Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 213 What exactly is a nose?
Chapter 213 What exactly is a nose?
Wei Zhongxian exploded, but Ye Xiuwen didn't believe that this old monster died so easily.
And as expected, when a gust of black wind blows by, a sharp blade stabs out from within the evil wind!
This sword is extremely sharp, I am afraid that if Ye Xiuwen did not have those god-level see-through eyes, he would never have noticed the trajectory of this sword technique.
"Shh!"
It was too late to say it, but in a flash, the sharp blade hung around Ye Xiuwen's neck.
Ye Xiuwen turned his head and dodged, but he didn't want Wei Zhongxian, but he stabbed more than [-] swords in a row, and the sword did not leave Ye Xiuwen's vital point.
"Eh? You monkey hides pretty fast?"
"Eh? Our family let you hide?"
"Eh? Do you still dare to hide?"
Wei Zhongxian was stabbing there with a broken sword, and his mouth was still broken, as if he would not give up until he stabbed Ye Xiuwen to death.
"hey-hey!"
"Zheng!."
Ye Xiuwen had played enough, Ruyi swung Wei Zhongxian's long sword away with a flick of the golden cudgel, and a ball of flame burst out immediately.
The flames exploded, burning that old Wei Zhongxian's white hair into curls.
"What a monkey, set fire or mine, our family wants your life today!"
Wei Zhongxian was furious, he twisted his eyes, and there was a change again, with the help of the vitality in his body, he activated the fighting spirit, it turned out to be an old cow!
The old cow's hair was scorched black all over, and he was holding a three-pronged steel fork, very tyrannical!
"Nimma? Bull Demon King?"
Ye Xiuwen laughed when he saw it, and felt that this martial artist in the Dou Zong period was so awesome that he could even transform into a Bull Demon King.
"boom!."
The Bull Demon King was extremely powerful, but when he fell to the ground, a hurricane was set off immediately, and all the factory guards and soldiers from five provinces within a radius of [-] zhang were blown away.
"Ouch!"
Thousands of people flew out in an instant, and countless people fell to their deaths!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, upgrade the current level, the climate change period is 13/32,."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, upgrade the current level, the climate change period is 14/32,."
"Hahaha!."
Ye Xiuwen also landed on the ground, but his two hands couldn't reach the same point, because his realm was still rising, and it was the monkey hair he blew out that was desperately gaining experience for him.
This is simply too cool, Ye Xiuwen's realm has risen by more than three levels in a short while.
The power surged out again, and Ye Xiuwen's confidence also doubled. He pointed at Wei Zhongxian with the golden cudgel in his hand and said, "Are you a pig?"
"What? You don't even know the Bull Demon King, you monkey, how ridiculous!"
Wei Zhongxian laughed out loud, as if his breath was full of ridicule.
"In that case, my old grandson asks you a question!"
Ye Xiuwen said solemnly in vain, and those who were still fighting stopped fighting and all retreated to the sides.
At this time, there were less than 2 people left in Dongchang, and among them, there were countless injured.
The soldiers and horses of the five provinces also lost tens of thousands, but at this time there were still more than 20 people, and all the guards of the East Factory were surrounded in the middle.
At this moment, everyone stopped, counting the two people in the watching field, what exactly do they want to do.
Ye Xiuwen shook his Ruyi golden cudgel again and again, while Wei Zhongxian, who had transformed into the Bull Demon King, seemed to be in deep thought.
He felt that there must be something wrong with Ye Xiuwen's words, but he didn't know where the problem was!
"Hmph! If you want to ask, just ask, don't be long-winded. Our family is well-informed and has read thousands of volumes. Is there any reason why we don't know?"
Wei Zhongxian, he just blows it up to the point that even Ye Xiuwen wants to go up and smack him, so I'm the main character, okay?You stole Lao Tzu's protagonist aura!
"Hey! You old boy, listen up, and all the people present are witnesses!"
Ye Xiuwen drew a circle to include everyone.
"Monkey? Don't come here, tell me what you have! As far as our family's IQ is concerned, it is two catties more than that!"
Love Wei Zhongxian, before entering the palace, his surname was Fan.
"Okay, then I will ask you a question that a 3-year-old child can answer."
"Stop doing this, you are capable, you are 4 years old!"
Wei Zhongxian was very proud.Heartfelt: How is it?You ask a three-year-old question, and I will give you a full four-year-old question, which fully beats you by one year old.
"A four-year-old is okay?"
"Hahaha!."
Ye Xiuwen asked back, but all the onlookers burst out laughing.
"What's so funny? Our family beat him by a full year!"
Wei Zhongxian hadn't reacted yet, and the result was another burst of laughter.
"Eh? Look at our father, he got Wei Zhongxian in with just a few words?"
"Exactly, what should I say, he is the father?"
"Our father is really good. Not only does he not lose to Wei Zhongxian in martial arts, but he also beats that old dog in IQ?"
"It's more than that? Guess, my father, what are you going to say next?"
"I can't guess it! With our father's IQ, we can only look up!"
"Come on! Let's go together?"
"Father, please accept my child's worship. The child's admiration for you is like a surging river, endless!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +100 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +100 force."
"Ding Dong,"
"puff!."
Ye Xiuwen's character rose sharply there, while Wei Zhongxian vomited blood and died.
Heart Road: Nima?Do you guys have any dignity left?Is there any more Supreme?They all call me daddy, so why don't they all call me?
"Hahaha!."
Wei Zhongxian cursed in his heart, but Ye Xiuwen laughed so hard that he couldn't clap his hands together.
"Hey? You monkey, if you want to ask, ask quickly, don't waste our family's time, and if you are afraid, you will kowtow on your knees and beg for mercy!"
Wei Zhongxian's complexion was not good-looking, his face turned red and green for a while, just like a purple eggplant.
But Ye Xiuwen stopped laughing, and shouted: "Wei Zhongxian, then my old grandson asked you, you said you are the bull devil king, so why did you have a pig's nose?"
"Hahaha! You Poor Monkey must have lost your brain. Our family is a cow nose, how can it be a pig nose?"
"Okay, then Wei Zhongxian? What kind of nose does my old grandson have?"
Ye Xiuwen pointed to his nose, but Wei Zhongxian smiled even more happily, and stroked his stomach again and again: "You think our family is stupid? Of course you have a monkey nose!"
(End of this chapter)
Wei Zhongxian exploded, but Ye Xiuwen didn't believe that this old monster died so easily.
And as expected, when a gust of black wind blows by, a sharp blade stabs out from within the evil wind!
This sword is extremely sharp, I am afraid that if Ye Xiuwen did not have those god-level see-through eyes, he would never have noticed the trajectory of this sword technique.
"Shh!"
It was too late to say it, but in a flash, the sharp blade hung around Ye Xiuwen's neck.
Ye Xiuwen turned his head and dodged, but he didn't want Wei Zhongxian, but he stabbed more than [-] swords in a row, and the sword did not leave Ye Xiuwen's vital point.
"Eh? You monkey hides pretty fast?"
"Eh? Our family let you hide?"
"Eh? Do you still dare to hide?"
Wei Zhongxian was stabbing there with a broken sword, and his mouth was still broken, as if he would not give up until he stabbed Ye Xiuwen to death.
"hey-hey!"
"Zheng!."
Ye Xiuwen had played enough, Ruyi swung Wei Zhongxian's long sword away with a flick of the golden cudgel, and a ball of flame burst out immediately.
The flames exploded, burning that old Wei Zhongxian's white hair into curls.
"What a monkey, set fire or mine, our family wants your life today!"
Wei Zhongxian was furious, he twisted his eyes, and there was a change again, with the help of the vitality in his body, he activated the fighting spirit, it turned out to be an old cow!
The old cow's hair was scorched black all over, and he was holding a three-pronged steel fork, very tyrannical!
"Nimma? Bull Demon King?"
Ye Xiuwen laughed when he saw it, and felt that this martial artist in the Dou Zong period was so awesome that he could even transform into a Bull Demon King.
"boom!."
The Bull Demon King was extremely powerful, but when he fell to the ground, a hurricane was set off immediately, and all the factory guards and soldiers from five provinces within a radius of [-] zhang were blown away.
"Ouch!"
Thousands of people flew out in an instant, and countless people fell to their deaths!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, upgrade the current level, the climate change period is 13/32,."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, upgrade the current level, the climate change period is 14/32,."
"Hahaha!."
Ye Xiuwen also landed on the ground, but his two hands couldn't reach the same point, because his realm was still rising, and it was the monkey hair he blew out that was desperately gaining experience for him.
This is simply too cool, Ye Xiuwen's realm has risen by more than three levels in a short while.
The power surged out again, and Ye Xiuwen's confidence also doubled. He pointed at Wei Zhongxian with the golden cudgel in his hand and said, "Are you a pig?"
"What? You don't even know the Bull Demon King, you monkey, how ridiculous!"
Wei Zhongxian laughed out loud, as if his breath was full of ridicule.
"In that case, my old grandson asks you a question!"
Ye Xiuwen said solemnly in vain, and those who were still fighting stopped fighting and all retreated to the sides.
At this time, there were less than 2 people left in Dongchang, and among them, there were countless injured.
The soldiers and horses of the five provinces also lost tens of thousands, but at this time there were still more than 20 people, and all the guards of the East Factory were surrounded in the middle.
At this moment, everyone stopped, counting the two people in the watching field, what exactly do they want to do.
Ye Xiuwen shook his Ruyi golden cudgel again and again, while Wei Zhongxian, who had transformed into the Bull Demon King, seemed to be in deep thought.
He felt that there must be something wrong with Ye Xiuwen's words, but he didn't know where the problem was!
"Hmph! If you want to ask, just ask, don't be long-winded. Our family is well-informed and has read thousands of volumes. Is there any reason why we don't know?"
Wei Zhongxian, he just blows it up to the point that even Ye Xiuwen wants to go up and smack him, so I'm the main character, okay?You stole Lao Tzu's protagonist aura!
"Hey! You old boy, listen up, and all the people present are witnesses!"
Ye Xiuwen drew a circle to include everyone.
"Monkey? Don't come here, tell me what you have! As far as our family's IQ is concerned, it is two catties more than that!"
Love Wei Zhongxian, before entering the palace, his surname was Fan.
"Okay, then I will ask you a question that a 3-year-old child can answer."
"Stop doing this, you are capable, you are 4 years old!"
Wei Zhongxian was very proud.Heartfelt: How is it?You ask a three-year-old question, and I will give you a full four-year-old question, which fully beats you by one year old.
"A four-year-old is okay?"
"Hahaha!."
Ye Xiuwen asked back, but all the onlookers burst out laughing.
"What's so funny? Our family beat him by a full year!"
Wei Zhongxian hadn't reacted yet, and the result was another burst of laughter.
"Eh? Look at our father, he got Wei Zhongxian in with just a few words?"
"Exactly, what should I say, he is the father?"
"Our father is really good. Not only does he not lose to Wei Zhongxian in martial arts, but he also beats that old dog in IQ?"
"It's more than that? Guess, my father, what are you going to say next?"
"I can't guess it! With our father's IQ, we can only look up!"
"Come on! Let's go together?"
"Father, please accept my child's worship. The child's admiration for you is like a surging river, endless!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +100 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +100 force."
"Ding Dong,"
"puff!."
Ye Xiuwen's character rose sharply there, while Wei Zhongxian vomited blood and died.
Heart Road: Nima?Do you guys have any dignity left?Is there any more Supreme?They all call me daddy, so why don't they all call me?
"Hahaha!."
Wei Zhongxian cursed in his heart, but Ye Xiuwen laughed so hard that he couldn't clap his hands together.
"Hey? You monkey, if you want to ask, ask quickly, don't waste our family's time, and if you are afraid, you will kowtow on your knees and beg for mercy!"
Wei Zhongxian's complexion was not good-looking, his face turned red and green for a while, just like a purple eggplant.
But Ye Xiuwen stopped laughing, and shouted: "Wei Zhongxian, then my old grandson asked you, you said you are the bull devil king, so why did you have a pig's nose?"
"Hahaha! You Poor Monkey must have lost your brain. Our family is a cow nose, how can it be a pig nose?"
"Okay, then Wei Zhongxian? What kind of nose does my old grandson have?"
Ye Xiuwen pointed to his nose, but Wei Zhongxian smiled even more happily, and stroked his stomach again and again: "You think our family is stupid? Of course you have a monkey nose!"
(End of this chapter)
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