Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 83 In the crotch, catch the bird!
Chapter 83 In the crotch, catch the bird!
"It's delicious, it's really delicious! Although it's much worse than Playboy's craftsmanship, the taste is still so delicious!"
"That's right! I really want to eat it again, dude, grilled wings cooked by myself!"
Sleepless in the middle of the night, a group of old men actually held various barbecues, looked up at the bright moon, and reminisced about that golden roasted wing.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +30."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +40 force."
"Ding Dong,"
It was late at night now, and Ye Xiuwen's forceful style still resounded non-stop, and he was overjoyed.
That bitch, Murong, has already been sent away by him, and she still wants to live with Ye Xiuwen, talking about making cooked rice with raw rice!
Ye Xiuwen, is that kind of person?Even if they want to reproduce offspring, who should be divided?
Ye Xiuwen didn't get used to that, and directly criticized and educated her, saying that she was vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch, anyway, she was very vulgar.
After hearing these words, Murong felt remorseful, and said that she would change her mind and be a good person in the future.
Of course, before leaving, I didn't forget to hand over the family's 'Wan Jian Gui Xin Shu'.
Can Ye Xiuwen want this?Is he the kind of person who loves little ones?He rejected it on the spot, and just secretly copied a copy.
"Quack! Ten thousand swords returning to the heart? What kind of swordsmanship is this book?"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that to use "Wan Jian Gui Xin Shu", you need to consume +400 points, please ask the host, do you want to use it?"
Based on this force alone, Ye Xiuwen felt that he couldn't go wrong, the top-level martial arts were so expensive.
"use!"
Ye Xiuwen clicked to use it, and instantly all the methods of the 'Wan Jian Gui Xin Shu' were integrated into his memory.
This integration is as easy as eating and drinking.Ye Xiuwen remembered it right away, even if he wanted to, he couldn't forget it.
"Haha! So that's it, this is actually 'Heart Sword Art', no wonder that old fellow Mu Lingyun is so powerful!"
look!Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud, and he also had a comprehensive understanding of the 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique'.
This 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart', just like the 'Heart Sword Art', is all about controlling the sword with the heart.
The long sword flew out, beheading the person, just in the blink of an eye.
It was originally rumored in the world that Mu Lingyun knew how to control swordsmanship, but now it seems that it is a big fallacy in the wild world, so what kind of fart is it to control swordsmanship?It's just the primary method of the 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique'.
And if, if this 'thousand swords returning to the heart technique' is practiced to perfection, maybe it is really possible to shoot ten thousand arrows at once.
In other words, this 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique' is very likely to be upgraded.
This is simply too cool, if this Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique can be upgraded to the Heaven Rank version, I don't know how terrifying it will be!
Ye Xiuwen was so happy that he rolled on the bed until the next morning when he woke up.
"Oh! It's not easy to be such a badass! He speaks politely and doesn't match me at all!"
Ye Xiuwen sent away the little Taoist priest who came to serve him, and it felt like today was the only day.After today is over, he will no longer be Hua Wuque.
"Hmm! Playboy, are you awake?"
After being reprimanded by Ye Xiuwen, Murongdao was much more dignified, knowing to ask first when entering the room.
"Hehe! Xiao Ke woke up a long time ago. Miss I don't know, did you rest well last night?"
"Tossing and turning, sleepless all night, really listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books! Before me, I regarded myself as beautiful and beautiful, and the country was beautiful,..."
"spit!"
Ye Xiuwen spat hard in his heart, and said in his heart: Damn it, this is called repentance?Isn't it the same as before?
"Miss? The Martial Arts Tournament has begun, and the master invites you to go!"
The sword slave who ran outside called Murong's away, but this woman was still thinking before leaving: I am a man of great demeanor and a peerless beauty.
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen was about to vomit blood and die, he had never seen such an arrogant woman.
When I was young, I arrived at the martial arts arena, which was actually an empty sandy field on the top of the mountain.
The sandy ground was cleaned very clean by the Taoist priests, and a stand was built in the north.
There is an awning on the stand. At this moment, Mu Lingyun and the others are sitting upright on the stand, which is about ten feet high.
Xi Fenglie and Nan Gongchuan are also there, as well as Xi Fengchou and Gong Jiuling, these two boys are also on it.
Needless to say, Mu Lingyun and Murong were sitting on the main seat, but like a group of low-level characters, they all stood on the sandy ground.
"Playboy? Come up quickly!"
As soon as Ye Xiuwen arrived, Murong greeted him, that kind of hospitality made people feel sour.
"Pfft! What is it? A little boy in the Qi training period, what's so awesome about it?"
"That's right, this level of realm is not even as good as ours, isn't it just born whiter? If I wash it clean, it will be quite white!"
"What's the use of Bibai? It needs to be big! Look at me? Is it just this size? Think about it?"
"What the hell? It's said in the book that the bigger the man, the smaller the guy,"
"puff!."
Everyone is laughing, anyway, the big guy is dumb and eats coptis, and he can't tell the pain, no matter how big you are?Do you dare to show it?
So at this moment, there was an uproar in the audience, and Ye Xiuwen stepped into the stands.
"Hehe! Seniors, dear brothers!"
Ye Xiuwen smiled slightly, while the others cupped their hands symbolically.
"Okay, since people are almost here, then old man, let me announce the rules of this martial arts competition!"
Mu Lingyun walked to the front of the stand, but someone from the audience asked, "Rules? What are the rules for this martial arts competition? Go up and fight one after another, and the last one left will be the ringleader, and he will be able to marry you." Sister Murong, hahaha!."
The laughing man was the big man from Shicai. He was about [-] meters tall. Standing on the sidelines, he was about two feet taller than ordinary people.
And this person is a martial artist in the late stage of Qi training.
If his comprehension is high enough, he will definitely be able to compete with the warriors in the Qi Transformation Period!
"Well said! This is exactly what the old man is going to explain next!
This time, there were a lot of people in the martial arts competition, and the previous martial arts competitions for recruiting relatives were all random fights, and some people even did not hesitate to use wheel fights!
Therefore, in order to avoid such things from happening, the old man set up three levels of assessment!
This first level, catch the bird! .”
"What? Catching birds? I didn't expect Leader Mu to be so good at it?"
"That's right? The kung fu of catching birds is not something that ordinary people can master. Anyway, my birds don't catch them, what about yours?"
"I don't want to grab mine? It'll break if I grab it!"
(End of this chapter)
"It's delicious, it's really delicious! Although it's much worse than Playboy's craftsmanship, the taste is still so delicious!"
"That's right! I really want to eat it again, dude, grilled wings cooked by myself!"
Sleepless in the middle of the night, a group of old men actually held various barbecues, looked up at the bright moon, and reminisced about that golden roasted wing.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +30."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +40 force."
"Ding Dong,"
It was late at night now, and Ye Xiuwen's forceful style still resounded non-stop, and he was overjoyed.
That bitch, Murong, has already been sent away by him, and she still wants to live with Ye Xiuwen, talking about making cooked rice with raw rice!
Ye Xiuwen, is that kind of person?Even if they want to reproduce offspring, who should be divided?
Ye Xiuwen didn't get used to that, and directly criticized and educated her, saying that she was vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch, anyway, she was very vulgar.
After hearing these words, Murong felt remorseful, and said that she would change her mind and be a good person in the future.
Of course, before leaving, I didn't forget to hand over the family's 'Wan Jian Gui Xin Shu'.
Can Ye Xiuwen want this?Is he the kind of person who loves little ones?He rejected it on the spot, and just secretly copied a copy.
"Quack! Ten thousand swords returning to the heart? What kind of swordsmanship is this book?"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that to use "Wan Jian Gui Xin Shu", you need to consume +400 points, please ask the host, do you want to use it?"
Based on this force alone, Ye Xiuwen felt that he couldn't go wrong, the top-level martial arts were so expensive.
"use!"
Ye Xiuwen clicked to use it, and instantly all the methods of the 'Wan Jian Gui Xin Shu' were integrated into his memory.
This integration is as easy as eating and drinking.Ye Xiuwen remembered it right away, even if he wanted to, he couldn't forget it.
"Haha! So that's it, this is actually 'Heart Sword Art', no wonder that old fellow Mu Lingyun is so powerful!"
look!Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud, and he also had a comprehensive understanding of the 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique'.
This 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart', just like the 'Heart Sword Art', is all about controlling the sword with the heart.
The long sword flew out, beheading the person, just in the blink of an eye.
It was originally rumored in the world that Mu Lingyun knew how to control swordsmanship, but now it seems that it is a big fallacy in the wild world, so what kind of fart is it to control swordsmanship?It's just the primary method of the 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique'.
And if, if this 'thousand swords returning to the heart technique' is practiced to perfection, maybe it is really possible to shoot ten thousand arrows at once.
In other words, this 'Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique' is very likely to be upgraded.
This is simply too cool, if this Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Heart Technique can be upgraded to the Heaven Rank version, I don't know how terrifying it will be!
Ye Xiuwen was so happy that he rolled on the bed until the next morning when he woke up.
"Oh! It's not easy to be such a badass! He speaks politely and doesn't match me at all!"
Ye Xiuwen sent away the little Taoist priest who came to serve him, and it felt like today was the only day.After today is over, he will no longer be Hua Wuque.
"Hmm! Playboy, are you awake?"
After being reprimanded by Ye Xiuwen, Murongdao was much more dignified, knowing to ask first when entering the room.
"Hehe! Xiao Ke woke up a long time ago. Miss I don't know, did you rest well last night?"
"Tossing and turning, sleepless all night, really listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books! Before me, I regarded myself as beautiful and beautiful, and the country was beautiful,..."
"spit!"
Ye Xiuwen spat hard in his heart, and said in his heart: Damn it, this is called repentance?Isn't it the same as before?
"Miss? The Martial Arts Tournament has begun, and the master invites you to go!"
The sword slave who ran outside called Murong's away, but this woman was still thinking before leaving: I am a man of great demeanor and a peerless beauty.
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen was about to vomit blood and die, he had never seen such an arrogant woman.
When I was young, I arrived at the martial arts arena, which was actually an empty sandy field on the top of the mountain.
The sandy ground was cleaned very clean by the Taoist priests, and a stand was built in the north.
There is an awning on the stand. At this moment, Mu Lingyun and the others are sitting upright on the stand, which is about ten feet high.
Xi Fenglie and Nan Gongchuan are also there, as well as Xi Fengchou and Gong Jiuling, these two boys are also on it.
Needless to say, Mu Lingyun and Murong were sitting on the main seat, but like a group of low-level characters, they all stood on the sandy ground.
"Playboy? Come up quickly!"
As soon as Ye Xiuwen arrived, Murong greeted him, that kind of hospitality made people feel sour.
"Pfft! What is it? A little boy in the Qi training period, what's so awesome about it?"
"That's right, this level of realm is not even as good as ours, isn't it just born whiter? If I wash it clean, it will be quite white!"
"What's the use of Bibai? It needs to be big! Look at me? Is it just this size? Think about it?"
"What the hell? It's said in the book that the bigger the man, the smaller the guy,"
"puff!."
Everyone is laughing, anyway, the big guy is dumb and eats coptis, and he can't tell the pain, no matter how big you are?Do you dare to show it?
So at this moment, there was an uproar in the audience, and Ye Xiuwen stepped into the stands.
"Hehe! Seniors, dear brothers!"
Ye Xiuwen smiled slightly, while the others cupped their hands symbolically.
"Okay, since people are almost here, then old man, let me announce the rules of this martial arts competition!"
Mu Lingyun walked to the front of the stand, but someone from the audience asked, "Rules? What are the rules for this martial arts competition? Go up and fight one after another, and the last one left will be the ringleader, and he will be able to marry you." Sister Murong, hahaha!."
The laughing man was the big man from Shicai. He was about [-] meters tall. Standing on the sidelines, he was about two feet taller than ordinary people.
And this person is a martial artist in the late stage of Qi training.
If his comprehension is high enough, he will definitely be able to compete with the warriors in the Qi Transformation Period!
"Well said! This is exactly what the old man is going to explain next!
This time, there were a lot of people in the martial arts competition, and the previous martial arts competitions for recruiting relatives were all random fights, and some people even did not hesitate to use wheel fights!
Therefore, in order to avoid such things from happening, the old man set up three levels of assessment!
This first level, catch the bird! .”
"What? Catching birds? I didn't expect Leader Mu to be so good at it?"
"That's right? The kung fu of catching birds is not something that ordinary people can master. Anyway, my birds don't catch them, what about yours?"
"I don't want to grab mine? It'll break if I grab it!"
(End of this chapter)
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