Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 142 Burning Yang Jian One Thousand Two Hundred Grass Head Gods
Unexpectedly, the voice was lost, and the little demon immediately before ran in again and shouted: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, disaster is coming, and someone shouted outside the door just now: Open the door! Open the door! Check the water meter."

The Bull Demon King couldn't help being weird with his big bull's eyes: check the water meter?What do you mean?
Hong Haier also frowned and asked, "What water meter are you checking?"

The little demon's eyes were blank: "I don't know, my lord."

Red boy: "Hmph! Just ignore him, unless it's the two dogs coming. Wang Daniu, go ahead and say, how can I play with those two dogs, and capture them without any effort?"

The Bull Demon King couldn't help his thoughts again: "Since the Guanyin Bodhisattva 500 years ago made you Yang Jian embarrassing in front of all living beings in the three realms, obviously he didn't regard you as a person;

Since my son wants to cast himself under the disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva, he can only cast himself in favor of that Guanyin Bodhisattva, and let you Yang Jian make a fool of himself again and smear you severely. '

So the two big eyeballs moved, and they immediately said: "My lord, I heard that Yang Jian is a man of virtue, why don't you stop eating that Zhu Bajie first, and after capturing Yang Jian, strip them naked and tie them up?" together."

Tang Seng immediately opened his hands and closed his eyes: "Amitabha! '

Honghaier frowned again, and asked, "What is a moral person?"

The Bull Demon King also reacted instantly, didn't this teach his son badly? (Although it's bad enough)

However, Sun Yue also seriously thought about it. Normal men in the three realms, no matter the demons or immortals, would normally find someone to marry.

Even the Taishang Laojun, the Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing, put his trouser belt on the body of an old vixen, and the two sons of the old vixen even brought him with him, obviously it couldn't be unrelated.

As for Marshal Canopy, it was obvious that he not only had an affair with the Nishang Fairy from the Moon Palace, but also had at least the second sister Egg, Gao Cuilan, and had slept with many women.

The Drifting Monk of the Curtain General is also impossible to be a place.

The Jade Emperor also had a Queen Mother, and Na Kui Mulang also married the Jade Girl.

Li Jing, the heavenly king of Natuota, was also a couple, so they gave birth to the third prince Nezha.

The dragon kings of the four seas, every dragon king also has a dragon mother and a dragon girl, so the little white dragon was born.

The Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, and the Jade-Mian Princess of Jilei Mountain, the Nine-Headed Insect and the Wansheng Princess, all the obviously normal demons in the Three Realms will find someone to marry.

However, Yang Jian has the honorable status of the Jade Emperor's nephew of the Tian family, although he never admits that he is the Tian family.

And on the independent side, he is a god, with [-] grass-headed god thugs under his command, and there are six Meishan brothers and six dog legs, who are always with eagles and dogs.

But why doesn't Guanjiangkou even have a female fairy?

What is it that Yang Jian doesn't like women?Or is it that no one among the fairies in the Three Realms wants to follow Yang Jian?With Yang Jian who is arrogant and unwilling to admit that he is the nephew of the Jade Emperor of the Tian Family?

Or maybe it was Yang Jian who also abstained from sex and converted to Western Paradise Buddhism?

Especially looking at his attire, his appearance is handsome and handsome, his earlobes and shoulders are bright, he wears a three-mountain flying phoenix hat, a light yellow collar, golden boots lined with coiled dragon socks, and jade belt with group flowers and eight-treasure makeup.

It's clearly not the clothes of a normal man. Could it be that Yang Jian is really a man of morality?
And the Bull Demon King sneaked into the Huoyun Cave, so Sun Yue would not miss the opportunity to watch the excitement.

After hearing this, the Bull Demon King hurriedly coughed twice and said: "Ahem! Your Majesty, it's okay to be a man of morality. Even if a man and woman are together, they are called husband and wife, but if two men are together, they are called a man of morality. '

Hong Haier still frowned: "Like my father, Monkey King, with my mother?"

In an instant, the face of the Bull Demon King turned black, and he almost couldn't help spitting out blood: "Then Monkey King was just as good as me and you back then!"There is no such thing as a man and a woman!
In the Three Realms, men and women, fairies and goblins are all the same monsters in the monkey's eyes, and they look the same at all. The monkey doesn't know what beauty is or what ugliness is!

My old cow heard that in the Pantao Garden, the monkey called the seven-clothed fairy a monster, and now he has converted to Buddhism, and I am afraid that he will never touch women in the future...'

The Bull Demon King couldn't help vomiting blood in his heart, wishing he could kick his son to death.

Immediately afterwards, the red boy said: "What you said is meaningless! I cheated a few firecrackers from that Zhu Bajie. Before that, Monkey King used firecrackers to blow me up, and I also used firecrackers to blow up this Zhu Bajie and the two dogs. .”

Finally, Tang Seng couldn't help chanting a sentence of Amitabha Buddha in his heart, and he could see that the little demon named Wang Daniu was obviously not transformed by Sun Yue, and he was not in the same group as the gods in the sky.

So after hearing this, he stepped forward a few steps, and listened to the Bull Demon King's ear.

In an instant, the Bull Demon King's jaw almost didn't drop in shock.

Hong Hai'er snorted immediately, and said, "Tang Seng! Just say what you say, do you think I can't hear you if you whisper?

But what you said is a good idea, you can stuff the firecracker into the wicket of Er Gouzi, and into the wicket of Nezha. "

The Bull Demon King looked at Tang Seng dumbfounded, his face full of shock and dared not say anything: "Are you really Tang Seng?"

Tang Seng simply ignored him: the poor monk is Tang Seng.

I didn't want the words to fall, and then another little demon ran into the cave to report: "My lord, my lord, then Yang Jian came with [-] thugs of the God of Grass, and also brought an eagle and a dog, and six You bastard!"

With bare buttocks, the red boy turned around majestically, and said: "Okay! Wang Daniu, you go out with me, and when Yang Jian is captured, he will also roast and eat his eagle and that dog."

In an instant, the Bull Demon King couldn't help his lips trembling again.

In a blink of an eye, Huoyun Cave came out.

All around the sky above the Huoyun Cave, there are already Guanjiangkou grass gods standing all over the sky, as if soldiers are coming to attack all over the sky, so the Bull Demon King can't help but ruthlessly grin:
'You, Yang Jian, really regard yourself as a god?If you dare to deceive me like this, I am afraid that the more ruthless you are today, the more that female Bodhisattva of five directions and five elders will like me more! '

So without waiting for Honghai'er to ride the red light, he hurriedly whispered to Honghai'er's ear, "Your Majesty, listen to me, I'm sure I'll make you play nice!
If you don't believe me, go up and ask those two dogs: Where are you, a young general, and you dare to dare to challenge here?
The two dogs' answer must be: I am the nephew of the Jade Emperor, and Erlang, the king of Zhaohui Lingxian, was granted the title.

Then you challenge him to fight alone, you don't need to fight with him, you just need to change and play at will, and he will abandon the magic weapon and change with you;

If you transform a worm, it will transform into a chicken; if you transform a stone, it will transform into a mason; The fire burned his twelve hundred grass-headed gods.

(I don’t know if you, my son, turn into a pile of shit, will Yang Jian turn into a dog?)”

The Bull Demon King spoke seriously on the surface, but he couldn't help but grinned in secret.

Red Boy's eyes flashed when he heard that too: "Really?"

The Bull Demon King immediately nodded seriously: "If you don't believe me, go up and try it and you will know."

Hearing this, the red boy directly held a flaming gun and shot towards the red light.

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