My disciple is Sun Wukong

Chapter 508
【514】Zen

Ye Xuan stood on the podium, looking around coldly, all kinds of nympho voices were automatically ignored by him.

He was searching for the figure that made him miss, but he was disappointed, Shi Yibing didn't come.

impossible!

Ye Xuan was slightly taken aback. Shi Yibing loves literature, so there is no reason why he should not come to listen to his lectures, and he has seen the elective schedule. Shi Yibing has taken his courses?

Although the current Shi Yibing has not fully recovered his memory, he can't wait, and it will be a matter of time before the two get to know each other!

However, he did not see Shi Yibing's figure, and he was a little disappointed. At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open.

Two girls ran in, with a little embarrassment on their faces, a little sorry for being late, but Ye Xuan's eyes lit up, and one of the girls was Shi Yibing.

"Xiao Shi, you are finally here."

Ye Xuan murmured in a low voice, and smiled softly at them.

The two of them felt like they were bathed in the spring breeze, as if they were surrounded by the warm spring sun, but Shi Yibing always felt that Ye Xuan on the stage looked very familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

The woman beside her, also her best friend Su Xiaoli, flushed with excitement,

"Yeah! Professor Ye smiled at us! Everyone said that Professor Ye is a cool male god, but he actually smiled at us! Professor Ye is so handsome, he looks so good when he smiles!"

Her tone was full of excitement, and Shi Yibing also said in his heart, he is really handsome, but there is always a familiar feeling, as if we have known each other for a long time?But I seem to be seeing him for the first time?
As she thought this way, her heart trembled, and she couldn't help holding a jade talisman around her neck. She thought of the boy who sang Hangdu on the West Lake!
I have an old friend to go to thousands of mountains, and I have traveled all over the thousand mountains to find them but have not returned them!
I don't know if the young man who was looking for his old friend found the woman he was thinking of?
She was so engrossed in her thoughts that Su Xiaoli had already dragged her to the seat and got under the table. Fortunately, they let her classmates occupy a seat in advance, otherwise, they would have to sit on the floor.

"Okay, let's start class now." Seeing Shi Yibing coming, Ye Xuan stopped wasting time and said straight to the point:

"I don't give lectures in this class. If you have any questions, you can ask me. I know everything."

"Second, if anyone thinks that I am not worthy to stand on this podium, please refute me with strength."

Ye Xuan's voice was full of strong arrogance, and everyone in the audience listened to it, revealing various complex emotions.

Some admired and admired, but there were also many who were disdainful or even angry.

The most annoying thing is the master-level characters in various fields in the front row.

This time they dragged their old bodies to listen to a young man's lecture, just to let the young man know how thick the sky is and how high the earth is.

"Almsgiver, since you are so confident, the poor monk will have a discussion with you." A big monk in cassock stood up.He is the abbot of the nearby Jialan Temple and the dean of the Buddhist Research Institute of Jingbei University.

And as soon as he stood up, there was a commotion from the audience!
"It's Master Ke Nan from Jialan Temple!"

"Master Ke Nan's Yunshui Chanxin is a true extraterrestrial expert!"

"That's right, Master Conan has profound wisdom, why should he make things difficult for Professor Ye?"

……

But Ye Xuan was stunned, what is a monk of yours talking to me about?About eating fast and praying to Buddha?And you, a monk, came here to join in the fun?This is a school, not a place for you to pretend!What's more, he hasn't settled the Tathagata's account yet. Do you, a descendant of countless generations, dare to challenge the deity?

Ye Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "Old monk, you don't eat fast and recite the Buddha's name, what's the point of joining in the fun?"

The monk smiled slightly: "The benefactor is famous all over the world, and the poor monk is naturally incomparable in terms of talent, but the poor monk has read the scriptures all his life, realized some truths, and understood some things, so he can still argue with the benefactor if he thinks about it." .”

He clasped his hands together and proclaimed a Buddha's name.

"Then how do you want to break up with me?" Ye Xuan narrowed his eyes and looked at the old monk.

The old monk bowed again and said: "One question, one answer. The poor monk asks a question, and the benefactor answers. In turn, the benefactor can also ask the poor monk a question."

"If the poor monk can't answer, from now on seeing the benefactor is like seeing the real Buddha, but if the benefactor loses, please step back from the podium, don't pollute the sages who have been in the century-old lecture hall for a hundred years!!"

What he said in front of him was polite, without a trace of fireworks, but behind him, it was like snowflakes in winter, extremely sharp.

"Okay." Ye Xuan only uttered one word, but his momentum was not weak at all.

Seeing Ye Xuan's straightforwardness, the old monk felt a little worried, he thought for a while and said:

"Zen speculation, one question and one answer, but if the questioner can't answer his own question, then there is no meaning of debate, and the question is invalid, how?"

Old monk Ke Nan spoke slowly. He was extremely intelligent, and he was afraid that Ye Xuan would ask some silly and meaningless questions, such as how many disciples did Confucius have, and what was the name of each disciple? How many spectators came to the 08 Olympic Games?What is the name of each audience member?
Once such a shameless question, who can answer it?
But Ye Xuan just smiled slightly, he also wants face!
Would he ask such a naive and ridiculous question?
He just asked how many stars there are in the sky.

Uh... just kidding.

Ke Nan saw that Ye Xuan agreed to his request, and after thinking for a second, he couldn't wait to take the lead:

"Dare to ask the benefactor, with the benefactor's eyes, how does the poor monk look in the benefactor's eyes?"

Ye Xuan narrowed his eyes: "You old monk is just like the golden body of Tathagata in my eyes!"

When Ke Nan heard it, Ye Xuan said that he was a Buddha, so he was naturally very happy, but he didn't understand what Ye Xuan meant. What Ye Xuan meant was that in his eyes, all monks in the world are the same, and they are not worth mentioning.

But at this time, Ke Nan took an excuse to make trouble, and said in a low voice: "However, in my eyes, the benefactor is just a lump of rice in my eyes! The stink is unbearable."

Haha!

After hearing his words, Ye Xuan laughed loudly: "Buddhas are born from the heart, there is a Buddha in the heart, everything you see is a Buddha, there is dog shit in your heart, everything you see is shit."

As soon as these words came out, Ke Nan's face flushed extremely red.

He wanted to take this opportunity to humiliate Ye Xuan and let him know that he was arrogant and ignorant, but he didn't expect that he would be sarcastically mocked by Ye Xuan.

And this word spread to the ears of everyone in the hall, and they all looked at Ke Nan with half-smiles, as if they were looking at a piece of shit, making Ke Nan's face turn green.

"Benefactor, you are really eloquent and witty."

The atmosphere in the auditorium was full of solemnity, and the reporters couldn't suppress their excitement.
"It's not in vain, I didn't expect it to be so exciting at the beginning."

"Haha, Ye Xuan is really amazing, just a few words made Ke Nan embarrassing!"

(End of this chapter)