Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 235 Give Yuanshi Tianzun a hard time

In the seven main halls.

Everyone in the two classes of civil and military could not help being stunned and shocked. Once again, they re-acquainted with the Qi trainers under the teaching of the cult at close range. Could it really be counted?

Apparently Jiang Ziya just mentioned it, if he doesn't want to explain the teaching, the Qi practitioner will know it, and he will come directly to inform that all the fellow Taoists will come to congratulate him, even the leader of the teaching will come in person?

Ji Fa, who couldn't sit still for a moment, couldn't help but flushed with excitement.

The only thing is the weird sigh in my heart: this elucidation is really worthy of a heretic sect, and it’s all right to call yourself a sage, and if you don’t greet Jielv with flowers and incense, it will be a desecration of all the saints who elucidate it moral gods.

It's not even the principle of respecting the virtuous.

Nangong Shi, Mao Gongsui and other veterans who bowed their heads secretly and no one could notice, couldn't help but twitch their mouths slightly, and could only sigh secretly in their hearts that the cult is shameless.

Jiang Ziya also said calmly, this must be greeted with incense and green hanging flowers, is it called a cult?Soon you will know what a real cult is.

Jiang Ziya had already thought about it, since the master taught him the Taoism of using women's excrement and urine to subdue demons, then he would use female excrement and urine to deal with the big merchant's Qi trainer in the future.

Of course, the premise is to check one by one first, whether there are any people who have changed from the Yaozu in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and first pour a pot of woman's feces on everyone's head from top to bottom.

Anyone who is afraid of women's excrement and urine is naturally transformed by a monster with fur and horns. No matter who it is, they will be pulled out and chopped down!Anyone who stands and lets himself be splashed is naturally a human being.

It also includes Nezha, Yang Jian, Lei Zhenzi, who have not yet left the mountain, and other disciples.

So there was a moment of doubt, could it be that His Majesty deliberately notified the real Huanglong?
But then Jiang Ziya ordered that Nangong Shi lead [-] soldiers and horses to look for green grass and trees in the wilderness outside, and Mao Gong led another [-] soldiers and horses to pick flowers outside;
And Zhou Gongdan was responsible for finding all the incense in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and when the head teacher came, everyone would hold the incense, so that the whole Xiqi City was full of cigarettes.

Xin Jia, who is also a general of Xiqi, will lead another [-] soldiers and horses to build the reed canopy mat hall and the golden platform that will be used by Jiang Ziya to worship the general.

Everything came too suddenly.

The sudden surprise even made everyone in the Western Zhou Dynasty unresponsive, and they were about to attack merchants with troops.

Of course, if there is a cult behind it, Xiqi's 60 soldiers and horses will have confidence, but just because it is too sudden, it makes everyone feel unreal.

What's more, it is necessary to form green hanging flowers first, and burn incense to welcome the cult to explain and teach a group of saints.

Then 10 people moved together, and Jiang Ziya was weird and did nothing. He pretended to take a bath and change clothes, but he couldn't come out after being soaked in a bucket of fragrant soup.

……

Outside the city of Xiqi where no one can see in the dark.

But there are three figures that should not appear in this world.

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but have weird eyes, and said leisurely: "Then Jiang Ziya, look at what it looks like now?"He has clearly become a scoundrel, and has been completely led astray by Qin Yue.

well!This was a good event of King Wu defeating Zhou, a catastrophe of heaven and earth, but it was brought about by Qin Yue.I'm afraid that Yuanshi Tianzun and Lao Tzu won't be able to please him this time without the two of us secretly intervening. '

Sun Yue couldn't help but grinned and said: "The bastard has pulled Shennong, Fuxi, and the ancient goddess, and is still looking for Xingtian and Chiyou;
If only Yuanshi Tianzun and Lao Tzu are two old guys, I'm afraid they can really be killed by those two guys and they don't know how to die, but the key is that there is a Hongjun behind the two old guys. '

Suddenly, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but looked between heaven and earth and said: "It's really close at hand. Two people have appeared together hand in hand, and there are several people in other directions, all flying far to the same place;
It seems that they all waited for Jiang Ziya to set up the reed canopy mat hall, then grow greenery and hang flowers, and then they would line up to show up one by one.

Husband, do you want to wait for them to show up and give them a sudden blow? '

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's sudden active husband made Sun Yue feel that his bones were brittle in an instant, and he was so fluttering that he almost couldn't stand still and fell over.
The dragon girl beside her could only smile with the corners of her lips curled up.

Sun Yue hurriedly and courteously accompanied him: "Forget about the Twelve Golden Immortal Qi Practitioners for the time being, if Lao Sun smothers the first one with a stick, the second one will definitely not dare to show up;
And when they are all here, when the Yuanshi Tianzun finally shows up, can you stop him for a moment, my wife?
Let the old sun hit the old man with a thousand and eight hundred sticks, and let him fall from mid-air!Others couldn't see Lao Sun making a move. '

And thinking of the ostentation of Yuanshi Tianzun's appearance, the ground must be greeted by burning incense, amiable cigarettes, densely covered the ground, and there is another reed in the air, and the fairy music is played in unison;

The pair of boys lift the stove, and the stove is also fragrant with cigarettes. Behind the Kowloon incense chariot, the pair of phoenixes and birds dance together.

But thinking of the white crane and Qingluan leading the way, followed by the red phoenix dancing in fairy clothes, the feather fan parting the clouds and mists, the fairy boy playing the jade flute on the left and right, and the scene where Yuanshi Tianzun, the leader of explaining teachings like a psychopath, appeared, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help smiling, and his lips twitched. The corner bent and nodded affirmatively: "Yes." '

Sun Yue also couldn't help grinning, and suddenly thought of a certain slogan: Holy teaching and teaching, invincible!Yuanshi Tianzun, Wencheng Wude!For thousands of years, unify the prehistoric world!
……

Then tens of 10 people moved together, and even Ji Fa, the 96th brother, Xiqi's four sages and eight horses, and all civil and military officials couldn't help being shocked.

One person, one grass, one branch of green leaf, it will be green in an instant. Fortunately, it is just when the grass and trees are green, otherwise there is really no way to green.

Similarly, hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses were sent out, and countless flowers were picked very quickly.

The reed canopy mat hall and the golden platform were also swishing, and they were set up in an instant with a speed visible to the naked eye.

In a blink of an eye, there was only one Jiang Ziya left, leisurely in the wooden barrel of fragrant soup, but he couldn't come out, surrounded by 60 soldiers and horses, and there was no sound.

Countless people hold incense in their hands, but they are waiting for the order to light it together, so that the cigarettes will be everywhere.

Finally, Xiqi also has qi trainers, even though it is that cult.

Sooner or later, the leader of the cult will come in person, and the army will send out the Great Shang Dynasty and replace it with the Great Shang Dynasty, so everyone can't help being excited.

While Ji Fageng was also in pain, he had already thought about it. When he replaced the Great Shang Dynasty, he would call himself the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven, and respect and teach as Heaven.

Then, like the previous monarchs of the Great Shang Dynasty, he changed his name to Difa, and also pursued his father, Xibohou, as Dichang.

But in the end, millions of people waited quietly, but Jiang Ziya just didn't come out, and he couldn't finish taking a bath.They even snorted in the barrel and fell asleep!
Fourteen all gray-haired veterans gathered in a cloud that was far away from the sight of ordinary people, and they all couldn't help but be amazed and weird.

In the end, Master Huanglong couldn't help but frown and said: "Why did Ziya fall asleep while bathing and changing at such a time? If he doesn't go up to the awning to greet him, how can I show up?"

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And the sky above Xiqi.

Sun Yue, who was also waiting to surprise Yuanshi Tianzun, couldn't help but bared his teeth and said, "Wife, why don't you wake up Jiang Ziya?" '

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