Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 70 My grandson is here!

"I just turned over two mountains! I found another river! Princess wife, she has big waves and plenty of water!

hey-hey!Eat my old grandson a stick.

To kill you, throw the hood, take off the trousers, tremble the legs, tremble the chrysanthemum, and open up a road to the sky, wide and wide, "

"Brother Monkey? What are you singing?"

Ye Xiuwen exchanged the sticks, put on a tiger skin skirt, played there very arrogantly, and even sang while playing.But Princess Zhu Ning, how could she understand?So ask.

"Hey! This is a spell. After a while, my grandson will use this spell to send the master of the secret door to see my Buddha in the Western Paradise."

"Brother Monkey? Didn't you say that bad people will go to hell? How could you go to the west to see my Buddha?"

"Almsgiver? Don't you understand? This villain also burns incense and spends money to buy his joints. He can also go to the West Paradise to see my Buddha, Namo Amitabha Buddha. It's all because my grandson didn't say anything!"

"Hey! I didn't expect Xitian to be so corrupt!"

"Eh? That's just what the saying goes. If someone has big breasts, it's okay to be surprised, benefactor? It's not too late, let's pretend to be coercive,"

"Pretentious?" Zhu Ning felt that he couldn't understand the monkey man's spell more and more.

"No, the benefactor got it wrong. It's about saving people. Let's go!"

With Zhu Ning on his back, Ye Xiuwen ran towards the secret door with a big stride, holding a black iron rod in his hand.

"Stop? Who?"

After walking a hundred steps, he jumped out of the secret door and asked the disciples.

"Hey! Hey! Give me a stick from my old grandson,"

Ye Xiuwen was not polite at all, he was a blow when he went up and knocked them all down.

There are seven or eight in total. How can a martial artist in the pulse training period be his opponent.

"Brother Monkey? Are you really good at it?"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."

Ye Xiuwen's forced moves came again, besides Zhu Ning's 300 forced moves, those boys also lost their forced moves when they were dying. At home and outside, they got a total of more than [-] forced moves.

At this time, Ye Xiuwen not only made money from dressing up, but also made more than 200 more.

"Hahaha!."

Ye Xiuwen was very cheerful, but he felt that he had acted too quickly, and killed someone before he pretended to be aggressive. What's the point of that?He has to put on a lot of pretense!
Arrived!

This secret door really deserves to be the second killer organization in Jianghu. It is not afraid of the imperial court's encirclement and suppression. It only sent seven or eight people to patrol the mountain, and then there were no one.

There are sixteen martial artists in the pulse training stage at the door, but seeing Ye Xiuwen and Zhu Ning, they thought they were visiting guests!

However, when Ye Xiuwen approached and took a look, oh my god, a monster is here.Sixteen people almost smashed the door and fell into the door together!

"It's not good, sect master! The big thing is not good, a monster has come,"

The disciples of the secret sect fled and reported to the inner courtyard, but the sect master of the secret sect 'Hei Feng Sha' was not there, and the alchemy demon went to the back mountain!

"Hey! My old grandson is here too, let that 'Black Wind Sha' get fucked off!" Ye Xiuwen's voice changed, as if he was a monkey reincarnated, with slurred speech.

"Boom! Boom!."

"Ah! Ah!."

Ye Xiuwen swiped with his stick, and with one sweep, a large area was formed. The warriors in the qi training stage and the pulse training stage are all the same, and they are not his all-in-one enemy at all!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, kill a secret disciple in the early stage of Qi training, experience +500000,."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, forcibly pretending to be coercive successfully, and getting a coercive grid +30."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the hidden attribute of the dress is triggered, and the intimidation +3% is obtained."

"Wucao, what the hell is this 'threat'? Is it because I'm too ugly?"

Ye Xiuwen also took out a small mirror, took a picture, and felt that although his face was a bit weird, he was still quite handsome.

"Eh? Come here for me? Your sect master, where are you going?"

Ye Xiuwen grabbed one and gasped for breath, but in the end, this kid, seeing Ye Xiuwen's furry face, hiccupped and lost his breath.

"Mist Grass, so unintimidating? How did you get into the underworld?"

Ye Xiuwen expressed his dissatisfaction, but Zhu Ning, who was behind him, burst out laughing.

"Brother Monkey? They may be on the top of the mountain. It is said that the demon can practice some spells, so he can practice immortality pills!"

Zhu Ning reminded, but Ye Xiuwen didn't believe that at all, what kind of monster?Hex?All of them are deceitful, in front of him, Monkey King, they are all paper tigers.

"I just turned over two mountains! I found another river! Princess wife, she has big waves and plenty of water!

hey-hey!Eat my old grandson, "

Ye Xiuwen sang triumphantly and rushed to the top of the mountain.And at this moment, the master of the secret door, 'Black Wind Sha', also got the news.

It is said that a monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth rushed into the secret door, and the disciples of the secret door were not his opponents. More than a hundred people were killed, and they came straight to the holy mountain!

"Ah? A bold monster, dare to attack my secret door? You all go to me and stop him! Don't let him come up, the fairy is casting a spell!"

At this moment, just as Hei Fengsha said, the demon is offering sacrifices to the heavens. As long as the sacrifices to the heavens are successful, he can kill all the five hundred virgins and virgins, take their hearts and livers and throw them into the alchemy furnace. Make immortality pill.

And that Yaodao also said that more than two pills of immortality can be produced in one furnace, and at that time, one will be dedicated to Wei Zhongxian, Eunuch Wei, and the remaining two will be shared between the two of them. , to gain immortality!
Of course, whether this is true or not is still in doubt, but I believe it when I say that the black wind is evil.

Who doesn't like to live forever?And Heifengsha is no exception, even if the alchemy is successful today, and all the people in the secret door are dead, he thinks it is worth it.

"Quick! Quick!."

Under Hei Feng Sha's order, 200 disciples of the secret sect guarding the mountain headed down the mountain, but they didn't want to encounter the monster carrying Zhu Ning as soon as they walked halfway up the mountain!

"Ah? It really is a monster?"

"That's right, this monster looks like a monkey, holding a stick in his hand, isn't it the legendary Monkey King?"

"Monkey King? It must be just a legend, right? Why did it appear here?"

"Who knows? Maybe it's because the demon way took people's lives to make alchemy, and it's bad to be punished by heaven?"

"Damn it? Since it was the demon that offended Tianwei, why should I resist?"

(End of this chapter)