Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 216 I want to go to heaven!
"Where are you going?" Zhu Ning looked at Ye Xiuwen affectionately.

"You know, I'm a fairy!" Ye Xiuwen said absently while lowering his head and stroking his monkey hair.

"You, didn't you offend the high-level and be sent down?"

Zhu Ning still remembered what Ye Xiuwen said a long time ago.And this matter, even Ye Xiuwen himself forgot.

"Hey, being an immortal is like being a human being. If you have great abilities, even if the higher-ups don't want to see you, they will always think of you!
This is escorting Tang Monk to learn scriptures, but I can't do it without me, "

"Isn't that right? Didn't you say it last time, did you get all the scriptures back? You were also conferred the title of Fighting and Conquering Buddha?"

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen vomited out a mouthful of old blood, thinking that this girl with a strong memory was not easy to deceive.

"Yes, last time, I came back from learning the scriptures, but I got it from the Hinayana Buddhism, which has gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.

And this time, it's Mahayana Buddhism, which has gone through thousands of generations, so even my grandson doesn't know if I can come back this time. Well, I'm leaving! .”

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen was about to burst out laughing, because he really couldn't make it up anymore, if he stayed any longer, he would have to laugh.

"Wait, if you leave like this, I will be sad!" Zhu Ning's tears rolled in the circles of his eyes.

"In that case, I shouldn't have come!" Ye Xiuwen stopped silently.

"But you're already here."

"Is it okay to leave some memories?" Ye Xiuwen turned sideways and turned his head, with an innocent expression on his face.

"I don't want memories! If you want, keep your people!" Zhu Ning pursed his lips with a firm expression.

"In that case, you only get my body, but not my soul. I have converted to my Buddha, and I will never love again! Let me go!"

Ye Xiuwen turned around and turned his back to Zhu Ning, to see if Zhu Ning could remember all the lines.

"Okay! I can let you go, but before you leave, you have to kiss me!"

"Kiss her! Kiss her!"

The crowd of onlookers began to yell, talking about the lines of Journey to the West properly.

"Yu? What's the next line?"

Ye Xiuwen forgot his words and asked the system.

"Ding dong! The system prompts that the script has been borrowed by the host!"

"Mist Grass! Hahaha!"

Ye Xiuwen felt that a system was a dick, and the script was borrowed.

Ye Xiuwen glanced at it, the following plot should be like this.

Man: I am also a Western samurai, if you ask me to kiss, I will kiss, then my image will be ruined!
Woman: You are lying!You dare not kiss me because you still like me.I tell you, if you reject me this time, you will regret it for the rest of your life!
Man: I regret that I won't even kiss!It can only be blamed for meeting each other late, and creating tricks!

(The desolate look in the woman's eyes made Wukong's heart ache. He blew a gust of sand to captivate everyone's eyes, and took the opportunity to fly into the man's body.)
(The man suddenly trembled all over, raised his head, threw the sword in his arms, strode over, hugged the woman in his arms and kissed deeply.)
"No, no, this is totally wrong. I am Monkey King now? How can there be a Monkey King possessed?"

Ye Xiuwen yelled that the script was wrong, turned around and had a lip-to-mouth match with Zhu Ning!

"Huh?"

A passionate kiss can last up to three hours, and tens of thousands of people in the audience exclaimed together.

"As expected of a father? You can kiss for such a long time, and the sun was shining brightly before! But now, the sun is already setting!"

"Of course, I really admire our father's lung capacity. If he were an ordinary person, he would have been suffocated long ago, right?"

"That's right, that's right, our father, that's no ordinary person, that's fighting against Buddha, even Wei Zhongxian, the number one expert in the Ming Dynasty, died in our father's hands!"

"Brothers, what are we waiting for? Let's go together?"

"Father, please accept my child's worship. The child's admiration for you is like the surging river, which stretches endlessly."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +50 in aggressiveness."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +50 in aggressiveness."

Ye Xiuwen finally waited, and the pressure rose again. Seeing that Zhu Ning's cheeks were flushed, as if he was about to suffocate, he withdrew his hot lips.

"Now, are you satisfied? I am a fairy, and I am a fairy, so I should do what a fairy should do. My grandson, go too!"

Ye Xiuwen had finished pretending, and took advantage of it. As soon as he lifted his feet, he left, and left an unforgettable memory for Zhu Ning.He felt that the script should be written like this.

"Brother Monkey?"

Sure enough, Zhu Ning's call was completely tricked.

Ye Xiuwen took a sip of water in his mouth and sprayed it fiercely, and then a few mist fell from the air and stained Zhu Ning's face.

Zhu Ning believed it was true, and tears couldn't stop streaming down his face. As a result, Ye Xiuwen started to crit again with 500 crit points.

"Hey! Sister Zhu Ning, brother is not cruel, if you stay here again, there will be a lot of troubles, right?

You are going to marry me, that's for sure, I still have to be a son-in-law, and your father will give me a lot of gold and silver for me to squander.

And when you are over 20 years old, you will persuade me, Xianggong: You should take a concubine, otherwise these high-ranking officials in the palace will say that I am not a good woman!

Alas, these things are bothering my grandson just thinking about them! .”

"Shua!."

Ye Xiuwen stepped on the sun and disappeared into the sky, leaving alone Zhu Ning who was crying like a tearful person.

"Boom!"

Just as Ye Xiuwen's body disappeared, the chains on Zhu Ning's body were untied by himself.

She knew that it must have been done by her monkey brother.

Her monkey brother has always had himself in his heart, otherwise, how could he travel thousands of miles to save himself?
"Brother Monkey loves me, she loves me, he must have his own reasons!
Yes, he must have difficulties, he is fighting for the common people!
Didn't he say that he wants to learn Mahayana Buddhism?Didn't he say that he was going to go through a thousand worlds of love and calamity?Didn't he say that he might not be able to come back this time?

Brother Monkey! .”

Zhu Ning was completely moved by Ye Xiuwen's shameless story, but after calling out, Ye Xiuwen fell from the sky in joy.

Because this time, with his aggressiveness, he directly hit 1000 critical points!
"Eh? Right? My grandson, I really can't leave just like that."

Suddenly, Ye Xiuwen thought of another matter, and this matter was very important.

(End of this chapter)