Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 500 Nima?I'm a bit forced, pretending to be inexplicable!
Five days later, the imperial city of Wutan Kingdom arrived!
"Woo! Woo!!"

There were more and more people worshiping the Devil's Cult, and Ye Xiuwen groaned when he saw everyone.

The congregation of the Demon Cult was full of fear and fear. They had never seen such a high-level figure who greeted them first.

So they stood at the gate of the city one by one, kneeling on the ground, patting the ground with their hands, and groaning loudly to show their respect for Ye Xiuwen.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and gained +100"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you have gained +100 aggressiveness."

"Ding Dong,"

"Mist Grass, are the people from the Devil's Cult sincere? It's 100 points right from the start?"

Ye Xiuwen actually likes these demon cultists a little bit, at least they are sincere enough!

"Brother Ye? Look?" Zhong Wuyan pointed in vain.

Ye Xiuwen looked along Zhong Wuyan's fingertips, but saw a huge red banner hanging above the city gate: Welcome elites from all walks of life to participate in the poetry competition!

"Mist grass, do you really have it?"

Ye Xiuwen never imagined that there really was such a poetry competition, and he didn't know what the people of the Devil's Cult were thinking. Could it be that they also wanted to set up an imperial examination system to confer titles and titles?
"Brother Ye? Here's an introduction!"

Zhong Wuyan yelled again in vain, while Ye Xiuwen followed to look, but saw that there were notices on the walls of the imperial city besides slogans.

The general meaning written in the notice is that the martial arts of our cult is number one in the world, but our culture cannot be left behind.

And underneath, there is a slogan written: The Devil's Cult is not scary, what's scary is that the Devil's Cult is educated,
"puff!"

Seeing this, Ye Xiuwen vomited blood directly, and thought: This is f*cking, isn't this Lao Tzu's subtext?How did you get taught by the devil?
"Nai Nai, let's go in and see what the devil is up to?"

Ye Xiuwen entered the city, and at this moment, he saw that there were people who had no worries about food and clothing in the imperial city.

Dressed in brocade clothes and holding various small flags in their hands, they warmly welcomed the elites of the Demon Cult.

And this elite, of course, is Ye Xiuwen and others, they all came from all over to participate in this poetry competition.

And the rudder master said that anyone who can get a ranking will not only increase their status in the Demon Worship Cult by one level, but also enjoy the worship of one party.

This offering, needless to say, is a heavy tax, otherwise the citizens of Wutan Kingdom would not be so hungry.

When I was young, I entered the palace with the flow of people, and the interrogation became more stringent. Someone came to ask for a waist card, and Ye Xiuwen took it out.

The man was taken aback when he saw Ye Xiuwen, and felt that his identity and realm seemed a bit inconsistent.

"Woo! I'm a newcomer to this sect, and I don't have much contribution, so my official rank is very low, isn't that right? Thanks to the love of the lord, who gave me such a chance to make a difference."

Ye Xiuwen talked eloquently without doing anything.When the other party heard this, they were immediately in awe, and they definitely had to praise Ye Xiuwen for such an excellent quality of the Devil's Cult.

"Oh, my lord, you are so humble. You are so outstanding, and you will surely become famous in the future. At that time, don't forget my little brother. Please, please!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +1000 force."

"Haha! Easy to say, easy to say!"

Seeing the force, Ye Xiuwen knew that this kid was finished, he had been completely conquered by his humble and enterprising spirit.

"Brother Ye, you're really good at it, you can fool me around!"

Successfully sneaked into the palace, Zhong Wuyan gave a thumbs up.

"It's nothing, it's nothing to worry about, there are only two kinds of people in this world who enjoy it the most!"

Ye Xiuwen came again, and Zhong Wuyan cooperated: "Which two kinds of people?"

"The first type is people who are shameless. As the saying goes, people who are shameless are invincible!"

"What about the second type?" Zhong Wuyan continued to ask.

"The second type is someone who can pretend to be aggressive, just like your big brother Ye. As long as I'm aggressive here, no matter what kind of ghosts and monsters he is, he will all get out of the way!"

"Incisive, brother Ye, what you said is simply too incisive!" Zhong Wuyan praised.

"I'm telling you, it's nothing to worry about!"

Ye Xiuwen and Zhong Wuyan walked towards the harem while talking.At this time, Zhong Wuyan said again: "Brother Ye? I have seen your literary talents, but I don't know anything about poetry and poetry? Shall we reveal the truth?"

"The bottom is exposed? You lift up the robe and let me see!"

Ye Xiuwen missed the job, pretending that Zhong Wuyan was revealing herself, and wanted to lift the girl's robe to have a look.

But Zhong Wuyan was speechless, and took her black robe fiercely, and then said: "I said revealing the bottom, it's not the revealing, it's the bottom line."

"Hey! Hey! This is no problem, you can't, don't you still have me? My hands are so wet!"

"puff!"

Zhong Wuyan didn't even know who this person was, and which words he used.

"Tsk tsk! Brother, although you have a very high realm, if you compare yourself to reciting poems, you may not be as good as the imperial concubine of the current dynasty!"

In vain, someone interrupted, and it turned out to be a member of the Demon Worshiping Cult in the Red Core Realm.

"Nai Nai, brother! What you said is wrong. Think about me, who used poetry to compete with He Shuo at the age of three, and fought against He Shuo at the age of five. Can't be 'Li Taibai', yes!."

"Pfft! Dad? Aren't you called Hang Zhatian?" The demon brother immediately vomited blood.

"It's scary to be uneducated. I'm crazy about it. That's a nickname," Ye Xiuwen said eloquently.

"What about Li Taibai?" The big brother of the Demon Sect still didn't give up.

"Li Taibai is also a nickname!"

"puff!"

Hearing this, everyone in the circle was listening!I thought to myself: Is this really a great talent?This year's Demon's Cult Poetry Contest's No.1, I'm afraid it must be him.

"Brother, with your pretense, you must be a wonderful flower in this year's poetry competition?"

"Yes! Brother, please give me more advice."

"Brother, I would like to worship you as my teacher. Quickly teach me how to pretend to be aggressive. Even if I am not educated, I still look very educated!"

"Father, I beg you, just because I am your own son."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +400 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +400 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +400 force."

"Damn? I'm a bit forced, pretending to be inexplicable,"

At this time, even Ye Xiuwen didn't understand what was going on, so he just pretended to be a force, and this effect appeared. There were more than [-] to [-] force marks in total, how could he feel so embarrassed? .
(End of this chapter)