Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 51 Fog Grass!The Shaolin Temple has arrived!

"Mist Grass! Has the Shaolin Temple arrived?"

Ye Xiuwen chased 'Leopard Head' for three days and three nights. He was feeling hungry. He didn't want a towering plaque to catch Ye Xiuwen's eyes, writing: 'Shaolin Temple' in big characters!
"Eh? What are you here for? Burning incense? No matter how pious you are, you don't need to use a knife, do you?"

After Ye Xiuwen read the plaque, he realized that there were actually people around him, and there were many of them. They were all holding steel knives or harpoons, as if they were demonstrating!

And there are banners, which read: We want to work!We want to eat!
"Dang! Dang! Brother, who are you?"

The other party knocked the gong first, and I don't know what culture this person is.

"Me? I'm 'Dang Zha Tian'!"

Ye Xiuwen rubbed his chin, and suddenly he came up with such a sentence.

"What? His name is Hang Zhatian?"

"That's right! This man's name is really awesome!"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! This name is awesome, please let Big Brother hear it."

With a whoosh, the people surrounding Ye Xiuwen disappeared, and they ran to the side to invite a big man.

But seeing this big man, more than two meters tall, with a dark face, he walked over with his arms folded.

"Huh? Are you just fucking crazy?" the black-faced sweat said.

"Yeah? Is there any problem?" Ye Xiuwen was puzzled.

"Your name is quite good, and it will be mine in the future,"

"Wucao, what kind of world is this? Someone even snatched the name? Hehe!. Hehehe!"

Ye Xiuwen didn't know how to laugh.

"What are you laughing at? Seeing that you are well dressed, you look like a pilgrim who comes to offer incense. Leave your money and go!"

The black-faced Khan spoke again, and this time, he wanted Ye Xiuwen's belongings.

"Mist grass, this guy, grab everything? Is it a robber? He came here to snatch the old monk? How interesting is this? Grass!."

Ye Xiuwen was very happy. He didn't expect that he would be lucky when he went out today, and he would meet a robber. How can there be any reason for this?
"Are you bandits?" Ye Xiuwen asked back.

"Dang! Dang! No, we are the work of bandits."

The boy who hit the gong came again, and said very proudly, "I don't know what to be proud of being a bandit!"
"What the fuck? Are you sick? Do you know who I am?"

When Ye Xiuwen heard it, he became angry. He thought they were robbers?It turned out to be bandits.

What he hates the most are the bandits. These boys are idle every day, robbing houses everywhere.

"Who are you?"

These bandits are so cute!

"Wucao, you don't know who I am? I am that one, handsome, suave, graceful, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, number one in the universe, lonely master, invulnerable to swords and guns, lord of the jade face ,.
The benevolent is invincible, the brave has no fear, the diamond is not bad, the wise and powerful, the chivalry is extraordinary, the righteousness is thin, the enemy is cruel, sinister and cunning, omnipotent, knowledgeable, talented,
Disdainful of all living beings, a master of the world, upright, impartial and selfless, the greatest hero, great hero, great knight, and great master, who is known as a pear blossom crushing a begonia. Jade-faced little flying dragon, the incarnation of handsomeness and wisdom, a blend of chivalry and benevolence, the world is so exciting, yes! "

"puff!."

Ye Xiuwen called the number, and all the robbers vomited blood and died!

"Wucao, I just reported my number, and scared you to vomit blood and die. What a bunch of useless things!"

Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands, stepped forward and knocked on the door.

"Crack! Crack! Crack!. Crack! Crack! Crack!"

"Benefactor, please go back! This temple really has no money anymore."

The gate of the courtyard was not opened, but a young monk answered from inside.

Ye Xiuwen jumped in and fell in, but saw that little monk was still saluting to us!

"Hey? Little monk? Is there no money in your monastery?"

Ye Xiuwen took a slap, and even surprised the little monk, because those people outside were ordinary people, but the one in front of him was a good one, and he turned out to be a martial artist in the pulse training period.

"Amitabha, the donor has done a great job!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."

"Mist grass, is the little monk sincere enough?"

Ye Xiuwen was very happy. He felt that those bandits were unreliable at all. He pretended to be aggressive for a long time, and his mouth was frothy. He didn't see a bit of aggressiveness, but when he came in, he was 50+ aggressive, and he got it. .

"It seems that we still have to play tricks with the little monk!"

Ye Xiuwen made up his mind, clapped his hands immediately and said, "It's nothing? Just outside, I just revealed my name, and those robbers vomited blood and died one by one!"

"The real benefactor?"

"Isn't this nonsense? We are not monks, and we don't lie,."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +100 in aggressiveness."

"Hahaha! It seems that I have to pretend to be more aggressive with the monk! The monk is simple enough!"

Ye Xiuwen was so happy that he didn't care about the little monk, he wanted to find the big monk to pretend to be coercive.

"Sponsor?" The little monk is guarding the gate, and without the order of his master or brother, how dare he let someone in?

"I'm here to find Abbot Fa Miao, what about the others?"

Ye Xiuwen was very casual. When he arrived at Shaolin Temple, it was like he was at his own home.

"The abbot is studying Zen, so it's not easy to disturb him."

"What does it mean not to disturb? Let me tell you, the fire is almost burning to the eyebrows, and he can still sit still?"

"This benefactor, please stop, Namo Amitabha!"

Ye Xiuwen was rushing inside, but this time, he met a real master, a young monk in the Qi training period.

A total of sixteen people were practicing sticks, but when Ye Xiuwen came in, they folded their hands together and hung the monk's stick between their hands.

"Duo Buddha! Dho Buddha!"

Ye Xiuwen was also very polite, after all, people who worship the Buddha are good people!
"I don't know the benefactor? Why are you coming to this temple?"

"Look for your abbot and tell me some state secrets,"

"Amitabha, the donor is from the capital, right?"

The little monk revealed Ye Xiuwen's identity, and Ye Xiuwen thought it was strange.

"You are also from the capital? Hahaha! You can't fool me? You can tell that I have a capital accent. Isn't my Mandarin very standard?"

Ye Xiuwen even patted the young monk on the shoulder, feeling that this Shaolin Temple is really interesting, it's so much fun.

"Amitabha, no, no, it was calculated by the abbot and his old man. He said: He is just a monk, he has already jumped out of the three realms, and is not in the five elements."

"Fuck, your abbot, or the six-eared macaque? Hurry up and get out of the way. I still have a lot of important national affairs to deal with!"

(End of this chapter)