Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain
Chapter 113 Fooling Tang Monk to Drink and Eat Meat
Chapter 113 Fooling Tang Monk to Drink and Eat Meat
A Taoist actually walked out of the temple.
But along the way, I saw some monsters on the road, and no matter whether there are monsters or not, I am no longer afraid in my heart. Instead, I can't help but wonder if there will be monsters?
If there are monsters this time, which fairy god in the sky will be next to them?
Instead of thinking too much, the Taoist respectfully stepped forward and saluted, "Where did the master come from?"
Tang Seng couldn't help but bow out of curiosity, and said: "The disciple was sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the East to go to the West to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. It's going to be late in Baofang today, so I ask you to stay overnight."
I saw the Taoist listened, but there was nothing unusual, he just said: "Master, don't blame me, I can't be the master, I am a hardworking Taoist here who sweeps the floor, rings the bell, and beats the bell.
There is also a master butler inside, wait for me to go in and report to him.If he keeps you, I will come out and ask; if he doesn't keep you, I dare not delay. "
Tang Seng also hastily returned the salute: "It's troubled you."
But the Taoist looks like he is 20 years old or 30 years old. In short, his pair of mortals can't be seen with the naked eye.
But I don't want to see a monk official appearing inside, and he stretched his head to look at it, and then directly yelled at the Taoist: "I think you owe a beating! Don't you know that I am a monk official?
But only when the scholar-officials from the city drop incense, will I go out to greet them?Just waiting for a monk, how dare you tell me to pick him up?
Look at his face!It's not honest at first glance. It's late today, and I think I'm going to stay overnight.Among our abbots, how can we allow him to disturb us?Teach him to squat on the front porch overnight, why tell me? "
When Tang Monk heard this, he couldn't help thinking complicatedly in his heart: "Amitabha!I don't know if this is really a place of monsters. If it is a monster, call Wukong and the others over, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat again;
well!Forget it, I'll go in and ask him personally, if it's not a monster, let Wukong and the others come and scare the monk officer, and they will surely get a night. '
Sun Yue had worn out his face along the way, so he made up his mind and went in directly, then bowed and shouted: "Old master, the disciple has asked."
Seeing that he came in by himself, the monk official didn't get up to return the salute, and directly said with an indifferent expression: "Where are you from?"
Obviously the Taoist said it before, and Tang Seng had no choice but to bow again, and said: "The disciple was sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to the Western Heaven to worship the Living Buddha and seek scriptures.
Passing through Baofang, it was getting late, and I wanted to borrow a night, as long as it doesn't dawn tomorrow.Wanwang old home owner is convenient and convenient. "
But I don't want the monk officer to hear it, get up and ask in surprise: "Are you that Tang Sanzang?"
In an instant, Tang Seng couldn't help closing his eyes slightly, and immediately couldn't help but think to himself: "It's the land of monsters again."well!I don't know which fairy god sent me to play tricks on me like this.
But if I ask Wukong and the others to come in and kill the monsters, I won’t even be able to eat...'
If it was Tang Seng in the past, he would not have wondered how the other party knew his name as Tang Sanzang.
But along the way, he got along with the cunning and cunning apprentice Sun Wukong a lot, and he immediately heard the problem, and there was definitely a problem in determining the other party's identity.
So after hearing about it, I no longer had the heart to deal with it seriously, and simply muddled, muddled, and I listened to you, and I was shabby for a long time.
He explained why he had encountered a rogue monk, and wrote a poem to describe it: Throwing tiles along the wall in his spare time, and driving nails on the wall when he was bored.The banner cloth is pulled into a foot belt, and the tooth fragrance is secretly replaced by manjing.He often pours the glaze and pours the oil, and wins the game by winning the bowl and pot.
Tang Seng can only sit in meditation like an old monk, no matter how poor you are, the poor monk will not leave anyway!
In the end, the cunning but supernatural disciple came in first, and the previous Taoist really hurriedly shouted to report: "Master, there is another monk coming outside."
Tang Seng simply sat upright and said silently: "The great apprentice is obviously a monkey, how can he tell that he is a monk?"It turns out that the Taoist priest from before was also a group of monsters...'
Then the monk couldn't help being furious again, and the Taoist hurriedly described: "It's a big-eyed, ears-checked, hairy face, with a thunderous mouth. Holding a stick in his hand, he gritted his teeth fiercely, looking for someone to beat him."
Tang Monk closed his eyes and opened his hands: "Amitabha! '
Then he was dizzy and confused, and only heard the sudden big turn, the Taoist knelt down and called Master, and the monk kowtowed anxiously and called Grandpa.
It's obviously a group of monsters who pretend to be fake, but seem to be really underwhelmed.
In less than a moment, Sun Yue drove all the monks in the monastery to Tang Seng, and then the monk took the lead to kowtow and shouted: "Master Tang, Master Tang, please sit in the abbot."
The abbot does not refer to the presiding officer in the monastery, but it is just the guest room in the monastery, usually only one zhang in size, of course, the size is different, and they are collectively referred to as the abbot.
Not wanting Zhu Bajie to hear about it, he hummed and rebelled: "Master is really a boss, he came in with tears in his eyes, with an oil bottle hanging on his mouth. How can Brother Monkey teach them to kowtow to each other?"
Tang Seng got up, and couldn't help cursing in an instant: "You idiot, you are so rude. As the saying goes: Ghosts are also afraid of evil people, why have I ever burst into tears?"
As he spoke, he also pretended to support him, and said: "Everyone, please stand up."
The monk took the lead and hurriedly kowtowed again: "If it is convenient for the master to tell your apprentice, if you don't move the stick to beat people, you can just kneel for a month."
Tang Seng immediately opened his hands and turned his head to look at Sun Yue, saying, "Wukong, don't beat them."
But also calmly pointed out: ghosts are also afraid of wicked people, this is a group of wicked people (monsters), after that, apprentices, you can figure it out yourself, let's wait for us to spend the night before talking about it.
Sun Yue also couldn't help baring his teeth.
Then soon a group of monks invited Tang Seng to the abbot, led by the monk again, kneeled down and kowtowed respectfully: "Master is an imperial envoy of the upper kingdom, and the young monk is not welcome.
Now in the barren hills, but the vulgar eyes don't know the dignity, and meet the master by chance.Move to ask the master: Are you a vegetarian along the way?Is it meat?We can go and cook dinner. "
Zhu Bajie hehehehe.
Drifting also stared wide-eyed.
Tang Seng subconsciously said habitually: "Be a vegetarian."
Sun Yue's eyes flashed, and he said, "I want peaches!"
Tang Seng didn't even think about it, so he said, "No peaches."
Sun Yue bared his teeth and said again: "I want peaches."
In an instant, all the monks couldn't help being dumbfounded. They knelt on the ground and looked left and right at Tang Seng, and then at Sun Yue.
Finally Tang Seng heard it, and he couldn't help but sighed: "Oh! I have a grudge against that peach as a teacher, and I just don't eat peaches. If you force me again, Wukong, I will smash my head in front of you to death."
Sun Yue grinned again and again, and had no choice but to say: "Okay, let's be vegetarian, and some vegan rice, my master is a monk with compassion in mind, insects, plants and trees are all life;
You wait and go down and get some vegetarian rice with vegetarian chicken and duck, and remember certain elements!Otherwise, be careful with this old grandson's stick!Not going soon? "
In an instant, all the monks couldn't help being dumbfounded.
Zhu Bajie's two small eyes moved, and hurriedly hehehehe echoed: "It's good to be a vegetarian, it's good to be a vegetarian. Brother Hou is right. We should be compassionate when we become monks. My old pig also likes to be vegetarian."
Tang Seng opened his hands and closed his eyes, almost fainting.
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(End of this chapter)
A Taoist actually walked out of the temple.
But along the way, I saw some monsters on the road, and no matter whether there are monsters or not, I am no longer afraid in my heart. Instead, I can't help but wonder if there will be monsters?
If there are monsters this time, which fairy god in the sky will be next to them?
Instead of thinking too much, the Taoist respectfully stepped forward and saluted, "Where did the master come from?"
Tang Seng couldn't help but bow out of curiosity, and said: "The disciple was sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the East to go to the West to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. It's going to be late in Baofang today, so I ask you to stay overnight."
I saw the Taoist listened, but there was nothing unusual, he just said: "Master, don't blame me, I can't be the master, I am a hardworking Taoist here who sweeps the floor, rings the bell, and beats the bell.
There is also a master butler inside, wait for me to go in and report to him.If he keeps you, I will come out and ask; if he doesn't keep you, I dare not delay. "
Tang Seng also hastily returned the salute: "It's troubled you."
But the Taoist looks like he is 20 years old or 30 years old. In short, his pair of mortals can't be seen with the naked eye.
But I don't want to see a monk official appearing inside, and he stretched his head to look at it, and then directly yelled at the Taoist: "I think you owe a beating! Don't you know that I am a monk official?
But only when the scholar-officials from the city drop incense, will I go out to greet them?Just waiting for a monk, how dare you tell me to pick him up?
Look at his face!It's not honest at first glance. It's late today, and I think I'm going to stay overnight.Among our abbots, how can we allow him to disturb us?Teach him to squat on the front porch overnight, why tell me? "
When Tang Monk heard this, he couldn't help thinking complicatedly in his heart: "Amitabha!I don't know if this is really a place of monsters. If it is a monster, call Wukong and the others over, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat again;
well!Forget it, I'll go in and ask him personally, if it's not a monster, let Wukong and the others come and scare the monk officer, and they will surely get a night. '
Sun Yue had worn out his face along the way, so he made up his mind and went in directly, then bowed and shouted: "Old master, the disciple has asked."
Seeing that he came in by himself, the monk official didn't get up to return the salute, and directly said with an indifferent expression: "Where are you from?"
Obviously the Taoist said it before, and Tang Seng had no choice but to bow again, and said: "The disciple was sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to the Western Heaven to worship the Living Buddha and seek scriptures.
Passing through Baofang, it was getting late, and I wanted to borrow a night, as long as it doesn't dawn tomorrow.Wanwang old home owner is convenient and convenient. "
But I don't want the monk officer to hear it, get up and ask in surprise: "Are you that Tang Sanzang?"
In an instant, Tang Seng couldn't help closing his eyes slightly, and immediately couldn't help but think to himself: "It's the land of monsters again."well!I don't know which fairy god sent me to play tricks on me like this.
But if I ask Wukong and the others to come in and kill the monsters, I won’t even be able to eat...'
If it was Tang Seng in the past, he would not have wondered how the other party knew his name as Tang Sanzang.
But along the way, he got along with the cunning and cunning apprentice Sun Wukong a lot, and he immediately heard the problem, and there was definitely a problem in determining the other party's identity.
So after hearing about it, I no longer had the heart to deal with it seriously, and simply muddled, muddled, and I listened to you, and I was shabby for a long time.
He explained why he had encountered a rogue monk, and wrote a poem to describe it: Throwing tiles along the wall in his spare time, and driving nails on the wall when he was bored.The banner cloth is pulled into a foot belt, and the tooth fragrance is secretly replaced by manjing.He often pours the glaze and pours the oil, and wins the game by winning the bowl and pot.
Tang Seng can only sit in meditation like an old monk, no matter how poor you are, the poor monk will not leave anyway!
In the end, the cunning but supernatural disciple came in first, and the previous Taoist really hurriedly shouted to report: "Master, there is another monk coming outside."
Tang Seng simply sat upright and said silently: "The great apprentice is obviously a monkey, how can he tell that he is a monk?"It turns out that the Taoist priest from before was also a group of monsters...'
Then the monk couldn't help being furious again, and the Taoist hurriedly described: "It's a big-eyed, ears-checked, hairy face, with a thunderous mouth. Holding a stick in his hand, he gritted his teeth fiercely, looking for someone to beat him."
Tang Monk closed his eyes and opened his hands: "Amitabha! '
Then he was dizzy and confused, and only heard the sudden big turn, the Taoist knelt down and called Master, and the monk kowtowed anxiously and called Grandpa.
It's obviously a group of monsters who pretend to be fake, but seem to be really underwhelmed.
In less than a moment, Sun Yue drove all the monks in the monastery to Tang Seng, and then the monk took the lead to kowtow and shouted: "Master Tang, Master Tang, please sit in the abbot."
The abbot does not refer to the presiding officer in the monastery, but it is just the guest room in the monastery, usually only one zhang in size, of course, the size is different, and they are collectively referred to as the abbot.
Not wanting Zhu Bajie to hear about it, he hummed and rebelled: "Master is really a boss, he came in with tears in his eyes, with an oil bottle hanging on his mouth. How can Brother Monkey teach them to kowtow to each other?"
Tang Seng got up, and couldn't help cursing in an instant: "You idiot, you are so rude. As the saying goes: Ghosts are also afraid of evil people, why have I ever burst into tears?"
As he spoke, he also pretended to support him, and said: "Everyone, please stand up."
The monk took the lead and hurriedly kowtowed again: "If it is convenient for the master to tell your apprentice, if you don't move the stick to beat people, you can just kneel for a month."
Tang Seng immediately opened his hands and turned his head to look at Sun Yue, saying, "Wukong, don't beat them."
But also calmly pointed out: ghosts are also afraid of wicked people, this is a group of wicked people (monsters), after that, apprentices, you can figure it out yourself, let's wait for us to spend the night before talking about it.
Sun Yue also couldn't help baring his teeth.
Then soon a group of monks invited Tang Seng to the abbot, led by the monk again, kneeled down and kowtowed respectfully: "Master is an imperial envoy of the upper kingdom, and the young monk is not welcome.
Now in the barren hills, but the vulgar eyes don't know the dignity, and meet the master by chance.Move to ask the master: Are you a vegetarian along the way?Is it meat?We can go and cook dinner. "
Zhu Bajie hehehehe.
Drifting also stared wide-eyed.
Tang Seng subconsciously said habitually: "Be a vegetarian."
Sun Yue's eyes flashed, and he said, "I want peaches!"
Tang Seng didn't even think about it, so he said, "No peaches."
Sun Yue bared his teeth and said again: "I want peaches."
In an instant, all the monks couldn't help being dumbfounded. They knelt on the ground and looked left and right at Tang Seng, and then at Sun Yue.
Finally Tang Seng heard it, and he couldn't help but sighed: "Oh! I have a grudge against that peach as a teacher, and I just don't eat peaches. If you force me again, Wukong, I will smash my head in front of you to death."
Sun Yue grinned again and again, and had no choice but to say: "Okay, let's be vegetarian, and some vegan rice, my master is a monk with compassion in mind, insects, plants and trees are all life;
You wait and go down and get some vegetarian rice with vegetarian chicken and duck, and remember certain elements!Otherwise, be careful with this old grandson's stick!Not going soon? "
In an instant, all the monks couldn't help being dumbfounded.
Zhu Bajie's two small eyes moved, and hurriedly hehehehe echoed: "It's good to be a vegetarian, it's good to be a vegetarian. Brother Hou is right. We should be compassionate when we become monks. My old pig also likes to be vegetarian."
Tang Seng opened his hands and closed his eyes, almost fainting.
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(End of this chapter)
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