Rebirth of Pangu: Killing systems at the beginning
Chapter 282 Chapter 282: The Intoxicated Monkey King
Chapter 282 Chapter 282: The Intoxicated Monkey King
"Old Land, it's you again! Why are you always haunted!" Sun Wukong looked at the land that kept blocking his way, annoyed and funny.
"Pantaoyuan is an important place. If there is a mistake, no one can afford it! It has to be done!" said the land with his head held high.
"Did my old grandson let you take the blame?" Sun Wukong grabbed the monkey's cheek, took out the Jade Emperor's edict from his chest, and threw it on the wrinkled face of the land:
"Look clearly, this is Yu...an imperial edict, ordering my old grandson to be the deputy steward of Pantao Garden, and to take care of this poor son of Pantao Garden together with Brother Cheng Yaojin!"
After spending so long with the immortals and gods in the heavenly court, he also knows the size of some official positions in the heavenly court.
For example, the manager of Pantaoyuan, although not very big, is better than leisure. What he wants is leisure, and he is unwilling to work hard for official duties every day.
The land took the edict, read it carefully, and then confirmed the authenticity, and finally believed that the monkey was really sent by the Jade Emperor to guard the Peach Garden.
but…
Let the monkeys look at Taoyuan, isn't this meat buns beating dogs?
The earth seriously doubted the motive of the Jade Emperor sending monkeys to guard the Peach Garden. Even he could see this kind of thing clearly.
Obviously, this is the decision of the big man above, and he has nothing to do with it. As long as the big man above decides, even if something goes wrong, the little people like them don't have to take the blame.
Immediately, Tutu changed his face, and said politely to Sun Wukong with a smile: "It turns out to be the Great Sage! Please come inside! Please come inside! Welcome the Great Sage to take office here!"
"Hmph! You're smart, my old grandson won't care about you!" Sun Wukong walked into the peach garden with his hands behind his back and his head held high. He looked at the peach trees full of mischievous eyes and licked his lips.
"Ahem! Where is Brother Cheng Yaojin?" Monkey King asked as he walked.
"Great Sage, the steward is resting under the peach tree! It's just ahead!" said the land.
"Yeah!" Sun Wukong nodded pretendingly.
"Great Sage! Allow me to introduce this flat peach to you!" The land looked eager to express.
"it is good!"
So, the land again introduced the [-] peach trees in the flat peach garden to Monkey King. The words made Monkey King itchy, drooling, like a cat scratching his heart, and he couldn't wait to hug the flat peaches and eat them. Fan.
At this time, he had no other thoughts in his mind, he just wanted to hold the flat peach and eat it well, as for other things, he didn't think about it at all.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and thought of a way to get rid of the land.
"Hmm! I and Cheng Yaojin are also old friends. I will work with him from now on. Now I want to have a good talk with him! You should leave first!" Sun Wukong pretended to be extremely With a serious look, he said to the land seriously.
"Yes! Understood! I will resign!" Tu Tu nodded and left.
Sun Wukong watched him leave, and when he sensed that the land had left the Peach Garden, his eyes glared at the peaches all over the tree, and the peaches everywhere, wishing he could jump over and love them now.
But there are still people who haven't solved it.
Monkey King looked at Pangu who was resting on the recliner, and with a glance, he saw a few peach pits under the recliner.
These peach pits are all the size of an egg. Obviously, the flat peaches to eat are from the best twelve hundred peach trees.
"Well, Cheng Yaojin, you dare to guard yourself!" Sun Wukong looked upright and aggrieved, but his eyes were always staring at the peach pit.
"Since you have already eaten eight, it shouldn't be a problem for my old grandson to eat a few! Anyway, we are the ones in charge, and no one knows how many less!" Sun Wukong said softly to himself.
In front of Monkey King, Pangu, who was dozing off under the peach tree, heard what Monkey King said, and felt happy. He even found a reason for stealing. Is this trying to find a reason for stealing?
"Hey...but I can't let you know when my grandson is eating!" Sun Wukong chuckled, pulled out a vellus hair on his face with his fingers, turned into a sleepy bug, and blew at Pangu.
The sleepy bug landed on Pan Gu's body, so naturally it would have no effect on Pan Gu.
"Good boy, you want to eat alone, don't call me!" Pangu cursed secretly, then pretended to stretch in his sleep, turned over and continued to sleep.
Monkey King walked up to him and clapped his hands. Seeing that Pangu didn't respond, he knew that his sleepiness had worked.
This sleepy person is the best one of the supernatural powers he has learned. Even the Taiyi Jinxian who is in the same realm as him can sleep for ten days and eight nights if he is tricked without paying attention.
This Cheng Yaojin talent is a celestial being, if no one casts a spell to wake him up, sleeping for tens of thousands of years will be considered short.
The monkey never thought about whether Pangu would be implicated if he did this. If he destroyed all the flat peaches, everyone in the flat peach garden would be implicated.
Before, the land just thought that the monkey was just addicted to the mouth, and would let go after eating a few. He didn't expect that the monkey would destroy all the ripe flat peaches.
As Cheng Yaojin and Sun Wukong, if they eat a few pills, they will just turn a blind eye and pass by, and Heavenly Court will not use this as an issue.
But the difference between eating a few and eating all of them is too big. If they eat all of them, there will be no more flat peaches in this Pantao Festival, and the Jade Emperor will be furious...
If the land knew, it would be impossible for Monkey Sun to enter the peach garden alone.
And Sun Houzi never thought that if he did this, the people guarding the Pantao Garden would be implicated by him.
After performing the spell, the monkey completely let himself go. He looked left and right, and finally saw a flat peach tree with the largest and reddest peaches among the 9000-year-old varieties.
In an instant, the monkey's eyes turned red. He jumped up and landed lightly on the branch of the flat peach tree. With a single move, a flat peach that was only slightly smaller than a football fell into his hand.
I saw that this flat peach was fresh, tender and juicy, crystal clear, elegant in texture, clear in fragrance and sweet in taste. Just smelling it, one could fall into endless intoxication.
Monkey King couldn't bear it anymore, hugged the flat peach, and couldn't wait to bite it down!
In an instant, the juice overflowed, and an extremely sweet taste hit his taste buds. It was as mellow as old wine, and as fresh as summer flowers. The juice and flesh were filled with extremely pure innate aura. His throat entered into the abdomen, and was instantly refined by the body, without any impurities, and absorbed without hindrance.
The most important thing is that the great terror that has been suppressed in his heart and soul has quietly dissipated!
The immortal calamity once every 500 years has been transformed into a peach!
(End of this chapter)
"Old Land, it's you again! Why are you always haunted!" Sun Wukong looked at the land that kept blocking his way, annoyed and funny.
"Pantaoyuan is an important place. If there is a mistake, no one can afford it! It has to be done!" said the land with his head held high.
"Did my old grandson let you take the blame?" Sun Wukong grabbed the monkey's cheek, took out the Jade Emperor's edict from his chest, and threw it on the wrinkled face of the land:
"Look clearly, this is Yu...an imperial edict, ordering my old grandson to be the deputy steward of Pantao Garden, and to take care of this poor son of Pantao Garden together with Brother Cheng Yaojin!"
After spending so long with the immortals and gods in the heavenly court, he also knows the size of some official positions in the heavenly court.
For example, the manager of Pantaoyuan, although not very big, is better than leisure. What he wants is leisure, and he is unwilling to work hard for official duties every day.
The land took the edict, read it carefully, and then confirmed the authenticity, and finally believed that the monkey was really sent by the Jade Emperor to guard the Peach Garden.
but…
Let the monkeys look at Taoyuan, isn't this meat buns beating dogs?
The earth seriously doubted the motive of the Jade Emperor sending monkeys to guard the Peach Garden. Even he could see this kind of thing clearly.
Obviously, this is the decision of the big man above, and he has nothing to do with it. As long as the big man above decides, even if something goes wrong, the little people like them don't have to take the blame.
Immediately, Tutu changed his face, and said politely to Sun Wukong with a smile: "It turns out to be the Great Sage! Please come inside! Please come inside! Welcome the Great Sage to take office here!"
"Hmph! You're smart, my old grandson won't care about you!" Sun Wukong walked into the peach garden with his hands behind his back and his head held high. He looked at the peach trees full of mischievous eyes and licked his lips.
"Ahem! Where is Brother Cheng Yaojin?" Monkey King asked as he walked.
"Great Sage, the steward is resting under the peach tree! It's just ahead!" said the land.
"Yeah!" Sun Wukong nodded pretendingly.
"Great Sage! Allow me to introduce this flat peach to you!" The land looked eager to express.
"it is good!"
So, the land again introduced the [-] peach trees in the flat peach garden to Monkey King. The words made Monkey King itchy, drooling, like a cat scratching his heart, and he couldn't wait to hug the flat peaches and eat them. Fan.
At this time, he had no other thoughts in his mind, he just wanted to hold the flat peach and eat it well, as for other things, he didn't think about it at all.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and thought of a way to get rid of the land.
"Hmm! I and Cheng Yaojin are also old friends. I will work with him from now on. Now I want to have a good talk with him! You should leave first!" Sun Wukong pretended to be extremely With a serious look, he said to the land seriously.
"Yes! Understood! I will resign!" Tu Tu nodded and left.
Sun Wukong watched him leave, and when he sensed that the land had left the Peach Garden, his eyes glared at the peaches all over the tree, and the peaches everywhere, wishing he could jump over and love them now.
But there are still people who haven't solved it.
Monkey King looked at Pangu who was resting on the recliner, and with a glance, he saw a few peach pits under the recliner.
These peach pits are all the size of an egg. Obviously, the flat peaches to eat are from the best twelve hundred peach trees.
"Well, Cheng Yaojin, you dare to guard yourself!" Sun Wukong looked upright and aggrieved, but his eyes were always staring at the peach pit.
"Since you have already eaten eight, it shouldn't be a problem for my old grandson to eat a few! Anyway, we are the ones in charge, and no one knows how many less!" Sun Wukong said softly to himself.
In front of Monkey King, Pangu, who was dozing off under the peach tree, heard what Monkey King said, and felt happy. He even found a reason for stealing. Is this trying to find a reason for stealing?
"Hey...but I can't let you know when my grandson is eating!" Sun Wukong chuckled, pulled out a vellus hair on his face with his fingers, turned into a sleepy bug, and blew at Pangu.
The sleepy bug landed on Pan Gu's body, so naturally it would have no effect on Pan Gu.
"Good boy, you want to eat alone, don't call me!" Pangu cursed secretly, then pretended to stretch in his sleep, turned over and continued to sleep.
Monkey King walked up to him and clapped his hands. Seeing that Pangu didn't respond, he knew that his sleepiness had worked.
This sleepy person is the best one of the supernatural powers he has learned. Even the Taiyi Jinxian who is in the same realm as him can sleep for ten days and eight nights if he is tricked without paying attention.
This Cheng Yaojin talent is a celestial being, if no one casts a spell to wake him up, sleeping for tens of thousands of years will be considered short.
The monkey never thought about whether Pangu would be implicated if he did this. If he destroyed all the flat peaches, everyone in the flat peach garden would be implicated.
Before, the land just thought that the monkey was just addicted to the mouth, and would let go after eating a few. He didn't expect that the monkey would destroy all the ripe flat peaches.
As Cheng Yaojin and Sun Wukong, if they eat a few pills, they will just turn a blind eye and pass by, and Heavenly Court will not use this as an issue.
But the difference between eating a few and eating all of them is too big. If they eat all of them, there will be no more flat peaches in this Pantao Festival, and the Jade Emperor will be furious...
If the land knew, it would be impossible for Monkey Sun to enter the peach garden alone.
And Sun Houzi never thought that if he did this, the people guarding the Pantao Garden would be implicated by him.
After performing the spell, the monkey completely let himself go. He looked left and right, and finally saw a flat peach tree with the largest and reddest peaches among the 9000-year-old varieties.
In an instant, the monkey's eyes turned red. He jumped up and landed lightly on the branch of the flat peach tree. With a single move, a flat peach that was only slightly smaller than a football fell into his hand.
I saw that this flat peach was fresh, tender and juicy, crystal clear, elegant in texture, clear in fragrance and sweet in taste. Just smelling it, one could fall into endless intoxication.
Monkey King couldn't bear it anymore, hugged the flat peach, and couldn't wait to bite it down!
In an instant, the juice overflowed, and an extremely sweet taste hit his taste buds. It was as mellow as old wine, and as fresh as summer flowers. The juice and flesh were filled with extremely pure innate aura. His throat entered into the abdomen, and was instantly refined by the body, without any impurities, and absorbed without hindrance.
The most important thing is that the great terror that has been suppressed in his heart and soul has quietly dissipated!
The immortal calamity once every 500 years has been transformed into a peach!
(End of this chapter)
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