Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 249 This person is so powerful that he actually thought of poisoning his shit!
There were about 880 people in the forward battalion, but under the mobilization of the minions, there were less than [-] people, holding their noses and trembling forward.

After less than fifty steps forward, the stench was suffocating, and the blue mist drifted away like streaks of smoke.

"Uh! Uh!."

Some people had already developed symptoms of retching because of the stench, and several people walked more and more slowly, even planning to back down.

"Ah! This shit is so delicious,"

Suddenly, Heiwuchang yelled loudly, and turned his head to flick his thick long hair, very elegant.

The light yellow soup dripped down a beard, flowing down the mouth.

"Uh!."

On the spot, he vomited one, and this immediately caused Hei Wuchang's dissatisfaction?
"You idiots, don't you know the deliciousness of this shit? Come and taste it, this master's craftsmanship!"

Hei Wuchang yelled loudly, and no one dared to disobey, because this ancestor, like Zhang Fei, slaughtered people with his eyes, and didn't even say a word of nonsense, he was completely a gangster.

In desperation, more than seventy people ran over together, squeezed their noses, and stuffed them into their mouths.

Tears will flow down now, they are all tears of grievance, chewing hard,
"Eh?"

After swallowing a mouthful of 'shit', more than seventy people, at the same time, their eyes lit up, and they were stunned.

"Tsk tsk! This shit is so delicious."

"Yeah, I thought it was just ordinary shit, but now it seems that it is still a matter of cooking method, and if shit can be cooked so delicious, then why do I still have to eat?"

"Yeah, we eat-shit,"

"Yes, we eat-shit,"

Seventy or so people went crazy in an instant, and started grabbing shit to eat, but this time, Hei Wuchang realized that he had been fooled, and he shouldn't let them eat it!

"Don't compete with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the right protector."

"Guardian right, are you paralyzed? Even if the leader comes, you can't grab shit from me."

"Don't grab it, don't grab it, there's more, there's more!."

Ye Xiuwen saw it, this is amazing, let's change the cauldron!Warm up the oil and fry the stinky tofu for a meal. If you can’t wait, take the stinky tofu out of the oil pan with your hands, brush the sauce and bake it yourself, and change it into a buffet!
"What's going on? What's going on? Are those people crazy? Why do they grab shit?"

"Yeah, isn't that scientific? How could it be?"

At this moment, the Qianfeng camp is in a state of deep frying, and I can't figure out why people go crazy when they eat shit.

"I don't know, did you find out? First the protector ate the monk's shit and shouted that it was delicious, and then came the brothers. Don't you think they are all stupid?"

"That's right? Hei Wuchang is the guardian of the right. Although he is ferocious on weekdays, he is not. Are you so stupid?"

"Yeah, who else, you see how delicious they eat, is this completely abnormal?"

"You're right, it's not normal at all, I think we should also try that shit, what is it like?"

"you sure?"

"The wind is blowing, the water is cold, the strong man eats shit and never returns it,"

"Mist grass, you are so talented,"

The Qianfeng Battalion rushed forward and joined the shit grabbing army one after another.

"Wow! This shit is so delicious, give me a bunch, give me another bunch,"

At this time, I don't know if I don't eat shit, but after eating shit, I discovered the deliciousness of shit.

Now, are you still fighting a fart?All eat shit!
"Your Majesty, look, what is the master doing? He seems to have blocked the entire army of the witch cult!"

There are maids in the palace giving advice to the empress, but the empress is more than horrified.None of them expected that Master Xuanzang's methods would be so powerful, with just a pot and a barbecue stall, he could block the army of witchcraft five miles away.

"Master Xuanzang, indeed, his mana is so powerful that he can not only save me with the Dharma, but also transform me, this group of evil bandits!"

The Queen's eyes lit up, and her admiration for Ye Xiuwen undoubtedly deepened.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."

"Mist Grass, how come there are so many of them this time?"

Ye Xiuwen couldn't figure it out, so he didn't think about it anymore, because he was really busy at the moment, thousands of people came to grab shit to eat, even the stinky tofu was eaten tens of thousands of dollars.

"You are paralyzed, don't you just eat? Say! Say?"

Ye Xiuwen came here to earn extra money, not to give them stinky tofu for free.

"What are you talking about? Master? Hey, hey, good soup."

A bunch of calves are patronizing to eat, so there is nothing to say.

"Speaking words? How about talking about the smell of shit?"

"Okay, is it delicious? This thing should only exist in the sky, but it's rare to smell it in the world? It smells bad when you eat it, but when you chew it, it's tender and juicy, like a plump girl,"

"You're paralyzed, you're so filthy, you can't say anything good about eating shit!"

Ye Xiuwen cursed loudly, but at this moment, his aggressiveness started to flood the screen, I don't know how much, anyway, it increased by hundreds in an instant.

Ye Xiuwen will never let go of such a great opportunity, he must attract more people to eat his stinky tofu!

"Look, they all ran to eat shit. Could it be that shit is really so delicious?"

"Yeah? I really don't know what this is for, why don't we try it too?"

"Okay, let's go!"

The people of the witch religion left batch after batch, and by this time, half of the people had gone to eat shit.

"Report to the leader, something is wrong. The disciples in the sect, since eating that shit, seem to be possessed by a demon. They eat it desperately, as if they have been enchanted by the other party!"

"What? There is such a thing? Why don't you hurry up and call them all back?"

Originally, the leader of the witch religion, as his own subordinate, volunteered to compete with the other party to eat shit?But I don't want to, this turned out to be the other party's trick.

It was so horrible that the thought of someone poisoning shit made his hair stand on end.

"This person is so powerful that he even thought of poisoning his shit. Who would have thought of that? Zuo Guardian? Take someone with you, go quickly, and call them back, don't you fall into the trick of the enemy!"

"yes!."

(End of this chapter)