Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 77 Two bags on the chest!
Chapter 77 Two bags on the chest!
50 points, to the current Ye Xiuwen, is nothing at all.
Moreover, he really tasted the sweetness of dressing up, with dressing up, there is no disadvantage in pretending!
"Eh? What the hell?"
Ye Xiuwen was startled when he put on the costume. When he touched his chest, there were two more bags, and the little bird was gone, replaced by 'one cake'.
"Mist grass, what's going on?"
Ye Xiuwen didn't understand why he turned into a woman, so he hurriedly asked the system, "Hurry up, I've got a problem, put on clothes and become a woman!"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that 'Hua Wuque' is originally a woman,"
"Isn't that right? Hua Wuque is a man, and he's still in Yihua Palace, picking up girls, huh?"
Ye Xiuwen was stunned, he was right after thinking about it!Those women in Yihua Palace all looked like gods, and Hua Wuque stayed in Yihua Palace for so long, but she was still a baby.
Of course, the strangest thing is Xiao Yu'er, this kid, who walks around Hua Wuque's butt every day, why on earth is this?
"Hey!"
Ye Xiuwen understood, and put on the high-grade human skin mask he had just exchanged for, and everything was in order.
Little white face, willow-leaf eyebrows, no Adam's apple, serious face, serious expression, alas!He fell in love with himself.
Ye Xiuwen knew that this was all due to the 30% charm.This time, let alone a woman.Even men have to fall in love with themselves.
"Hang fried Tianxiongtai? Why are you here?"
"Mist grass, can you recognize this?"
When Ye Xiuwen saw the falling Hunjiang dragon, he felt such an urge to lie.He was recognized unexpectedly.
"Hey, nose, I remember the smell on your body, it can't be fooled!"
"Oh! That's what it is,"
Ye Xiuwen slapped his thighs, because this is really a big failure in dressing up. Even if his clothes change and his appearance changes, his smell will never change.
"What to do about this?"
Ye Xiuwen looked up to the sky to invite the sun, and they formed three people facing each other, because the Hunjiang dragon was actually standing in the shade.
"Brother, I have all kinds of strange fragrances here, you can try them, as long as you smear a little on your body, the smell will change, and others will not be able to distinguish you!"
Hunjiang Longdao still has some tricks, and even came up with a series of tips.
This kit contains all kinds of spices.
Of course, this is not an ordinary spice, but the kind of spice that will cover up other smells as long as you apply a little.
"Oh, this thing is really good, where did you get it?"
Ye Xiuwen happily took the spices and sniffed them one by one.
"This person is floating in the rivers and lakes, and he has to use all kinds of means. This is a good saying, so be prepared? Eh? Hanging and bombing Tianxiongtai? Why did you tie me up?"
Hunjiang Dragon is still talking endlessly!Unexpectedly, Ye Xiuwen grabbed a rope from nowhere and tied his hands.
"Hey, you kid, you're the Mystery Man, you still don't know about it like me? Huh?."
While tying it up, Ye Xiuwen gave him a wink.
"Ah? What Mysterious Adventurer? I don't know, I don't know." Hun Jianglong denied.
"I see you kid, you don't shed tears when you see the coffin, what is this?"
Ye Xiuwen took out the series of kits.
"A sachet?" Hun Jianglong answered quickly.
"Hey! I know it's a sachet, but you seem to have forgotten what I do.
I was born in six schools, and I remembered the two scents on your body just by smelling them. Do you want to say that there is such a coincidence in this world? "
Ye Xiuwen asked back, but Hun Jianglong was stupid at the time, and quickly apologized with a smile: "Hehe, I admire, I admire, I really admire it, but it's useless for you to catch me?"
"why?"
Ye Xiuwen asked back, locking the rope buckle in his hand in vain, but he didn't want to loose the rope, and the people from Hunjianglong disappeared.
"Brother, we will meet one day in the future, I wish you good luck,"
The Hunjiang dragon man left, but left behind such a sentence.
"I saw your grandma's tricks. When I learn the magic technique, I have to catch you!"
Ye Xiuwen said harsh words, but he took out the sachet, found one at random, and sprayed it on himself.
"Ping! Ping! Hua Wuque!"
Ye Xiuwen cleared his throat, and the system immediately adjusted Hua Wuque's voice for him.
This voice is nice, it sounds like a teenager's voice, very magnetic.
"Huh? Bang,"
An elder sister came out from the opposite door, holding a wooden basin, as if she was going to do laundry, but when she saw Ye Xiuwen, her legs gave way and the wooden basin was lost.
"Sister? Are you okay?"
"Huh? Uh!."
Ye Xiuwen just said a word, and the eldest sister fainted from excitement.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
"Hahaha! This outfit is simply stunning. It seems that women still like dudes! Those who like monkeys are still in the minority!"
Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud, people had already walked to the market!
"Uh!."
Another older sister fell on her back, while the younger girls screamed with excitement when they saw Ye Xiuwen!
"Ah! So handsome!. I'm going to faint, faint,"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
"Ah, I really want to marry him."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
Ye Xiuwen walked a street, there were at least [-] to [-] people who fainted, and among them, there were actually two big men who picked their feet.
This is simply too cool, Ye Xiuwen's aggressive style exploded to [-] plus in an instant.
It was just a little bit closer, and Ye Xiuwen could exchange for his 'God's Walk'.
After walking less than a hundred steps, Ye Xiuwen returned to the restaurant at that time.
"Get out of the way, didn't look at Miss Ben, are you bothered?"
Just as Ye Xiuwen was about to enter the door, he didn't want to go in, knocked out a person, and raised his whip, ready to beat him.
But the whip was lifted into the air by her, but it froze.
"you?"
Murong stared at Ye Xiuwen as if she was stupid, because she had never seen such an extraordinary man before in her age!
"Miss, please, I am blocking your way,"
Ye Xiuwen bowed slightly, while Murong's whole body was numb.
(End of this chapter)
50 points, to the current Ye Xiuwen, is nothing at all.
Moreover, he really tasted the sweetness of dressing up, with dressing up, there is no disadvantage in pretending!
"Eh? What the hell?"
Ye Xiuwen was startled when he put on the costume. When he touched his chest, there were two more bags, and the little bird was gone, replaced by 'one cake'.
"Mist grass, what's going on?"
Ye Xiuwen didn't understand why he turned into a woman, so he hurriedly asked the system, "Hurry up, I've got a problem, put on clothes and become a woman!"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that 'Hua Wuque' is originally a woman,"
"Isn't that right? Hua Wuque is a man, and he's still in Yihua Palace, picking up girls, huh?"
Ye Xiuwen was stunned, he was right after thinking about it!Those women in Yihua Palace all looked like gods, and Hua Wuque stayed in Yihua Palace for so long, but she was still a baby.
Of course, the strangest thing is Xiao Yu'er, this kid, who walks around Hua Wuque's butt every day, why on earth is this?
"Hey!"
Ye Xiuwen understood, and put on the high-grade human skin mask he had just exchanged for, and everything was in order.
Little white face, willow-leaf eyebrows, no Adam's apple, serious face, serious expression, alas!He fell in love with himself.
Ye Xiuwen knew that this was all due to the 30% charm.This time, let alone a woman.Even men have to fall in love with themselves.
"Hang fried Tianxiongtai? Why are you here?"
"Mist grass, can you recognize this?"
When Ye Xiuwen saw the falling Hunjiang dragon, he felt such an urge to lie.He was recognized unexpectedly.
"Hey, nose, I remember the smell on your body, it can't be fooled!"
"Oh! That's what it is,"
Ye Xiuwen slapped his thighs, because this is really a big failure in dressing up. Even if his clothes change and his appearance changes, his smell will never change.
"What to do about this?"
Ye Xiuwen looked up to the sky to invite the sun, and they formed three people facing each other, because the Hunjiang dragon was actually standing in the shade.
"Brother, I have all kinds of strange fragrances here, you can try them, as long as you smear a little on your body, the smell will change, and others will not be able to distinguish you!"
Hunjiang Longdao still has some tricks, and even came up with a series of tips.
This kit contains all kinds of spices.
Of course, this is not an ordinary spice, but the kind of spice that will cover up other smells as long as you apply a little.
"Oh, this thing is really good, where did you get it?"
Ye Xiuwen happily took the spices and sniffed them one by one.
"This person is floating in the rivers and lakes, and he has to use all kinds of means. This is a good saying, so be prepared? Eh? Hanging and bombing Tianxiongtai? Why did you tie me up?"
Hunjiang Dragon is still talking endlessly!Unexpectedly, Ye Xiuwen grabbed a rope from nowhere and tied his hands.
"Hey, you kid, you're the Mystery Man, you still don't know about it like me? Huh?."
While tying it up, Ye Xiuwen gave him a wink.
"Ah? What Mysterious Adventurer? I don't know, I don't know." Hun Jianglong denied.
"I see you kid, you don't shed tears when you see the coffin, what is this?"
Ye Xiuwen took out the series of kits.
"A sachet?" Hun Jianglong answered quickly.
"Hey! I know it's a sachet, but you seem to have forgotten what I do.
I was born in six schools, and I remembered the two scents on your body just by smelling them. Do you want to say that there is such a coincidence in this world? "
Ye Xiuwen asked back, but Hun Jianglong was stupid at the time, and quickly apologized with a smile: "Hehe, I admire, I admire, I really admire it, but it's useless for you to catch me?"
"why?"
Ye Xiuwen asked back, locking the rope buckle in his hand in vain, but he didn't want to loose the rope, and the people from Hunjianglong disappeared.
"Brother, we will meet one day in the future, I wish you good luck,"
The Hunjiang dragon man left, but left behind such a sentence.
"I saw your grandma's tricks. When I learn the magic technique, I have to catch you!"
Ye Xiuwen said harsh words, but he took out the sachet, found one at random, and sprayed it on himself.
"Ping! Ping! Hua Wuque!"
Ye Xiuwen cleared his throat, and the system immediately adjusted Hua Wuque's voice for him.
This voice is nice, it sounds like a teenager's voice, very magnetic.
"Huh? Bang,"
An elder sister came out from the opposite door, holding a wooden basin, as if she was going to do laundry, but when she saw Ye Xiuwen, her legs gave way and the wooden basin was lost.
"Sister? Are you okay?"
"Huh? Uh!."
Ye Xiuwen just said a word, and the eldest sister fainted from excitement.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
"Hahaha! This outfit is simply stunning. It seems that women still like dudes! Those who like monkeys are still in the minority!"
Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud, people had already walked to the market!
"Uh!."
Another older sister fell on her back, while the younger girls screamed with excitement when they saw Ye Xiuwen!
"Ah! So handsome!. I'm going to faint, faint,"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
"Ah, I really want to marry him."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
Ye Xiuwen walked a street, there were at least [-] to [-] people who fainted, and among them, there were actually two big men who picked their feet.
This is simply too cool, Ye Xiuwen's aggressive style exploded to [-] plus in an instant.
It was just a little bit closer, and Ye Xiuwen could exchange for his 'God's Walk'.
After walking less than a hundred steps, Ye Xiuwen returned to the restaurant at that time.
"Get out of the way, didn't look at Miss Ben, are you bothered?"
Just as Ye Xiuwen was about to enter the door, he didn't want to go in, knocked out a person, and raised his whip, ready to beat him.
But the whip was lifted into the air by her, but it froze.
"you?"
Murong stared at Ye Xiuwen as if she was stupid, because she had never seen such an extraordinary man before in her age!
"Miss, please, I am blocking your way,"
Ye Xiuwen bowed slightly, while Murong's whole body was numb.
(End of this chapter)
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