Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 163: The wind is blowing!Throw Tang Seng down again and run away

Finally Drifting heard it, and couldn't help but said in a rough voice: "Brother, what should I do?" '

Sun Yue also transmitted voice to the two of them and said: "Then let's do something with them." '

The second senior brother obviously wasn't bad enough, so he said in a daze, "Brother Monkey, where can we get some holy water?" '

Sun Yue bared his teeth in secret, and continued to transmit the sound transmission: "You two will have it later, just wait and see." '

So when the sound transmission fell, Sun Yue said again calmly: "Your junior, you don't need to bow down. If the three of us don't want to leave some holy water with you, I'm afraid that the Miao descendants will be wiped out; if I want to be with you, it will be too easy. "

It is obvious that all the Taoist priests, even the three great immortals, have the IQ of little monsters on Pingdingshan, at least not so high.

When the three great immortals heard this, they bowed down and kowtowed without any doubt: "Wanwang Tianzun thought of my disciple's respect, and I begged for a few beards. My disciple widely preached morality and played the king's universal respect for Taoism."

Sun Yue still said indifferently: "Since that's the case, let's get the utensils."

A group of Taoist priests who were all over the floor hurriedly nodded their heads together to express their gratitude.

Then in an instant, Immortal Huli was really the same as before, took a mouthful of the vat, and put it on the hall.

But Immortal Lu Li only carried a sand basin, which was also placed on the altar, right in front of Zhu Bajie's feet.

Immortal Yangli was the same as before, he only brought a vase, and put it in front of Sun Yue's legs in the middle, as if waiting to pick it up.

But even so, Drifting Monk and Zhu Bajie still didn't expect it.

But only Sun Yue couldn't help grinning secretly, expressing extreme doubts in his heart: "This grandson just gave himself a small vase, didn't he do it on purpose?"Or do you think that Yuanshi Tianzun is small? '

So he waved his hands calmly and said casually: "You all go out of the front of the hall, and cover the grid, don't let the secret out, so that I can save some holy water for you."

When the three great immortals heard this, they went out respectfully and naively without any doubt, and then knelt down together under the altar outside, and closed the hall door.

But Sun Yue could not hear any movement outside when he waved his hands.

Then he directly pointed at the vase in front of him, bared his teeth and said, "Junior Brother Sha, please urinate into this vase, Old Sun."

In an instant, Zhu Bajie finally came to his senses and said hehe: "Brother Monkey, I, Lao Zhu, have been brothers with you for a while, and I have never done anything like this;
I just ate something, Brother Hou, you only ate a few fruits, and you should leave it to me, Lao Zhu, to do this. "

Then he began to untie his trouser belt unceremoniously.

Drifting also stared wide-eyed and stunned for a moment, then simply took off his pants and squatted on the tank.

Obviously, in the eyes of the two of them, Marshal Canopy and General Rolling Curtain, the Sanqing Taoist Ancestors were just three veterans, and they didn't have the slightest respect at all, but even though the three veterans transcended the Three Realms.

After a moment of "squeaking" and the sound of water, Drifting didn't even need to say anything, he pulled and pissed the whole half of the tank (in the image of Lingbao Tianzun), Zhu Bajie could eat but only urinated a pot and a vase (The same image of Taishang Laojun).

But even Sun Yue couldn't help but look at the monkey's eyes strangely. Obviously, the two guys used to be serious on the surface of the heaven, but they were not good guys secretly.

At least he must have offended the Jade Emperor, otherwise he wouldn't have been thrown into the mortal world.

The only difference this time is that the three great immortals had tasted it originally, but this time Sun Yue held his breath and simply waved his hand, and all the smell disappeared instantly.

Then Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk were asked to sit down, and then directly shouted: "Little Immortal, you have received the holy water."

Zhu Bajie couldn't help rolling his two little eyes.

Drifting's big eyes also immediately widened.

Then I saw the three great immortals push open the door of the palace, kowtowed together to thank them, and then respectfully carried out the vats, basins, and bottles together.

The excited and impatient voices of the three great immortals outside could be heard more clearly.

Immortal Huli: "Apprentice, take a bell and taste it."

A little Taoist hurriedly brought a tea clock and handed it to Immortal Huli.

Immortal Huli scooped out a cup without hesitation, then drank it, and couldn't help wiping his lips and smacking his lips.

Immortal Lu Li hurriedly said eagerly: "Brother, is it delicious?"

Immortal Huli couldn't help poking his mouth and said: "It's not very delicious, but it's tasteless, and there are some thick things, I think holy water is like that."

Immortal Yang Li hurriedly said: "I will try it too."

So he also scooped up the porridge in the tank and took a sip, smacking his lips in the same way: "I think holy water is like this."

Inside the Sanqing Hall.

Sun Yue couldn't help but grinned and said, "Brother, it's time for us to talk."

Unexpectedly, Sun Yue deliberately did not leave his name, but Zhu Bajie turned his two small eyes and said with a snort: "Brother Monkey, wait a minute, let the old pig leave a name first."

As a result, the voice fell, and without waiting for Sun Yue and Drifting to react, he yelled directly: "Daoist Daoist, hello Husi, which Sanqing is willing to surrender to Fanji?
I will tell you my real surname.The monks of the Tang Dynasty came to the West by order.There is nothing wrong with a good night, and I will descend to the palace.Eat offerings, sit and play.Why do you answer when you bow down?

What kind of holy water is there? What you eat is the urine of my old pig and the excrement of Monk Sha. "

Sun Yue couldn't help it directly, but the monkey grinned fiercely when he heard it, and an incomparably strange color flashed in the monkey's eyes.

Because the one who left his name should be himself, and that's what he said. He didn't want to leave his name, but Zhu Bajie would take the initiative to leave his name again.

Now that they had taken the initiative to expose, the three of them had no choice but to go away.

Drifting halfway, he couldn't help complaining in a rough voice: "Second senior brother, if you don't tell me, you won't let the king eat our shit."

I didn't want Zhu Bajie to hear it, but he hummed philosophically: "Junior Brother Sha, Brother Hou, you don't understand now, the point is not to let the three of them eat our excrement and urine;
It is only after they finish eating that they realize that what they eat is actually our excrement and urine. "

……

Silent all night.

But Che Chiguo couldn't be quiet anymore.

Five hundred monks were 'rescued', since they disappeared anyway, so they were rescued.

Sun Yue also got to know Zhu Bajie again, and actually said something similar to philosophy.

So Tang Seng woke up the next day, and it took him a long time to react with his eyes open. What happened last night?
I couldn't help but feel another layer of resentment in my heart, and the three apprentices didn't bring themselves with them in everything.

Of course, the monks in Zhiyuan Temple also disappeared without a trace overnight, anyway, they disappeared, who did it, no one knows who did it.

Tang Seng had no choice but to get up and shouted: "Apprentice, wait for me to switch Guan Wen."

Waiter?You, an old monk in your 30s, don't you know how to dress yourself?

Soon Drifting monks helped put on brocade cassocks, and then Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monks stood on both sides, like two demons protecting the Dharma.

After leaving the monastery, Drifting also widened his eyes and said comfortingly: "Master, don't be afraid, it's a bit strange to prosper Taoism and destroy monks here. I'm afraid they won't change the Guanwen. I will wait for Master to protect and go into the court together."

Tang Seng finally comforted himself when he heard that, if there were no monsters in the city without the protection of two man-eating monster apprentices, he would really feel a little nervous.At the same time, I finally came to my mind, why did Guanyin Bodhisattva find such two evil disciples for him?
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