My disciple is Sun Wukong

Chapter 512 I Have 4 Million Roses

Chapter 512 I Have Forty Million Roses
【518】I have forty million roses

"There is a famous saying that is very good. God said that there must be light, so there is light, God said that there must be water, so there is water, God said that there must be mental retardation, so you were born."

"Actually, to sum it up, I just want to give you a word. Geniuses are always similar, but idiots are different!"

Ye Xuan scolded Li Zhichao for more than an hour, not a single curse word was repeated, and the more he said it, the worse it was!

Originally, Li Zhichao wanted to wait for Ye Xuan to catch his breath, and interjected, but Ye Xuan never stopped.

Apparently, he didn't seem to need to breathe.

Li Zhichao finally opened his eyes and said nonsense, and replied: "You look so ugly! You don't even look in the mirror!"

Ye Xuan smiled faintly: "Yes, if I don't look good, what about you? Hang it on the wall to ward off evil spirits, hang it on the bed to prevent pregnancy!"

"It's so funny. Someone still begs me to scold you? Wake up, your Qing Dynasty is dead."

"you you!"

Ye Xuan's eloquent words made Li Zhichao tremble with anger. Originally, he wanted Ye Xuan to scold him first, but who knew that Ye Xuan's mouth was like a cannon, once he opened his mouth, he couldn't stop.

Is that human being?
He said "you" for a long time, and almost vomited blood, but Ye Xuan continued: "What are you! Don't point and point at me, I'm allergic to silly beeps!"

"..." Li Zhichao's face turned dark, and he wanted to fight back.

Ye Xuan scratched his head immediately and said, "Sorry, I shouldn't call you stupid."

snort!
Hearing this, Li Zhichao breathed a sigh of relief. He just thought that Ye Xuan was going to stop, and it was his turn to scold. Ye Xuan continued, "Calling you an idiot is an insult to an idiot!"

"puff!"

Li Zhichao finally couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood!

What the hell!

The more you scold, the more energetic you are, right?
However, Ye Xuan really got more and more scolded, and kept saying:

"After all, even a fool knows something good and bad!"

"What about you? You want to compete with me? I've spoken. Do you still have a chance to speak?"

"It's not a glorious thing to scold people, and you still scold the president of the association? Are you not afraid of embarrassment if you say it?"

"Tell me, is there a hole in your brain?"

"Tell me, is your brain full of shit?"

"Tell me, did you grow up eating shit?"

Faced with Ye Xuan's powerful scolding, Li Zhichao completely quit.

What the hell!

Boss, are you addicted to scolding?Got a sense of rhythm?How come even cursing has a logical progression?
First, there is a hole in the brain, and there is shit in the hole, and then the shit came in from a snack?
What the hell!

Why don't you go to heaven?
"You! You, you, you!" Li Zhichao was so angry that he was shaking like he had Parkinson's syndrome, and he couldn't speak! "Good! Good! Very good!!!"

"Tsk tsk!" Before Li Zhichao could say anything, Ye Xuan rolled his eyes and said with a surprised expression:
"You actually said that eating shit is good? Haha, it turns out that you really grew up eating shit. No wonder you're the president of the Society for Scolding People Who Don't Pay for Your Life. It turns out that you are born to spray shit!!"

"Tsk tsk tsk! Don't mess with people who spray dung! Don't mess with them!"

While Ye Xuan was talking, he stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his nose, while stepping back, making a face like he couldn't stand the smell.

"Hey! How unlucky!" Ye Xuan shook his head and sighed, "The good mood of the day was ruined by such a stupid beep spraying dung!"

What the hell!

Who the hell is spraying shit?
Damn you, scolded someone and said I was spraying shit?

What the hell!

No reason!

At this moment, Li Zhichao's face turned green, it was really green, and the greenness shone coldly.

OMG!

He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, clutching his chest, and slowly fell to his knees, with a trace of blood oozing from the corner of his mouth.

"Professor Ye, I am willing to bow down."

Li Zhichao couldn't take it anymore, he already understood that as long as he didn't admit defeat, the handsome young man in front of him could scold for three days and three nights non-stop.

Only then did Ye Xuan nod his head and said, "That's about the same."

After finishing speaking, Ye Xuan stopped looking at Li Zhichao's pale face, glanced at the audience, and said loudly: "Is there anyone else who wants to challenge me?"

The audience was silent, and no one answered!
After seeing Ye Xuan's fierce scolding skills, who dares to challenge, isn't he afraid of being scolded to death?
"Okay, this class is over, get out of class is over."

Hearing this, everyone looked at Ye Xuan with unsatisfied interest, and then picked up their notebooks and walked outside. Although Ye Xuan didn't give a lecture, everyone felt that this class was full of ups and downs, and it was more exciting than playing games.

When everyone left, the century-old auditorium soon became empty, leaving only two young girls.

Shi Yibing and her best friend Su Xiaoli.

Shi Yibing walked over step by step, "Sir, have we known each other before?"

"Why do you ask such a question?" Ye Xuan was taken aback.

"I always feel that I have met Mr. somewhere, it seems that it is a long time ago, and it seems that I have never met." Shi Yibing's eyes showed doubts.

"Never met before? Let's meet now. My name is Ye Jiuxuan." Ye Xuan raised the corner of his mouth, and his voice was like a spring breeze. Shi Yibing stared blankly, and stretched out his hand in a daze: "Uh... hello, my name is Shi Yibing."

Clasping both hands, Shi Yibing felt like getting an electric shock.

This feeling made her a little familiar, but it seemed very far away.

It's as if something has been sealed in my mind!
But I can't remember anything.

"Jiuxuan, what a strange name?" Before Shi Yibing said anything, Su Xiaoli next to her wrinkled her little nose.

Ye Xuan glanced at Su Xiaoli, she had a lovely cute face when she spoke, this girl is not bad, she has no scheming, she should come from a wealthy family, without certain conditions, such a girl cannot be cultivated.

The children of ordinary families, no matter how much their parents love them, will lose their pure hearts because of the limitations of their living conditions, because a girl who is going to college will not think about her future.

However, Ye Xuan only glanced at Su Xiaoli, and his eyes fell on Shi Yibing again. When he swept to her chest, the corner of his mouth lightly pursed: "You have been carrying this jade talisman!!"

"what…"

Shi Yibing was stunned for a long time before reacting suddenly, grabbed the jade talisman on his chest, and screamed:
"You... what are you talking about? Jade talisman? Is it you? You... you are the one who sings on the West Lake?"

"Yes, it's me." Ye Xuan replied calmly.

"It turns out that you are the magic stick!" Su Xiaoli suddenly realized, covering her petite mouth, and said, "Professor Ye, so you are the magic stick!"

Back then, on the banks of the West Lake in Hangdu, Ye Xuan said a lot of nagging words.

What about reincarnation of the ninth world!
Come to find old friends!

What else do you say, "I have an old friend who went to Qianshan, and I have traveled all over Qianshan to find it but haven't returned it."

It's simply the best magic stick! !

At that time, she was shadowy and couldn't see Ye Xuan's face clearly, but now when she sees Ye Xuan's handsome face, well, even if she is a magic stick, she is also a handsome guy.

But Shi Yibing asked, "Have you found your old friend?"

Ye Xuan smiled gently: "I found it."

Suddenly!

Shi Yibing trembled and asked, "Who is she...?"

For some reason, when she heard that Ye Xuan had found her old friend, she was inexplicably nervous.

Ye Xuan seemed to see her nervousness, the smile on his face became more intense, and there was a hint of teasing in his voice.

"Far in the sky, right in front of you."

"Shh!"

Shi Yibing's little face turned red instantly, and he hung his head speechlessly.

Her heart was beating wildly, is this the feeling of heartbeat?

Ever since she was a child, she has been extremely beautiful, and her suitors are even more like Jiang Zhiqing, but for some reason, she always has a premonition somewhere!
She is waiting for someone!

Wait for an encounter!
Wait for a reunion!
Just like "When the golden wind and the jade dew meet, they will win the countless people in the world."

When she met the man by the West Lake, this premonition became stronger and stronger.

From small to large, one plant at a time!
She once planted forty million roses in her yard,
Every morning, she holds a book and sits at the door,

I don't know how many men passed by, and they all praised her face more than the most beautiful rose,
There are also some who want to fold one or two flowers and put them in her bun,
She ignored it all,

Until that day on West Lake,

He played the piano and sang,
Talk about romantic stories!
At that time, she knew,

These forty million roses
Everything is his.

You have an old friend who has traveled thousands of mountains, and today the old friend will meet again!
The tenderness at this moment is better than the beautiful scenery in the world.

But Su Xiaoli, who is innocent and ignorant of the world, doesn't know that she has become a big light bulb that is an eyesore, so she frowned and said:

"My God, you two don't play charades, okay?"

After finishing speaking, she stared at Ye Xuan with big eyes and said, "God Ye, since you can pinch and count, why don't you come and count for me?"

"you?"

Ye Xuan turned his head, glanced at her, and said: "You don't need to count, you are born rich and honored, you come from a family of Zhongming Dingshi, you are kind-hearted, innocent and innocent, and you don't know much about world affairs. You will have a happy marriage and a happy life in the future."

In fact, Ye Xuan just glanced at the girl just now, and he probably knew her fate. This Su Xiaoli is still the successor of his old friend.

They are descendants of Su Dongpo!
Therefore, Ye Xuan felt a little caressing towards her.

Astrological fortune-telling is a profound knowledge, but for Ye Xuan, it couldn't be easier.

Su Xiaoli pouted, but what Ye Xuan said was right, her family is one of the best big families in Hangzhou.

The Su family in Hangdu has been doing business for generations,
The Su family's tea business is huge and well-known all over the world. It is the number one tea merchant in China, and the most expensive tea is the best Mingqian Longjing passed down by the old farmers of the Su family.

Speaking of the Mingqian Longjing, there is another allusion. Back then, Ye Xuan and Su Dongpo had a close relationship. Ye Xuan’s favorite tea was the Mingqian Longjing that Su Dongpo planted by the West Lake. In order to commemorate Ye Xuan, Su Dongpo ordered generations to drink It was planted on behalf of others.

Every year, Jiuxuan Group will purchase a large amount of Mingqian Longjing, just to leave it for Ye Xuan to drink.

But when he heard what Ye Xuan said, he said with disbelief: "Just say some good things, just like the fortune tellers on the street, so tell me about the fate of our little Shi?"

Hearing this, Ye Xuan glanced at Shi Yiguang with extremely soft eyes.

"Two eyes cut autumn water, ten fingers move spring onions,

The beauty is so beautiful and empty, who is the fragrance passed on to?

The quality is proud and frosty, and the fragrance contains autumn dew. "

Ye Xuan groaned softly.

He asked himself that he had seen countless beauties, but Shi Yibing's beauty was truly as unearthly as fireworks.

It's just that this girl has waited by the Naihe Bridge for 500 years for him.

Every time he thinks of this, he always feels an indescribable sadness in his heart, and when he looks at it carefully, there is indeed an unconcealable sadness between Shi Yibing's brows, which is even more heartbreaking. A deep feeling of nostalgia.

Ye Xuan shook his head, and muttered to himself: "It's a pity, since ancient times, a confidante has had a bad life, but when I met me, was it lucky or unlucky?"

At this moment, he really regrets it!

If it hadn't started at the beginning, Shi Yibing wouldn't have suffered so much! ! !

Alas, Yang Sixuan is so!

So did Shi Yibing! !
Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan, how many peerless beauties you owed, you can only pay back in this life.

If other people knew that Xi Shi and Yang Yuhuan among the four beauties loved Ye Xuan more than their own lives, they wouldn't go mad with jealousy.

Although Ye Xuan's voice was very low, there was no one else in the empty century-old lecture hall except for the three of them.

So, both girls could hear clearly.

When Ye Xuan praised Shi Yibing for being beautiful, they all agreed.

Because Shi Yibing is really beautiful.

But when he heard the last sentence, Shi Yibing frowned slightly, looked gloomy, and bowed his head in silence.

"Hey, how do you talk? How can you curse others casually?" At this moment, Su Xiaoli was a little annoyed.

Hearing this, Ye Xuan shook his head calmly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "It's nothing, I just feel emotional!"

How does Su Xiaoli know how complicated the love between Ye Xuan and Shi Yibing is?

Even Shi Yibing has not fully recovered her memory now, she just thinks that Ye Xuan is very special.

"Forget it, I don't care about you, it's time to eat, Xiao Shi, let's go eat."

Saying that, Su Xiaoli dragged Shi Yibing away, but Shi Yibing still didn't forget to look back at Ye Xuan.

Looking deeply at the back of the beautiful woman leaving, Ye Xuan swore secretly, Xiao Shi!In this life, I will definitely make you happy, safe and joyful!
This is my promise to you, Ye Jiuxuan!
Never violate it! !
After speaking, Ye Xuan left the Centennial Auditorium.

When he returned to his single-family villa by the Weiyang Lake, an elegant old man in Tang suit greeted him immediately.

"Professor Ye, I'm finally waiting for you."

Ye Xuan took a look, it was Feng Daozi, the master artist who was competing with him just now.

"So it's Old Feng, what can you do with me?"

Feng Daozi took a deep breath, seemed a little embarrassed, and summoned up his courage again, with a serious expression on his face:
"Professor Ye, students want to take you as their teacher and learn painting from you!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Ye Xuan anxiously, his eyes full of longing.

That is a pursuit of art!
Ye Xuan has the magical skill of "painting the finishing touch". For any calligraphy and painting lover, who wouldn't want to learn such a skill?
(End of this chapter)

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