yes, brother, maybe that brat drank too much?"

Xiao refused to face him, and also stood up as a big man.But I saw this big man, over two meters tall, with a beard that fell from the sideburns, with a palm wide to protect his heart hair, and he was naked, clasping his hands at Hongshan Xiong.

The three-headed Jiao wine cup was still there, and they clasped their fists to Hong Shanxiong who was sitting on top of them.

But at this moment, looking at this Hongshan bear again, it is even more remarkable. This man is nearly three meters tall, and his body is strong. Only his palm is spread out, which is really similar to a cattail fan.

If ordinary people fall into his hands, they will die as soon as they are squeezed.

"Holy Father is coming!"

Just when Hong Shanxiong was suspicious, and when Xiao Burang and Three-headed Jiao cleared up his doubts, someone outside the door had already come in, it was Hong Shanxiong's subordinates,

But at the moment when these people entered the door, they ignored Hong Shanxiong, Xiao Burang, and Three-headed Jiao, but stood on both sides and let the door out.

The golden glow dazzled the eyes, the Buddha's radiance was ten thousand, and Hong Shanxiong almost rolled off his seat.

Xindao: What's the situation?Could it be that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has come?

No, the person who walked in was not Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, but a young man with a beardless complexion and very ordinary clothes, but it gave him an urge to kneel down.

"Brother? Who is this person?"

"That's right? Brother, who is this?."

At this moment, after all, they were all masters of Qi training, but when they saw Ye Xiuwen coming in, although a feeling of admiration spontaneously arose, the three of them resisted, gathered together, and looked down! .
(End of this chapter)