Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 287 Your name is Chi-shit!
"Father? Hahaha, you are finally called daddy! Hahaha!."

'Great Demon King' but seeing the word 'Daddy' appear on the screen, he was still calling all the players, calling him!
"Call your mother a chicken? Are we called 'Diao Zha Tian' brother? You bastard, just wait to die!"

"That's right, you go eat shit! Big Brother Hang Zhatian is here, he can kill you with one hand!"

"Yes, yes, kill this little bastard and wipe out his data!"

"Twist his head off and stick it in the ass!"

At this moment, the whole server cursed angrily, but the big devil was stunned.

Xindao: How can there be a 'hanging bomb' in this server?Isn't it 'hanging to the sky'?And why is this person's name somewhat similar to my 'Zhatian Gang'?

The Great Demon King was puzzled, but he didn't want to. At this moment, the crowd parted. One by one, the trumpets in shorts and bare buttocks formed two rows to welcome Ye Xiuwen.

The bright red name was extremely eye-catching among the crowd. The big devil saw Ye Xiuwen at a glance.

"Young Karma!"

For some reason, the Great Demon King made such an unfriendly voice.On Ye Xiuwen's side, a system notification sounded.

"Ding dong! System scan, the other party is an intermediate VIP customer of the hostile face-slapping system!"

"A hostile face-slapping system?" Ye Xiuwen didn't expect that there would be a hostile face-slapping system.

"Ding dong! That's of course, but except for the 'Super Pretentious Face Slapping System' developed by our company, all other companies are hot chickens, so please host, pretend to be as aggressive as you want, and torture him to death!"

As soon as Ye Xiuwen heard it, he understood, what the hell, colleagues are enemies!

"I said, you are the big devil who forced to pretend!"

Ye Xiuwen stepped forward, not wanting the other party to be chanting a spell there!

"I want to change my name, I want to be called 'Diao Zha Tian', I want to be called 'Diao Zha Tian', what? Why can't I change my name?"

The big devil wants to forcefully change his name to pretend to be aggressive, but he doesn't want to change it at all. Ye Xiuwen's system is a super-pretentious and face-slapping system.

"Why? Can't you change it? You're a fool, let me see it!"

Ye Xiuwen laughed loudly, and asked all the younger brothers, "Say, what should I change his name to?"

"Eat-shit, let him eat-shit,"

Another trumpet came over, with a few more symbols on the name, but it was called 'Tai Shangshi'.

No need to ask, this person is the trumpet of 'Too Shit'.And since Ye Xiuwen changed his name last time, he fell in love with it.

"Too shitty? I remember you!" Ye Xiuwen clicked twice and smiled.

"It's dad! It's dad! Since you taught me a lesson last time, I've changed it. I uninstalled all the cheats, played well, and lived in harmony with these brothers. We built a harmonious home together!"

"Okay, okay! That's right, the game is just a game, why take it so seriously? Even if you are the first in the whole server, so what?

Don't you know, invincible!How lonely is it? "

When Ye Xiuwen said this, he snapped his fingers, and the music started, and immediately everyone, following Ye Xiuwen's rhythm, started shaking.

"Invincible is so lonely, invincible is so empty, alone on the top of the mountain, the cold wind keeps blowing by,
Invincible is so lonely, invincible is so empty, can she who is hiding in the sky listen to me.

My loneliness, endless loneliness"

The audience was full of singing, and their movements were uniform, all of which were motivated by Ye Xiuwen.

"Nima?"

At this moment, the Great Demon King is determined to die, and his lines have been robbed.

"System? System? What's going on here? Why can't I change his name to pretend?"

"Floor drain! Floor drain! The system doesn't understand what's going on, so I'll call the head office and ask!"

"Hello, dear player, your name has been corrected to 'eat-shit', your name is very different, I hope you enjoy the game!"

On the big devil's system bar, there was an extra GM message in vain, but after seeing it, his name was really changed to 'eat-shit'.

"Damn? What's going on? My name has been changed to 'eat-shit'. How can I pretend to be so aggressive?"

"Floor drain! Drip! The system thinks that the other party must be a 'Super Pretentious Face Slapping System' one level higher than ours. The system suggests to the host, hurry up and run for your life?"

"I'll go to your fucking system. I've been pretending to be coercive for so many years. Is it possible to pretend to be coercive or not? How can I be fooled? This makes me how to mess around in the coercion world in the future? What does this make those pretending to be criminals think? What about me? ,"

Eat shit, after thinking and thinking, it is absolutely necessary not to reveal your name, otherwise you will not be able to pretend to be coercive, and you will be grassed instead, that would be too embarrassing.

"Who is that? Quickly change my name, or I will blow you up in a short while!"

Since it was not possible to pretend to be coercive with the help of the system, I decided to use force to pretend to be coercive.

Moreover, he is the best at pretending to be coercive by means of force. He kills the men and rapes the women.

So at this moment, eating shit is going to be forced to pretend again, and the ostentation is very big.

"Father? He's going to start killing people again. He's not good at pretending to be a killer!"

"That's right, this is a person - scum, it's just too scum."

"Father? You fucked him and broke his equipment. He stole a lot of our equipment."

"Yes, I support Dad to do-he, let's pick up equipment!"

All the gamers are excited. If it is said that people can be drowned with saliva, they would have died more than 1 times by eating shit.

"Okay! Okay! The children are all out of the way, just wait to pick up the equipment in a while!"

Ye Xiuwen shrugged his shoulders, and all the trumpets withdrew from the Xinshou Village, watching this epic battle from a distance.

"Woo!."

In order to exaggerate, the atmosphere at this time, the scene is still windy.

In an instant, a strong wind hit, and the yellow sand was blowing!
"It's windy, look, it's windy,"

"Yeah, this battle is probably going to blow up the server?"

"I'm really looking forward to this battle! Huh? Why do you have melon seeds to eat?"

"Because I'm a melon-eating crowd?"

"Then I'll come too!."

With that said, a group of players set up a table in the game, some drank tea, some ate melon, some ate chicken legs, and some ate noodles. They all sat in a circle, waiting for the server to explode! .
(End of this chapter)