Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 7 What a 'fuck'!
Chapter 7 What a 'fuck'!
"Ah! Ah!..."
Screaming, heart-piercing, it was Ye Xiuwen who dragged Bu Fan's hair out of the tea shed.
And this scene was reflected in the eyes of all the forbidden soldiers, apart from horror, maybe there was nothing left but horror.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you successfully pretended to be invisible, and gained +10 force,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you successfully pretended to be invisible, and gained +5 force,..."
"Ding dong!..."
…………
The system notification sound was still resounding non-stop, but this time, Ye Xiuwen was absolutely going to have a blast.
"Oh!"
Zhang Bufan was thrown on the ground by Ye Xiuwen like garbage, and Zhang Bufan's saber was caught in Ye Xiuwen's hands.
"How is it? My eldest son, do you have anything else to say now?"
"Master? You sit and talk,..."
Indeed, there were sensible guards who even brought a stool for Ye Xiuwen.And at this moment, the folks who were kneeling in the small square also gathered around.
There was 'Meng Ru' explaining it to everyone, and everyone understood what was going on, and men and women were talking aside.
Some people said that Ye Xiuwen was young and promising.And some people said that Ye Xiuwen was an outstanding talent.
Ye Xiuwen was so beautiful, and her face soared.
"Hey! It turns out that when people talk about me, it's like pretending to be invisible, and it's even higher than the forced acting! Hahaha!"
Ye Xiuwen understood, and filled with joy, he crossed his legs and asked: "What? Tell me about your crimes of looting people's property and women! Otherwise, have you seen it? Cut off the seeds of your head, and the guarantor will call you Can't be safe anymore!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!...Hero, we are wrong, we are guilty, we admit everything you say, we plead guilty, repent, and strive for leniency,..."
The forbidden soldiers kowtowed like chickens smashed into pieces of rice. On weekdays, they bullied the common people like wolves and tigers.But when they met real masters, they became third grandchildren, wishing they could call Ye Xiuwen father.
"Eh? Why don't you repent?"
Ye Xiuwen pointed his toe at Zhang Bufan.
"Hmph! What? If I don't repent, what can you do to me? Don't forget, Commander Zuowei Zhang is my father. If you kill me, let alone you, everyone in this village will be scared." Die!"
"Oh! This Mr. Zhang, is really not to be offended?"
"Yes! Yes! Killing him, in our PY mansion, is like the sky falling!"
"Can't kill, absolutely can't kill!..."
Before Zhang Bufan finished speaking, all the elders in the village began to discuss anxiously.And as these folks say.This Zhang family is a tyrant in PY Mansion.
Although the official itself is not very high, it occupies the word "official".
The official has two mouths, and he is the one who speaks the truth, so ordinary people are afraid of the official, and even if they are wronged, they must swallow it in their stomachs.
"Hey? It seems that this Zhang family really has a bad reputation? Just in time, it's time for me to pretend to be aggressive, and I can also eliminate harm for the people!"
Ye Xiuwen heard all the comments from the villagers. He smiled slightly, stood up, took two steps forward, and asked with a smile, "You said just now that if I kill you, what will happen to your father?"
"Do you even need to ask? I will definitely bring someone here and tear your body into pieces!" Zhang Bufan held his toes high.
"Bring someone? That's great!..."
Ye Xiuwen looked very happy after hearing this.But Zhang Bufan was completely stupid.I thought: What's wrong with this person, is he crazy?
"Well, you have to keep your word? If I kill you, your father must come. If your father doesn't come, he's an old bastard..."
"Wow!..."
"No!……"
Before Ye Xiuwen finished speaking, he swung the long sword in his hand.
"puff!"
Douda's head dropped, and everyone present was dumbfounded.
Those forbidden soldiers burst into tears, and all the villagers, what a shame, the mighty Mr. Zhang was killed.And don't want to die, don't want to!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, killing the pulse training period 13/72, one less evil, gaining experience +100000,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for upgrading, the current level of pulse training period is 10/72,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, forcibly pretending to be forceful successfully, and gaining force +30,..."
…………
"Hahaha! I have upgraded again, let your father come! When your father comes with someone, I will be promoted directly to the Qi training stage, it will be even more enjoyable! Hahaha!..."
Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud, but all the imperial guards knelt there with their buttocks pouted, kowtowed and prayed: "Hero, surrender yourself! If you confess, you will be lenient, and if you resist, you will be strict. It doesn't matter if you die. Don't pull us as backers,..."
All the forbidden soldiers burst into tears, flowing down like two small rivers.
"Don't cry, don't cry! There is no flaming mountain that cannot be crossed, and there is no quicksand river that cannot be crossed. When you go back, just say that this person was killed by me and has nothing to do with you..."
Ye Xiuwen comforted them, but in the end, the imperial guards cried even more sadly. While crying, they patted the loess under their bodies and screamed: "Hero! You killed someone, and you left, and we still have Home! We are old at the top and young at the bottom, how can we live like this?"
"I'm not leaving..." Ye Xiuwen said with a smile on his chest.
"Really?"
The forbidden army's eyes lit up, staring like two glass beads.The expression was exaggerated to the extreme, and it was definitely laughing through tears.
"Fuck! You guys don't believe in your duty at all! How about sending two more people to stay and watch me? Why don't you stay?..."
Ye Xiuwen pointed to a forbidden soldier whose head shook like a rattle.Obviously he didn't want to stay.
"Then you stay?"
"No!"
Ye Xiuwen pointed to another one, but that one answered more simply.
"Then you? You?..."
Ye Xiuwen pointed at a dozen of them, but none of them were willing to stay. As a result, the twenty or so imperial guards all ran away.
"Goodbye! I'm waiting for you here, see you there?"
Ye Xiuwen waved his hands, and the escaped guards waved their hands too, with tears streaming down their faces, feeling like they really met a good man.
"Oh? Oh? This young man? Why did you let him go?"
As soon as the imperial army left, the head of Qingshi Village burst into tears. He cried much more than the imperial army.
Because there was a murder case in the village, and it was the son of the leader of the left guard who killed him, can this matter be over?
"Young man, don't leave, don't leave, once you leave, our village will be over! Would you like something to eat? Come, kill that old sow in the village, and give it to the strong man as a farewell party!..."
The old village head was very polite, but the tears were still there, but he grinned and pretended to be very happy.And he didn't know what he was talking about, so he grabbed Ye Xiuwen's hand and shook it vigorously!
"Old man? Are you?" Ye Xiuwen didn't know the old man, but he felt very enthusiastic, and he caught himself to death!
"Hehe! Old village head, don't ask so many questions, come! Come drink tea with me,... Hahaha!..."
The old village head laughed so hard that his whole face froze.
(End of this chapter)
"Ah! Ah!..."
Screaming, heart-piercing, it was Ye Xiuwen who dragged Bu Fan's hair out of the tea shed.
And this scene was reflected in the eyes of all the forbidden soldiers, apart from horror, maybe there was nothing left but horror.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you successfully pretended to be invisible, and gained +10 force,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you successfully pretended to be invisible, and gained +5 force,..."
"Ding dong!..."
…………
The system notification sound was still resounding non-stop, but this time, Ye Xiuwen was absolutely going to have a blast.
"Oh!"
Zhang Bufan was thrown on the ground by Ye Xiuwen like garbage, and Zhang Bufan's saber was caught in Ye Xiuwen's hands.
"How is it? My eldest son, do you have anything else to say now?"
"Master? You sit and talk,..."
Indeed, there were sensible guards who even brought a stool for Ye Xiuwen.And at this moment, the folks who were kneeling in the small square also gathered around.
There was 'Meng Ru' explaining it to everyone, and everyone understood what was going on, and men and women were talking aside.
Some people said that Ye Xiuwen was young and promising.And some people said that Ye Xiuwen was an outstanding talent.
Ye Xiuwen was so beautiful, and her face soared.
"Hey! It turns out that when people talk about me, it's like pretending to be invisible, and it's even higher than the forced acting! Hahaha!"
Ye Xiuwen understood, and filled with joy, he crossed his legs and asked: "What? Tell me about your crimes of looting people's property and women! Otherwise, have you seen it? Cut off the seeds of your head, and the guarantor will call you Can't be safe anymore!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!...Hero, we are wrong, we are guilty, we admit everything you say, we plead guilty, repent, and strive for leniency,..."
The forbidden soldiers kowtowed like chickens smashed into pieces of rice. On weekdays, they bullied the common people like wolves and tigers.But when they met real masters, they became third grandchildren, wishing they could call Ye Xiuwen father.
"Eh? Why don't you repent?"
Ye Xiuwen pointed his toe at Zhang Bufan.
"Hmph! What? If I don't repent, what can you do to me? Don't forget, Commander Zuowei Zhang is my father. If you kill me, let alone you, everyone in this village will be scared." Die!"
"Oh! This Mr. Zhang, is really not to be offended?"
"Yes! Yes! Killing him, in our PY mansion, is like the sky falling!"
"Can't kill, absolutely can't kill!..."
Before Zhang Bufan finished speaking, all the elders in the village began to discuss anxiously.And as these folks say.This Zhang family is a tyrant in PY Mansion.
Although the official itself is not very high, it occupies the word "official".
The official has two mouths, and he is the one who speaks the truth, so ordinary people are afraid of the official, and even if they are wronged, they must swallow it in their stomachs.
"Hey? It seems that this Zhang family really has a bad reputation? Just in time, it's time for me to pretend to be aggressive, and I can also eliminate harm for the people!"
Ye Xiuwen heard all the comments from the villagers. He smiled slightly, stood up, took two steps forward, and asked with a smile, "You said just now that if I kill you, what will happen to your father?"
"Do you even need to ask? I will definitely bring someone here and tear your body into pieces!" Zhang Bufan held his toes high.
"Bring someone? That's great!..."
Ye Xiuwen looked very happy after hearing this.But Zhang Bufan was completely stupid.I thought: What's wrong with this person, is he crazy?
"Well, you have to keep your word? If I kill you, your father must come. If your father doesn't come, he's an old bastard..."
"Wow!..."
"No!……"
Before Ye Xiuwen finished speaking, he swung the long sword in his hand.
"puff!"
Douda's head dropped, and everyone present was dumbfounded.
Those forbidden soldiers burst into tears, and all the villagers, what a shame, the mighty Mr. Zhang was killed.And don't want to die, don't want to!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, killing the pulse training period 13/72, one less evil, gaining experience +100000,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for upgrading, the current level of pulse training period is 10/72,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, forcibly pretending to be forceful successfully, and gaining force +30,..."
…………
"Hahaha! I have upgraded again, let your father come! When your father comes with someone, I will be promoted directly to the Qi training stage, it will be even more enjoyable! Hahaha!..."
Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud, but all the imperial guards knelt there with their buttocks pouted, kowtowed and prayed: "Hero, surrender yourself! If you confess, you will be lenient, and if you resist, you will be strict. It doesn't matter if you die. Don't pull us as backers,..."
All the forbidden soldiers burst into tears, flowing down like two small rivers.
"Don't cry, don't cry! There is no flaming mountain that cannot be crossed, and there is no quicksand river that cannot be crossed. When you go back, just say that this person was killed by me and has nothing to do with you..."
Ye Xiuwen comforted them, but in the end, the imperial guards cried even more sadly. While crying, they patted the loess under their bodies and screamed: "Hero! You killed someone, and you left, and we still have Home! We are old at the top and young at the bottom, how can we live like this?"
"I'm not leaving..." Ye Xiuwen said with a smile on his chest.
"Really?"
The forbidden army's eyes lit up, staring like two glass beads.The expression was exaggerated to the extreme, and it was definitely laughing through tears.
"Fuck! You guys don't believe in your duty at all! How about sending two more people to stay and watch me? Why don't you stay?..."
Ye Xiuwen pointed to a forbidden soldier whose head shook like a rattle.Obviously he didn't want to stay.
"Then you stay?"
"No!"
Ye Xiuwen pointed to another one, but that one answered more simply.
"Then you? You?..."
Ye Xiuwen pointed at a dozen of them, but none of them were willing to stay. As a result, the twenty or so imperial guards all ran away.
"Goodbye! I'm waiting for you here, see you there?"
Ye Xiuwen waved his hands, and the escaped guards waved their hands too, with tears streaming down their faces, feeling like they really met a good man.
"Oh? Oh? This young man? Why did you let him go?"
As soon as the imperial army left, the head of Qingshi Village burst into tears. He cried much more than the imperial army.
Because there was a murder case in the village, and it was the son of the leader of the left guard who killed him, can this matter be over?
"Young man, don't leave, don't leave, once you leave, our village will be over! Would you like something to eat? Come, kill that old sow in the village, and give it to the strong man as a farewell party!..."
The old village head was very polite, but the tears were still there, but he grinned and pretended to be very happy.And he didn't know what he was talking about, so he grabbed Ye Xiuwen's hand and shook it vigorously!
"Old man? Are you?" Ye Xiuwen didn't know the old man, but he felt very enthusiastic, and he caught himself to death!
"Hehe! Old village head, don't ask so many questions, come! Come drink tea with me,... Hahaha!..."
The old village head laughed so hard that his whole face froze.
(End of this chapter)
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