Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 252 Actually, I'm a Dancer!
Chapter 252 Actually, I'm a dancer!
"Thief bald, if you dare to cast a Gu on my witch religion, you will definitely be killed by three thousand six hundred knives today!"
The Witch Cult army arrived, but the Witch Emperor was still sitting on the throne.
The left side is Bai Wuchang, while the right side is empty, and there are more than [-] congregants left, divided into sixteen square teams, forming a formation, and only waiting for the Witch Emperor's order, these people will all start to attack the city up.
"What Gu worm? Didn't I lay any Gu worm?"
Ye Xiuwen had an innocent look on his face, but the Witch Emperor almost gasped in anger.
"You are a bald thief, you have a Gu, and you still dare not admit it? What kind of hero are you? What kind of monk are you?
You use such indecent means, how are you different from our witch religion? . " Before the Witch Emperor could speak, Bai Wuchang angrily reprimanded him.
"puff!."
As soon as Bai Wuchang said a word, all the congregation of the witch religion vomited blood together, thinking, "Damn it, why did you tell the truth?"
"I spit! Who said I was poisoned? This is a kind of delicacy, which is the delicacy of my dynasty. You can beat me, you can insult me, but you can't doubt my delicacy. The poor monk is a 'gourmet' '!"
Ye Xiuwen flicked the cassock behind him, and his whole body instantly grew taller.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +1000 in aggressiveness."
"Eh? What's going on here? I just said that I'm a 'gourmet', so I'm pretending?"
At this moment, even Ye Xiuwen didn't know what was going on, and he was confused, so he gained 1000 extra points.
"Ding dong! The system prompts that food articles are too popular now, so when the word 'food' is mentioned, the host will explode!"
"Haha! It's so awesome. I call it a gourmet every day. Isn't that so awesome?"
"Ding dong! I'm sorry for the host, the system rewards will only be issued once every [-] days,"
"puff!"
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen vomited blood directly, thinking: This is a cheating system!There is only one reward in a hundred days, so I don't know, it will have to wait until the year of the monkey.
At this time, Ye Xiuwen was so troubled that his head grew dizzy, but he didn't want the Witch Cult disciples on the opposite side to talk about it.
There was no other reason, it was because Ye Xiuwen just said that it was a delicacy, not a Gu worm, and they were not calm.
"Did you hear that the great monk said that time is just a delicacy? Doesn't that mean that our brothers have no Gu insects at all?"
"Yes, if that's the case, wouldn't those people die unjustly?"
"That's right, that's right, these people died so wrongly, they were all killed by the Witch Emperor,"
There was a lot of discussion among the congregation, and some even questioned the leader's decision.
But upon hearing this, the Witch Emperor didn't just vomit blood?Instead, [-] words of desire arise spontaneously in my heart.
He thought to himself: Damn it, it was definitely on purpose. Damn it, you are trying to sow hatred for Lao Tzu!
Thinking of this, Wu Huang was no longer calm, and quickly explained: "Don't listen to him, don't be fooled by that monk, don't you see that those people just went crazy at that time? They just fell into the gu insect !"
"Yes! The leader is right. Don't let us be deceived by that monk. This monk is the best at deceiving people. He gave shit to our brothers. Fortunately, we were not fooled. Otherwise, we would not only eat shit, but also be poisoned." Gu poisoned!"
"Yeah, I really don't know, which tortoise-king-eight-egg gave the order to ask us to rush to eat shit!"
"Right? Which bastard gave the order to let us not only eat shit, but also act heroically?"
"puff!"
Hearing this, Wu Huang not only spurted out a mouthful of old blood, but his entire face turned green.Because these guys are obviously pointing fingers at Sang and scolding Huai!
But at this time, he will never admit it, otherwise he will still be scolded!
"Okay, don't talk about it, who issued the order, it's all secondary.
The important thing is to siege!As long as we capture this city, we will have as many women as we want, and then each of you will reward you two, and you will be locked at home, never to be used again, haha!There is no need to go to that kind of place to find fun anymore, and there are so many women, you two each, you can marry home without spending a dime! "
"well!."
As soon as the topic changed, the Wu Huang let the matter go, and the scene also boiled up.
The witch religion is all bachelors, and snatching a woman back is also a pastime for the higher-ups. When will it be the turn of these scumbags?
So at this time, none of the little guys below were unhappy.
In the Daughter Country, there must be at least 1 women, but now, their number is less than 3. If these women are all snatched back, it is estimated that 5, 2, 4, 6, [-], [-] will be needed. Sleeping separately, wouldn't you be happy?
So at this time, these witch cult members, one by one, were as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
"Good! Good!. Support the Witch Emperor!."
"Swear allegiance to the Witch Emperor!"
"Yes, we are going to die to serve the Witch Emperor!"
The side of the witch religion was still boiling and cheering, but at this moment, the big monk on the city wall smirked.
No need to ask, that great monk is Ye Xiuwen, who is laughing and planning his plan to pretend!
"What are you laughing at?" Bai Wuchang directly gave Ye Xiuwen the opportunity to pretend.
"Hahaha! You idiots don't know what the poor monk is capable of. The poor monk is not a pure gourmet,"
"What? He's not a pure foodie? So what is he?"
All the members of the Witch Cult were puzzled and speculated, and it was because of surprise and speculation that Ye Xiuwen's compulsion increased again.
The forced frames are all 20 points, and Ye Xiuwen doesn't mind if the screen is swiped at 20 points, anyway, if there is a forced frame, it's cool.
But seeing that the frame was not long enough, Ye Xiuwen continued to smirk and said, "Hahaha! Actually, let me tell you? The poor monk is a dancer!."
"puff!."
When Ye Xiuwen said a word, everyone in the audience vomited blood.Heart Road: Nima?Are you a dancer?Does it have anything to do with our siege?
"Don't listen to his nonsense? Siege the city!"
When the Witch Emperor gave an order, all the congregants of the Witch Cult stepped forward one after another.
They were like wolves and tigers, their eyes were gloomy, like poisonous snakes in the dark night, staring at the female soldiers holding spears on the city wall.
No, it's not just the female soldiers anymore, but the female soldiers all retreated, and then one appeared,
No, at this moment, it's not one anymore, but many gorgeous girls.
They're young and beautiful, they're budding, they're scantily clad, they're naked,
There are too many, at this moment, there are simply too many, the city walls, except for Ye Xiuwen, who has a big head, are probably crowded with those girls who are all over the country.
"Mist Grass, what is this for? Is it a magic trick?"
(End of this chapter)
"Thief bald, if you dare to cast a Gu on my witch religion, you will definitely be killed by three thousand six hundred knives today!"
The Witch Cult army arrived, but the Witch Emperor was still sitting on the throne.
The left side is Bai Wuchang, while the right side is empty, and there are more than [-] congregants left, divided into sixteen square teams, forming a formation, and only waiting for the Witch Emperor's order, these people will all start to attack the city up.
"What Gu worm? Didn't I lay any Gu worm?"
Ye Xiuwen had an innocent look on his face, but the Witch Emperor almost gasped in anger.
"You are a bald thief, you have a Gu, and you still dare not admit it? What kind of hero are you? What kind of monk are you?
You use such indecent means, how are you different from our witch religion? . " Before the Witch Emperor could speak, Bai Wuchang angrily reprimanded him.
"puff!."
As soon as Bai Wuchang said a word, all the congregation of the witch religion vomited blood together, thinking, "Damn it, why did you tell the truth?"
"I spit! Who said I was poisoned? This is a kind of delicacy, which is the delicacy of my dynasty. You can beat me, you can insult me, but you can't doubt my delicacy. The poor monk is a 'gourmet' '!"
Ye Xiuwen flicked the cassock behind him, and his whole body instantly grew taller.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +1000 in aggressiveness."
"Eh? What's going on here? I just said that I'm a 'gourmet', so I'm pretending?"
At this moment, even Ye Xiuwen didn't know what was going on, and he was confused, so he gained 1000 extra points.
"Ding dong! The system prompts that food articles are too popular now, so when the word 'food' is mentioned, the host will explode!"
"Haha! It's so awesome. I call it a gourmet every day. Isn't that so awesome?"
"Ding dong! I'm sorry for the host, the system rewards will only be issued once every [-] days,"
"puff!"
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen vomited blood directly, thinking: This is a cheating system!There is only one reward in a hundred days, so I don't know, it will have to wait until the year of the monkey.
At this time, Ye Xiuwen was so troubled that his head grew dizzy, but he didn't want the Witch Cult disciples on the opposite side to talk about it.
There was no other reason, it was because Ye Xiuwen just said that it was a delicacy, not a Gu worm, and they were not calm.
"Did you hear that the great monk said that time is just a delicacy? Doesn't that mean that our brothers have no Gu insects at all?"
"Yes, if that's the case, wouldn't those people die unjustly?"
"That's right, that's right, these people died so wrongly, they were all killed by the Witch Emperor,"
There was a lot of discussion among the congregation, and some even questioned the leader's decision.
But upon hearing this, the Witch Emperor didn't just vomit blood?Instead, [-] words of desire arise spontaneously in my heart.
He thought to himself: Damn it, it was definitely on purpose. Damn it, you are trying to sow hatred for Lao Tzu!
Thinking of this, Wu Huang was no longer calm, and quickly explained: "Don't listen to him, don't be fooled by that monk, don't you see that those people just went crazy at that time? They just fell into the gu insect !"
"Yes! The leader is right. Don't let us be deceived by that monk. This monk is the best at deceiving people. He gave shit to our brothers. Fortunately, we were not fooled. Otherwise, we would not only eat shit, but also be poisoned." Gu poisoned!"
"Yeah, I really don't know, which tortoise-king-eight-egg gave the order to ask us to rush to eat shit!"
"Right? Which bastard gave the order to let us not only eat shit, but also act heroically?"
"puff!"
Hearing this, Wu Huang not only spurted out a mouthful of old blood, but his entire face turned green.Because these guys are obviously pointing fingers at Sang and scolding Huai!
But at this time, he will never admit it, otherwise he will still be scolded!
"Okay, don't talk about it, who issued the order, it's all secondary.
The important thing is to siege!As long as we capture this city, we will have as many women as we want, and then each of you will reward you two, and you will be locked at home, never to be used again, haha!There is no need to go to that kind of place to find fun anymore, and there are so many women, you two each, you can marry home without spending a dime! "
"well!."
As soon as the topic changed, the Wu Huang let the matter go, and the scene also boiled up.
The witch religion is all bachelors, and snatching a woman back is also a pastime for the higher-ups. When will it be the turn of these scumbags?
So at this time, none of the little guys below were unhappy.
In the Daughter Country, there must be at least 1 women, but now, their number is less than 3. If these women are all snatched back, it is estimated that 5, 2, 4, 6, [-], [-] will be needed. Sleeping separately, wouldn't you be happy?
So at this time, these witch cult members, one by one, were as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
"Good! Good!. Support the Witch Emperor!."
"Swear allegiance to the Witch Emperor!"
"Yes, we are going to die to serve the Witch Emperor!"
The side of the witch religion was still boiling and cheering, but at this moment, the big monk on the city wall smirked.
No need to ask, that great monk is Ye Xiuwen, who is laughing and planning his plan to pretend!
"What are you laughing at?" Bai Wuchang directly gave Ye Xiuwen the opportunity to pretend.
"Hahaha! You idiots don't know what the poor monk is capable of. The poor monk is not a pure gourmet,"
"What? He's not a pure foodie? So what is he?"
All the members of the Witch Cult were puzzled and speculated, and it was because of surprise and speculation that Ye Xiuwen's compulsion increased again.
The forced frames are all 20 points, and Ye Xiuwen doesn't mind if the screen is swiped at 20 points, anyway, if there is a forced frame, it's cool.
But seeing that the frame was not long enough, Ye Xiuwen continued to smirk and said, "Hahaha! Actually, let me tell you? The poor monk is a dancer!."
"puff!."
When Ye Xiuwen said a word, everyone in the audience vomited blood.Heart Road: Nima?Are you a dancer?Does it have anything to do with our siege?
"Don't listen to his nonsense? Siege the city!"
When the Witch Emperor gave an order, all the congregants of the Witch Cult stepped forward one after another.
They were like wolves and tigers, their eyes were gloomy, like poisonous snakes in the dark night, staring at the female soldiers holding spears on the city wall.
No, it's not just the female soldiers anymore, but the female soldiers all retreated, and then one appeared,
No, at this moment, it's not one anymore, but many gorgeous girls.
They're young and beautiful, they're budding, they're scantily clad, they're naked,
There are too many, at this moment, there are simply too many, the city walls, except for Ye Xiuwen, who has a big head, are probably crowded with those girls who are all over the country.
"Mist Grass, what is this for? Is it a magic trick?"
(End of this chapter)
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