Why should I give way to the red cloud?
Chapter 141 King Zhou humiliated the saint and painted his face with shit
Chapter 141 King Zhou humiliated the saint and painted his face with shit
Jieyin lay on the ground, regretting so much that his intestines were green, why did his pig head suddenly come up with such a bad idea?Is Nuwa's idea so easy to fight?
"Fellow Daoist Hongyun is merciful, I will know my mistake, I will know my mistake!" Jie Yin hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Hmph, there is nothing wrong with you wanting to promote the progress of the calamity, but you shouldn't put your ideas on Nuwa. I can do the embarrassing things, and I can't embarrass her, you know?"
After speaking, Hong Yun left.
Jieyin Zhunti got up from the ground in a daze, and patted the dust on his body. As for the embarrassment just now, he has already become accustomed to it.
But what does Hong Yun mean by this?He will do something embarrassing?
He couldn't figure it out, but Zhun Ti understood what Hong Yun meant.
"Brother, Hongyun is the holy father of the human race. In the holy temple, he embraced the statue of Nuwa. Just now your idea was the statue of Nuwa. I think Hongyun meant that we should make a fuss about his statue. !” Zhunti guessed.
"What the younger brother said is very true, I'm the one who got the idea! Let the younger brother do this!" Jie Yin said.
"Okay, I'll come as soon as I go!" Zhunti said and left.
After Di Xin paid homage to his ancestors in the Taimiao, he went straight to the holy temple.
Nuwa and Hongyun are the ancestors of the human race. They are worshiped by all the races, and the incense is strong. The Taimiao is also magnificently built, and it will be renovated every thousand years.
When everyone came to the holy temple, Di Xin and the ministers held a stick of incense, and led by Di Xin, they entered the temple one by one to worship.
Entering the holy temple is a large hall, which is solemn and solemn. The center of the hall is separated by a curtain. In front of it are the holy seats of Hongyun and Nuwa and the incense burner for worship.
Behind the curtain are the golden statues of Hongyun and Nuwa.
Di Xin lit the incense, inserted the incense into the incense burner, and then prayed respectfully on the futon in front of the incense burner, and then kowtowed three times.
After the worship, Di Xin was about to go back home. Although he really wanted to see the statue of Nuwa behind the curtain and how beautiful Nuwa was, even if he was the emperor of the world, he was not qualified to see the statue of Nuwa behind the curtain. See Nuwa's face.
Just when Di Xin was about to turn around and leave, another strange wind blew away the cloth curtain blocking the two statues, revealing the statues of Hongyun and Nuwa in front of everyone.
I saw the red cloud on the left statue, extremely handsome, looking forward with a smile on his face, holding Nuwa's small waist with his right hand, and holding the good fortune green lotus with his left hand.
Nu Wa on the right, with a happy smile on her beautiful face, her eyes slightly closed, is leaning on Hong Yun's shoulder.
What a fairy couple!
When Di Xin saw it, he couldn't help but become stupid. Compared with the three thousand beauties in his own harem, compared with the prehistoric and stunning Nuwa, they were like dirt compared to flowers.
Looking at Hongyun again, Di Xin asked himself that his looks were no worse than Hongyun's, so why couldn't he have such a beautiful woman as Nuwa?
Thinking of this, a strong jealousy rose in Di Xin's heart.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!" Huang Feihu called softly from behind.
"Huh? What's the matter?" Huang Feihu felt extremely upset when he interrupted him to admire Nuwa.
"Your Majesty, Empress Nuwa is the Holy Mother of Human Race. It is already disrespectful for Your Majesty to see it by accident. How can you keep staring at Empress Nuwa?"
"Hmph, who is this person?" Di Xin didn't refute, but pointed to the statue of Hongyun and asked knowingly.
"Your Majesty, this is the holy father of our human race, Hongyun Saint! He is also the Taoist companion of Empress Nuwa!" Huang Feihu replied.
"Hmph! How can this man, He De, dare to call himself the holy father of the human race? How can He De marry Empress Nuwa as his wife? Come on, push out this statue for me! He is not worthy to enjoy the incense of my human race! "Di Xin pointed to the statue of Hongyun and said coldly.
"Your Majesty, no! No! The Holy Father has made great contributions to our human race, so please don't offend the Holy Father like this!" All the officials tried to dissuade.
"I've made up my mind, don't need to say more, come here, push it out, throw it away!" Di Xin couldn't listen to the words of the officials, and his jealousy made him completely unrecognizable.
A few strong soldiers walked in, and the gold-plated statue was very heavy. How did these mortal soldiers know that a saint should not be humiliated?Treating it as an ordinary statue, several people overturned Hongyun's statue to the ground, lifted the bottom of the statue, rubbed Hongyun's head on the ground fiercely, and dragged the statue out through the back door.
Several people dragged the statue out, but there was a pile of shit in front of them, but they didn't avoid it, but walked over with the statue directly, Hong Yun's face ran over the shit...
Little did he know that this statue had a trace of the charm of a saint, with a trace of Hongyun's primordial spirit on it. While enjoying the incense, it could also protect the human race from evildoers. Similarly, everything that happened on the statue can also be reflected on Hongyun.
The red cloud who was talking to Nuwa in the Lotus Palace suddenly smelled the stench of dog shit.
I don't know how long it has been since Hong Yun, who hadn't smelled the smell, enjoyed the fragrance of dog shit again.
"Huh? Where does the smell come from?" Hong Yun smelled it with his nose.
Nuwa nestled in Hongyun's arms, and she also smelled it. She smelled it around, and finally found that it was coming from Hongyun's head.
"Ah! It came from your face!" Nuwa said in surprise.
"What? It came from my face? How is it possible? How could a sage's innate Dao body smell like shit?" Hong Yun frowned.
After a little calculation in his heart, he knew the reason of the matter instantly, Hong Yun couldn't help being furious.
"Di Xin! You bastard! I can't spare you!" Hong Yun's roar spread throughout the prehistoric world.
All the sages and many quasi-sages were startled when they heard Hong Yun's angry roar. Who the hell made Hong Yun, who is usually a good guy, so furious?
The quasi-sages searched everywhere for the reason, but found nothing.
However, the saints already knew the cause of death.
"It's over, it's over, it's over! Di Xin is a thief! I asked him to move Hongyun's statue out of the holy temple, but I didn't let him rub Hongyun's statue on dog shit! Brother, it's all over, how can Hongyun bear the anger?" Ti said with a sad face and a dead face.
"Di Xin, this bastard, is not a son of man. He deserves to give him thousands of miles away! Come on, let's take refuge with the teacher! Hurry up! When Hong Yun's anger is on Di Xin, or it will be too late!" His face was also ugly, and he thought of the idea of going to Hongjun to take refuge there.
"It's not too late, let's go!" Zhunti said quickly.
Jieyin and Zhunti drove all the way, and arrived at Zixiao Palace in a short while.
"Master, disciple Jieyinzhun came to ask for an interview in advance!" Jieyinzhunti said.
The gate of Zixiao Palace opened, and Hongjun's voice came: "Come in!"
Jieyin and Zhunti hurried in.
"Greetings, Master! Master Wanan!"
Hongjun changed his stern face forward, and looked at the two of them with a smile.
"The two of you came here to take refuge!"
"Yes! Ask Master for protection!" Jieyin Zhunti said with a bitter face.
"Okay, you guys stay here now and leave after the red cloud dissipates!" Hongjun couldn't help laughing, and almost laughed out loud.
"Thank you, Master!"
(End of this chapter)
Jieyin lay on the ground, regretting so much that his intestines were green, why did his pig head suddenly come up with such a bad idea?Is Nuwa's idea so easy to fight?
"Fellow Daoist Hongyun is merciful, I will know my mistake, I will know my mistake!" Jie Yin hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Hmph, there is nothing wrong with you wanting to promote the progress of the calamity, but you shouldn't put your ideas on Nuwa. I can do the embarrassing things, and I can't embarrass her, you know?"
After speaking, Hong Yun left.
Jieyin Zhunti got up from the ground in a daze, and patted the dust on his body. As for the embarrassment just now, he has already become accustomed to it.
But what does Hong Yun mean by this?He will do something embarrassing?
He couldn't figure it out, but Zhun Ti understood what Hong Yun meant.
"Brother, Hongyun is the holy father of the human race. In the holy temple, he embraced the statue of Nuwa. Just now your idea was the statue of Nuwa. I think Hongyun meant that we should make a fuss about his statue. !” Zhunti guessed.
"What the younger brother said is very true, I'm the one who got the idea! Let the younger brother do this!" Jie Yin said.
"Okay, I'll come as soon as I go!" Zhunti said and left.
After Di Xin paid homage to his ancestors in the Taimiao, he went straight to the holy temple.
Nuwa and Hongyun are the ancestors of the human race. They are worshiped by all the races, and the incense is strong. The Taimiao is also magnificently built, and it will be renovated every thousand years.
When everyone came to the holy temple, Di Xin and the ministers held a stick of incense, and led by Di Xin, they entered the temple one by one to worship.
Entering the holy temple is a large hall, which is solemn and solemn. The center of the hall is separated by a curtain. In front of it are the holy seats of Hongyun and Nuwa and the incense burner for worship.
Behind the curtain are the golden statues of Hongyun and Nuwa.
Di Xin lit the incense, inserted the incense into the incense burner, and then prayed respectfully on the futon in front of the incense burner, and then kowtowed three times.
After the worship, Di Xin was about to go back home. Although he really wanted to see the statue of Nuwa behind the curtain and how beautiful Nuwa was, even if he was the emperor of the world, he was not qualified to see the statue of Nuwa behind the curtain. See Nuwa's face.
Just when Di Xin was about to turn around and leave, another strange wind blew away the cloth curtain blocking the two statues, revealing the statues of Hongyun and Nuwa in front of everyone.
I saw the red cloud on the left statue, extremely handsome, looking forward with a smile on his face, holding Nuwa's small waist with his right hand, and holding the good fortune green lotus with his left hand.
Nu Wa on the right, with a happy smile on her beautiful face, her eyes slightly closed, is leaning on Hong Yun's shoulder.
What a fairy couple!
When Di Xin saw it, he couldn't help but become stupid. Compared with the three thousand beauties in his own harem, compared with the prehistoric and stunning Nuwa, they were like dirt compared to flowers.
Looking at Hongyun again, Di Xin asked himself that his looks were no worse than Hongyun's, so why couldn't he have such a beautiful woman as Nuwa?
Thinking of this, a strong jealousy rose in Di Xin's heart.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!" Huang Feihu called softly from behind.
"Huh? What's the matter?" Huang Feihu felt extremely upset when he interrupted him to admire Nuwa.
"Your Majesty, Empress Nuwa is the Holy Mother of Human Race. It is already disrespectful for Your Majesty to see it by accident. How can you keep staring at Empress Nuwa?"
"Hmph, who is this person?" Di Xin didn't refute, but pointed to the statue of Hongyun and asked knowingly.
"Your Majesty, this is the holy father of our human race, Hongyun Saint! He is also the Taoist companion of Empress Nuwa!" Huang Feihu replied.
"Hmph! How can this man, He De, dare to call himself the holy father of the human race? How can He De marry Empress Nuwa as his wife? Come on, push out this statue for me! He is not worthy to enjoy the incense of my human race! "Di Xin pointed to the statue of Hongyun and said coldly.
"Your Majesty, no! No! The Holy Father has made great contributions to our human race, so please don't offend the Holy Father like this!" All the officials tried to dissuade.
"I've made up my mind, don't need to say more, come here, push it out, throw it away!" Di Xin couldn't listen to the words of the officials, and his jealousy made him completely unrecognizable.
A few strong soldiers walked in, and the gold-plated statue was very heavy. How did these mortal soldiers know that a saint should not be humiliated?Treating it as an ordinary statue, several people overturned Hongyun's statue to the ground, lifted the bottom of the statue, rubbed Hongyun's head on the ground fiercely, and dragged the statue out through the back door.
Several people dragged the statue out, but there was a pile of shit in front of them, but they didn't avoid it, but walked over with the statue directly, Hong Yun's face ran over the shit...
Little did he know that this statue had a trace of the charm of a saint, with a trace of Hongyun's primordial spirit on it. While enjoying the incense, it could also protect the human race from evildoers. Similarly, everything that happened on the statue can also be reflected on Hongyun.
The red cloud who was talking to Nuwa in the Lotus Palace suddenly smelled the stench of dog shit.
I don't know how long it has been since Hong Yun, who hadn't smelled the smell, enjoyed the fragrance of dog shit again.
"Huh? Where does the smell come from?" Hong Yun smelled it with his nose.
Nuwa nestled in Hongyun's arms, and she also smelled it. She smelled it around, and finally found that it was coming from Hongyun's head.
"Ah! It came from your face!" Nuwa said in surprise.
"What? It came from my face? How is it possible? How could a sage's innate Dao body smell like shit?" Hong Yun frowned.
After a little calculation in his heart, he knew the reason of the matter instantly, Hong Yun couldn't help being furious.
"Di Xin! You bastard! I can't spare you!" Hong Yun's roar spread throughout the prehistoric world.
All the sages and many quasi-sages were startled when they heard Hong Yun's angry roar. Who the hell made Hong Yun, who is usually a good guy, so furious?
The quasi-sages searched everywhere for the reason, but found nothing.
However, the saints already knew the cause of death.
"It's over, it's over, it's over! Di Xin is a thief! I asked him to move Hongyun's statue out of the holy temple, but I didn't let him rub Hongyun's statue on dog shit! Brother, it's all over, how can Hongyun bear the anger?" Ti said with a sad face and a dead face.
"Di Xin, this bastard, is not a son of man. He deserves to give him thousands of miles away! Come on, let's take refuge with the teacher! Hurry up! When Hong Yun's anger is on Di Xin, or it will be too late!" His face was also ugly, and he thought of the idea of going to Hongjun to take refuge there.
"It's not too late, let's go!" Zhunti said quickly.
Jieyin and Zhunti drove all the way, and arrived at Zixiao Palace in a short while.
"Master, disciple Jieyinzhun came to ask for an interview in advance!" Jieyinzhunti said.
The gate of Zixiao Palace opened, and Hongjun's voice came: "Come in!"
Jieyin and Zhunti hurried in.
"Greetings, Master! Master Wanan!"
Hongjun changed his stern face forward, and looked at the two of them with a smile.
"The two of you came here to take refuge!"
"Yes! Ask Master for protection!" Jieyin Zhunti said with a bitter face.
"Okay, you guys stay here now and leave after the red cloud dissipates!" Hongjun couldn't help laughing, and almost laughed out loud.
"Thank you, Master!"
(End of this chapter)
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