Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 360 Don't-, Watch me pretend!
"cheers!"

Dazhai, the center of the smog, is having a carnival at the moment. The bandits are only drunk for the present, taking the stolen money and squandering it as much as they want, drinking from early morning to evening every day.

Today is no exception, the third master went out to fetch people, but he didn't return after a long time, and no one noticed it.

"Uh!"

The Chinese army sits alone, with a thick back and waist, wearing a jacket made of tiger skin, with two large axes pinned to his waist.

The ax was about the size of a pot lid, made of black iron, and it could be called a top-grade yellow weapon. He inserted it casually, hiccupping.

Looking at his face, he was a big man with a black face. He was two meters tall when he sat down. If he stood up, he would be at least three meters away.

Big mouth fork, bearded, is the head of the ax gang, but also the big boss - black whirlwind.

Beside Hei Xuanfeng, there was another person, this person was dressed in plain white, holding a palm-sized silver ax in his hand, and was picking stains from his fingernails.

He is the second in charge of the 'Little White Snake'. He is insidious and a think tank.

But the realm is not low, and the black whirlwind is also the strength of the fifth level of alchemy.

"Eh?" The little white snake seldom drank, so he stood up in vain.

"Why the second child?" Hei Xuanfeng saw the little white snake moving, and straightened his body slightly.

"It's strange, the third child has been out for a while, why hasn't he come back?" The little white snake seemed to be talking to himself.

"Yeah! Why don't you come back, eh? Who are you? How dare you sit in front of me and drink? Eat meat?"

It took a long time for Hei Xuanfeng to realize that there were two people in ordinary gang clothes, one on each side, sitting at his table eating and drinking.

"Who am I, you ask? Hey! I'm your father,"

"puff!"

All the bandits at the scene were freaking out. In this gathering hall, who would dare to talk to the big boss like that?Are you crazy? Are you looking for death?

"father?"

"Hey! Good son!"

Hei Xuanfeng was surprised, but he didn't expect that the person answered so quickly, even the members of the Ax Gang misunderstood, and quickly knelt down and said, "Grandfather, please accept my worship, I hope you will enjoy the blessings forever!" , Shou and Tian Qi!."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +100 in aggressiveness."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +100 in aggressiveness."

"Ding Dong,"

The system prompt sounded, so there is no need to ask, the one sitting on the left is Ye Xiuwen, and the one on the right is his sister Ye Xiuying.

The two of them killed someone. They originally planned to force their way in through the main entrance, but Ye Xiuying said, "Brother, I'm hungry. How can Ye Xiuwen fix this?"People are eating!Let's have some too!
Moreover, there are so many things placed in front of Hei Xuanfeng, so let's eat it!

As for Hei Xuanfeng, who was too busy drinking, the lights were dark and he didn't look at these two people.

At this moment, he was dumbfounded, and the little white snake was also dumbfounded, and asked, "Brother? Is this really your father?"

"No, no! He's not my father."

Hei Xuanfeng waved his hands tightly, anyway, he would not admit such a thing.

"What? The gang leader recognized the wrong father?"

"puff!."

Everyone was startled, and in the end they almost pissed Hei Xuanfeng to death.

"No, it's not like that, I never admitted it,"

"How? He still doesn't admit it now!" Ye Xiuwen interjected again, but the gang members were even more confused, did they think it was true?

"Don't worry about it, it seems that this is the chief's housework,"

"puff!"

Hei Xuanfeng was hopeless, he spurted blood, he drank a lot of alcohol, and even got a dad!
"Wow!"

Hei Xuanfeng yelled angrily, and slapped the table, and the three-meter-long table case was smashed to pieces by him in an instant.

The drinks on the table, as well as various meals, were scattered all over the floor!
"Hey, my son, you don't let your father eat, you are so unfilial!"

"you you!."

Hei Xuanfeng was so angry that he stood up directly.And when he stood up, what a guy, he was [-] meters tall, and grabbed Ye Xiuwen with his claws!
Ye Xiuwen backed away, taking his younger sister with him, because this black whirlwind was really difficult to handle.

Originally, he thought that Hei Xuanfeng was only a warrior with fifth level of core formation, but he didn't think about this person's strength, he might be able to blow up a warrior with seventh level of core formation.

"boom!."

Ye Xiuwen dodged, but the pillar behind him was not so lucky, and was smashed to pieces by the black whirlwind's fist.

"Mist Grass! System, give me a power assessment quickly."

"Ding dong! System scan, the opponent's strength is equivalent to the realm of the seventh layer of alchemy, and the host's chance of winning is 0.000000%."

"0.0000000%?"

When Ye Xiuwen saw the number, he felt bad. He grabbed his sister and ran frantically out of Dazhai.

"Want to go?"

Seeing that Ye Xiuwen was about to leave, the little white snake flew out of the silver ax in an instant.

Ye Xiuwen was prompted by the system and used the magic wand of the scalpel to directly exchange it with a broken water tank outside.

"Oh!"

The water tank was instantly shattered, but Ye Xiuwen and his sister escaped by luck.

"Surround me!"

Just as Ye Xiuwen landed, he didn't want the little white snake and the bandits to catch up again.

"Hmph! If you dare to pretend to be my father, you don't want to leave today!"

After everyone, it was Black Whirlwind.

"Brother? This is too bad, let's reveal our identities soon? As long as our identities are revealed, at least we can leave a whole body," Ye Xiuying said innocently.

"Pfft!" Ye Xiuwen was vomited blood by his sister, and thought, "Would you like a whole body for a bird?"Still not going to die?

At this time, it was easy for Ye Xiuwen to escape by himself, but he carried a small burden.

Of course, even if he could escape, Ye Xiuwen would not escape. He is the king of the Ming Dynasty, how could he give up his great cause of pretending to be coercive just because the enemy is strong?

"Nai Nai! I think you should go up together! And especially those two with five levels of alchemy, let me beat you up!"

"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host failed to pretend to be coercive. Please don't use your life to pretend to be coercive. You only have one life. Please cherish your life!"

"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host failed to pretend to be coercive. Please don't use your life to pretend to be coercive. You only have one life. Please cherish your life!"

"Ding Dong,"

There were hundreds of prompts in an instant, it was obvious that Ye Xiuwen was in danger at this time.

"Don't-***, watch me pretend!"

(End of this chapter)