Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 54 For 'Li Xiuyuan', Buy King 8!
Chapter 54 For 'Li Xiuyuan', buy bastard!
"How do you sell tofu?"
"Two pennies,."
"Mist grass is so cheap? How much do you have? I want it all?"
"How do you sell the green onions?"
"One penny, ten bundles,"
"Hahaha! This price? It's so beautiful, it's round, give it all to me, give it all to me,"
When Ye Xiuwen came to the vegetable market, he felt that the quality was so cheap that it was as cheap as his grandma's house!
"Eh? There's another bastard here, and a child!"
Ye Xiuwen has already bought a lot of things, but what about this?From a distance, I saw a peddler selling bastard.
In front of the peddler was a big pot, and there was a golden wood turtle in the pot.And the golden ground beetle poked its head out, staring at a child squatting outside the basin.
This child looks about eleven or twelve years old, with fine features and fine features, and he is not bad at birth.
The peddler, impatient, glared at the child and then again, and then yelled, "Sister-in-law, son-in-law! Whose daughter is not worried about marrying? If you buy our bastard, you will definitely catch a son-in-law!" .”
The peddler is hawking, looking around to see if there are rich customers. After all, he is very expensive, eight taels of silver, and he needs to find a rich person to make connections.
But at this moment, the plainly dressed child actually fished out the bastard and ran away.
"Hey? Hey? My bastard!"
As soon as the peddler turned his head, he saw that the bastard was gone, so he immediately locked on to the child who was looking at the bastard, took two or three steps, and rushed up to catch the child.
"Wow! Robbing the bastard in the blue sky? I'll beat you to death."
The peddler raised his hand high, his palm was as big as the child's two faces, if he hit it down, the child would definitely be doomed.
"Eh? Isn't it just a bastard? What's the big deal?"
"Snapped!"
The peddler's hand was grabbed by someone, and the peddler just wanted to show off his power, but when he saw that this man was well dressed and spoke carelessly, he immediately laughed.
"My lord, the little one lives by pointing at this thing! What an offense, what an offense,"
"take it!"
Ye Xiuwen shook his hand and threw out ten taels of silver.The peddler would laugh like a big chrysanthemum.
"Master? I'm a small business, so I don't have money to ask you?"
"go Go!."
Ye Xiuwen is rich, so he doesn't care at all!
"Thank you big brother!"
The young man was very polite and even bowed to Ye Xiuwen.
"You're welcome? But boy, what are you doing with this bastard? Are you hungry?"
Ye Xiuwen was very patient, because the child looked good, like the little golden boy beside sister Guanyin, but a little thinner.
"Big brother, I want to release him. Look how pitiful this bastard is? It's about to cry."
"Oh, my child, you are so good! Can you still see the bastard crying? You are so caring! What's your name?"
"Li Xiuyuan!"
"puff!."
Ye Xiuwen vomited blood and died. He thought to himself: To change time and space, he thought it was impossible. He actually met Li Xiuyuan, and even bought Li Xiuyuan a bastard to play with!
"Hahaha! Very good, you little comrade, you are very intelligent!"
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, and patted Li Xiuyuan on the head, but Li Xiuyuan asked in confusion, "Big brother? What do you mean little comrade?"
"Little comrade, it means good relationship, by the way! I met an eminent monk, he is waiting for someone, it must be you, how about you become a monk with me?"
"Okay, okay! My favorite thing is being a monk."
Li Xiuyuan was very happy, but he never expected that he would be betrayed by the big brother in front of him.
Ye Xiuwen went to find the great monk Fa Miao, but the great monk would not go with him.Still waiting for a successor.
And now that the successor has been found, the great monk, why didn't he just leave with Ye Xiuwen?
So Ye Xiuwen was really happy this time, and brought Li Xiuyuan back to Shaolin Temple.
As usual, Shaolin Temple was having evening classes, while Ye Xiuwen directly led Li Xiuyuan into the Great Hall of Great Heroes.
"clang!."
The bell stopped abruptly, and all the monks stopped chanting sutras, only the old abbot, Fa Miao, stood up laughing!
"Hahaha! The poor monk has been waiting for you for 20 years, and finally I have waited for you."
"Huh? Master? I found this person for you?"
Ye Xiuwen couldn't do this, because he found this person, so he should take the credit for it.
"Hehe! Got it, when the donor's merits and virtues are complete, the old monk will naturally follow you! Hahaha!."
Fa Miaojing said some words that others could not understand, and in the monk profession, it was called "Zen theory".
Ye Xiuwen knew a little bit about Zen principles. The old monk let him acquire the Shaolin 72 unique skill, and then he followed him.
then go for it!Anyway, he doesn't overwhelm himself with too many skills, and he is well prepared!
"Clang! Clang! Clang!."
Ye Xiuwen was happy, humming a ditty, and came to the rumored eighteen-section Tongtian Pagoda.
According to legend, as long as you pass this [-]-section Tongtian Pagoda, you will become a peerless master in the martial arts.
Of course, this is just a rumor, because the old abbot himself has not become a peerless master yet!What's more, it's someone else?
"Squeak! Squeak!."
The hinges were rusted, and Ye Xiuwen didn't know why the people in this monastery were so lazy and didn't even put any oil on them.
But this atmosphere is very scary!
The creaking door, the dim small oil lamp, and the grinning Buddha statues, even if the Bodhisattva comes, he must be afraid.
"Mist grass, what the hell are you doing?"
Ye Xiuwen walked in gently, and saw a statue of Buddha through the window lattice inside the pagoda.
Some of these Buddha statues are facing him with their backs, and some are facing him, but they are undoubtedly huge and hideous!
"When! When!."
A voice came, and it turned out to be the voice of a wooden fish.
And with the wooden fish's voice, Ye Xiuwen let go of his hanging heart, at least there was a person inside, not some monster or ghost.
"hello?."
"Oh my god, what's wrong with my voice?"
Ye Xiuwen made a long voice, and when he opened his mouth, he even surprised himself. This voice was simply too cautious.
"Amitabha! Almighty, if people scare the monk, they want to scare the monk to death,"
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen immediately vomited blood. Unexpectedly, this old monk could still say witty words! .
(End of this chapter)
"How do you sell tofu?"
"Two pennies,."
"Mist grass is so cheap? How much do you have? I want it all?"
"How do you sell the green onions?"
"One penny, ten bundles,"
"Hahaha! This price? It's so beautiful, it's round, give it all to me, give it all to me,"
When Ye Xiuwen came to the vegetable market, he felt that the quality was so cheap that it was as cheap as his grandma's house!
"Eh? There's another bastard here, and a child!"
Ye Xiuwen has already bought a lot of things, but what about this?From a distance, I saw a peddler selling bastard.
In front of the peddler was a big pot, and there was a golden wood turtle in the pot.And the golden ground beetle poked its head out, staring at a child squatting outside the basin.
This child looks about eleven or twelve years old, with fine features and fine features, and he is not bad at birth.
The peddler, impatient, glared at the child and then again, and then yelled, "Sister-in-law, son-in-law! Whose daughter is not worried about marrying? If you buy our bastard, you will definitely catch a son-in-law!" .”
The peddler is hawking, looking around to see if there are rich customers. After all, he is very expensive, eight taels of silver, and he needs to find a rich person to make connections.
But at this moment, the plainly dressed child actually fished out the bastard and ran away.
"Hey? Hey? My bastard!"
As soon as the peddler turned his head, he saw that the bastard was gone, so he immediately locked on to the child who was looking at the bastard, took two or three steps, and rushed up to catch the child.
"Wow! Robbing the bastard in the blue sky? I'll beat you to death."
The peddler raised his hand high, his palm was as big as the child's two faces, if he hit it down, the child would definitely be doomed.
"Eh? Isn't it just a bastard? What's the big deal?"
"Snapped!"
The peddler's hand was grabbed by someone, and the peddler just wanted to show off his power, but when he saw that this man was well dressed and spoke carelessly, he immediately laughed.
"My lord, the little one lives by pointing at this thing! What an offense, what an offense,"
"take it!"
Ye Xiuwen shook his hand and threw out ten taels of silver.The peddler would laugh like a big chrysanthemum.
"Master? I'm a small business, so I don't have money to ask you?"
"go Go!."
Ye Xiuwen is rich, so he doesn't care at all!
"Thank you big brother!"
The young man was very polite and even bowed to Ye Xiuwen.
"You're welcome? But boy, what are you doing with this bastard? Are you hungry?"
Ye Xiuwen was very patient, because the child looked good, like the little golden boy beside sister Guanyin, but a little thinner.
"Big brother, I want to release him. Look how pitiful this bastard is? It's about to cry."
"Oh, my child, you are so good! Can you still see the bastard crying? You are so caring! What's your name?"
"Li Xiuyuan!"
"puff!."
Ye Xiuwen vomited blood and died. He thought to himself: To change time and space, he thought it was impossible. He actually met Li Xiuyuan, and even bought Li Xiuyuan a bastard to play with!
"Hahaha! Very good, you little comrade, you are very intelligent!"
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, and patted Li Xiuyuan on the head, but Li Xiuyuan asked in confusion, "Big brother? What do you mean little comrade?"
"Little comrade, it means good relationship, by the way! I met an eminent monk, he is waiting for someone, it must be you, how about you become a monk with me?"
"Okay, okay! My favorite thing is being a monk."
Li Xiuyuan was very happy, but he never expected that he would be betrayed by the big brother in front of him.
Ye Xiuwen went to find the great monk Fa Miao, but the great monk would not go with him.Still waiting for a successor.
And now that the successor has been found, the great monk, why didn't he just leave with Ye Xiuwen?
So Ye Xiuwen was really happy this time, and brought Li Xiuyuan back to Shaolin Temple.
As usual, Shaolin Temple was having evening classes, while Ye Xiuwen directly led Li Xiuyuan into the Great Hall of Great Heroes.
"clang!."
The bell stopped abruptly, and all the monks stopped chanting sutras, only the old abbot, Fa Miao, stood up laughing!
"Hahaha! The poor monk has been waiting for you for 20 years, and finally I have waited for you."
"Huh? Master? I found this person for you?"
Ye Xiuwen couldn't do this, because he found this person, so he should take the credit for it.
"Hehe! Got it, when the donor's merits and virtues are complete, the old monk will naturally follow you! Hahaha!."
Fa Miaojing said some words that others could not understand, and in the monk profession, it was called "Zen theory".
Ye Xiuwen knew a little bit about Zen principles. The old monk let him acquire the Shaolin 72 unique skill, and then he followed him.
then go for it!Anyway, he doesn't overwhelm himself with too many skills, and he is well prepared!
"Clang! Clang! Clang!."
Ye Xiuwen was happy, humming a ditty, and came to the rumored eighteen-section Tongtian Pagoda.
According to legend, as long as you pass this [-]-section Tongtian Pagoda, you will become a peerless master in the martial arts.
Of course, this is just a rumor, because the old abbot himself has not become a peerless master yet!What's more, it's someone else?
"Squeak! Squeak!."
The hinges were rusted, and Ye Xiuwen didn't know why the people in this monastery were so lazy and didn't even put any oil on them.
But this atmosphere is very scary!
The creaking door, the dim small oil lamp, and the grinning Buddha statues, even if the Bodhisattva comes, he must be afraid.
"Mist grass, what the hell are you doing?"
Ye Xiuwen walked in gently, and saw a statue of Buddha through the window lattice inside the pagoda.
Some of these Buddha statues are facing him with their backs, and some are facing him, but they are undoubtedly huge and hideous!
"When! When!."
A voice came, and it turned out to be the voice of a wooden fish.
And with the wooden fish's voice, Ye Xiuwen let go of his hanging heart, at least there was a person inside, not some monster or ghost.
"hello?."
"Oh my god, what's wrong with my voice?"
Ye Xiuwen made a long voice, and when he opened his mouth, he even surprised himself. This voice was simply too cautious.
"Amitabha! Almighty, if people scare the monk, they want to scare the monk to death,"
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen immediately vomited blood. Unexpectedly, this old monk could still say witty words! .
(End of this chapter)
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