My disciple is Sun Wukong
Chapter 270
Chapter 270
【271】Hundred Schools Entrance Examination
"I said you are number one, you are number one."
Ye Xuan smiled faintly.
"Do not."
Wang Kaixuan shook his head vigorously, with deep despair in his eyes:
"How is it possible? It is impossible to get the first place in the test. I will never be the first in my life. I can't count, and I can't copy it correctly. Only by jumping off the building can I maintain my basic dignity. Standing on the building The top feeling is so hot! Everyone downstairs is talented, and their speech has become nicer. Even Qin Fen's silly beep is polite to me. All kinds of gossip, I really like standing on the top of the building."
"..." Everyone was speechless!
"..." Qin Fen's gums were bleeding from anger, damn it!Should I be scolded as the principal?
"Don't worry, the deity said you are number one and you are number one."
Ye Xuan suddenly opened his eyes violently, his whole body changed wildly, and the majesty from the sky vibrated in his voice, and he blasted towards Wang Kaixuan.
"Kneel down."
With a stern shout, Wang Kaixuan only felt that there was a real holy man from ancient times standing in front of him.
Kneel down immediately!
"beg me!"
In the next second, Wang Kaixuan kowtowed like garlic:
"I beg you to bless me to pass No.1 in this exam!"
"I promise you." Ye Xuan smiled faintly, then turned his head and left.
Everyone stood there dumbfounded for 5 minutes before recovering.
"Is he crazy?"
"In this way, he will be the first in the exam, so I will kowtow to him every day!"
"Heh, he doesn't think he is Manjushri or Wenqu Xingjun, does he?"
"Oh, the brain circuit of the neuropathy is really hard to figure out!"
The onlookers talked to each other, but Ye Xuan had already left, so their eyes could only fall on Wang Kaixuan.
"Hey, I said Fatty, and he told you to kneel, so you kneel? You don't really think you can get the first place in the exam, do you?" Chu Jiangchuan said with deep malice and sarcasm.
Wang Kaixuan shook his head, he didn't know why!
that moment!
I only felt that Ye Xuan's divine soldiers descended from the sky, and the Buddha was reincarnated!
With a dazed head, he knelt down.
Of course he didn't know that Xuanzun's divine power was just beginning to show, every word and deed revealed the majesty of the ancient giant god, not to mention the blessing of "Heavenly Voice"!
Everyone laughed: "Fatty, are you stupid?"
Wang Kaixuan turned pale: "I don't."
Everyone laughed loudly without any scruples: "Do you think you can take the first place?"
Wang Kaixuan looked sad: "No!"
Everyone laughed wildly: "Haha, then you kneel down for him? You are a psychopath and an idiot, you are a perfect match!"
Everyone laughed without hesitation, Wang Kaixuan's face became more and more gloomy, and he left without saying a word.
His fists were clenched tightly, his nails dug into the flesh, and blood flowed out from between his fingers, dripping all the way.
Back home, as soon as I entered the door, I heard the roar of my parents:
"Little bastard, where did you die! There is food in the pot, heat it up and eat by yourself, if you don't do well in the exam tomorrow, don't come into this house in the future."
Wang Kaixuan turned a deaf ear, walked into his room angrily, and locked the door behind him.
He spread his hands, the blood on his palms had already solidified, the tip of his nose was sour, and tears welled up from his eyes!
"why why?"
"Those who don't do well in the exam have to die?"
"You didn't do well in the exam, the teacher didn't like it, your parents didn't like it, and your classmates laughed at you!"
The more Wang Kaixuan thought about it, the more wronged he became, and the more wronged he became, the angrier he became, and finally he fell asleep on the floor.
At night, he had a dream. In the dream, he became Chu Jiangchuan, with a good family background, good looks, and better academic performance!
The teacher praised him, the parents liked him, and all the female students in the school had a crush on him.
In the dream, he grinned and showed a sweet smile!
Only in his dream did he feel that his life was less of a failure.
……
Hundred Schools Entrance Examination!
All forms are exactly the same as the college entrance examination.
The invigilators were all from other schools, and the teachers in this school were disrupted and scattered to other schools to invigilate the exam.
So everything will be pretty strict.
"Ye Xuan, come on."
Just as Ye Xuan stepped into the school, a gentle voice came. It turned out that Xiao Chuqing was looking for the examination room and happened to meet Ye Xuan.
Ever since Tang Qingya left without saying goodbye, Xiao Chuqing was in a very low mood.
"Leave Ye Xuan, I'm doing it for your own good, he is not an ordinary person, you have no right to stand by his side."
This was Tang Qingya's advice to her before she left, she didn't know what happened!
I don't know why the little sister left Kunming with her family, but her heart is still full of deep sadness.
Ye Xuan smiled faintly: "I don't care about an exam."
"Uh…"
Looking at Ye Xuan's indifferent and arrogant look, Xiao Chuqing stomped her feet: "I heard about the bet between you and Chu Jiangchuan."
"Chu Jiangchuan's grades have always been among the best, and Wang Kaixuan has always been at the bottom."
"How does this compare?"
Ye Xuan said indifferently: "I don't need you to care about that."
With that said, he walked directly into his examination room.
'snort!Arrogant, no one cares about you! '
Xiao Chuqing's face darkened, her red lips were pouting, and the corners of her mouth were puffed up, feeling extremely wronged.
016 examination room.
"Hey!"
Just as Ye Xuan raised his leg and was about to walk in, a voice stopped him, it turned out to be Chu Jiangchuan.
"Ye Xuan, I didn't expect you to be in the same exam room as me. It's interesting, interesting."
Chu Jiangchuan looked extremely proud. He had been concentrating on the exams for more than ten years. The papers he had passed could circle the world when combined, and the combined scores were higher than Mount Everest.
"If you don't know the question, just ask, I can borrow you to copy it!"
"Believe me, this time you will only be the bottom one." Ye Xuan said coldly.
"Sorry, I'm going to slap you in the face this time." Chu Jiangchuan smiled and walked directly into the examination room.
The first language test.
After getting the test paper, Xuanzun wrote with a pen, writing very casually.
These questions are too childish!
It made Xuanzun very distressed.
For example:
Question: Evaluate Qin Huang, the first emperor through the ages. (Around achievements, influence, etc.)
Answer: He is a hypocrite, a complete villain, a paranoid who wants to live forever, and a lunatic who wants to bully the world after death. If the deity had slapped him to death and became emperor, the world now belongs to us.
Question: In the preface to Wang Boteng's Pavilion, "You should be strong when you are old, and you would rather change your heart of white heads, be poor and stronger, and never fall into the blue sky." What kind of thoughts and emotions does the author express?
Answer: Anyone who can express a fart can tell the truth, how many can do it?It's just bragging and pretending to be cowardly, if you are serious, you will lose!
"..."
In fact, Xuanzun is also very speechless. Wang Bo is just one of his aliases in the fifth life. He wrote a "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" and pretended to be coercive. Who would have thought that it would become a famous article through the ages?
Final essay title: On the importance of hard work.
Ye Xuan's first sentence at the beginning: Efforts may not necessarily lead to success, but life must be easy if you don't work hard!
Skin,
This student is real skin!
If the marking teacher sees this, he will definitely vomit blood and die!
(End of this chapter)
【271】Hundred Schools Entrance Examination
"I said you are number one, you are number one."
Ye Xuan smiled faintly.
"Do not."
Wang Kaixuan shook his head vigorously, with deep despair in his eyes:
"How is it possible? It is impossible to get the first place in the test. I will never be the first in my life. I can't count, and I can't copy it correctly. Only by jumping off the building can I maintain my basic dignity. Standing on the building The top feeling is so hot! Everyone downstairs is talented, and their speech has become nicer. Even Qin Fen's silly beep is polite to me. All kinds of gossip, I really like standing on the top of the building."
"..." Everyone was speechless!
"..." Qin Fen's gums were bleeding from anger, damn it!Should I be scolded as the principal?
"Don't worry, the deity said you are number one and you are number one."
Ye Xuan suddenly opened his eyes violently, his whole body changed wildly, and the majesty from the sky vibrated in his voice, and he blasted towards Wang Kaixuan.
"Kneel down."
With a stern shout, Wang Kaixuan only felt that there was a real holy man from ancient times standing in front of him.
Kneel down immediately!
"beg me!"
In the next second, Wang Kaixuan kowtowed like garlic:
"I beg you to bless me to pass No.1 in this exam!"
"I promise you." Ye Xuan smiled faintly, then turned his head and left.
Everyone stood there dumbfounded for 5 minutes before recovering.
"Is he crazy?"
"In this way, he will be the first in the exam, so I will kowtow to him every day!"
"Heh, he doesn't think he is Manjushri or Wenqu Xingjun, does he?"
"Oh, the brain circuit of the neuropathy is really hard to figure out!"
The onlookers talked to each other, but Ye Xuan had already left, so their eyes could only fall on Wang Kaixuan.
"Hey, I said Fatty, and he told you to kneel, so you kneel? You don't really think you can get the first place in the exam, do you?" Chu Jiangchuan said with deep malice and sarcasm.
Wang Kaixuan shook his head, he didn't know why!
that moment!
I only felt that Ye Xuan's divine soldiers descended from the sky, and the Buddha was reincarnated!
With a dazed head, he knelt down.
Of course he didn't know that Xuanzun's divine power was just beginning to show, every word and deed revealed the majesty of the ancient giant god, not to mention the blessing of "Heavenly Voice"!
Everyone laughed: "Fatty, are you stupid?"
Wang Kaixuan turned pale: "I don't."
Everyone laughed loudly without any scruples: "Do you think you can take the first place?"
Wang Kaixuan looked sad: "No!"
Everyone laughed wildly: "Haha, then you kneel down for him? You are a psychopath and an idiot, you are a perfect match!"
Everyone laughed without hesitation, Wang Kaixuan's face became more and more gloomy, and he left without saying a word.
His fists were clenched tightly, his nails dug into the flesh, and blood flowed out from between his fingers, dripping all the way.
Back home, as soon as I entered the door, I heard the roar of my parents:
"Little bastard, where did you die! There is food in the pot, heat it up and eat by yourself, if you don't do well in the exam tomorrow, don't come into this house in the future."
Wang Kaixuan turned a deaf ear, walked into his room angrily, and locked the door behind him.
He spread his hands, the blood on his palms had already solidified, the tip of his nose was sour, and tears welled up from his eyes!
"why why?"
"Those who don't do well in the exam have to die?"
"You didn't do well in the exam, the teacher didn't like it, your parents didn't like it, and your classmates laughed at you!"
The more Wang Kaixuan thought about it, the more wronged he became, and the more wronged he became, the angrier he became, and finally he fell asleep on the floor.
At night, he had a dream. In the dream, he became Chu Jiangchuan, with a good family background, good looks, and better academic performance!
The teacher praised him, the parents liked him, and all the female students in the school had a crush on him.
In the dream, he grinned and showed a sweet smile!
Only in his dream did he feel that his life was less of a failure.
……
Hundred Schools Entrance Examination!
All forms are exactly the same as the college entrance examination.
The invigilators were all from other schools, and the teachers in this school were disrupted and scattered to other schools to invigilate the exam.
So everything will be pretty strict.
"Ye Xuan, come on."
Just as Ye Xuan stepped into the school, a gentle voice came. It turned out that Xiao Chuqing was looking for the examination room and happened to meet Ye Xuan.
Ever since Tang Qingya left without saying goodbye, Xiao Chuqing was in a very low mood.
"Leave Ye Xuan, I'm doing it for your own good, he is not an ordinary person, you have no right to stand by his side."
This was Tang Qingya's advice to her before she left, she didn't know what happened!
I don't know why the little sister left Kunming with her family, but her heart is still full of deep sadness.
Ye Xuan smiled faintly: "I don't care about an exam."
"Uh…"
Looking at Ye Xuan's indifferent and arrogant look, Xiao Chuqing stomped her feet: "I heard about the bet between you and Chu Jiangchuan."
"Chu Jiangchuan's grades have always been among the best, and Wang Kaixuan has always been at the bottom."
"How does this compare?"
Ye Xuan said indifferently: "I don't need you to care about that."
With that said, he walked directly into his examination room.
'snort!Arrogant, no one cares about you! '
Xiao Chuqing's face darkened, her red lips were pouting, and the corners of her mouth were puffed up, feeling extremely wronged.
016 examination room.
"Hey!"
Just as Ye Xuan raised his leg and was about to walk in, a voice stopped him, it turned out to be Chu Jiangchuan.
"Ye Xuan, I didn't expect you to be in the same exam room as me. It's interesting, interesting."
Chu Jiangchuan looked extremely proud. He had been concentrating on the exams for more than ten years. The papers he had passed could circle the world when combined, and the combined scores were higher than Mount Everest.
"If you don't know the question, just ask, I can borrow you to copy it!"
"Believe me, this time you will only be the bottom one." Ye Xuan said coldly.
"Sorry, I'm going to slap you in the face this time." Chu Jiangchuan smiled and walked directly into the examination room.
The first language test.
After getting the test paper, Xuanzun wrote with a pen, writing very casually.
These questions are too childish!
It made Xuanzun very distressed.
For example:
Question: Evaluate Qin Huang, the first emperor through the ages. (Around achievements, influence, etc.)
Answer: He is a hypocrite, a complete villain, a paranoid who wants to live forever, and a lunatic who wants to bully the world after death. If the deity had slapped him to death and became emperor, the world now belongs to us.
Question: In the preface to Wang Boteng's Pavilion, "You should be strong when you are old, and you would rather change your heart of white heads, be poor and stronger, and never fall into the blue sky." What kind of thoughts and emotions does the author express?
Answer: Anyone who can express a fart can tell the truth, how many can do it?It's just bragging and pretending to be cowardly, if you are serious, you will lose!
"..."
In fact, Xuanzun is also very speechless. Wang Bo is just one of his aliases in the fifth life. He wrote a "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" and pretended to be coercive. Who would have thought that it would become a famous article through the ages?
Final essay title: On the importance of hard work.
Ye Xuan's first sentence at the beginning: Efforts may not necessarily lead to success, but life must be easy if you don't work hard!
Skin,
This student is real skin!
If the marking teacher sees this, he will definitely vomit blood and die!
(End of this chapter)
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