My disciple is Sun Wukong

Chapter 421 Asking the Gods to Do Things (12)

【424】Viagra
Back mountain, kitchen.

Although the Taiji School is a branch of Taoism, it is different from the Quanzhen School, and its disciples are not taboo.

Therefore, all the chefs are superb.

However, they are all outer disciples of the Tai Chi Sect, and their aptitude is not high. If it is not for their superb cooking skills, the Tai Chi Sect would really not recruit them.

now,

A Taoist with a fat head and a big face looked at the scene in front of him, and the kitchen knife in "Bada" fell to the ground, dumbfounded.

"Master... Uncle Master, I have cooked for you... for 30 years. You can eat anything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, whatever you want!"

"But you can't push your feet, this... This is a divine beast! A divine beast!! If you eat it, you will be punished by the gods! This is a maddened behavior!"

The stout Taoist looked at the huge monster in front of him, tears were about to drip from his eyes.

terrible!

All the chefs in the kitchen came out and were stunned for a moment. In front of them was a four-clawed green dragon with a length of tens of meters, a dragon beard of more than ten meters, and its whole body covered with blue scales.

In addition to the four-clawed green dragon, there are also unicorns covered with black and red scales, Kunpeng with wings that can cover the sky and the sun, basalt with four feet, and fiery red phoenix.

moment.

The originally noisy kitchen immediately quieted down, except for the overwhelmed sounds of panting and swallowing, there was nothing else.

In short, the eyes of these outer disciples who were chefs were not only shocked but also shocked.

Looking at the sluggish gazes of these outside disciples, Zhang Peiran regained his balance. It seemed that it wasn't that he was too weak to bear it, but that this thing was really frighteningly scary.

However, as a master uncle, he can't show it, otherwise wouldn't it make these disciples look down on him?
So, with a serious expression on his face, he made a heartbroken look, and imitated Ye Xuan's tone and said:
"You guys who have never seen the world, aren't you just a few long worms, what's the fuss? You can eat it in the future, we have a lot of Tai Chi."

Later, Lu Tianyi and other disciples were speechless!

What about the face?

What about the face?

Did you go to the toilet in a hurry when you went out?

You were so freaked out just now! ! !
"The ancestors said, these tortoises are first stewed on a high fire for three days and three nights. The shells of the turtles must be stewed until they are crispy and soft, so that they are crispy when eaten!"

"There is also this green dragon. To make stir-fried dragon liver, first, slice the liver as thin as a cicada's wings; old!"

"The following dish is braised unicorn ribs. This dish needs to fry the unicorn bones first, and then cook them slowly over a slow fire. The spices are also added. The spices need to be first stir-fried with chili in the oil. , and then put in the bones!"

……

Papa papa, Zhang Peiran talked for half an hour, giving Ye Xuan instructions one by one.

"But... Uncle Master, I can't do it. These are divine beasts. They are auspicious. They are used to pray and worship, not to eat." The fat Taoist was about to cry.

His cries jolted the other chefs out of their petrified state.

The quiet kitchen immediately exploded!

Where are all these from?
"I often hear people say that there is no dragon slaying skill, but there is no dragon to kill. Now the dragon is in front of me, why can't I do it?"

"It's normal not to let go. Even the corpses of these green dragons and unicorns are full of majesty. Just looking at them makes my heart beat wildly. If I eat this, Mama Mia? It's really terrible!"

"Master Uncle... I really dare not do it! This is going to be punished by the heavens. I am afraid that if I dissect it today, tomorrow, the thunder will strike me to death!"

"Yeah, I can't eat it, I can't eat it!!"

The disciples outside the kitchen shook their heads desperately, unwilling to do anything even if they said anything.

Zhang Peiran became annoyed, straightened his face, and said seriously: "What is there to be afraid of? Since the ancestors dared to kill dragons, even if they were punished by the gods, they would bear it. What does it have to do with you?"

"Do it, do it quickly, as long as you do it, I will accept you as inner disciples."

Seeing the ancestor get angry, the chef's disciples didn't dare to say anything.

They all went up with knives, and when they first touched the body of the beast, all the kitchen utensils were damaged.

Seeing this, Zhang Peiran quickly said: "I forgot to tell you, the ancestors said that the beasts must be made with these kitchen utensils."

The outer disciples picked up these kitchen utensils curiously. They felt so comfortable in their hands, as if they were alive, and they could manipulate them as they wished. They have cooked all their lives, and they have never felt this way before. It can be fried to death.

Zhang Peiran said softly from the side: "These kitchen utensils are all middle-grade spiritual treasures."

Boom!

The kitchen knife in the fat Taoist's hand dropped.

Immediately afterwards, the pot fell!

Pot dropped!
……

The disciples in the kitchen stood there in a daze, their eyes full of horror.

After a while,

The fat Taoist came back to his senses and quickly picked up the knife that fell on the ground. His eyes hurt so much that he cried to the sky, "Father! Did you see it in Tianzhiling? My son will be able to cook with a kitchen knife made by Lingbao one day." Already!"

The other disciples also quickly picked up the Lingbao that fell on the ground, and wiped it lovingly, feeling distressed and blaming themselves:
"My God! I know that my ancestor is a god, but I didn't expect that my ancestor is still a local tyrant, and the kitchen utensils for cooking are all made of middle-grade spirit treasures... This is so inhumane and unreasonable!"

"Using middle-grade Lingbao, slaughtering beasts to cook, this is probably the most willful thing I will do in my life, I am afraid that after finishing this meal, it will be worth dying, because there is nothing worth doing anymore pursued."

The disciples in the kitchen were crying loudly one by one.

crazy!crazy!The world is crazy!
……

……

Three days passed in the blink of an eye.

Countless people had already gathered in Xiaobuzhou Mountain, and it was extremely lively.

Naturally, some of them wanted to worship Ye Xuan as the Martial Ancestor, but most of them came to ask for trouble.

At this moment, five old men in ordinary clothes were slowly walking up the mountain. Their steps were slow and their figures were stooped. I am afraid that no one could tell that these five ordinary old men were once the powerful five dragons of Huaguo.

The five of them walked slowly towards the Taiji sect.

Suddenly, on the way, a group of big men blocked their way.

At first, a young man in a green robe said very rudely: "Old man, you are going up to ask the ancestors of the Taiji School to do something?"

The five remained silent.

Seeing this, the young man thought he had guessed right, and sneered: "Five fools who were deceived again."

The five people were not angry, but asked instead: "What do you mean by that?"

The five people curled their lips and pointed to the long queue on the mountainside:
"This Tai Chi sect suddenly came out with an old ancestor who said that it was a god who came down to earth..."




(End of this chapter)