Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 274 Big chest and no brains, IQ grows to the chest?
Chapter 274 Big chest and no brains, IQ grows to the chest?
"One five makes five, two five ten, three five, three five, three five fifteen, bang bang!"
Ye Xiuwen counted his banknotes, which amounted to 30 taels.In other words, he sold more than 3 catties of pork in just a short while.
"Tsk tsk, there are more than 3 gege, this market is really not in vain!"
Ye Xiuwen finished counting the money, but everyone left, so he put away all his stuff.
"Brother Diao? Where have you received all these things? Do you have treasures like Qiankun bags?"
"Cosmic bag?" Ye Xiuwen heard another very new term.
"That's right? It's like a small bag, but it can hold a lot of things. In our place, it's a symbol of wealth. One hundred vitality stones, one?"
"One hundred vitality stones, one universe bag?" Ye Xiuwen smacked his lips, thinking that this thing is useless to him, since he has such a large system that he doesn't use, what universe bag should he buy?
"Let's go! Let's go back and have a party."
"Brother Hanging? What does party mean?"
"Eh? Seeing how young you are, why are you so uneducated? I'll take off the bikini in a while, and I'll show you the big brother. Is it true that you have big breasts and no brains, and your IQ has grown to your chest?"
"babble!"
Zhong Wuyan grinned, thinking: Who is this big brother?For a while, he was tall and tall, and for a while he was a rascal.
"Want to leave? You can't leave! Several sisters, just the two of them, sell meat here and steal my business!"
Ye Xiuwen and Zhong Wuyan were about to leave just now, but Zhu Yidao rushed back with someone instead.
There are a total of five female disciples from the Valley of the Evil, all of whom have long legs, slender figures, regular facial features, and strong makeup.It was obvious that they had been trained by the sparrow in the cloud, and there was a hint of greed in the eyes of the man.
"Oh my god, the baby was scared to death, thanks for not staying in the Valley of the Evil? Otherwise, wouldn't you be drained by these women?"
When Ye Xiuwen saw five people, he was startled, and his heart tightened with fear, but at this moment, five women approached Zhu Yidao.
"Several sisters, he just stole my business."
"Young Master Diao, you are actually here, servants see Young Master Diao!"
"puff!"
Zhu Yidao didn't understand what was going on at all, the five elder sisters had already paid their respects.
"You all know me?" Ye Xiuwen felt surprised.
"The young master is missing, the four villains are very anxious, ordered me to wait in the valley, search around, and sent a portrait of the young master!"
One of the female disciples took out a portrait that looked exactly like Ye Xiuwen, and drew a pile of ashes beside her.
"Mist grass, what does this pile of ashes mean?" Ye Xiuwen was puzzled.
"The four villains have said that even if Young Master Diao is turned into ashes, he must be found."
"puff!"
At this moment, when Ye Xiuwen started to vomit blood, he thought, "Well, you are one of the four villains, you actually punished me like this, you all wait for me, and I will deal with you tomorrow."
"Okay, just tell me when you go back, I'm fine, and I'll take the assessment on time tomorrow,"
"Young man? What about you?"
"I talked with this girl and her sister about life ideals, and by the way, I will study the two big waves in their lives, so please don't bother me!"
Ye Xiuwen put his arms around Zhong Wuyan's neck, and the two walked away slowly.
"Young master? If you want a big wave, we also have it?"
"Your stuff is not fresh, I don't want it." Ye Xiuwen replied from a distance, the five women were speechless, thinking: What is not fresh?This is in your hand, isn't it all the same?
"Five sisters? What about my meat?" Seeing that Ye Xiuwen was about to leave, Zhu Yidao became anxious.
"Snapped!"
"Fuck your mother? Offended this son, let alone your head, even ours, why don't you go away?"
Among them, the leading female disciple was originally angry because of being deflated, but she slapped him with a big mouth, hit Zhu Yidao, and turned around three times on the spot.
The people left and floated away. They wanted to report back to the Four Evil Men. Ye Xiuwen found it, and it was in the hands of the Dongshan Yiku ghost.
This matter can be big or small, they didn't dare to delay, only Zhu Yidao was left there, thinking about it while clutching his cheek.
"Fuck, what a hell today!"
Zhu Yidao, having suffered so much, had no choice but to leave dejectedly. He also had to prepare for tomorrow's assessment, and took out something from his pocket.
"Tsk tsk, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts turn the millstone. To pass the examination tomorrow, it all depends on it!"
Zhu Yidao resentfully said that he didn't know what he was holding in his hand.
Less than half an hour later, Ye Xiuwen and Zhong Wuyan returned to the cave, but they were empty-handed.
Although the bikini Zhong Wuyan was wearing was gratifying, but without flesh, the girls still had a bitter face.
"Eh? Why are you making a sad face? Nana! Look at me, Daoist Priest, I'll do a trick for you!"
Ye Xiuwen gathered a dozen or so women together, then took out a mahogany sword, and muttered something in his mouth.
Zhong Wuyan knew what was going on, but those women didn't know, they were all still dressed in ghost costumes, watching without knowing.
"No face? What's going on here? Where did your clothes come from?"
Zhong Wuyan asked her sister, because obviously, her sister was stripped naked, otherwise how could she come back dressed like this?
"Did Brother Hang give it to you? Look, we haven't dressed like this for a long time. Does it look good?"
"Silly girl, you didn't get caught by that, did you?"
"Then what? What is that?" Zhong Wuyan didn't understand.
"I mean, did you two hug each other?" Zhong Wuyan was almost pissed off by her sister.
"Hug it? It's my big brother who hugged me so hard. He took me to the market to pretend to be aggressive. It's interesting."
"Forced?" Zhong Wuyan also listened, and blushed.
"that,"
"Here we come!" Zhong Wuyan was about to explain to his sister, but Ye Xiuwen yelled 'here we come', pointed his sword at the sky, and suddenly the ribbons floated down from the sky, and all the Women look up one after another!
"Bikini, is that a bikini?"
"Oh! Yeah, yeah, it's all bikinis!."
A dozen women, except for Zhong Wuyan, cheered and grabbed the bikini falling from the sky!
"A lot, a lot!."
The women are going crazy, everyone has more than [-] bikinis in their hands.
"Thank you Brother Hang!"
"Thank you Brother Hang!."
"You're welcome, I'll put it on for a while, hang on to the big brother, and BBQ for you."
"'Forcing' again?" Zhong Wuyan listened again.
"Oh, sister? What do you care about him? Let's open our stomachs and eat in a while? Brother Diao, there is a Qiankun bag, and the meat is all in the bag!
After eating in a while, let's go to the hot spring with Brother Diao, and then talk about the two big waves of your life, "
"Why is it mine? Why isn't it yours?" Zhong Wuyan looked very surprised.
"Because you have the material? Besides, I also agreed to hang on to the elder brother. Well, sister, that's it!"
(End of this chapter)
"One five makes five, two five ten, three five, three five, three five fifteen, bang bang!"
Ye Xiuwen counted his banknotes, which amounted to 30 taels.In other words, he sold more than 3 catties of pork in just a short while.
"Tsk tsk, there are more than 3 gege, this market is really not in vain!"
Ye Xiuwen finished counting the money, but everyone left, so he put away all his stuff.
"Brother Diao? Where have you received all these things? Do you have treasures like Qiankun bags?"
"Cosmic bag?" Ye Xiuwen heard another very new term.
"That's right? It's like a small bag, but it can hold a lot of things. In our place, it's a symbol of wealth. One hundred vitality stones, one?"
"One hundred vitality stones, one universe bag?" Ye Xiuwen smacked his lips, thinking that this thing is useless to him, since he has such a large system that he doesn't use, what universe bag should he buy?
"Let's go! Let's go back and have a party."
"Brother Hanging? What does party mean?"
"Eh? Seeing how young you are, why are you so uneducated? I'll take off the bikini in a while, and I'll show you the big brother. Is it true that you have big breasts and no brains, and your IQ has grown to your chest?"
"babble!"
Zhong Wuyan grinned, thinking: Who is this big brother?For a while, he was tall and tall, and for a while he was a rascal.
"Want to leave? You can't leave! Several sisters, just the two of them, sell meat here and steal my business!"
Ye Xiuwen and Zhong Wuyan were about to leave just now, but Zhu Yidao rushed back with someone instead.
There are a total of five female disciples from the Valley of the Evil, all of whom have long legs, slender figures, regular facial features, and strong makeup.It was obvious that they had been trained by the sparrow in the cloud, and there was a hint of greed in the eyes of the man.
"Oh my god, the baby was scared to death, thanks for not staying in the Valley of the Evil? Otherwise, wouldn't you be drained by these women?"
When Ye Xiuwen saw five people, he was startled, and his heart tightened with fear, but at this moment, five women approached Zhu Yidao.
"Several sisters, he just stole my business."
"Young Master Diao, you are actually here, servants see Young Master Diao!"
"puff!"
Zhu Yidao didn't understand what was going on at all, the five elder sisters had already paid their respects.
"You all know me?" Ye Xiuwen felt surprised.
"The young master is missing, the four villains are very anxious, ordered me to wait in the valley, search around, and sent a portrait of the young master!"
One of the female disciples took out a portrait that looked exactly like Ye Xiuwen, and drew a pile of ashes beside her.
"Mist grass, what does this pile of ashes mean?" Ye Xiuwen was puzzled.
"The four villains have said that even if Young Master Diao is turned into ashes, he must be found."
"puff!"
At this moment, when Ye Xiuwen started to vomit blood, he thought, "Well, you are one of the four villains, you actually punished me like this, you all wait for me, and I will deal with you tomorrow."
"Okay, just tell me when you go back, I'm fine, and I'll take the assessment on time tomorrow,"
"Young man? What about you?"
"I talked with this girl and her sister about life ideals, and by the way, I will study the two big waves in their lives, so please don't bother me!"
Ye Xiuwen put his arms around Zhong Wuyan's neck, and the two walked away slowly.
"Young master? If you want a big wave, we also have it?"
"Your stuff is not fresh, I don't want it." Ye Xiuwen replied from a distance, the five women were speechless, thinking: What is not fresh?This is in your hand, isn't it all the same?
"Five sisters? What about my meat?" Seeing that Ye Xiuwen was about to leave, Zhu Yidao became anxious.
"Snapped!"
"Fuck your mother? Offended this son, let alone your head, even ours, why don't you go away?"
Among them, the leading female disciple was originally angry because of being deflated, but she slapped him with a big mouth, hit Zhu Yidao, and turned around three times on the spot.
The people left and floated away. They wanted to report back to the Four Evil Men. Ye Xiuwen found it, and it was in the hands of the Dongshan Yiku ghost.
This matter can be big or small, they didn't dare to delay, only Zhu Yidao was left there, thinking about it while clutching his cheek.
"Fuck, what a hell today!"
Zhu Yidao, having suffered so much, had no choice but to leave dejectedly. He also had to prepare for tomorrow's assessment, and took out something from his pocket.
"Tsk tsk, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts turn the millstone. To pass the examination tomorrow, it all depends on it!"
Zhu Yidao resentfully said that he didn't know what he was holding in his hand.
Less than half an hour later, Ye Xiuwen and Zhong Wuyan returned to the cave, but they were empty-handed.
Although the bikini Zhong Wuyan was wearing was gratifying, but without flesh, the girls still had a bitter face.
"Eh? Why are you making a sad face? Nana! Look at me, Daoist Priest, I'll do a trick for you!"
Ye Xiuwen gathered a dozen or so women together, then took out a mahogany sword, and muttered something in his mouth.
Zhong Wuyan knew what was going on, but those women didn't know, they were all still dressed in ghost costumes, watching without knowing.
"No face? What's going on here? Where did your clothes come from?"
Zhong Wuyan asked her sister, because obviously, her sister was stripped naked, otherwise how could she come back dressed like this?
"Did Brother Hang give it to you? Look, we haven't dressed like this for a long time. Does it look good?"
"Silly girl, you didn't get caught by that, did you?"
"Then what? What is that?" Zhong Wuyan didn't understand.
"I mean, did you two hug each other?" Zhong Wuyan was almost pissed off by her sister.
"Hug it? It's my big brother who hugged me so hard. He took me to the market to pretend to be aggressive. It's interesting."
"Forced?" Zhong Wuyan also listened, and blushed.
"that,"
"Here we come!" Zhong Wuyan was about to explain to his sister, but Ye Xiuwen yelled 'here we come', pointed his sword at the sky, and suddenly the ribbons floated down from the sky, and all the Women look up one after another!
"Bikini, is that a bikini?"
"Oh! Yeah, yeah, it's all bikinis!."
A dozen women, except for Zhong Wuyan, cheered and grabbed the bikini falling from the sky!
"A lot, a lot!."
The women are going crazy, everyone has more than [-] bikinis in their hands.
"Thank you Brother Hang!"
"Thank you Brother Hang!."
"You're welcome, I'll put it on for a while, hang on to the big brother, and BBQ for you."
"'Forcing' again?" Zhong Wuyan listened again.
"Oh, sister? What do you care about him? Let's open our stomachs and eat in a while? Brother Diao, there is a Qiankun bag, and the meat is all in the bag!
After eating in a while, let's go to the hot spring with Brother Diao, and then talk about the two big waves of your life, "
"Why is it mine? Why isn't it yours?" Zhong Wuyan looked very surprised.
"Because you have the material? Besides, I also agreed to hang on to the elder brother. Well, sister, that's it!"
(End of this chapter)
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