Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 136 The Tathagata May Not Be My Opponent The Lawless Red Boy

Chapter 136 The Tathagata May Not Be My Opponent The Lawless Red Boy

Tang Seng felt dizzy in a blink of an eye, and when he woke up, he was already in a dark cave, and he saw clusters of red flames burning around the cave walls.

The little red boy who had previously recognized his father has now turned into a little black boy, with only two big eyes, but they are not black and white, but strange and like burning flames.

He couldn't help walking back and forth angrily in front of his eyes, but his buttocks were still bare.

Suddenly he ordered loudly: "The fog is in the cloud, the cloud is in the fog, and tie up Tang Monk! What a lazy Monkey King, I will burn my lord with fire before I eat his master!"

Tang Seng couldn't help but sighed in his heart: "Mist in the cloud, cloud in the fog?"What's the name?It really is a little monster; if I burn you after you finish eating, wouldn't it be too late? '

Two people who were also stupid, went forward without making a sound.

Tang Seng quickly raised his hand and said: "Amitabha! Wait a minute, kid, I'm just an ordinary monk, you don't need to tie me up, and I can't escape from your hole;
I never disrespected you before, but I helped you speak, if you don't, just let me relax and don't let them tie me up. "

The red boy with a small black face immediately couldn't help snorting, and said: "Humph! You are not an ordinary monk, I have heard that you are the reincarnation of Elder Jin Chan, a good person who has practiced for ten lifetimes, and has not let out any vitality!
It is said that as long as you eat a piece of your meat, you can live a long life and rest with the world. I saw the golden light coming out of your body when you shit before.Tied!Tied!Can't let you run away! "

Tang Seng couldn't help being speechless for a moment. After living for more than [-] years, he felt that life was so interesting for the first time, so he simply let Yun Liwu and Wu Liyun be tied up.

Then he didn't feel afraid at all, and couldn't help asking curiously: "But when I half-spoken before? Why didn't I see you?"

The red boy snorted again: "Hmph! I transformed into a wasp, I wanted to drink some blood from your butt, but you slapped it off.

correct!Do you still have the wine you drank before?If there are any more, I won't let them tie you up. "

In an instant, Tang Seng was even less afraid, and said: "The poor monk is a monk, and he has already abstained from the five meats and three disgusts. There is no wine, but there is some water that smells like wine. Don't let them tie me up. for you."

Red Boy hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Stop! Don't tie him up yet, he won't be able to escape anyway."

Tang Seng also hurriedly took out a wine bottle from his arms, bent down and handed it down: "I don't know what the king's name is?
Since you know that I am the reincarnation of Elder Jin Chan and the second disciple of the Tathagata of the Western Paradise, why do you still dare to eat me?Are you not afraid that Lingshan Buddha will come to subdue you? "

Honghaier took the wine bottle in his hands, opened the bottle and took a good sniff.

Then he couldn't help but his expression changed, and he said: "It smells so good! This is clearly wine, you monk is too lazy to lie to me that it is wine-flavored water;
snort!My majesty's baby name is Hongbai'er, and he is known as the Holy Infant King. You, Tang Monk, are dishonest. Even the Tathagata of the Lingshan Mountain of the Western Heaven, my majesty is not afraid! "

As he spoke, he couldn't help raising his head to take a sip, and immediately couldn't help but praise: "Good wine! It's really good wine! It's a pity that it's not as good as your Tang monk meat."

Tang Seng also calmly said: "Amitabha! This is just water with the taste of wine, but it is not wine. Have you ever drank such bitter and spicy wine?"

Hong Haier's little brows couldn't help but frowned, he really thought about it and said: "It's true that I have never drunk such wine, is it really not wine?"

Tang Seng nodded seriously and said: "It's water, but it smells like wine. Speaking of which, my apprentice Sun Wukong was not afraid of the Tathagata Buddha in the Lingshan Mountain of Western Heaven, so he was suppressed by the Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain;
Now you are the same as Wukong, your lord. In terms of your courage, you are indeed like a flesh and blood child of my apprentice Wukong. "

In an instant, Honghaier couldn't help frowning again, and snorted: "Hmph! Don't look at the fat head and big ears of the Tathagata of the Western Heaven, he may not be the opponent of my king!
Even the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the Antarctic Avalokitesvara in the south, my lord is also not afraid. Do you really think that Monkey King is my biological father? "

Tang Seng immediately raised his hands and nodded, "You two are almost identical in appearance. In terms of courage, who else in the Three Realms can match my apprentice Wukong? Can you compare with your majesty?

Think about it, my lord, does your current father dare to be an enemy of the Tathagata?Dare to be an enemy of Guanyin Bodhisattva? "

Hong Haier took a sip of the wine, couldn't help but frowned and thought about it: "So, my father is indeed not as good as me, he is afraid of this and that all day long, like a pustule;
I also heard from an old man recently, could it be that Monkey King is really my father? "

Tang Seng nodded: "Very likely."

But I don't want the red boy to turn his face when he said that he would turn his face, and suddenly snorted again: "Hmph! Even if he is really my father, but if he burns me, this friendship will be lost, and you still have to eat your Tang monk meat;
I have never eaten human flesh. My mother said that once I eat human flesh, my body will be filled with stale gas, but eating your flesh can lead to a long life and rest with the heaven and the earth. "

Tang Seng couldn't help but feel novelty like never before, that this is the real monster, and those who eat people in the name of fake monster are all immortals and Buddhas in the sky.

So I couldn't help but be persuasive, and patiently explained: "Look, my lord, if eating my flesh can lead to a long life and sleep with the world, wouldn't I also be able to sleep with the world?

But you have eaten me up, how can I rest with heaven and earth?
Even if you eat my flesh, my lord, it is impossible to rest with heaven and earth, if it happens, oh!

Although the Tathagata of the Western Heaven and the Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea are no match for you, the King, they will inevitably find you, and if they will suppress you for 500 years, it will not be worthwhile to suffer this crime.

If I try it with the king and eat the other things in my body with the king's hands, wouldn't the things that come out of my body be the same as the meat on my body? "

……

After a while.

The second of the six great generals under Honghai'er's command, he was as anxious as fire and as fast as the wind, and he couldn't help being stunned when he saw the "two lumps" on the plate in front of him.

"My lord, can I not eat?"

"Huh? You two dare to disobey???"

Red Boy was furious immediately.

Tang Seng quickly covered his face with his sleeve and turned his head.

After a while.

The two guys couldn't help but replied with bitter faces: "Your Majesty, you can't live a long life, you can't live a long life. The saying that you can live a long life by eating Tang monk meat is a lie. If you don't, let him go."

Red Boy's eyes flashed brightly, and he said: "No! Even if Sun Wukong is really my father, if he dares to burn me, I have to burn it back! Let's keep this Tang Monk as a hostage first."

Tang Seng hurriedly raised his hands and echoed: "Amitabha! Your Majesty is wise, the poor monk will cooperate with you, and you must burn your father. I don't know, your father, Wukong, also punished me all the way..."

But before he finished speaking, a little demon suddenly ran into the cave to report: "Your Majesty, disaster has happened!"

Hong Hai'er couldn't help turning around majestically and majestically with his bare buttocks, and asked, "What's the matter?"

The little demon also panted and reported: "My lord, there is a monkey with a shaggy face and a thunderous mouth, a pig demon with a long mouth and big ears, and a demon with an ugly face, asking Tang Seng in front of the door.

It is said that if the word "Dan Ruo Ya" is half a word, the mountain field will be overturned and the cave mansion will be flattened. "

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