Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 63 Wucao, the old monk is dead!
Chapter 63 Wucao, the old monk is dead!
"Clang! Clang! Clang!."
"Ah! Abba! Abba!."
Ye Xiuwen was humming a ditty, complacent, and didn't want to go to the Great Hall of Great Heroes, so he walked out of one of them, gesticulating bluntly and saying it was awkward when talking to people.
Ye Xiuwen took a closer look, isn't this Li Xiuyuan?Although he shaved his head and put on a monk's robe, his appearance didn't change much, except that when he spoke, his mouth slanted and his eyes slanted.
"Shoes, shoes are broken, hats are broken,"
Good guy, this guy said he knew everything, and sang it with a slanted mouth, then he smirked at Ye Xiuwen and left.
"Child? Do you want tofu?"
Ye Xiuwen looked pitiful, his bald head was beaten badly, and he left foolishly. He even thought that he had tricked the child.
"I don't eat tofu, I want to eat meat, I want to eat dog legs," Li Xiuyuan yelled and left.
"Eh? What's going on?"
Ye Xiuwen felt very worried, but just happened to walk out of another young monk, his expression was a little flustered, Ye Xiuwen grabbed him and asked, "What's going on? Why is Li Xiuyuan crazy?"
"Amitabha, the little monk doesn't know anymore,"
"Don't you know? Did you come out of it?"
The little monk might have been frightened and wanted to leave, but Ye Xiuwen grabbed him and he couldn't leave either, so he could only say in a very low voice: "Abbot, just now we were taking a test for our scriptures, and we passed Li Xiuyuan."
"What? He didn't answer correctly?" Ye Xiuwen asked back.
"That's right, it's all right, the abbot got angry when he didn't want to, hit a wooden fish, his head was bleeding, alas! Little monk, I have never seen the abbot get so angry,"
The little monk said and walked away tremblingly.
"By the way, fight too? Isn't this too obvious?"
Ye Xiuwen seemed to understand what was going on. Chan Master Fa Miao must have used this method to enlighten Li Xiu Yuan. He had seen this episode on TV, so he couldn't hide it from him.
"Hehe! Master,."
Ye Xiuwen entered the Daxiong Palace, but saw that all the disciples withdrew, leaving only Ye Xiuwen and Abbot Fa Miao.
"Amitabha!"
Fa Miao clasped her hands together, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, how could she look like a person who would lose his temper?
Ye Xiuwen saw that it was [-] percent, Monk Fa Miao was just trying to enlighten Li Xiuyuan!
"Master? I guess you beat Li Xiuyuan, you must be enlightening him? Isn't it? I understand this trick, I have known it for a long time, hahaha, come! Eat tofu?"
Ye Xiuwen pretended to be sensible, and handed him a plate of tofu mixed with shallots.
"Namo Amitabha!"
The old monk closed his eyes, chanted 'Namo Amitabha Buddha', and then said lightly after a while: "Perhaps this time, the benefactor will be disappointed! This old monk beat Li Xiuyuan... because of,"
The old monk spoke very slowly, and Ye Xiuwen asked impatiently, "Why? Master?"
"Hehe! It's because he knows too much,"
"puff!"
When Ye Xiuwen died, he vomited blood and died. He guessed the beginning, but not the ending. It turns out that this old monk is also jealous?
"Forget it, don't worry about why you beat him. I have a plate of tofu here. You eat it. Gubao makes you full of energy. The 'Eighteen Bronze Man' jumped up after eating my tofu. What about dancing 'Little Apple'? At least a hundred years younger,."
Ye Xiuwen held the tofu and waited for Fa Miao's qualification, and thought: This old monk has such a high status, even if he doesn't have tens of thousands of qualifications, he must have several thousand.
But no, when the tofu was delivered to his lips, Monk Fa Miao shook his head frequently.
"Hehe! This smell is indeed extraordinary! But it is not suitable for the old monk!" The old monk probably smelled the smell of meat, so he held back his words.
"Master? How can you say that?" Ye Xiuwen pretended not to know.
"Amitabha, benefactor, please listen to the old monk's last words. You may have been fooled."
"Did I fall for it? What did I fall for?" Ye Xiuwen felt that he didn't understand the old monk more and more.
"Well, benefactor! You were indeed fooled. You thought the old monk would not tell lies, but you didn't know that the old monk also has a cunning side, hahaha! Namo Amitabha!"
Abbot Fa Miao put his palms together and said nothing, even with his eyes closed!
"Master? Master?"
Ye Xiuwen called twice, Fa Miao didn't respond, but at this moment, the bell rang in the middle of the night!
Ye Xiuwen was puzzled by the lingering sound of the bell, but what puzzled him even more was that at this moment, someone came.
Outside the Daxiong Palace, more than [-] old monks walked in on foot, some of them were holding magical artifacts, white candles and other things in their hands, while others were holding white silk!
"Namo Amitabha Buddha! The abbot passed away!"
"Namo Amitabha!"
All the monks worshiped at the same time, Ye Xiuwen finally understood what was going on, stretched out his hand to check Fa Miao's breath, and lost all the tofu in his hand.
"Mist grass, the old monk is dead?"
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen finally understood the meaning of Fa Miao's last sentence. He meant that he lied to Ye Xiuwen.
"Alas!"
Ye Xiuwen sighed, bowed to Zen Master Fa Miao, and then left the Daxiong Hall.
At this moment, he was in a very complicated mood. He had found all three of his father's friends.
One ungrateful for profit and regretted the marriage in public, one was disabled and lost his ambition, and the remaining one was an old monk who passed away unexpectedly.
What to do?Who will protect the little emperor, and who can contend against that Wei Zhongxian?It seemed that he was the only one left.
"System, expand the character attribute interface for me!"
After Ye Xiuwen came out of Shaolin, he turned on the system. He wanted to see how much he still had, and how many martial skills he still had not reached the level of Dzogchen.
Host: Ye Xiuwen
Title: Great Ming King (Movement Speed +1, Defense +1, Attack +1, Dodge +1, .), Level 25 Gourmet (Activity +[-]%).
Appellations: bodyguard, Ouchi spy, thug, killer, dog slave, Lingling dog,...
Experience: 4540000/3000000 (pulse training period: 72/72)
Compelling: 32560 points
Martial arts: Xingyi Boxing (Dzogchen), Beast Soul*12, Baji Close Body (Dzogchen), Beast Soul*13, Bodhidharma Thirteen Swords (Dzogchen), Sword Soul*13, Burning Wood Saber (Dzogchen) ), Sword Soul*10, Great Mercy and Great Compassion Qianye Hands (Dzogchen), Beast Soul*16, Shaolin King Kong Indestructible Physical Skill (Dzogchen), Tool Soul*15, Shaolin Marrow Washing Sutra (Dzogchen), Tool Soul* 8,……
Fighting Soul: 881
…………
(End of this chapter)
"Clang! Clang! Clang!."
"Ah! Abba! Abba!."
Ye Xiuwen was humming a ditty, complacent, and didn't want to go to the Great Hall of Great Heroes, so he walked out of one of them, gesticulating bluntly and saying it was awkward when talking to people.
Ye Xiuwen took a closer look, isn't this Li Xiuyuan?Although he shaved his head and put on a monk's robe, his appearance didn't change much, except that when he spoke, his mouth slanted and his eyes slanted.
"Shoes, shoes are broken, hats are broken,"
Good guy, this guy said he knew everything, and sang it with a slanted mouth, then he smirked at Ye Xiuwen and left.
"Child? Do you want tofu?"
Ye Xiuwen looked pitiful, his bald head was beaten badly, and he left foolishly. He even thought that he had tricked the child.
"I don't eat tofu, I want to eat meat, I want to eat dog legs," Li Xiuyuan yelled and left.
"Eh? What's going on?"
Ye Xiuwen felt very worried, but just happened to walk out of another young monk, his expression was a little flustered, Ye Xiuwen grabbed him and asked, "What's going on? Why is Li Xiuyuan crazy?"
"Amitabha, the little monk doesn't know anymore,"
"Don't you know? Did you come out of it?"
The little monk might have been frightened and wanted to leave, but Ye Xiuwen grabbed him and he couldn't leave either, so he could only say in a very low voice: "Abbot, just now we were taking a test for our scriptures, and we passed Li Xiuyuan."
"What? He didn't answer correctly?" Ye Xiuwen asked back.
"That's right, it's all right, the abbot got angry when he didn't want to, hit a wooden fish, his head was bleeding, alas! Little monk, I have never seen the abbot get so angry,"
The little monk said and walked away tremblingly.
"By the way, fight too? Isn't this too obvious?"
Ye Xiuwen seemed to understand what was going on. Chan Master Fa Miao must have used this method to enlighten Li Xiu Yuan. He had seen this episode on TV, so he couldn't hide it from him.
"Hehe! Master,."
Ye Xiuwen entered the Daxiong Palace, but saw that all the disciples withdrew, leaving only Ye Xiuwen and Abbot Fa Miao.
"Amitabha!"
Fa Miao clasped her hands together, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, how could she look like a person who would lose his temper?
Ye Xiuwen saw that it was [-] percent, Monk Fa Miao was just trying to enlighten Li Xiuyuan!
"Master? I guess you beat Li Xiuyuan, you must be enlightening him? Isn't it? I understand this trick, I have known it for a long time, hahaha, come! Eat tofu?"
Ye Xiuwen pretended to be sensible, and handed him a plate of tofu mixed with shallots.
"Namo Amitabha!"
The old monk closed his eyes, chanted 'Namo Amitabha Buddha', and then said lightly after a while: "Perhaps this time, the benefactor will be disappointed! This old monk beat Li Xiuyuan... because of,"
The old monk spoke very slowly, and Ye Xiuwen asked impatiently, "Why? Master?"
"Hehe! It's because he knows too much,"
"puff!"
When Ye Xiuwen died, he vomited blood and died. He guessed the beginning, but not the ending. It turns out that this old monk is also jealous?
"Forget it, don't worry about why you beat him. I have a plate of tofu here. You eat it. Gubao makes you full of energy. The 'Eighteen Bronze Man' jumped up after eating my tofu. What about dancing 'Little Apple'? At least a hundred years younger,."
Ye Xiuwen held the tofu and waited for Fa Miao's qualification, and thought: This old monk has such a high status, even if he doesn't have tens of thousands of qualifications, he must have several thousand.
But no, when the tofu was delivered to his lips, Monk Fa Miao shook his head frequently.
"Hehe! This smell is indeed extraordinary! But it is not suitable for the old monk!" The old monk probably smelled the smell of meat, so he held back his words.
"Master? How can you say that?" Ye Xiuwen pretended not to know.
"Amitabha, benefactor, please listen to the old monk's last words. You may have been fooled."
"Did I fall for it? What did I fall for?" Ye Xiuwen felt that he didn't understand the old monk more and more.
"Well, benefactor! You were indeed fooled. You thought the old monk would not tell lies, but you didn't know that the old monk also has a cunning side, hahaha! Namo Amitabha!"
Abbot Fa Miao put his palms together and said nothing, even with his eyes closed!
"Master? Master?"
Ye Xiuwen called twice, Fa Miao didn't respond, but at this moment, the bell rang in the middle of the night!
Ye Xiuwen was puzzled by the lingering sound of the bell, but what puzzled him even more was that at this moment, someone came.
Outside the Daxiong Palace, more than [-] old monks walked in on foot, some of them were holding magical artifacts, white candles and other things in their hands, while others were holding white silk!
"Namo Amitabha Buddha! The abbot passed away!"
"Namo Amitabha!"
All the monks worshiped at the same time, Ye Xiuwen finally understood what was going on, stretched out his hand to check Fa Miao's breath, and lost all the tofu in his hand.
"Mist grass, the old monk is dead?"
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen finally understood the meaning of Fa Miao's last sentence. He meant that he lied to Ye Xiuwen.
"Alas!"
Ye Xiuwen sighed, bowed to Zen Master Fa Miao, and then left the Daxiong Hall.
At this moment, he was in a very complicated mood. He had found all three of his father's friends.
One ungrateful for profit and regretted the marriage in public, one was disabled and lost his ambition, and the remaining one was an old monk who passed away unexpectedly.
What to do?Who will protect the little emperor, and who can contend against that Wei Zhongxian?It seemed that he was the only one left.
"System, expand the character attribute interface for me!"
After Ye Xiuwen came out of Shaolin, he turned on the system. He wanted to see how much he still had, and how many martial skills he still had not reached the level of Dzogchen.
Host: Ye Xiuwen
Title: Great Ming King (Movement Speed +1, Defense +1, Attack +1, Dodge +1, .), Level 25 Gourmet (Activity +[-]%).
Appellations: bodyguard, Ouchi spy, thug, killer, dog slave, Lingling dog,...
Experience: 4540000/3000000 (pulse training period: 72/72)
Compelling: 32560 points
Martial arts: Xingyi Boxing (Dzogchen), Beast Soul*12, Baji Close Body (Dzogchen), Beast Soul*13, Bodhidharma Thirteen Swords (Dzogchen), Sword Soul*13, Burning Wood Saber (Dzogchen) ), Sword Soul*10, Great Mercy and Great Compassion Qianye Hands (Dzogchen), Beast Soul*16, Shaolin King Kong Indestructible Physical Skill (Dzogchen), Tool Soul*15, Shaolin Marrow Washing Sutra (Dzogchen), Tool Soul* 8,……
Fighting Soul: 881
…………
(End of this chapter)
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