Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 187 You Killed Lao Yang!
"Okay, let's not talk about nonsense, let's talk about business!"

Ye Xiuwen put the chatter aside, got up and straightened his body, and then said: "I was born in troubled times, although I, Ye Xiuwen, am not a great hero, but, "

"Snapped!"

"Don't listen!" Jin Xiangyu slapped the table.

"Wucao, you have to let me finish the opening sentence, right? Otherwise, how can I pretend to be forceful?"

"You pretend to be an ass, hurry up, and have a baby with my old lady, otherwise the things the monkey puts in my place will not be discussed!" Jin Xiangyu didn't buy it at all, what she wanted was a child, not some bullshit hero.

"Hey, this woman, I'm so impatient. It's true that she is a woman at thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, tsk tsk!" Ye Xiuwen muttered softly.

"What are you talking about?" Jin Xiangyu's eyes were sharp.

"No, I didn't say anything, I was talking? I searched for him thousands of times in my dream, but when I looked back, I found a panacea for you!"

Ye Xiuwen slapped a box of medicine on the table, but the gold inlaid jade didn't even look at it.

"I want a child, it's a child, can you give me some medicine?"

Jin Xiangyu sneaked into Ye Xiuwen's arms coquettishly, and began to tear Ye Xiuwen's belt.

"Yes! This medicine is useless to you, but it has a magical effect on Brother Yinhe?"

With Ye Xiuwen's words, Jin Xiangyu tied his belt again, glanced at the box of medicine solemnly, and couldn't help but hold it in his hand.

"What's written on it?"

"Persian!" Ye Xiuwen replied shallowly.

"Fart, Persian, my mother has seen it?"

"It's Persian," Ye Xiuwen added, and there was nothing to say about the gold inlaid jade.

"Candle? What kind of medicine is this? Can it make a man's penis grow back?"

"Almost? After taking this medicine, not to mention shrinking the yang into the abdomen, even if the yang shrinks into the chest, it can get him out again!"

"Great!"

Jin Xiangyu hugged Ye Xiuwen and kissed, but after kissing, she suddenly felt that something was wrong, she threw the medicine on the table and said, "Dead Candle? You didn't take a box of fake medicine to lie to me, did you?"

"Hey? You're really sharp. Take this medicine and try it on a pig, wouldn't it be enough?"

Ye Xiuwen came up with a good idea, Jin Xiangyu took the medicine and opened the back window, but instead of finding a pig, he found an old sheep.

That old sheep looks like it will be more than ten years old, it is definitely an old sheep, and it has lost more than ten teeth.

The gold inlaid jade took out twenty pieces and stuffed them all into the mouth of the old goat, and then flew back with a touch of both feet.

Old Yang Yang, nothing changed, so Jin Xiangyu pulled Ye Xiuwen and said, "Candle? How long will it take for your medicine to take effect?"

"I haven't eaten it, maybe five or six minutes!" Ye Xiuwen replied quickly.

"You? You haven't taken it yet? You know this medicine is effective?" Jin Xiangyu nodded Ye Xiuwen's nose.

"Nonsense! I don't have a woman, why eat this thing? Besides, I don't need it!"

"Cut! You can't, you're still a baby, right?" Jin Xiangyu grinned, sneered, and looked down upon Ye Xiuwen with a look of contempt.

"Okay? I won't give you the medicine of Lao Tzu! Let's do it now, let you see, see, Lao Tzu's glory!"

Ye Xiuwen became angry on the spot, and he wanted to take off his clothes.

"Hey! Hey! Come and see, there is a reaction!"

Jin Xiangyu grabbed Ye Xiuwen, who was stripped of his shirt, and the two of them lay at the window to watch.

But seeing that the old sheep was really vigorous, he was a little unconfident at first. He found a young and beautiful ewe, but he didn't dare to do it, and turned around there for ten times.

But at the end, he couldn't bear it any longer, straightened his body, and directly pushed the little ewe out of the sheepfold.

"Fog grass!"

This time, even Ye Xiuwen was not calm anymore, he felt that this was simply too violent, and he just flew away.

"No? How much did you feed it?" Ye Xiuwen was completely deceived.

"Only twenty pieces!"

"puff!"

As soon as Ye Xiuwen covered his mouth, he fell to the ground.

"Candles? Candles? What's the matter with you?"

"What? You killed the old sheep!"

Ye Xiuwen really felt that he had sinned too much. He wanted to record this most precious moment, and even wanted to exchange it for a camera to record Lao Yang's last glory.

But the system said that at Ye Xiuwen's current level, he could not exchange for electronic items.Therefore, he can only use his own eyes to record.

But seeing that the old sheep had already gone mad, and bleating, the ewes screamed one by one, even the young rams. It lasted for a full two hours, and then climbed over the fence. Ran!
"Fog grass!"

Ye Xiuwen's whole body was decadent, his eyes were staring blankly, and the eyes of the gold-encrusted jade shone even more.

"Candle, you are so kind, you actually found such a miracle medicine!"

Jin Xiangyu wanted to kiss Ye Xiuwen violently again, but Ye Xiuwen waved his hand and said, "Stop teasing me, I can't help it!"

"Heck! How about I trick that Li Yishuang girl over?"

"Can you be a little more serious? It's not that I said you, in addition to the little pursuit on the couch, you always have something else in life, but yes, you can call her up, but I'm afraid that people won't agree?" Ye Xiuwen was worried, and very worried.

"I can prescribe medicine for you!"

Jin Xiangyu showed a cruel expression in vain, and even surprised Ye Xiuwen.

So at this moment, all anger was gone.And Ye Xiuwen also remembered that Jin Xiangyu originally opened a black shop, if he said turn his face, he turned his face, he should do the business first!
"Bring it?"

Ye Xiuwen stretched out his hand, and in the end, the gold inlaid jade also stretched out his hand.

"What?" Ye Xiuwen asked, thinking that this woman had changed her mind!
"Medicine! That box, I gave the old sheep to eat, hehe!"

As expected, Jin Xiangyu changed his face very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he started smiling at Ye Xiuwen again.

Ye Xiuwen had no choice but to spend a little bit of money to exchange for a cardboard box of Viagra, and almost swallowed the gold inlaid jade with excitement.

"Candle?"

"Don't leave the candles first, where is the thing I want?"

"It's here!"

Jin Xiangyu grabbed the pillow on the bed and tore it off, revealing a floral cloth package.

"You just put it here?" Ye Xiuwen was speechless. If he had known earlier, he would have put it here, so he wouldn't have to make such a big effort.

"Why? Don't you know? This is called darkness under the lamp. The more things are in front of your eyes, the less you can see them!

Well, this thing is for you, this bag belongs to my mother! "

Jin Xiangyu tossed the package to Ye Xiuwen, but found another furoshiki to pack the Viagra cardboard box, carried it on her back, and ran to the back window.

"Hello? Are you leaving now?" Ye Xiuwen asked casually.

"Yes! Please tell those boys, just say that my mother has been away for a few days, at most three or two years, at least seventeen or eight years, it doesn't matter!"

"puff!."

(End of this chapter)