My disciple is Sun Wukong
Chapter 646
Chapter 646
【659】Viagra
"Brother, how could there be people in this barren mountain?" Sun Wukong sneered.
Tang Seng was stunned, pointed to the distance and said: "I clearly heard the cry for help over there, maybe it is the people in distress."
Tang Seng was merciful in his heart, not to mention saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, so he stubbornly walked towards the abbot who heard the cry for help.
Ye Xuan and others followed behind.
After walking for about 500 meters, the person calling for help finally appeared in front of him. It was an old man, about 80 to [-] years old, whose feet were crushed by a huge stone, and he was moaning in pain at the moment.
Ye Xuan recognized the old man's identity with just one glance.
Isn't this the boy who guards the golden furnace in Tushita Palace in Heaven?
That's right, this boy is King Silver Horn!
At this moment, he is trying to lure Tang Seng and others into being fooled.
In the next plot, Tang Seng was sympathetic and asked Monkey King to carry the old man transformed into King Silver Horn. As a result, King Silver Horn borrowed the power of Mount Tai to crush Monkey King, and then took the opportunity to kidnap Tang Seng.
such a pity!
This plan was seen through by the current Monkey King at a glance.
"Oh, old man, don't worry, the poor monk is here to save you."
As he said that, Tang Seng rushed up quickly, trying to push the stone away, but found that his strength was not enough at all, so he turned his head and looked at Monkey King and the others:
"Amitabha, monks are merciful. Seeing the suffering of the elderly, are you indifferent?"
Hearing Tang Seng's accusation, Ye Xuan chuckled and jokingly said, "Wukong, I didn't see the old man was pressed down by the stones. If you still stand still, won't your conscience hurt?"
Hearing Ye Xuan's words, Monkey King knew he was acting again.
But it's true, the way to learn the scriptures is too boring. After finally meeting a goblin, it's not fun to poke it directly.
So, Sun Wukong nodded, stepped forward, and moved the huge boulder aside. Immediately afterwards, Zhu Gangli also came up and helped the old man up with a smile.
"Old man, there is no village in front of this barren mountain, no shop in the back, you just appeared out of thin air? Why are you here, acting to amuse us?"
Although Zhu Gangli's words were full of ridicule, the old man said solemnly:
"My old man can't understand the words of benefactors. I am a woodcutter here, and I come here to chop firewood. Unexpectedly, a huge rock rolled down from the mountain and crushed my legs. If I hadn't met a few benefactors, I would have You must die here."
As he spoke, he also pretended to squeeze out a few tears.
Hearing this, Zhu Gangli cursed secretly in his heart, this damn monster is even better at acting than my old Zhu!
At this time, Tang Seng quickly said: "Old man, don't be sad, my juniors have the ability to overwhelm the world, they will definitely help you."
"Wukong, you have great strength, why don't you carry the old man home and find a way to heal him, we monks must be compassionate!"
Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong didn't respond at all, but looked at Ye Xuan.
Ye Xuan suddenly smiled, and said: "Why don't you let Xiao Wang take a look, Xiao Wang has studied medicine before, and he still has a little research on leg injuries."
Hearing Ye Xuan's words, the old man scolded his mother in his heart. From which corner did the two hundred and five come out!
But he couldn't refuse, so he nodded in agreement.
"Then I will thank you benefactor." King Yinjiao said through gritted teeth.
Ye Xuan stepped forward, squeezed his leg, and said solemnly: "Your leg is broken, you must have a bone graft."
As he spoke, he exerted force on his hands, and with a sound of "click", Yinjiao screamed in pain!
"Oh, oh, I'm done, I'm done!" King Yinjiao hurriedly broke free from Ye Xuan's grasp.
For some reason, Ye Xuan felt a tingling pain all over his body as soon as he exerted force in his hand. This tingling pain seemed to be an attack on his soul.
"Okay?" Ye Xuan smiled lightly.
"Okay, okay." Yinjiao nodded quickly, saying nothing to let Ye Xuanzhi go.
"No, you're still sick." Ye Xuan smiled mysteriously.
"What's wrong?" Silver Horn asked suspiciously.
"Your disease is late, and your life is not long." Ye Xuan sighed deliberately.
King Yinjiao was stunned, and immediately shook his head: "Don't play tricks, I'm not trying to scare you."
"You still don't believe it?" Ye Xuan smiled: "Recently, have you ever felt that a certain part of your body is different from the past? Think hard..."
Ye Xuan was persuasive and seductive, seeing Ye Xuan's sincerity, Yin Jiao was a little fooled, and fell into deep thought.
After a while, he said: "I don't feel any difference, it's just that my head is getting bigger and bigger."
Ye Xuan clapped his hands: "Yes, this is not the main symptom. Do you know why your face is getting bigger and bigger?"
"What?"
Ye Xuandao: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the upper part."
Yinjiao asked: "Where did you hold back?"
Ye Xuan gestured and said: "The waist is down, the feet are up!"
Yinjiao said "Oh": "Is it a leg?"
Immediately afterwards, he said with a wry smile: "My leg is really healed. It's really fine. You don't need to treat it."
Ye Xuan shook his head, pointed at Yinjiao's leg and said, "Take two steps, take two steps, if you are not sick, take two steps, go!"
"Okay." King Yinjiao immediately walked a dozen steps.
Ye Xuan said: "Stop, are there any problems with your shoes?"
King Yinjiao glanced at the shoes, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with my shoes?"
Ye Xuandao: "One heel is higher and the other is lower!"
"Just kidding." King Yinjiao shook his head, his pair of shoes are precious, how could one be high and the other be low.
Ye Xuan nodded: "That's right, you were born with a leg problem, one leg is long and the other is short."
"What?"
King Yinjiao exploded immediately, and said in shock: "Impossible! I want one leg to be long and the other to be short, and the person who sold the trousers told me."
Ye Xuan laughed: "The trousers seller told you, do you still buy trousers? Who is as good-minded as I am? Well, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs follow my hand, and you can lift them up. Raise it as high as you want, and then drop down hard! Believe it or not, there is something wrong with your leg, and your right leg is short."
Being so fooled by Ye Xuan, King Yinjiao has completely forgotten what his purpose of coming is, and seeing Ye Xuan's swearing, now he has some doubts about his legs.
Is it true that one leg is long and the other is short?
But why no one told me?
In short, Yinjiao had no strength to resist under Ye Xuan's flickering, and stamped his legs following Ye Xuan's hand.
After 10 minutes, Ye Xuan said, "Stop, are your legs numb?"
Silver Horn nodded: "It's numb."
Sun Wukong and the others were stunned, and asked in a low voice, "Why is he numb?"
Ye Xuan chuckled: "If you stomp, you'll be numb too."
(End of this chapter)
【659】Viagra
"Brother, how could there be people in this barren mountain?" Sun Wukong sneered.
Tang Seng was stunned, pointed to the distance and said: "I clearly heard the cry for help over there, maybe it is the people in distress."
Tang Seng was merciful in his heart, not to mention saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, so he stubbornly walked towards the abbot who heard the cry for help.
Ye Xuan and others followed behind.
After walking for about 500 meters, the person calling for help finally appeared in front of him. It was an old man, about 80 to [-] years old, whose feet were crushed by a huge stone, and he was moaning in pain at the moment.
Ye Xuan recognized the old man's identity with just one glance.
Isn't this the boy who guards the golden furnace in Tushita Palace in Heaven?
That's right, this boy is King Silver Horn!
At this moment, he is trying to lure Tang Seng and others into being fooled.
In the next plot, Tang Seng was sympathetic and asked Monkey King to carry the old man transformed into King Silver Horn. As a result, King Silver Horn borrowed the power of Mount Tai to crush Monkey King, and then took the opportunity to kidnap Tang Seng.
such a pity!
This plan was seen through by the current Monkey King at a glance.
"Oh, old man, don't worry, the poor monk is here to save you."
As he said that, Tang Seng rushed up quickly, trying to push the stone away, but found that his strength was not enough at all, so he turned his head and looked at Monkey King and the others:
"Amitabha, monks are merciful. Seeing the suffering of the elderly, are you indifferent?"
Hearing Tang Seng's accusation, Ye Xuan chuckled and jokingly said, "Wukong, I didn't see the old man was pressed down by the stones. If you still stand still, won't your conscience hurt?"
Hearing Ye Xuan's words, Monkey King knew he was acting again.
But it's true, the way to learn the scriptures is too boring. After finally meeting a goblin, it's not fun to poke it directly.
So, Sun Wukong nodded, stepped forward, and moved the huge boulder aside. Immediately afterwards, Zhu Gangli also came up and helped the old man up with a smile.
"Old man, there is no village in front of this barren mountain, no shop in the back, you just appeared out of thin air? Why are you here, acting to amuse us?"
Although Zhu Gangli's words were full of ridicule, the old man said solemnly:
"My old man can't understand the words of benefactors. I am a woodcutter here, and I come here to chop firewood. Unexpectedly, a huge rock rolled down from the mountain and crushed my legs. If I hadn't met a few benefactors, I would have You must die here."
As he spoke, he also pretended to squeeze out a few tears.
Hearing this, Zhu Gangli cursed secretly in his heart, this damn monster is even better at acting than my old Zhu!
At this time, Tang Seng quickly said: "Old man, don't be sad, my juniors have the ability to overwhelm the world, they will definitely help you."
"Wukong, you have great strength, why don't you carry the old man home and find a way to heal him, we monks must be compassionate!"
Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong didn't respond at all, but looked at Ye Xuan.
Ye Xuan suddenly smiled, and said: "Why don't you let Xiao Wang take a look, Xiao Wang has studied medicine before, and he still has a little research on leg injuries."
Hearing Ye Xuan's words, the old man scolded his mother in his heart. From which corner did the two hundred and five come out!
But he couldn't refuse, so he nodded in agreement.
"Then I will thank you benefactor." King Yinjiao said through gritted teeth.
Ye Xuan stepped forward, squeezed his leg, and said solemnly: "Your leg is broken, you must have a bone graft."
As he spoke, he exerted force on his hands, and with a sound of "click", Yinjiao screamed in pain!
"Oh, oh, I'm done, I'm done!" King Yinjiao hurriedly broke free from Ye Xuan's grasp.
For some reason, Ye Xuan felt a tingling pain all over his body as soon as he exerted force in his hand. This tingling pain seemed to be an attack on his soul.
"Okay?" Ye Xuan smiled lightly.
"Okay, okay." Yinjiao nodded quickly, saying nothing to let Ye Xuanzhi go.
"No, you're still sick." Ye Xuan smiled mysteriously.
"What's wrong?" Silver Horn asked suspiciously.
"Your disease is late, and your life is not long." Ye Xuan sighed deliberately.
King Yinjiao was stunned, and immediately shook his head: "Don't play tricks, I'm not trying to scare you."
"You still don't believe it?" Ye Xuan smiled: "Recently, have you ever felt that a certain part of your body is different from the past? Think hard..."
Ye Xuan was persuasive and seductive, seeing Ye Xuan's sincerity, Yin Jiao was a little fooled, and fell into deep thought.
After a while, he said: "I don't feel any difference, it's just that my head is getting bigger and bigger."
Ye Xuan clapped his hands: "Yes, this is not the main symptom. Do you know why your face is getting bigger and bigger?"
"What?"
Ye Xuandao: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the upper part."
Yinjiao asked: "Where did you hold back?"
Ye Xuan gestured and said: "The waist is down, the feet are up!"
Yinjiao said "Oh": "Is it a leg?"
Immediately afterwards, he said with a wry smile: "My leg is really healed. It's really fine. You don't need to treat it."
Ye Xuan shook his head, pointed at Yinjiao's leg and said, "Take two steps, take two steps, if you are not sick, take two steps, go!"
"Okay." King Yinjiao immediately walked a dozen steps.
Ye Xuan said: "Stop, are there any problems with your shoes?"
King Yinjiao glanced at the shoes, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with my shoes?"
Ye Xuandao: "One heel is higher and the other is lower!"
"Just kidding." King Yinjiao shook his head, his pair of shoes are precious, how could one be high and the other be low.
Ye Xuan nodded: "That's right, you were born with a leg problem, one leg is long and the other is short."
"What?"
King Yinjiao exploded immediately, and said in shock: "Impossible! I want one leg to be long and the other to be short, and the person who sold the trousers told me."
Ye Xuan laughed: "The trousers seller told you, do you still buy trousers? Who is as good-minded as I am? Well, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs follow my hand, and you can lift them up. Raise it as high as you want, and then drop down hard! Believe it or not, there is something wrong with your leg, and your right leg is short."
Being so fooled by Ye Xuan, King Yinjiao has completely forgotten what his purpose of coming is, and seeing Ye Xuan's swearing, now he has some doubts about his legs.
Is it true that one leg is long and the other is short?
But why no one told me?
In short, Yinjiao had no strength to resist under Ye Xuan's flickering, and stamped his legs following Ye Xuan's hand.
After 10 minutes, Ye Xuan said, "Stop, are your legs numb?"
Silver Horn nodded: "It's numb."
Sun Wukong and the others were stunned, and asked in a low voice, "Why is he numb?"
Ye Xuan chuckled: "If you stomp, you'll be numb too."
(End of this chapter)
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