Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 303 Ice version, doll!
Chapter 303 Ice version, doll!
"What are you shouting for? Do you know where this is? A bumpkin from a small place, who came to set up a street stall in Chiba country, right?
What kind of ship is this?How do you make it so luxurious?And you're the only one on board?
You don't know how to be frugal, I'm not saying you, people in small places like you, even if you are rich, you are still a coward!
snort!You stand here honestly, I will go to the boat to see if there are any contraband, if there are any, just wait for your family to go bankrupt! "
As soon as Ye Xiuwen landed, he was stopped by the law enforcement team wearing armbands.
The leader was a fat man with the top strength of the Dou Zong, his big molars leaked out, and his face was pockmarked. He led two disciples from the Yan Sect to patrol, and he had already passed by. Called back.
Look at the good guy, a luxury cruise ship?It must be rich?So he ran back, ready to get a vote.
"Look at it, look at it, this is the legendary lobster that can only be eaten by the rich, right? This is simply too extravagant, eh? Look here, it's still a bit dirty, don't waste it!"
When the fat man got on the boat, he saw some lobsters on the dining table at the bow, so he ate them again.
"Pfft, what is this? Like horse urine?"
The fat man spat out a mouthful of dried shrimps, and saw half a bottle of beer again.
The beer looked yellow, and he thought it was horse urine, so he took a sip.
"Ah! It's wine, it's cool!." Fatty was very happy, feeling that the life of the rich is just cool?
Luxury cruises, daily meals, isn't this the life you want?
What fire prevention, anti-theft, and anti-thief are nothing, what I want is money, a lot of money, become a real master, and then make more money!
The fat man made up his mind and looked for excuses everywhere.
In fact, there was nothing on the boat, he searched all over, and there was nothing except the leftovers of the big meal on the dining table.
But there are things like crimes, as long as you are willing to use your brains.
The fat man had a serious expression on the cruise ship with his hands behind his back, turned around twice, and said angrily:
"Extravagance, extravagance is a common practice. This is a great crime. When the people are still eating bran and swallowing vegetables, you actually eat such a luxurious meal? This is a crime in itself!
Therefore, it seems that if I don’t fine you, it’s no good. People like you should be educated and educated!
Now I decide, fine!You will be fined [-] billion,"
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen almost spit out the overnight food, because he felt a little disgusted.
"Hmph? What? Have you been influenced by my righteous heart?
Oops!I am also a kind-hearted person, so I can't see that you people in small places have a mournful face.
So, I think you can't bring so much money when you go out, so I will give you a chance to compromise!
This, this yacht belongs to me, no, it belongs to our "Yanmen", our Yanmen, that is the most reasonable place, when you have collected [-] billion, come to our Yanmen to redeem it !Well, you can go! "
"Are you paralyzed?"
This was the first time Ye Xiuwen met such an unreasonable person, he really wanted to go up and kick him to death.
"What? You still don't leave. Could it be that you have a problem with my handling?" But seeing that Ye Xiuwen didn't leave, the fat man looked very angry.
"How dare, how dare, I am deeply impressed by your selfless temperament!
You are so right. I know that I have committed a serious crime and am willing to be punished. It's just that the villain has an unfeeling request? "
Ye Xiuwen acted realistically, even talking and making gestures, the fat man actually laughed.
He didn't expect that Ye Xiuwen would be so good at being a man, he must have been conquered by his selfless heart.
"Tell me, what other wish do you have, tell me! As long as it's not too much, I will naturally obey you!"
Fatty happily agreed.
"Actually, I don't have any high requirements, I just want to witness with my own eyes, the majesty of your sailing out to sea!"
"Hey, you kid, you have a sweet mouth and know how to do things. I have a waist card here, take it, and no one cares about you wherever you set up a stall!"
The fat man was so happy that he even gave Ye Xiuwen a piece of his door's clearance badge.
Holding the badge, Ye Xiuwen was also very happy, then he bowed to the two behind him and said, "You two? Don't you want to go out to sea?"
"hey-hey!"
The two smirked and didn't dare to speak, but they dared to board the boat only after seeing the fat man's gesture.
"Okay let's go!"
With a wave of Ye Xiuwen's hand, the boat left, but the fat man and the two juniors were taken aback.
"Eh? Eh? Why did this boat leave by itself?" the fat man yelled.
"With voice control, if you tell it to turn left, it will turn left; if you tell it to turn right, it will turn right; if you tell it to stop, it will stop," Ye Xiuwen replied.
"Really? To the left,."
The fat man tried it, and it really worked. He immediately shouted: "Speed up, speed up! Let me see how fast you are!"
"Shua!."
The yacht disappeared and flew into the sea.
"Okay, okay, with this thing patrolling, you won't be afraid of stowaways anymore,"
"That's right! Senior brother, we met a fool today. You are just making a small plan. Such a good yacht is ours!"
"Hahaha! I have meat to eat and water to drink with my brother, eh? How can I say that?"
The fat man was wondering, he didn't want his feet to be empty, the boat under his feet disappeared, and the three of them fell into the sea together.
"Gulu! Gulu!...I can't swim! Help!. Gulu! Gulu!"
"Hahaha! Silly, you want to cheat me?"
Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands, waving the customs clearance badge in his hand, and swaggered out of the pier.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have officially entered Chiba Kingdom, the world of advanced martial arts, and the system will give you an extra doll as an encouragement!"
"Puppet? Are you paralyzed? Why do I need a puppet?"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host can choose not to, but you will definitely regret it, because this is the Bingbing version,"
"Pfft! Bingbing version? Is it Li Bingbing, or Fan Bingbing?"
Ye Xiuwen was despised by the system again, and he couldn't wait to click on the system interface, but saw that there was indeed a puff-gas-baby-baby,
No, it was a puppet that looked like an inflatable baby, which caught Ye Xiuwen's eyes!
(End of this chapter)
"What are you shouting for? Do you know where this is? A bumpkin from a small place, who came to set up a street stall in Chiba country, right?
What kind of ship is this?How do you make it so luxurious?And you're the only one on board?
You don't know how to be frugal, I'm not saying you, people in small places like you, even if you are rich, you are still a coward!
snort!You stand here honestly, I will go to the boat to see if there are any contraband, if there are any, just wait for your family to go bankrupt! "
As soon as Ye Xiuwen landed, he was stopped by the law enforcement team wearing armbands.
The leader was a fat man with the top strength of the Dou Zong, his big molars leaked out, and his face was pockmarked. He led two disciples from the Yan Sect to patrol, and he had already passed by. Called back.
Look at the good guy, a luxury cruise ship?It must be rich?So he ran back, ready to get a vote.
"Look at it, look at it, this is the legendary lobster that can only be eaten by the rich, right? This is simply too extravagant, eh? Look here, it's still a bit dirty, don't waste it!"
When the fat man got on the boat, he saw some lobsters on the dining table at the bow, so he ate them again.
"Pfft, what is this? Like horse urine?"
The fat man spat out a mouthful of dried shrimps, and saw half a bottle of beer again.
The beer looked yellow, and he thought it was horse urine, so he took a sip.
"Ah! It's wine, it's cool!." Fatty was very happy, feeling that the life of the rich is just cool?
Luxury cruises, daily meals, isn't this the life you want?
What fire prevention, anti-theft, and anti-thief are nothing, what I want is money, a lot of money, become a real master, and then make more money!
The fat man made up his mind and looked for excuses everywhere.
In fact, there was nothing on the boat, he searched all over, and there was nothing except the leftovers of the big meal on the dining table.
But there are things like crimes, as long as you are willing to use your brains.
The fat man had a serious expression on the cruise ship with his hands behind his back, turned around twice, and said angrily:
"Extravagance, extravagance is a common practice. This is a great crime. When the people are still eating bran and swallowing vegetables, you actually eat such a luxurious meal? This is a crime in itself!
Therefore, it seems that if I don’t fine you, it’s no good. People like you should be educated and educated!
Now I decide, fine!You will be fined [-] billion,"
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen almost spit out the overnight food, because he felt a little disgusted.
"Hmph? What? Have you been influenced by my righteous heart?
Oops!I am also a kind-hearted person, so I can't see that you people in small places have a mournful face.
So, I think you can't bring so much money when you go out, so I will give you a chance to compromise!
This, this yacht belongs to me, no, it belongs to our "Yanmen", our Yanmen, that is the most reasonable place, when you have collected [-] billion, come to our Yanmen to redeem it !Well, you can go! "
"Are you paralyzed?"
This was the first time Ye Xiuwen met such an unreasonable person, he really wanted to go up and kick him to death.
"What? You still don't leave. Could it be that you have a problem with my handling?" But seeing that Ye Xiuwen didn't leave, the fat man looked very angry.
"How dare, how dare, I am deeply impressed by your selfless temperament!
You are so right. I know that I have committed a serious crime and am willing to be punished. It's just that the villain has an unfeeling request? "
Ye Xiuwen acted realistically, even talking and making gestures, the fat man actually laughed.
He didn't expect that Ye Xiuwen would be so good at being a man, he must have been conquered by his selfless heart.
"Tell me, what other wish do you have, tell me! As long as it's not too much, I will naturally obey you!"
Fatty happily agreed.
"Actually, I don't have any high requirements, I just want to witness with my own eyes, the majesty of your sailing out to sea!"
"Hey, you kid, you have a sweet mouth and know how to do things. I have a waist card here, take it, and no one cares about you wherever you set up a stall!"
The fat man was so happy that he even gave Ye Xiuwen a piece of his door's clearance badge.
Holding the badge, Ye Xiuwen was also very happy, then he bowed to the two behind him and said, "You two? Don't you want to go out to sea?"
"hey-hey!"
The two smirked and didn't dare to speak, but they dared to board the boat only after seeing the fat man's gesture.
"Okay let's go!"
With a wave of Ye Xiuwen's hand, the boat left, but the fat man and the two juniors were taken aback.
"Eh? Eh? Why did this boat leave by itself?" the fat man yelled.
"With voice control, if you tell it to turn left, it will turn left; if you tell it to turn right, it will turn right; if you tell it to stop, it will stop," Ye Xiuwen replied.
"Really? To the left,."
The fat man tried it, and it really worked. He immediately shouted: "Speed up, speed up! Let me see how fast you are!"
"Shua!."
The yacht disappeared and flew into the sea.
"Okay, okay, with this thing patrolling, you won't be afraid of stowaways anymore,"
"That's right! Senior brother, we met a fool today. You are just making a small plan. Such a good yacht is ours!"
"Hahaha! I have meat to eat and water to drink with my brother, eh? How can I say that?"
The fat man was wondering, he didn't want his feet to be empty, the boat under his feet disappeared, and the three of them fell into the sea together.
"Gulu! Gulu!...I can't swim! Help!. Gulu! Gulu!"
"Hahaha! Silly, you want to cheat me?"
Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands, waving the customs clearance badge in his hand, and swaggered out of the pier.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have officially entered Chiba Kingdom, the world of advanced martial arts, and the system will give you an extra doll as an encouragement!"
"Puppet? Are you paralyzed? Why do I need a puppet?"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host can choose not to, but you will definitely regret it, because this is the Bingbing version,"
"Pfft! Bingbing version? Is it Li Bingbing, or Fan Bingbing?"
Ye Xiuwen was despised by the system again, and he couldn't wait to click on the system interface, but saw that there was indeed a puff-gas-baby-baby,
No, it was a puppet that looked like an inflatable baby, which caught Ye Xiuwen's eyes!
(End of this chapter)
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