My disciple is Sun Wukong

Chapter 223 Kneeling and begging for mercy
[224] Kneel down and beg for mercy

"Drink, blow it up, it's raining!"

Zhang Tianling shouted sharply, his voice was as shocking as a bell.

Kitano Youmeng raised her head and looked at the light yellow water droplets in the sky, which were as crystal clear as topaz, turning into thousands of small water droplets, which fluttered down one after another.

A light yellow halo is refracted in mid-air, so beautiful!

She opened her mouth wide, staring at this beautiful picture with her beautiful eyes.

Tick ​​tock!Tick ​​tock!
Countless water droplets splashed into her mouth, and in an instant, her face swelled into a liver color at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"This... this smells so coquettish!"

"Damn! You're so angry!"

A strong smell of urine filled the audience, everyone's tears were choked up and they coughed non-stop.

Zhang Tianling was a little embarrassed, resisting the strong smell of urine, pretending to be an outsider:

"This is the water I borrowed from the Dragon King. It is estimated that the ocean has been seriously polluted recently, and the Dragon King's water is not clean anymore. This reminds everyone to protect the environment!"

Nima, did the Dragon King borrow it?

Make sure it wasn't borrowed from a latrine!
Everyone slandered for a while.

After the smell of urine faded away, Ye Xuan walked slowly, sniffed lightly, and said contemptuously:
"Why, everyone, does the Dragon King's urine taste good?"

Everyone looked at Ye Xuan's calm look, and that look, looked at them as if they were looking stupid!
Immediately, everyone became angry!My lungs are exploding!
Why is this kid so lucky?Just escaped the piss rain?

Kitano Youmeng smelled the girl's unique body fragrance mixed with the strong smell of urine on her body, which made her extremely uncomfortable, but seeing Ye Xuan's schadenfreude expression, she was immediately upset:
"Boy, what are you laughing at? Master Zhang draws talismans to call for rain, come if you have the ability!"

"Yup!"

The others also yelled. Although they were drenched in the smell of urine, it is undeniable that this is also a miracle!

"Amazing, amazing!"

Bao Ditong and his wife danced excitedly. What they saw and heard today has completely changed their decades of materialistic values. It turns out that there are really mages in this world, and there are really magical spells. Call the big water polo.

This is magic, right?
Seeing everyone's boasting, Zhang Tianling was quite proud, he laughed out loud, as if he had won.

He stepped in front of Ye Xuan with a passionate voice:
"Boy, my Zhang Tianling ancestor is Zhang Daoling, a celestial master. My family has a long history of learning. I knew Zhouyi at the age of ten, read the Daoist scriptures at the age of 15, and walked the rivers and lakes at the age of 20. I have been in the magic world for more than [-] years, and I have achieved such a great name!"

"And you, you are just a young child, like a frog in a well!"

"What do you know about Taoism reaching the heavens and myriad spells?"

"Can you ask for rain with a piece of paper?"

"Do you understand kite sound transmission?"

"Do you understand Zhouyi, understand yin and yang? Know astronomy? Know geography?"

Every time Zhang Tianling said a word, he took a step forward, and a strong aura shot up from his body, as sharp as a sharp sword. After a few steps, he was already standing in front of Ye Xuan, and said condescendingly:
"I have traveled all over the mountains and rivers, and I know all about ghosts and monsters in the world! Catching ghosts and exorcising demons, killing evil spirits, and saving more than 10 villagers."

"In 1982, the Huaihai Sea was infested with ghosts. The ship capsized 49 times a year, and more than a hundred people died. It was me! I used the talisman array to form a killer move, and I killed [-] water ghosts in a row, and the peace of Huaihai was restored! "

"In 1987, the Yunding Tiangong Tomb appeared in Changbai Mountain. The Yin soldiers used the way to rush into the world. It was me! With great magic power, I reversed the way of Yin and Yang, and reversed the road of Yin and Yang, so as to avoid the loss of life."

"In 1993, the Tanggula earthquake caused tens of thousands of people to become unjust souls, filled with resentment. It was me! With the Great Compassion Mantra, I rescued thousands of ghosts and rescued the common people."

"In 2000, when the millennium crossed the century, a big roc monster bird spewed out fire in Beihai. It was me who disregarded life and death to subdue demons!"

……

"For most of my life, Zhang Tianling, I have made great contributions to the country and the people. I have done everything in my life without shame. How can I allow you, a little kid, to insult you at will! It's really ridiculous, irritating, and hateful!"

As Zhang Tianling said, with his fluttering white beard and flying long hair, coupled with the miracle he showed just now, at this moment, in the eyes of everyone, he looked like a fairy descending from the mortal world.

And what he said just now, not a single word fell into everyone's ears, which was completely shocking.

If what he said is true, then the mage Zhang in front of him is definitely a master who has reached the heavens and the earth, and it is not an exaggeration to become a national treasure.

"Master Zhang is the master of the northern art world!"

Kitano Youmeng blinked her beautiful eyes, and said with admiration.

Anyone who stands at the pinnacle of the industry is worthy of respect, not to mention Zhang Tianling's miraculous methods.

"Master Zhang, there are real materials, I admire! Admire!"

Bao BuTong and his wife bowed and bowed, and said solemnly: "For the construction site, we still have to rely on Master Zhang a lot."

"It's a trivial matter!" Master Zhang waved his hand, turned his head to look at Ye Xuan again, and raised his hand:
"You, please apologize to me."

Bao different couple: "Quickly apologize!"

Kitano Youmeng: "Quickly apologize!"

The workers on the construction site shouted together: "Apologize immediately!"

"He...hehe..." Ye Xuan looked up to the sky and laughed.

"why are you laughing?"

"I'm laughing at you, you don't know the real god!" Ye Xuan's eyes became colder, and he looked directly at Bao BuTong and his wife:
"For the sake of your ancestors, save your Bao family. Since you don't respect this deity, let's just leave it at that!"

"but……"

Ye Xuan moved slightly sideways, looked at Zhang Tianling, and smiled coldly: "You have disrespected me repeatedly, and I will let you see my ability."

"Ability?" Zhang Tianling glanced at Ye Xuan up and down, and smiled faintly: "Hehe, where's your talisman paper? Where's your Taoist robe? Where's your talisman brush? Where's your compass? Where's your mahogany sword?..."

"Just like you, you don't have anything. You're just a charlatan at first glance."

Ye Xuan didn't answer, he directly picked up a brick on the ground, and muttered softly in his mouth, in the blink of an eye, runes appeared on the brick, Ye Xuan lightly tossed the brick, and the brick was suspended in mid-air. Gradually turned into a palace at a speed visible to the naked eye.

This palace is small, but it is exquisitely crafted and beautiful, just like the brick carving works of a master artist!
"This...is this Dragon Palace?"

Zhang Tianling trembled violently and held his breath, as if he vaguely guessed what was going to happen next.

At this time, only Ye Xuan said quietly:
"Hehe, it's ridiculous that you need talisman paper to make it, but you don't know that all things in the world can be made into talismans. Plants, trees, bamboos and stones can be made. One thought can be mastered, and ten thousand dharmas can be mastered!"

Saying that, Ye Xuan raised his head, looked at the sky with clouds and clouds, and sneered:
"You only dare to borrow a piss from the Dragon King! How dare I make it kneel down and beg for mercy!"

(End of this chapter)