Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 279 Look, How Much Like Dad Do I Look Like?
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +50 in aggressiveness."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and gained +50 in aggressiveness."

"Ding Dong,"

The female disciples in the Valley of the Evil were dumbfounded, but Ye Xiuwen's compulsion came.He got a total of 250 points, and he felt refreshed. Anyway, he got all of Xiantao's points.

"Eh? Isn't this a good opportunity to make some serious money?"

Ye Xiuwen had a whim, and finally came up with a new way to put on a show. He threw a pot of stewed chicken with mushrooms to five women, and he flew away.

"Shh!"

Ye Xiuwen 'teleported' and landed on a small hillside again, but seeing that there were a lot of people here, he set up the stove again and stewed chicken with mushrooms.

"When the sun came out, I climbed the hillside and climbed to the top of the mountain. I want to sing? The singing is floating for my sister. When she heard the singing, she laughed,"

"Eh? Someone is singing on the hillside, who is that person?"

"Yeah? Let's go and see. Could it be that he is so happy because he found Xiantao?"

"Tsk tsk, yes? He really thinks this is the Valley of the Wicked, it's a peaceful and prosperous age, and this is the wild, hehe!"

More than a dozen teams discovered Ye Xiuwen at the same time, and rushed to the top of the mountain together, but as soon as they got halfway up the mountain, they suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the smell. How could this smell be so fragrant?

"Eh? Isn't that hanging on the sky?"

All of them, except one who didn't know Ye Xiuwen, walked over with a sneer.

"Hello? Hanging the sky? Seeing that you are so happy, did you find Xiantao?" One of them smirked.

"Yes!"

Ye Xiuwen didn't hide it, and as a result, more than forty people's eyes lit up at the same time.

"Then how many did you find?" There were more than forty people with blue eyes.

"Not many, not many, just found, more than 100,"

"puff!"

Hearing Ye Xiuwen's words, everyone was about to vomit blood. There were more than forty of them, they searched for almost half an hour, but they didn't come across a single fairy peach. You found more than 100 casually, you are sorry for so many of us. ?Are you worthy of the sweat that so many of us have put in?

"Hey, Young Master Diao? You have to be kind? You can't lie to us. Where are all your fairy peaches?"

More than forty people grinned at the same time, and there were bloodshot eyes in their eyes, as if they had seen a wild beast.

"How? How? I can count it in your bones, you are a bunch of people who want to make money - scum, hahaha!"

Ye Xiuwen thought that he was too smart to see through them all.

And then, it's time to pretend to be yourself.

"Nai Nai! I'm the most honest man, and you all have a share,"

"Really?"

There were more than forty people, their faces were filled with joy, and the wrinkles on their foreheads were squeezed out.

"Brother Diao? As expected of your name? Are you really-Diao?"

"Yes, yes! Brother Diao is invincible in the world, is the universe prehistoric?"

"What is the primacy of the universe? Brother Diao is a sage among men, he doesn't care about idiots like us, and even helps us pass the test!"

"That is, you are generous, and we will naturally remember it in our hearts,"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +40 in aggressiveness."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +20 in aggressiveness."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +10 in aggressiveness."

"Are you paralyzed? You are so insincere, you still want Lao Tzu's Hericium erinaceus? Go ahead and dream!"

Ye Xiuwen originally thought that it would not be impossible for these people to give them a few pieces of Hericium erinaceus if they wanted to look at him sincerely and pretend to be aggressive.

But these guys dare to be insincere, so you all go eat shit!

"Nai Nai, it's all here, everyone has a bowl!"

"puff!."

As soon as Ye Xiuwen lifted the lid of the pot, over forty people suddenly vomited blood. There were more than 100 peaches boiled in the big pot. Is there chicken?Aren't you chicken stew with mushrooms?Where's the chicken?Where's the chicken?

"You're so crazy, you boiled the fairy peach, what's the use of it?"

"That's right, you are simply reckless?"

"It's not just a waste of money, is it? You should be bombarded and killed by the sky."

"No, he should go to the frying pan and suffer from the [-] levels of hell."

A group of people were driven mad by Ye Xiuwen, wishing they could strangle Ye Xiuwen to death.

"How? How? Your human nature has been exposed, right? Just like you, you still want to find Xiantao? Go shit!"

Ye Xiuwen could see through them all.

"Nai Nai, don't worry? I still have four fairy peaches here, which are reserved for myself to complete the task, but since you are so impatient, I will let you all!"

Ye Xiuwen stretched out his hand again, dragging four fairy peaches in his hand.

"Really? You are my real father, give it to me quickly!" One of the warriors grinned to the back of his head, and called him on the spot, just for the four fairy peaches in Ye Xiuwen's hand.

"Father! Father! They are not sincere, but I am the most sincere. I am your own."

"No, I am father's own, give it to me quickly!"

"Give me, show me, you see, how much do I look like Dad?"

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host, you have succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you have gained +20 aggressiveness."

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host, you have succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you have gained +20 aggressiveness."

"Are you paralyzed, are you still not sincere enough? I'll give you a fart, just like you bears, I'll give you a waste of resources!"

In Ye Xiuwen's heart, he felt very angry, and he was filled with righteous indignation. It doesn't matter if you call him father or not, but what is the minimum trust in being a human being?What about your sincerity?
"Oh! Seeing that you are so filial, as a father, I have nothing to say, but you have so many children, who am I going to give them?"

"puff!."

Everyone vomited blood, and thought: We are so old, call you father, you really dare to agree?When Xiantao is in your hands and it's not on you, if you poke hundreds of holes in him, I will be sorry for my surname! .
(End of this chapter)