Chapter 258
Immediately afterwards, Huang Feihu was the general towel, and as for why it was Xysu, it was the bastard Qin Yue who asked him to "pretend" to vote for Xiqi, and the "true" was an internal response.

But in the end, he really killed his wife, and prepared to blame the "King of Zhou, Emperor Xin", and at the same time used it as an excuse for himself to vote for Xiqi, so when he left Sishuiguan in the west of the great merchant, he was dressed in plain clothes (mourning clothes).

Then soon, I saw the hundreds of thousands of troops that were about to march outside Xiqi City, and I couldn't help being excited in an instant, but it was the right time to take refuge!
And a group of people are all dressed in plain clothes, which directly attract the attention of Xiqi soldiers and horses.

Sun Yue, Zhu Bajie, and Sand Monk changed and followed closely.

Because the Three Realms rode the clouds forward to explore the road one step earlier, and found that there was nothing on the road ahead, so it was better to come to this prehistoric place to see the excitement.

As a result, seeing Xiqi soldiers and horses in front of the formation, Huang Feihu sighed loudly on purpose: "Xiqi is called a sage, and now the people are safe and everything is prosperous. It is true that the sun is shining, and the sky is full of praise."

……

Zhu Bajie snorted: "Saint, saint, from now on my old pig will also be called a saint." '

Drifting stared wide-eyed: "This Huang Feihu's hypocrisy makes him a moral man!" '

While the three of them were talking in secret, Jiang Ziya, who had just returned, soon reported to the camp. Of course, at the same time, the news that Huang Feihu pretended to join Xiqi had spread in Xiqi for some reason.

In a blink of an eye, Jiang Ziya was in front of the handsome tent, and the white-haired Jiang Ziya, who looked like Gandalf of the later generation, greeted him in person: "Your Majesty is here, and Jiang Shang has never been far away. If there is a mistake in welcoming him, I hope you will not be guilty."

Obviously, even if the list of gods is lost, the number of days of elucidation and teaching will still continue to advance. The key is not for the final godhood, but the battle of fate.

Sun Yue would like to know, the two veterans Yuanshi Tianzun, Lao Tzu, and even Zixiao Gong Hongjun, what kind of expression will they have after they know that they have lost the list of gods?
But Huang Feihu was still very hypocritical and said: "The last general Huang Feihu is a difficult minister. Now he abandons the merchants and returns to the Zhou Dynasty. It is like losing a bird in the forest. Let's borrow a branch. If you are accepted, Feihu will be very grateful!"

Jiang Ziya hurriedly helped him up with his own hands, apparently pretending to be hypocritical, and said, "Your Majesty's words are too serious! Although Shang is in the position of honor, he was under the rule of the Majesty in the past, so why is he too modest today?"

And Huang Feihu was the king of Zhenguo Wucheng in the Great Shang Dynasty, so Jiang Ziya naturally wanted to be called the king.

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Drifting stared wide-eyed: "Elder brother, was Jiang Ziya really instigated by King Zhou?" '

Zhu Bajie also hummed: "Brother Hou, don't say it. In terms of your acting skills, Brother Hou, this Jiang Ziya's acting skills are not inferior to my old pig, and he can act as hypocritical as that of explaining education." '

Sun Yue grinned strangely.

Drifting said harshly: "Second senior brother, you didn't see that this Jiang Ziya has stayed on the Kunlun Mountains for more than 30 years. He doesn't need to act at all, he can be as hypocritical as those moral people. '

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Jiang Ziya bowed respectfully and asked, "Why did your lord abandon business?"

In the tent, there are three generals of Xiqi, Nan Gongshi, Mao Gongsui, and Zhou Gongdan, who are discussing how to march.

Hearing that the three of them were all calm, and the strangeness flashed in their eyes for a moment, since they had already received the news that Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, the Great Shang Zhenguo, was about to pretend to seek refuge in Xiqi, but in fact it was the internal response of Emperor Xin. .

But when Huang Feihu heard about it, he immediately said indignantly: "King Zhou is licentious, powerful ministers are in power, don't accept loyal and good people, specialize in villains, greedy for sex day and night, don't take the country as the priority, and kill loyal and good people!

Today's New Year's Day (March [-]th, Nuwa's Christmas), the last general's wife went to the Hezhong Palace, and Daji planned to frame the last general's wife, so that she fell to her death...

At the end of the day, the general thinks of himself, the king is not right, and the ministers vote for foreign countries.This is also a matter of course.Therefore, I reversed the Chaoge and broke through the five levels. I am here to agree with you, and I am willing to follow the example of the dog and the horse.If you are willing to accept my father and son, it will be a great kindness to the Prime Minister. "

Xiqi has two black, short and thick old men, a young Zhou Gongdan, and the three generals can't help but hear it strangely: You Huang Feihu killed five levels?Why is the news coming out of the five passes a false pursuit?

Jiang Ziya, on the other hand, immediately rejoiced and said, "Since your majesty is willing to agree with you and try your best to support the country, you are very fortunate! Is there any reason not to tolerate it? (Just let you Huang Feihu taste my Taoism)"

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Zhu Bajie immediately hummed again: "Brother Monkey, let me go, let me become Huang Feihu, and try that Jiang Ziya's feces and urethral technique. My old pig is not afraid of that woman's feces." '

Sun Yue couldn't help grinning fiercely: "Okay!"But remember to run away after tasting, not to let that Huang Feihu be chopped off right now, and keep it for the future to continue to have a good show. '

Then Ji sent him to the big tent.

Suddenly following Jiang Ziya into the room were two extremely strange Huang Feihu.

Ji Fa was dumbfounded for a moment.

In the big tent, Xiqi civil and military officials, four sages and eight horses, and San Yisheng couldn't help but stare blankly, even Jiang Ziya couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, two identical Huang Feihu?
Zhu Bajie directly pointed at Huang Feihu: "Prime Minister, Junhou, he is fake! He was transformed from a monster, and I am the real one!"

Huang Feihu was also instantly furious: "Where are you evildoer? I am the real one! Prime Minister, Your Honor, he was transformed by a monster!"

Everyone was shocked and dumbfounded, and Ji Fa was even speechless.

Only Jiang Ziya moved his old eyes calmly, and immediately seized the opportunity and said: "You two kings, don't worry! It happened that when I was in Kunlun Mountain, the head teacher Zun Yuanshi Tianzun once taught me a technique, which can use women's excrement and urine to deal with this monster in the wild!

Zhou Gongdan, go get two pots of women's excrement and urine immediately, remember to make sure it's really a woman's excrement and urine, and there must be no mistakes!Those who are afraid of women's excrement must be transformed by that monster.

The generals Nangong Shi and Xin Jia are ready, but whoever has the slightest hesitation will take his head immediately! "

In an instant, it was obvious that Ji Fa's eyes went dark: "Use women's excrement and urine as Taoism!"You really deserve to be a heretical cult? '

The real Huang Feihu couldn't help being dumbfounded as well.

Only Jiang Ziya's eyes sparkled.

The rest of Zhou Gongdan, Nan Gongshi, Mao Gongsui, Xiqi Four Worthies and Eight Horsemen, and San Yisheng couldn't help but look weird, but they didn't dare to disobey their orders.

So Zhou Gongdan went to look for women's excrement and urine in a strange way.

But Zhu Bajie couldn't help snorting again: "Prime Minister, I'm not afraid of women's excrement and urine, let me drink it first when it's served, this fake Huang Feihu will definitely not dare to drink it."

In an instant, Jiang Ziya couldn't help but his old face darkened: "It seems that this person is a fake. I don't know where His Majesty found such a person. He can change supernatural powers, and he is so (shameless)...

Since I was hinted at like this, but I can't really tell him to drink it, I asked Huang Feihu to taste it. '

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In the dark, Sun Yue grinned and grinned again. Such a scene is indeed not suitable for ladies to watch.

The Drifting Monk couldn't help but stare wide-eyed with a strange expression on his face, knowing that the elucidation of teachings in this prehistoric world is really based on women's excrement and urine as Taoism.

Because there is a clear record in Chapter 90 of Fengshen Yanyi, that is, Nezha, the number one sage in the past dynasties, Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi also firmly believe that women's excrement and urine can subdue demons.

So what does it mean that the disciples under the teaching are all convinced that women's excrement and urine can subdue demons?
It just shows that the elucidation and teaching in this prehistoric world is indeed based on women's excrement and urine as Taoism!
The leader of the elucidation of teachings is the Yuanshi Tianzun of Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountains, and the master of teachings is Laozi of Bajing Palace in Xuandu Mountain.

……

A moment later.

With a strange expression on his face, Zhou Gongdan led the two of them into the big tent with two pots of excrement and urine.

In an instant, Ji Fa and everyone's faces turned green, and they couldn't help their throats throbbing.

Huang Feihu's face was even paler, as if something was about to come out of his throat, it kept surging for a while, but he had to swallow it back.

Because a big knife was held behind his head, if he dared to spit it out, his head would definitely fall to the ground immediately.

Jiang Ziya ordered directly: "In order to distinguish between the real and the fake of the two kings, please also ask the king on the left to pour the woman's feces on his head first."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the voice fell, suddenly there was a panic outside the tent.

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