Chapter 238

In the sky that no one can see, Guanyin Bodhisattva has beautiful eyes, and he can't help being curious.

A sect that uses women's excrement and urine as a way to subdue demons, so what is it if it is not a cult?
The same leader who teaches his disciples to use women's excrement and urine as a Taoist technique, and he must first order his disciples to burn incense to welcome them when they appear on the stage, and they must sing together with fairy music.

And the Tilu boy led the way, followed by Danfeng Wuxianyi, the feather fan parted the clouds and mist, and the fairy boy played the jade flute on the left and right. A leader who had to show up only after showing up, isn't he just like the psychopath in the husband's mouth?
What kind of person is such a teaching master Yuanshi Tianzun?Is it impossible to be really the psychopath that my husband said?

But if he wasn't crazy, what kind of person would he be to do such unconventional and incomprehensible things?It can only be called the leader of a cult.

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but have beautiful eyes, thinking of Yuanshi Tianzun, the ancestor of the Sanqing Taoism in the Three Realms, but he is definitely a wise person.

Although he also taught the mortal to live forever by taking poisonous mercury and lead, but at least he didn't teach his disciples to use women's excrement and urine as Taoism, let alone look down on the people of the demon clan with fur and horns.

As for the difference between Hunyuan Daoguo and Hunyuan Wuji.

It was as if in the Three Realms, even the nine-tooth nail rake made by the Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing himself was nothing more than an unopened lotus root under the hands of Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea.

Similarly, the jade bottle of Taishang Laojun can only hold the space of a thousand people, while the bottle of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva can hold the water of the entire Three Realms in an instant. Just one bottle is already a world of one side.

Although Hunyuan Daoguo and Hunyuan Wuji are both Hunyuan, they are completely different, which is why Sanqing in the Three Realms kneels down to thank the five elders and Tathagatas.

Similarly, Guanyin Bodhisattva's wave can also make Yuanshi Tianzun helpless. Although his hands are itchy and want to take a shot, Yuanshi Tianzun, who is generally insane, is not qualified enough.

Then it's better to cooperate with your husband and let him beat Yuanshi Tianzun with a stick, and then hit a full head, but it's like shooting yourself.

So inexplicably, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's beautiful eyes wandered down, watching the two old guys fall from the sky one after another, at the same time, she couldn't help but feel relieved.

Instead of keeping his expression on, he couldn't help thinking silently in his heart: "I really want to kiss him a monkey, but I don't know how beautiful I am if I call him my husband. If I want to kiss him, I'm afraid I'll be even more forgetful. Let's wait until later." '

Sun Yue grinned even more, and returned directly sitting on Yuanshi Tianzun's flying chair, then got off the flying chair immediately, and hurriedly said courteously: "Honey, you sit down." '

Guanyin Bodhisattva has beautiful eyes: "Although this flying chair is considered a treasure, what do I look like sitting on it?"Keep it if you like it, or give it to someone in the future.I'm curious about that Yuanshi Tianzun, is it really the psychopath you mentioned? '

See below.

As the celestial music stopped abruptly in the air, all the boys carrying the stove and flute were frightened, no matter it was Jiulong pulling the cart in front, or Danfeng dancing behind.

And all the gray-haired old men in Bingxiang kneeling down to greet him subconsciously raised their heads to watch, because the music suddenly stopped, obviously it was the master who came down.

But what he didn't want to see when he looked up was two figures falling from mid-air one after another.

"boom!"

"boom!"

It just happened to fall before the eyes of a crowd of veterans bowing down.

The first one was grounded on the head. It was obvious that someone had beaten him all over his head, and he didn't know who it was. In an instant, a row of veterans couldn't help being dumbfounded: Who is this?
But immediately after the second fell to the ground with his buttocks, and fell to the ground with his body bent, his eyes were bulging, his body was shaking, he was kicking his legs and foaming at the mouth, and he had a big sarcoma on his forehead, but all the veterans knew him.

However, it is the Antarctic fairy who is not called the big brother under the teaching, but at the same time is recognized as the big brother in charge.

Jiang Ziya also couldn't help but look up, with a puzzled look on his face: What happened?Where did Master go?What about big brother?

……

In the sky that no one can see.

Sun Yue still couldn't help grinning his teeth, he really wanted to transform into countless clones, and then shouted in unison among the Western Zhou soldiers and horses:
"Sacred teachings and teachings are invincible!" '

'Yuanshi Tianzun, Wencheng Wude! '

'For thousands of years, unify the prehistoric world! '

But it is just suitable for the cult leader who uses women's excrement and urine as his Taoism.

But if he really yelled, it would definitely make that bastard Qin Yue suspicious, so he had to hold back.

But see below.

It has to be said that Yuanshi Tianzun is also an existence of absolute Hunyuan Daoguo, and the bags on his head quickly disappeared at a speed that is completely visible to the naked eye.

But only the Antarctic Immortal, whose crotch was directly kicked by Sun Yue, like the Taishang Laojun, has been physically disabled since then, but he is still twitching on the ground.

The crowd of all white-haired, old, and moral people were also shocked, not wanting to fall from mid-air with their heads full, it turned out to be the master Yuanshi Tianzun?

But in a hurry, they all stepped forward to help each other.

Jiang Ziya was also dumbfounded, and couldn't help being extremely shocked: Master actually fell headfirst from the Jiulong Chenxiang chariot?What happened?
Seeing that Yuanshi Tianzun recovered quickly, his silver hair under the shawl was still a little messy, his face was calm and calm, and he couldn't help being surprised, shocked and suspicious in his heart.

And clearly saw a stick coming down in the air above his head suddenly, but he just couldn't dodge that stick, and then felt a headache that seemed to explode for a moment.

After waking up again, a group of disciples were already surrounding him, all watching with care and concern.

It's weird but I don't know it from the beginning to the end. I just got hit all over my head, and I can't help being shocked, shocked and suspicious. The only thing is who hit that stick?
Then he woke up and turned around, but on the surface he said indifferently: "I have nothing to do with the teacher, but I accidentally fell from the Chenxiang chariot because of a sudden whim and calculated the Taoist secret."

In an instant, there were all white-haired old men beside him, and they couldn't help but feel even more suspicious: "Master, did your bag, which is still full of heads, fall from the agarwood chariot?"I don't know what happened? '

But no matter how surprised and suspicious, no one dared to ask.

The Antarctic fairy also recovered immediately, and the two small eyes under the big meaty head couldn't laugh anymore.

And Jiang Ziya hurriedly seemed to be making trouble on purpose, and knelt down and shouted: "I wish my teacher a long life."

Yuanshi Tianzun also sat upright indifferently, and said lightly: "Jiang Shang, you have accumulated meritorious deeds for 33 years, and now you are the emperor's teacher, so you can receive blessings from the world, so you should not be underestimated.

You conquered and destroyed Zhou, made meritorious deeds and established careers, divided the land into grass, your descendants are far away, and the country is extended.Pindao is here to bid farewell to you today.Boy Baihe, get some wine. "

Then, under the gaze of all the gray-haired old disciples, and the same gaze of all living beings in Xiqi, the boy Baihe respectfully poured Jiang Ziya half a cup of wine.

Jiang Ziya knelt down to pick it up and drank it all in one gulp.

Yuanshi Tianzun said lightly again: "This one wishes his son to succeed in helping the Holy Lord."

Boy Baihe poured wine for Jiang Ziya again, and Jiang Ziya drank it honestly.

Yuanshi Tianzun said again: "Governing the country will be safe."

Another one.

Yuanshi Tianzun was still indifferent: "Meet the princes quickly."

……

In the sky, Sun Yue bared his teeth: What the hell is this?

Long Nu directly raised the corners of her lips and said, "This is too hypocritical." '

Guanyin Bodhisattva also smiled: Could it be that Yuanshi Tianzun is really crazy?

……

But when Jiang Ziya drank three wines, he fell to his knees again.

Yuanshi Tianzun still had a faint expression, and asked in puzzlement, "What do you say when you kneel again?"

Jiang Ziya respectfully said: "Thanks to the gracious teaching of the master, Shang has to pay homage to the general to march eastward. I don't know how good or bad this trip will be. I beg for instructions!"

It was obvious that he was gathering news, so he turned around and reported it to Qin Yue, the second-rate merchant lord.

Unexpectedly, this time Yuanshi Tianzun finally had a gleam in his old eyes, and sighed: "Oh! Ziya, you are a little too impatient this time! But that's the case, whatever.

Then you go to my Kunlun Mountain, I still have something to tell you.Qingxu will follow me back to the palace, and all the disciples will come to help Ziya by chance. "

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